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(02-01-2015 12:14 AM)Travesty444 Wrote:  I want someone like Bob Barker to read that shit with gusto.

William Shatner.

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(02-01-2015 12:09 AM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  Just busting your chops, Lizard...

Just imagine a dramatic reading of your post that's on the level of Michael Shannon's classic reading of that crazy sorority letter of a couple years ago...





That was amazing. I'm dying over here.

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(02-01-2015 12:09 AM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  Just busting your chops, Lizard...

Just imagine a dramatic reading of your post that's on the level of Michael Shannon's classic reading of that crazy sorority letter of a couple years ago...





Sheer artistry.

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The video is gone.. Sad

I missed the fun?

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(02-02-2015 10:07 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  The video is gone.. Sad

I missed the fun?

Just hit Youtube on the bottom right.
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They took it down already?

(11-15-2014 09:06 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.
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Working link:

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(01-31-2015 11:17 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  A few things...

.... She is a slut and a whore of genius.

.... If you ever heard the expression bombshell (which has fallen out of favor somewhat) applied to a girl, it could not be better applied than in this case. She is like a nuclear bombshell of sexuality and fuckworthiness, and that is the truth, so help me God.

I concur with Lizard here, and WIA.

My boner rates this girl a 10 because she gives off that impression that the bang is a sure thing, little work would be required and she would be great in bed. That is where I agree with Lizard

My ego rates this girl a 6. Which is where I agree with WIA She is cute, but not beautiful, and the fact that she exudes "I will suck your dick in the alley behind the bar" vibes would make me feel uncomfortable to be seen with her anywhere besides me bedroom or at last call.

The above example has been common in my life, if a girl has palpable sluttiness or is a 'whore of genius' everyone can sense it and it lessens my desire to be seen with her in public, despite my boner wanting to put her on lock.

This chick would be #1 on my rotation when single, and the kind of girl I would cheat on every one of my LTR's with but never give an exclusive LTR to herself...she probably has spent many nights already shedding tears on those juicy tits over why she can never keep a boyfriend yet everyone wants to fuck her.

Her life story as she ages may well be "always the home wrecker, never the bride"

Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
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Am I the only one who finds female masturbation irritating?
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(02-03-2015 10:21 AM)dispenser Wrote:  Am I the only one who finds female masturbation irritating?

Yes.

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After perusing the whole video, I still don't understand what's so exciting about this girl.

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Here's another camshow clip of her, ordering pizza topless. Asks whether there's anything she can do anything to not have to tip the delivery guy... Guy turns him down. Scroll to ~ 1.18.30 for that.

https://vid.me/iCj8
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(02-04-2015 03:01 AM)Blobert Wrote:  Here's another camshow clip of her, ordering pizza topless. Asks whether there's anything she can do anything to not have to tip the delivery guy... Guy turns him down. Scroll to ~ 1.18.30 for that.

https://vid.me/iCj8

That dude is going to commit suicide when he finds or is sent this video. I mean how hard would it be to narrow down to a dominos pizza guy that looks like a total 'm'lady' that delivers around OSU and has been telling his friends for weeks about how a hot topless chick answered the door.

Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
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And we already have her fucking the "boyfriend" on cam, this scalated pretty quickly

https://vid.me/vhfg

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^god damn .
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(02-04-2015 10:50 PM)Oz. Wrote:  And we already have her fucking the "boyfriend" on cam, this scalated pretty quickly

https://vid.me/vhfg

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Thank you for that. Please keep me updated on her work, for the sake of keeping current on this developing story.
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(01-31-2015 06:51 PM)kosko Wrote:  
(01-31-2015 05:39 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  kosko, "6" my ass.

Take away the blonde hair and tits and what are you left with?

An amazing ass.
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She is a natural for the camera. She needs to do porn. Her dude is a goon with the shitty skills. You probably could of got her to do a porn for $200 bucks before this all came out, maybe less. Now though her ego will make her think she is worth a grand.
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(02-05-2015 12:53 AM)kosko Wrote:  She is a natural for the camera. She needs to do porn. Her dude is a goon with the shitty skills. You probably could of got her to do a porn for $200 bucks before this all came out, maybe less. Now though her ego will make her think she is worth a grand.

Agreed - this girl has natural talent. Hot girls in porn are a dime a dozen, it's the way she uses it.
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(02-04-2015 10:50 PM)Oz. Wrote:  And we already have her fucking the "boyfriend" on cam, this scalated pretty quickly

https://vid.me/vhfg

Banana

disappointing. Boyfriend bangs her like she's Mr. Glass from Unbreakable.

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She'll be doing porn in no time dudes, just give it some time.

That fuck me face will end up being the 1000 cock stare, literally.

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That's the first solo cam video that's gotten me super hard in awhile (I rarely if not at all watch porn, I hate solos for some reason).

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(03-08-2015 07:06 PM)KofiKingston Wrote:  This didn't take long...

Our naughty "whore of genius" posing for Playboy:





A short interview for Playboy:




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Quote from Kendra from the video "ever since I was a little girl it has been my dream to pose in playboy"...whaaaa? What little girl even knows what playboy is.

Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
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