Post: #26

Bringing the data here.

Jerry: 66 confirmed notches
http://kramersapartment.com/jerry/jerry-...rlfriends/

George: 26 confirmed notches
http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Category:...irlfriends

Kramer: 17 confirmed notches
http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Category:...irlfriends

But I'm gonna nominate a dark horse:

Post: #27

(01-22-2015 06:17 PM)Sonsowey Wrote:  Bringing the data here.

Jerry: 66 confirmed notches
http://kramersapartment.com/jerry/jerry-...rlfriends/

George: 26 confirmed notches
http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Category:...irlfriends

Kramer: 17 confirmed notches
http://seinfeld.wikia.com/wiki/Category:...irlfriends

That's not really accurate though. For instance, they don't list the office cleaning lady or the Senegalese maid for George.

Also, Kramer isn't in as many episodes and a lot of his bangs are implied. I think those lists skew more towards actual girlfriends/multiple dates.

Post: #28

If you don't believe that this man has the most game on Seinfeld, you must be an anti-Semite!



This conversation (From The Showerhead episode) has Jerry trying to convince Uncle Leo to leave his girlfriend Lydia and lead a more RVF-friendly lifestyle:

UNCLE LEO: It's about time you called your uncle. We've got to do this once a week.
JERRY: [to himself] Once a week? [to Leo] So how's Lydia?
UNCLE LEO: Ah, she's a real tiger.
JERRY: I don't know how you do it.
UNCLE LEO: What?
JERRY: A man like you, limiting yourself to one woman. I don't know. But it's none of my business.
UNCLE LEO: What are you talking about?
JERRY: Well...
UNCLE LEO: Look at this, I told them medium rare. It's medium.
JERRY: Hey, it happens.
UNCLE LEO: I bet that cook is an anti-Semite.
JERRY: He has no idea who you are.
UNCLE LEO: They don't just overcook a hamburger, Jerry.
JERRY: All right. Anyway, the point I was making before Goebbles made your hamburger is a man like you could be dating women 20 years younger. Come on Uncle Leo! I've seen the way women look at you. When's the last time you looked in a mirror? You're an Adonis! You've got beautiful features, lovely skin. You're in the prime of your life here. You should be swinging! If I were you I'd tell this Lydia character, “It's been real,” move back into that bachelor pad and put out a sign, “open for business.”
UNCLE LEO: Believe me, I thought about it. But she is so perfect in every way. I can't see a flaw.
JERRY: Well, keep looking.

Post: #29

If we're bringing in other contenders, I think this guy would've scored the most poon (had the most game), especially given his extensive worldwide travel and penchant for elaborate and engrossing storytelling.

I give you, Jacopo Peterman aka J. Peterman.

   

Post: #30

Guys, you forgot the most alpha guy of them all in the show

Post: #31

I think that George has one thing going for him that no one else does...





Male model game recognized.

Post: #32

Lmao, alright I'm going to actually entertain this shit.

The most alpha character on the show is easily David Putty. Going away with it. Not even close.

Highlights:

-Dicking down Elaine so well in the later seasons that Jerry and her made a bet that she couldn't stop seeing him. And she couldn't. Even left a movie theater in the middle of the movie to get dicked down by him. Also cost her money to bang him every time she lost the bet and yet she kept doing it anyway.

-Telling her explicitly "I love just seeing you and having sex. Not having to do all that work like calling you and buying you stuff. Hearing about how people at work aren't as smart as you; it's brutal."

-Breaking up with Elaine mid-flight on a trip back from Europe and telling the flight attendant "I blame myself. She's a bitter, cold woman. I mean the sex was good, I'm sure it was fine for her, but I need more."

-Flirting with the girl across the aisle. She says "David you are so funny," to which he responds "Yeah I know." When Elaine says "what are you doing?" His response is "It's a long flight Elaine, I had to get on with my life." By making time with some floozie? "Yeah that's right."

-Leaves Elaine's house one time, but not before saying "I'll come back, we'll make out."

-Is a mechanic

Cocky game, caveman game, direct game, aloof game. He had it all. He's so far ahead of everyone else on the show it's not even funny. And the actor (Patrick Warburton) is just as alpha, if not more so, on his other show Rules Of Engagement.

Post: #33

I am convinced. david putty wins. I love the episode where he and kramer are face painters at the devils game

"I'm just trying to support the team".

Post: #34

"Who has the most game: Jerry, George, or Kramer?"

Answer: Puddy.

You guys must have done great on your SATs

Post: #35

Another Puddy moment I forgot. In one episode, Elaine drops him for another man, until she finds out he's a tv pitchman for The Wiz. She tries to get David to take her back.

(At a high class restaurant)

Him: So you dumped me for some tv pitchman?

Her: Look, it was really stupid, can we just move on?

Him: Well I don't know. What if the Maytag repairman shows up? Hahaha

Her: So you're not taking me back?

Him: Yeah that's right

(Gets up, stiffs her with the bill)

Matter of fact let's change this thread to the David Puddy appreciation thread.

Post: #36

(01-23-2015 04:09 AM)Enigma Wrote:  "Who has the most game: Jerry, George, or Kramer?"

Answer: Puddy.

You guys must have done great on your SATs

Haha, true.

I'd say Jerry out of those three. He was was living a pretty great life. Kramer would definitely get some niche pussy, probably lots of chicks who hate their dads. George wouldn't get shit, no matter how confident he was.

Counting minor characters I'd say Puddy > Petterman> Jerry

(01-23-2015 03:15 AM)eradicator Wrote:  I am convinced. david putty wins. I love the episode where he and kramer are face painters at the devils game

"I'm just trying to support the team".

Isn't that the official jacket choice of subway alphas?

Post: #37

Let's not forget Jerry turned down a threesome with two female roommates because he didn't want to become "an orgy guy."

Post: #38

^And don't forget it was all thanks to George he was able to pull it off.

I think George is pretty underrated, he was dark triad before it was cool.

Post: #39

one thing that seinfeld should have delved deeper into was chucklefuckers. I was listening to the mcqueen podcast and he had some model on who was into fucking comedians. apparently this is a thing. Humor game works: hot women like funny guys. men learn comedy to get women into bed. In real life, seinfeld ended up marrying a really hot chick 20 or 25 years younger than him and started a family that he wanted.

kramer has the animal magnetism and is a natural playboy despite having no income, and not much social life, not going out to game women, just games them as he comes across them in his every day life.

george is routinely punching above his head, dating women that at least are much higher value than him on the surface. he sometimes overthinks what is going on with women and loses bangs as a result.

answer is still 'puddy'.

Post: #40

Saying Puddy "has more game than Jerry" is like saying the Lakers are a better run franchise than the Spurs.

Puddy is 6'3 and good looking. Jerry is just an average height schlub with a punchable face.

At the very least, Puddy was born on second base and Jerry on first. George was born under 5 lbs and was on a respirator for the first 3 years of his life.

When it comes to "game," we have to consider the fighting-above-your-weight factor. Seinfeld knocked out heavyweights as a welter.

Jerry has to think about and deconstruct women way more than Kramer and Puddy, and yet pulls way more girls, of much higher quality. That's a direct result of game.

Oh, and Puddy stole Jerry's move. Plagiarist.

Post: #41

(01-23-2015 07:16 PM)Kamikaze Wrote:  Saying Puddy "has more game than Jerry" is like saying the Lakers are a better run franchise than the Spurs.

Puddy is 6'3 and good looking. Jerry is just an average height schlub with a punchable face.

At the very least, Puddy was born on second base and Jerry on first. George was born under 5 lbs and was on a respirator for the first 3 years of his life.

When it comes to "game," we have to consider the fighting-above-your-weight factor. Seinfeld knocked out heavyweights as a welter.

Jerry has to think about and deconstruct women way more than Kramer and Puddy, and yet pulls way more girls, of much higher quality. That's a direct result of game.

Oh, and Puddy stole Jerry's move. Plagiarist.

Jerry also had the fame/money factor in his favor. Taking a chick to the Tony awards as a first date. And that same girl was sleeping with a different dude at the end of the night. Like he said "he's in the showroom and I'm stuck doing food and beverage!"

Dudes with game would not take chicks out on expensive first dates, much less expensive first dates and drop her back off at her house where some other dude was waiting to bang her.

Puddy was a mechanic, and although some girls like the manliness factor of that job, he couldn't impress girls with expensive dates and the like.

We can use Elaine as a measuring stick. She dated Jerry initially, and then they broke it off and remained plutonic friends. She tried to break up with Puddy but couldn't end it for good and they remained fuck buddies in between the on again off again. And he was taking her to Arbys.

I agree that he had built in good looking game going for him, but he was also way more alpha. If I could choose to be one of them, I'd be Puddy. Seems he could do well for himself with a lot less effort. Yes Jerry had a few stunner notches under his belt, but not by being natural and alpha. A lot of it came from his lifestyle. Although I guess you can consider that inner game or whatever. We do promote the idea that you should improve all phases of your life to be a complete man, and he did do that, so.

Post: #42

Seinfeld is rich and famous, much more so than Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. Let's get that off the table right now.

In the world of Seinfeld, it's obvious that Jerry's notch count is higher, but he's the star of the show. Kramer's count is implied, and poor George.

But given what they are all working with

- Jerry is par for the course. He doesn't seem to bang groupies, he's living in the same West Side of Manhattan Building as Kramer - undoubtedly Rent Controlled. He drives a Saab, if he even drives. So his fame and his money game aren't really being utilized. And his fashion game...well. If anything Jerry continually fails to fully capitalize on his game for the sake of #'s or for the sake of quality trim.

- Kramer is slaying bitches on the regular. Every player takes a loss, get hung up on one chick, happens to the best of us. But I'm willing to bet he bangs some wildebeests, and not even on the low. Parading them heifers about as if they were blue ribbon worthy.

That leave put-upon and conniving George Costanza. For him to convince a broad to get with him, what little he has to offer, failure after failure....naw B, Costanza is the real Most Valuable Player. He's the one with the gift of gab to pull chicks, even when there's shrinkage.

Post: #43

(01-23-2015 08:15 PM)Mister X Wrote:  We can use Elaine as a measuring stick. She dated Jerry initially, and then they broke it off and remained plutonic friends. She tried to break up with Puddy but couldn't end it for good and they remained fuck buddies in between the on again off again. And he was taking her to Arbys.

When Jerry and Elaine start having sex again, she falls back in love with him and says they have to stop seeing each other completely -- both as friends and lovers -- because she can't handle it.

That happens in the last episode of season one but isn't mentioned again. Also, I just got finished watching the episode where she says she faked orgasms the entire time they were dating, as she had never had one at that time.

She's able to fuck Puddy without an emotional attachment but can't do the same with Jerry. Obviously it's not the goal of most guys here, but I'd say the guy who makes the girl fall in love without giving her orgasms has stronger game than the one she's using for sex.

So if we're using Elaine as the measuring stick, Jerry is ahead. Though overall I agree that Puddy is a lot more dominant and alpha.

Post: #44

If the question was "Who is pulling despite their lack of height, attractiveness and success?", George still wouldn't be the answer.

The answer is Newman. Remember that hot blond that he hit before Jerry?

There should be a poll up top for final tallies. How do we put one in?

Post: #45

(01-22-2015 12:44 AM)Bizet Wrote:  George, obviously.

Not to mention, this approach has RVF written all over it.

Post: #46

(01-23-2015 10:48 PM)Pontifex Maximus Wrote:  If the question was "Who is pulling despite their lack of height, attractiveness and success?", George still wouldn't be the answer.

The answer is Newman. Remember that hot blond that he hit before Jerry?

There should be a poll up top for final tallies. How do we put one in?

This crossed my mind as well, but she's not that attractive. Definitely a good pull for Newman, and I don't know why he would break up with her, but she's one of Jerry's weaker pulls.



Kramer is all over the place, but is a lifelong bachelor who knows how to charm the ladies. His standards are pretty low, though, from what we see on the show.

Puddy absolutely owns Elaine and is the epitome of IDGAF game. Definitely the most alpha with the best game skills in the series.

Peterman has money, fame, and a way with words, but his only 'confirmed' bang is Susie, Elaine's suicidal, nonexistent alter ego.

George gets engaged because he thinks he'll never do better, and is neurotic about it the whole time. Susan is pretty loaded though so maybe Georgie boy was onto something:

Quote:GEORGE: Alright, so I haven't put anything in [the account] since sixth grade, I completely forgot about it. The State Controller's Office tracks me down. The interest has accumulated to 1,900 dollars. 1,900 dollars! They're sending me a check!
JERRY: Wow!
GEORGE: Hu-Yeah, interest. It's an amazing thing. You make money without doing anything...
JERRY: Y'know I have some friends who try and base their whole life on that principle.
GEORGE: Really? Who?
JERRY: Nobody you know...

I think we can all agree that Jerry got the best quality out of any of the men on the show:
Rate All 66 of Jerry's Girlfriends



Jerry didn't always bang the women though, as is the case with Sidra here, which is the true test of game.



Though my personal favorite, Bridgette the model, from The Diplomat's Club hooked up with Jerry while on a layover in the airport lounge. Game, recognized.

Post: #47

(01-24-2015 03:03 PM)getdownonit Wrote:  Jerry didn't always bang the women though, as is the case with Sidra here, which is the true test of game.

Eh. It's definitely true that he leaves a lot on the table, but most of it is fluky, comedy stuff. He'll literally be minutes away from the bang and George, Elaine, or Kramer busts in and fucks everything up, which is exactly what happened with Sidra.

Post: #48

Damn. The cans on this one:

Post: #49

Among the 3, I'm picking Kramer. Like Puddy he really doesn't care.

Also if Puddy's so great, why is he fucking Elaine all the time? Tall good-looking dude in Manhattan, come on.

Post: #50

But, which one full-on smooched Kathie Lee on live TV?