We all have ideas of what a 5 is what a 10 is.
How low would you go?
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Would you?

If I was drunk. I would let her suck me sober though.

How about this?
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Drunk and dryspells count!

(09-07-2011 02:13 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  How about this?

Drunk and dryspells count!

Never. I couldn't get it up for either of these cows. I'd much rather jerk off into a napkin.

The worse looking girl I've ever fcked is at least 3 points higher than either of these.

(09-07-2011 02:13 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  How about this?

Drunk and dryspells count!

She passes the boner test.

Game on!

(09-07-2011 02:08 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  We all have ideas of what a 5 is what a 10 is.
How low would you go?

Would you?

I don't like the face and I can't stand lizards with massive guts.

Boner test failed.

None of those is bangable in my books.

Ok here are some more. Please post pics of just how low you go
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(09-07-2011 02:18 PM)Moma Wrote:  I don't like the face and I can't stand lizards with massive guts.

Boner test failed.

Face makes a HUGE difference.

Think about some of he Lane Bryant/Plus Size models like these:

(09-07-2011 02:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Ok here are some more. Please post pics of just how low you go

I'd only hit the unconscious lizard. The rest of them..no. The black one looks monstrous and the skinny one with censored nips looks like she's on skag or something.

Boner test = failed.

(09-07-2011 02:32 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(09-07-2011 02:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Ok here are some more. Please post pics of just how low you go

I'd only hit the unconscious lizard. The rest of them..no. The black one looks monstrous and the skinny one with censored nips looks like she's on skag or something.

Boner test = failed.

How could she fail? If the nips lizard was dressed and rubbed you at the bar I bet she wouldn't

For me, it's less a body type issue than (a) face and (b) does she take care with her appearance?

I have had some great sex with women that a lot of posters on here would reject because of size only.

But two women in the earlier posts -- the one in front of the car (a lower middle class trailer parker) and the makeup-less Suzie Wong -- uh, no thanks.

I used to fuck a Persian girl that looked like this.



I love your threads el mechanico. LOL

(09-07-2011 02:34 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-07-2011 02:32 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(09-07-2011 02:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Ok here are some more. Please post pics of just how low you go

I'd only hit the unconscious lizard. The rest of them..no. The black one looks monstrous and the skinny one with censored nips looks like she's on skag or something.

Boner test = failed.

How could she fail? If the nips lizard was dressed and rubbed you at the bar I bet she wouldn't

She looks rather emaciated. I have trouble getting woody for skeletal lizards. I actually get wood for a lizard who is overweight (to a certain degree) rather than an underweight lizard.

What can I say, I didn't write my DNA code, I just execute it.

(09-07-2011 02:32 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(09-07-2011 02:28 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Ok here are some more. Please post pics of just how low you go

I'd only hit the unconscious lizard. The rest of them..no. The black one looks monstrous and the skinny one with censored nips looks like she's on skag or something.

Boner test = failed.

the unconscious lizard looks like a 6 or 7 can't really tell.

Best place to get pics for this thread would be from POF, OKCupid ...etc.

Lotsa scrapers on there. LOL

(09-07-2011 03:01 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Best place to get pics for this thread would be from POF, OKCupid ...etc.

Lotsa scrapers on there. LOL

I suspect she has major back flesh but I like her face, it's pretty (to me). She passes the boner test on her face alone.

Check!

Parlay I would probably hit that but not let my boys see her.
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I'd hit all of those^^^^

What's up with the pigeons? LOL

(09-07-2011 03:25 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Parlay I would probably hit that but not let my boys see her.

Man, you have posted some extremely dusty lizards!! I may hit the bird broad and possibly the camera phone with the white punni printers on but to be honest, I am still waiting back for my boner test results on that entire last post!

I'm ok with a butterface or butterbody but not both at the same time.

It's also a sliding scale based on my current level of inebriation.

(09-07-2011 03:29 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  I'd hit all of those^^^^

What's up with the pigeons? LOL

Those are all girls that have messaged me that I didn't waste my time with.

(09-07-2011 04:01 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-07-2011 03:29 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  I'd hit all of those^^^^

What's up with the pigeons? LOL

Those are all girls that have messaged me that I didn't waste my time with.

I think we should all take your lead on our online dating profiles. You seem to get the most attention from the ladies in that department.

(09-07-2011 04:12 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(09-07-2011 04:01 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(09-07-2011 03:29 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  I'd hit all of those^^^^

What's up with the pigeons? LOL

Those are all girls that have messaged me that I didn't waste my time with.

I think we should all take your lead on our online dating profiles. You seem to get the most attention from the ladies in that department.

I saw the fouth one down on Mugshots this weekend. She got a DUI and I did send her a message for fun. "Rough Weekend"?

Here are some girls that have messaged me