Post: #1

Are any of you guys doing anything for spring break in 2015? What places are you going to go to? Also at what age do you think you are too old to go to spring break? Also what date is your spring break?

Post: #2

http://www.studentcity.com/when-is-my-spring-break

The usual Spring Break destinations don't change a whole lot year to year - Cancun, Puerta Vallerta, South Padre Island, Panama City Beach, Daytona beach. I've gone a few times and based on my experience with friends as long as you look under 25 you're fine, regardless of your actual age (presuming you're able to lie). If you look older though you'll definitely give off a creepy vibe that will seriously hurt your chances.

Its great fun but prepare for absolutely atrocious ratios, you'll need to have your gameface on to score. In saying that the girls that are there are almost always a) hammered, b) in a bikini and c) DTF. It's just a question of getting to them before they all disappear.

Also don't even bother going if you're not in very good shape. The competition is just too high to score at a pool party if you're skinny, pale or fat.

Post: #3

(12-09-2014 05:20 AM)zatara Wrote:  http://www.studentcity.com/when-is-my-spring-break

The usual Spring Break destinations don't change a whole lot year to year - Cancun, Puerta Vallerta, South Padre Island, Panama City Beach, Daytona beach. I've gone a few times and based on my experience with friends as long as you look under 25 you're fine, regardless of your actual age (presuming you're able to lie). If you look older though you'll definitely give off a creepy vibe that will seriously hurt your chances.

Its great fun but prepare for absolutely atrocious ratios, you'll need to have your gameface on to score. In saying that the girls that are there are almost always a) hammered, b) in a bikini and c) DTF. It's just a question of getting to them before they all disappear.

Also don't even bother going if you're not in very good shape. The competition is just too high to score at a pool party if you're skinny, pale or fat.

Seconded for truth. I can speak to Cancun specifically - I had a Spring Break week there this year.

If you choose Cancun, go to the Hotel Oasis, and only the Hotel Oasis. That's where all the Spring Breakers go when they're in Cancun. The place is a fucking madhouse. Don't bother with the clubs at all - you'll be lucky if 5:1 or 6:1 is the worst you're dealing with. On top of which all the hotels screens out people who aren't staying there, so if she's staying elsewhere there is zero way for you to bring her to yours Or to go to hers. The hotels have bars where you'll be able to do more than enough in the way of approaches, let alone the beach or pools.

And as zatara said - if you're not seriously ripped and looking under 25 you are asking for failure. You can always expect that any mainstream super-hyped vacay spot will be a complete and utter sausage fest.

HSLD

Post: #4

Yea, I'm 28 and could pull off 25. As for being ripped, I definitely would have to work on that. It doesn't seem to be worth it other than going there for warm weather.

Post: #5

True that.

On top of which, you'll be spending huge amounts of bank to bang the same cunty-attitude, short-haired, tatted American sluts that you could walk around the corner and find at any nearby bar, pub, or nightclub. There's exactly zero point to it.

Even 25 would be pushing it, to be honest.

HSLD

Post: #6

At 28 you should be fine. However, are you going with a group? Spring Break is not a place to roll solo.

What I found was that when I went to Panama City Beach everyone there was incredibly talkative and friendly. I'm not even that talkative but I couldn't shut my mouth (Alcohol helps). At the end of the day though, people tend to socialize, party and hook up within their social group. All the girls I hung out with in PCB were from a sorority back at school.

On top of all this, most hotels only let people in who are staying there. For example, if you meet a chick who is staying at the Holiday Inn but you're not staying there, security won't let you in unless you purchase a wristband for $50 (serious).

And finally, from what I've found the reality is that people are not fucking like rabbits. Logistics and cockblocking are nightmares on Spring Break. Make-outs on the other hand are a dime a dozen. Me and my buddy had 2 girls randomly come up to us and start making out with us, and another time I was making out with a girl in the pool and realized she had multiple hickies (I left shortly after).

Spring Break is a fucking blast, no doubt. If you're going to go, don't expect to get a ton of notches, just go to have a good time. It was truly one of the best weeks of my life.

Oh yeah, and Cancun is apparently a huge cockfest.

Post: #7

(12-09-2014 11:14 AM)Seth_Rose Wrote:  Oh yeah, and Cancun is apparently a huge cockfest.

Yeah, you wouldn't believe just how bad it was. But all these places are going to be sausage-fests anyways.

But what you said above rings true - go for the experience with a group of buds, but don't go thinking you'll be racking and stacking hoes.

HSLD

Post: #8

I went to Cancun during American spring break one time. It was pretty shit.

Post: #9

Youth -- and O' how I miss it.

Haven't you guys ever heard of Panama City? It was the real shit about 12 years ago. I think I have some videos to prove it.-- on a DVC tape of course.

Post: #10

Yeah spring break is more about having a good time and getting drunk, then necessarily getting notches. Saying that if your good looking its quite easy to get laid even if its a sausage fest.

Post: #11

What destination would you recommend for spring break time (march) if you want to avoid the spring break crowd? I just turned 30 and there is no way I can compete with those odds. I was thinking San Fran.