Post: #1976

ONS'd some blah cougar I hate my life

Post: #1977

+1 25 y/o, Filipina flag, 6.5

Found her on the "people nearby" function of Tango.

She made it known early on that she had a boyfriend, however was still keen to meet up for drinks.

Toward the end of the date, I throw out my usual line "hey, it's still early, wanna head back to my place and watch a movie?"

She nonchalantly agreed. Taxi pulls up out front of my place, and she acts all surprised asking where we were. I said very calmly and directly, "we are at my place, where I said we were going, to watch a movie". She thought I had said that we were going "to the movies". Yeah, right, you heard me idiot, haha. I got out of the taxi, and she wouldn't budge. For a second there I thought the taxi driver was going to cockblock me and just drive off with her.

She eventually, but reluctantly, gets out. Once she's inside, the cat is well and truly scared. I shouldn't have even bothered trying to go for the kiss, but I did, and she wasn't having any of it. She kept on saying over and over again, "I wanna go home, I wanna go home", haha. I told her she wasn't a prisoner here and could leave anytime she likes. She called a taxi and left soon after.

As she was leaving, I reached for my phone and was about to delete all contact info, but she started texting me saying that she was sorry and that things might have been different if she didn't have a boyfriend.

I run suitable text game on her, set up drinks again for tonight, get her back to my place for a movie, and plow through (cave-man like) the most insane resistance I've ever had but inevitably disccovered the most sopping wet pussy yet. Raw dogged and nutted on her stomach, which she said was "dirty", lol.

The funny thing is, I'm heading to the Philippines in 7 weeks. This bang should have me enthused, but I'm left feeling less than impressed for some reason (I think it's because I found her quite bland/boring despite the rocking little body). I know I shouldn't judge a country on one example, but it has me second guessing and thinking I should head to Vietnam instead (I've heard the girls there provide a bit more stimulation intellectually and are better on average in the looks department).

Post: #1978

21 years old, Russian student in London. Worth mentioning as i actually opened her an got her number while waiting at Oxford Circus for another date last week.
5'2 slim and with the softest skin and longest hair i've seen in a while. Down to the ass. More cute than stunning but very sexy, and absolutely no resistance or questioning where we were headed when en route to my place after drinks.
Exactly the Russian stereotype of the ideal feminine personality . If she were a little more striking she'd be an 8+ and worth more than just a few nights of fun. Repeat performance already booked in later this week.

Post: #1979

Lunch sex almost makes Mondays worthwhile.

Post: #1980

Spider is developing great game, may be the best young player poster on the board. Love it.

Post: #1981

26 year old brunette, petite (5 ft) 90 lb ex-gymnast. Ended a drought with my first Tinder pull, only 24 hours from first swipe to cumming inside her. Almost no resistance after she arrived. Gave her the tour and then she gave me a nice wet blowjob. Fucked her twice in 3 hours. The trick here was being direct and honest about what I wanted, and being in good shape (and pumped from an active day and gym visit).

She texted me tonight about the great time she had Saturday so I'll probably be enjoying her again. I keep remembering being on top of her and thrusting into her tiny tight little body....

Post: #1982

18 year old private school rich girl....met her off Okcupid. She was resistant to meeting up or giving me her number. I read her profile, she mention pulling hair and never having an orgasm..So I straight up sexualized the convo. She caught the bait.

She wanted to meet Friday, I couldn't hold on till then. She agreed to tonight, her plan was to sneak out and come to my room. Bitch took a bit longer but she came.

I plowed her through, made her cum, did anal, pounded her again. Went through all 5 condoms I brought and still had time left over. Bitch keeps calling me sir. Wants to do a threesome, might try it with the milf but we're upset with one another at the moment. This bitch had a nice ice, she does squats every day. Came here in a see through dress, heels, stockings.

The bad? The bitch is a SIF. I had already paid for the hotel and she looked nice dressed up so I said fuck it because an empty room is bad ROI. Bitch smells nice but some parts smell like B.O

The rustler got SIF'd. At least I got my 18 yr old high school senior flag. Yeah, I carded her. Her mom plays tennis and they're very rich, I'm thinking about checking her mom out, if she's hot... It's game on.

In other news, I left the keys inside my car so I'm being nice to her so she can give me a ride to my place so i can get the spare key to my car.

Edit: pro of young girls

They're easy to impress
Inexperienced
Not much dick in them

Cons
They don't know shit
You have to tell them everything
Can't take dick
You have to put up with stuff like sneaking out from their home

Thinking about doing a FB check in to the hotel so I can troll the MILF's hamster and let it spin!

Post: #1983

Did it last night and the night befo'

Post: #1984

+1 light skinned black girl, sophomore.. somewhat cute but had fucked up teeth

This was my first notch since returning to campus. I saw her earlier on in the day yesterday and I approached her because she looked familiar. Apparently she gave me her number before summer vacation and I never texted her, heh..

I texted her last night and asked her if she wanted to go to a bar but she couldn't because she already had plans with her friends. So I texted her "well, I'm only coming over for a few mins. It'll be quick " her roommate was surprisingly cool, she didn't mind us making out. As things were getting heated, she figured that was her cue and left.

I've been on nofap for three weeks now so it was arguably the best nut I've ever had.

Post: #1985

Called up a sure thing from the past for a little pick-me-up/slump buster. Nothing special. Tried a couple new moves she seemed to like but I went over the top asshole afterwards and killed it. Ended up deleting her number.

Post: #1986

Italian flag, while in Mexico. Nice tig ol bitties. Not too big, just about right. She's a vocal one. Nothing even resembling LTR. She asked to take a shower upon arrival at my place (to meet my cat) and comes out naked. We get down to business.

Has some bangin hot modelling pics online. Still very sexy, but maybe not quite as much as the pictures might indicate.

Good time. First she flaked, then texted to say she be there at 1:00 am (it was 10pm originally). I fell asleep, went to the club at 2:30. Found her there (next door to the place we were supposed to meet). No problemo. I thought I might have snoozed and losed, but it worked out.

Post: #1987

Gonna delete this until further notice.

Post: #1988

First mexican and i could barely get my dick up. I may need to go back to asians or something...

She put out on the first date, but asked if we had already kissed as we were making out. New policy of kissing on first meeting proven. Then she proceeded to talk about her dating history.

Hooray for new fuck buddy.

Post: #1989

+1 Girl from a club. She had a super hot and firm body. I was grinding all over her on the dance floor. As the night went on I got her to come back to my place. Start undressing her and find out she's an undercover fatty!!!

Turned out that she was wearing some kind of full body compression suit thing that made her look, and feel, really firm and hot. Once that came off she turned into the Staypuff Marshmellow Man.

Upon seeing this I couldn't stop laughing. It was the troll job of the century.

I ain't even mad.

Still smashed it too.

Post: #1990

I did yay with two strippers in vegas this week and the very next night I raw dogged this 21 year old in my hotel room for 3 hours I got my brown belt too the chick was so good she fucking came I kid you not 7 times on my dick and was so apologetic I told her it was fine and resumed fucking her harder and harder. Could go on for an hour about my time visiting America gotta catch an airplane to Canada right now so if u guys want to whole story just ask.

Post: #1991

I threw a birthday party about a month and a half ago for the co-worker who wouldn't let me bang her. Naturally, the only purpose of the birthday party was to meet new women and hopefully bang them.

I succeeded and have been pounding the vag of a skinny little Chinese bitch every weekend since. However, said skinny little Chinese bitch can be a bit of a pain in the neck and is really bad at confirming her plans with me each weekend.

Her birthday was a week ago, so I threw her a party and had my friend invite lots of girls and collect the numbers of the cute ones.

The regular girl came over Friday night and we banged twice that night and again in the morning. She left to go see an art exhibition at noon and I drove across town to my evening appointment with my pocket stuffed full of condoms.

She was one of the girls I'd met at my regular's birthday party. She'd only stayed for a short while, but I'd found myself admiring her poise and quiet sophistication.

We went skating and then went back to her place where she cooked me Italian food.

After three hours of LMR, I banged her out.

I was able to explain the first condom with "I always carry a condom with me."

By the time I pulled out condom number 5, so started to catch on that maybe the events of the evening hadn't "just happened."

Sweet girl. She cooked me a delicious breakfast.

Post: #1992

I was hesitant about posting this (see above) because the girl was in....a fragile state, I was paranoid about the whole situation. I'm sure you'll see why.

I did my first tag team with some friends.

Ended up going out to a baseball game with my boys, hammered, head downtown, and ran into one of their friends, she ended up coming home with us later that night.

We were telling her how we think one of our friends is "gay" and she send him a topless pic.

She did, and left her tits out in the open. Eventually she ends up in a room with 2 of my buddies, im locked out and pissed.

Eventually one of them comes out and I hop right in, handle business and eject.

My friend who knew her starts doing damage control, telling her he didn't expect this and it's all good, takes a shower with her and bangs her out again, she's happy and laughing and leaves.

My buddy plays beta with her the morning via text saying they'll do something alone soon and asks her about Plan B, she gets it.

Needless to say I was a bit neurotic for awhile but things are cool.

And that my friends is my first tag team experience and yes their are plenty of girls out there like this apparently.

Post: #1993

(08-30-2014 10:26 PM)RXB Wrote:  +1 Girl from a club. She had a super hot and firm body. I was grinding all over her on the dance floor. As the night went on I got her to come back to my place. Start undressing her and find out she's an undercover fatty!!!

Turned out that she was wearing some kind of full body compression suit thing that made her look, and feel, really firm and hot. Once that came off she turned into the Staypuff Marshmellow Man.

Upon seeing this I couldn't stop laughing. It was the troll job of the century.

I ain't even mad.

Still smashed it too.

Lmao ok you had me rolling on this one lol.

Post: #1994

+1 Achievement unlocked! Russian flag captured. After a whole weekend of fucking cockblocks and dead leads I finally bagged me a 21 yo Russian couchsurfer. I'd say a solid 7. Pretty good ending to the holiday weekend.

Props to TTG for winging her friend and helping with logistics. He was hosting them both and allowed me to smash in the spare bedroom. Lol.

Post: #1995

+1 from Sunday night, #10 of 2014. Pretty happy to hit double digits, lifetime number was 8 before the year started.

Was supposed to go to Electric Zoo in NYC so started pregaming during the afternoon. Was about 5 beers deep when the concert was cancelled. Decided to keep drinking and head down to Lower East Side at night.

Ended up at Hair of the Dog. After 8 hours of drinking I was a bit out of it but killed a 5 hour energy and was ready to game. After several approaches I noticed a hipster girl eyeing me. Made the move and she was into me right away.

After a few minutes of talking I found out she had some bud. I said we should smoke at my place. She suggester her place in Brooklyn since her friends were visiting and she had to be there to let them in later. Fine with me.

Grabbed a taxi and started making out on the ride. She rolled a spliff when we got to her place. We were banging 10 minutes later. Great end to a long weekend.

Post: #1996

+1 From social circle. Girl is in bathroom.
super kinky, details in the morning upon request.

Post: #1997

Scottish flag in Edinburgh on a three day vacation.

Tuesday night. We started the evening by hopping from bar to bar in the Grassmarket area. Nothing came out of this. Talked a bit with the biggest bitch in the world, throwing shit test after a shit test before proving herself as a terrible person and cockblocking two innocent Finnish girls. Lots of really young girls, unfortunately this means lots of annoying teenage looking guys. At 1AM went to a bar with a dance floor. I went to the dance floor straight from the door and the first girl I went next to started to gravitate around me. I danced a bit with her and opened her with the tight line "This is a nice place". 15 minutes later I dance holding her around the waist and go in for the kiss. 10 minutes after that she's rubbing my cock! I am surprised by the turn of events and extend an invitation to be joined in my hotel room. She agrees. We went out, it seemed like the fresh air sobered her a bit and she started hesitating. Little bit of making out and she was back on track. She comes over, no LMR. The girl was young and cute, thin with really nice sized boobs and a freshly shaved pussy. Downsides were that she had a short boyish hair and frankly her accent, or maybe her way of talking was just really not feminine, at least in my opinion.

Post: #1998

First bang in college, my fourth day here. 6,5 nothing to write home about. Shit was real easy. Before coming to my place to help me study, she said we wouldn't fuck. Needless to say, after foreplay she changed hei views and let me bust my first higher education load. Probably won't rebang as its just too easy here.

Post: #1999

(09-05-2014 07:48 AM)Bilboswaggins Wrote:  First bang in college, my fourth day here. 6,5 nothing to write home about. Shit was real easy. Before coming to my place to help me study, she said we wouldn't fuck. Needless to say, after foreplay she changed hei views and let me bust my first higher education load. Probably won't rebang as its just too easy here.

She didn't change her mind-she was already thinking about having sex with you and you gamed her well enough to make it happen.

Any time a girl says any version of "We're not having sex" that means sex is definitely on the table and your odds of banging her are good if you don't fuck it up

It's an anti-slut defense so she can tell herself and maybe her friends later, "I told him we weren't having sex, but it just happened!"

It's also a shit test-she's throwing out an obstacle to see whether you are alpha enough to ignore her and go for what you want.

Whenever I hear this, I just say "That's fine" or "Of course not" and smirk but inside my penis and I are doing this:

Post: #2000

+1 18 year old who claimed it to be her second time. Couldn't take a dick so I kinda believe her. She found another girl's jewelry in my bathroom and got all pissed.

Edit: Also, I must add that Windom Earl is the best name i've seen on this forum. Might change my name to Dale Cooper in lieu of this. Hats off to you, sir.