Post: #201

(08-09-2011 12:08 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Ok so..How can the girl in front of the flowers be a two? Whats a one?
On this scale anything female starts as a 1 no? There can't be a zero in a one to ten scale.

A one is a disgusting 300-pound Wal-Mart shopper. You have to leave room for them in the scale. Keep in mind that even a 3 isn't fuckable. I think guys like to neglect the bottom half of the 1-10 scale, giving anything that isn't cute a 1.

(08-09-2011 12:11 PM)Moma Wrote:  I think a zero is a shemale. Once a penis pops out of its trousers, that immediately disqualifies it from being counted.

Exactly. I said something along these lines earlier in the thread.

@_DC_: As for the binary system (bangable, not bangable), I said my piece on that as well.

Post: #202

(08-09-2011 12:18 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(08-09-2011 12:13 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  ok lets say this is a two..This is Theogreats ex

Yea, her face gets her the two. 1 for the default vagina and 2 for the 'some face'

Nice to see we are on the same page Moma. So where does that leave the boat lizard and the flower girls?

Post: #203

[attachment=2656]That would leave this one at a six all day

Post: #204

(08-09-2011 12:22 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-09-2011 12:18 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(08-09-2011 12:13 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  ok lets say this is a two..This is Theogreats ex

Yea, her face gets her the two. 1 for the default vagina and 2 for the 'some face'

Nice to see we are on the same page Moma. So where does that leave the boat lizard and the flower girls?

The flower girl to the left is a 2. She looks manly and I am not attracted to men. I give her a 2 because she at least has some sort of feminine body (she is relatively slim) but the mannish features subtract a lot of points.
As always, she gets 1 for having a vagina and the 2 is for the slightly feminine body.

Her friend gets a 4 because her face is somewhat cute. Her body is nothing at all to write home but she gets points because she looks like a woman and she is slim. If she exuded a bit more sexuality, she could graduate to a 5 or higher but she has no breasts and no ass (that I can see).
Thus she gets the 4 rating.
I could see how a starving man might bump her up to a 5 though..

The boat lizard is very tough because she is hiding a lot of stuff that prevents me from making an accurate assessment. There are certain concealable features that can cause me to subtract major points i.e. hairy stomach from the punani to the mid rib cage..horrible looking belly, wide mannish back etc.
Features that are associated with strong male farmers cause me to subtract MAAAJOR points and the jury is still out on her.

Her face seems alright (I wouldn't be turned off from kissing her from what I see) and her body is worth the smash just to get the numbers up. I give her a 5 because I could actually pound her (she's got some meat on her) and not need my imagination to get me to cum.

Post: #205

(08-09-2011 12:29 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  That would leave this one at a six all day

I'd rate her a 5.5 but I deduct points because there is something I don't like about her facial expression and those giant holes in her ears and those tatts put me off. But I can see why one might drop a 6 on her.
She has that soft looking, sensual (ish) body and I would love delivering a long and drawn out backshott to her until she collapses..

Post: #206

[attachment=2657]Here is the bathroom skank/ boat lizards stomach shot

Post: #207

[attachment=2659]If the flower girls are a 2 and 4 how would you rate these "girls"?

Post: #208

(08-09-2011 01:34 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  If the flower girls are a 2 and 4 how would you rate these "girls"?

the one to the right, I can't remember her name she was the golden girls slut..she gets a 4.5,
Ma gets a 2 because she's too old, 1 for default vagina and just 2 because she has some vague feminine qualities.

The silly one to the far right gets a 3, maybe a 3.5 just because she is less older than Ma and slight feminine qualities. She has zero sexual incentive for me. If it was pitch dark and I felt some semblance of youth, a wet vag etc and I was overdosed on a double cocktail of Ciallis and Viagra..maybe she'd get it.

The tall moany one gets a 2.5. She only gets the half point more than her mother because she is less old. Her mannish qualities bring her down drastically and literally for age is why she gets it. I don't think I want to make any deposits in her though..

Post: #209

[attachment=2661]How about this one? I rate at 5.5

Post: #210

(08-09-2011 02:23 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  How about this one? I rate at 5.5

Aww shyt, mechanico now you gone and done it, dude! You know I've got a weakness for well rounded tail!!

Okay, I am biased and I have her at a 6 maybe a 6.5. Fcuk is that, she blackanese or something? Looks like a mixed Filipina..

I can see why you give her a 5.5 but I give her a full point extra because of her well shaped body..I can picture grabbing those tits..gawd bless America..*whispers and rocks back and forth feverishly*..

Post: #211

[attachment=2662]Ok here's another girl that frequents the freedom ranch (my house) I give her a 6.

Post: #212

(08-09-2011 02:32 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Ok here's another girl that frequents the freedom ranch (my house) I give her a 6.

I give her a 6 as well, I wouldn't mind seeing her in bed in daylight..now tell me...did you hit that blackanese lizard???

Post: #213

(08-09-2011 02:28 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(08-09-2011 02:23 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  How about this one? I rate at 5.5

Aww shyt, mechanico now you gone and done it, dude! You know I've got a weakness for well rounded tail!!

Okay, I am biased and I have her at a 6 maybe a 6.5. Fcuk is that, she blackanese or something? Looks like a mixed Filipina..

I can see why you give her a 5.5 but I give her a full point extra because of her well shaped body..I can picture grabbing those tits..gawd bless America..*whispers and rocks back and forth feverishly*..

Wow, Moma calm down!! If you like that you will love Florida. I did not hit the black lizard but she looks exactly like one that I do.

Post: #214

Opinions:

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a...9249_n.jpg

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a...6780_n.jpg

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a...1618_n.jpg

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a...4179_n.jpg

Post: #215

(08-09-2011 02:39 PM)bars Wrote:  Opinions:

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a...9249_n.jpg

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a...6780_n.jpg

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a...1618_n.jpg

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a...4179_n.jpg

#1: 6.5 - 7.0. I would have given her 7.5 on a very good day, but something about her face is off.

#2: 5.5 - 6.0 (Left), 6.0 - 6.5 (Right). The brunette on the right is definitely not bad looking or anything and could even be bumped up by another 0.5 on her day.

#3: 4. Her face is way too manly for some reason, and her body isn't something to write home about either

#4: 4.5 - 5.0. There is really nothing wrong with her overall I guess unless I nitpick. But she just falls borderline anyway and could be a hit or miss.

Post: #216

Here you go Moma
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Post: #217

This lizard cleans my house and drunk texts me. Should I hit it?
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Post: #218

(08-09-2011 03:30 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  This lizard cleans my house and drunk texts me. Should I hit it?

I would but she's a legit 4. She'd be a 5.5 but her face is really blotchy.

I'd hit that though..but that's just me...

Post: #219

(08-09-2011 03:36 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(08-09-2011 03:30 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  This lizard cleans my house and drunk texts me. Should I hit it?

I would but she's a legit 4. She'd be a 5.5 but her face is really blotchy.

I'd hit that though..but that's just me...

She is the most ghetto white girl that I know or ever met. Why that turns me on I have no idea.

I let her keep all the hoop earings and jewlery she finds in my bedroom.

When you come to FL you can couchsurf at my house and I will send her over to 'clean'

Post: #220

(08-09-2011 03:42 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-09-2011 03:36 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(08-09-2011 03:30 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  This lizard cleans my house and drunk texts me. Should I hit it?

I would but she's a legit 4. She'd be a 5.5 but her face is really blotchy.

I'd hit that though..but that's just me...

She is the most ghetto white girl that I know or ever met. Why that turns me on I have no idea.

I let her keep all the hoop earings and jewlery she finds in my bedroom.

When you come to FL you can couchsurf at my house and I will send her over to 'clean'

Hell yea..and send over some black lizards too whooo!!!! *big grin spreads rapidly over face*

Yea but on the side note, sometimes ghetto chicks turn me on..one of my lizards has a lot of meaningless tattoos and constantly changes the colour of her hair..and I can't stop hitting that..

Post: #221

(08-09-2011 03:49 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(08-09-2011 03:42 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-09-2011 03:36 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(08-09-2011 03:30 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  This lizard cleans my house and drunk texts me. Should I hit it?

I would but she's a legit 4. She'd be a 5.5 but her face is really blotchy.

I'd hit that though..but that's just me...

She is the most ghetto white girl that I know or ever met. Why that turns me on I have no idea.

I let her keep all the hoop earings and jewlery she finds in my bedroom.

When you come to FL you can couchsurf at my house and I will send her over to 'clean'

Hell yea..and send over some black lizards too whooo!!!! *big grin spreads rapidly over face*

Yea but on the side note, sometimes ghetto chicks turn me on..one of my lizards has a lot of meaningless tattoos and constantly changes the colour of her hair..and I can't stop hitting that..

Pic? I posted some of mine!!!and will post some more..

Post: #222

(08-09-2011 03:10 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Here you go Moma

hot damn mechanico! that first one belongs in the 10 thread man! Please tell us you hit that.

(referring to the pale girl in the white booty-huggin pants in post 216 - my lawd I'm in love!)

Post: #223

(08-09-2011 03:56 PM)stein Wrote:  

(08-09-2011 03:10 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Here you go Moma

hot damn mechanico! that first one belongs in the 10 thread man! Please tell us you hit that.

(referring to the pale girl in the white booty-huggin pants in post 216 - my lawd I'm in love!)

No I didn't hit that one. But I would set up camp on that ass for weeks if I got the chance!!

Post: #224

el mechanico... I consider this a five

Post: #225

(08-08-2011 03:34 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  This girl got an 8 or 8.5 on girlfund.com
http://www.myhotgirlfund.com/about/

Tight body, small tits but cute and absolutely fuckable beyond a doubt, I'd give her a 7.