Post: #26

Too many to count, but the one that stood out to me was when I was 15 years old. People in the class asked me if I liked this girl, I just thought "fuck it" and said yes. She started crying and needed all her friends to comfort her. This was in front of the whole class, despite being indoctrinated with feminist bullshit, I still remember thinking "Damn that bitch is crazy".

One time, not really funny but I had a woman back into me on the dance floor and start grinding, I thought this was game on, until two minutes later, she turned around and started screaming like a banshee, then eventually hitting me. I got the f*ck out of dodge as I presumed she would get the bouncers on me and they would inevitably take her side. Even the beta males on the dance floor were shocked by this.

Post: #27

Girl invited me (got her to invite me) back to her dorm to check it out (I hadn't seen that building yet) 10 minutes after meeting her in a class... roommates were unexpectedly there so I went to leave cause it was awkward... she offers to walk me out, rides the elevator down with me awkwardly flirting the whole way, I go to grab a kiss goodbye and she screams, shoves me back, and yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?".

I started laughing, told her "I was grabbing a kiss goodbye, you have a nice day short stuff." and walked off expecting it to end there.


Would just have been a rejection, but ended up fucking her a week later through her own reinitiation of contact to apologize.
Apparently no one had ever been forward with her in her life.
Even a blatant rejection can be a delayed yes.

Post: #28

A couple of weeks ago I approached this cute brunette at a bar. We had a nice conversation. She told me a bit about what she did, I had some cheeky responses and everything felt pretty good so I decided to go for the number. She laughed and told me "Sorry, I'm a lesbian" I didn't buy it and called her out on it. Next thing you know this fat disgusting girl with short ass hair, piercings and a plaid shirt grabbed her and started making out with her. I got a good laugh out of that.

Post: #29

(06-08-2014 07:41 PM)Jazzman92 Wrote:  A couple of weeks ago I approached this cute brunette at a bar. We had a nice conversation. She told me a bit about what she did, I had some cheeky responses and everything felt pretty good so I decided to go for the number. She laughed and told me "Sorry, I'm a lesbian" I didn't buy it and called her out on it. Next thing you know this fat disgusting girl with short ass hair, piercings and a plaid shirt grabbed her and started making out with her. I got a good laugh out of that.

haha

I have one just like that but both of them were fairly hot and the lesbian lover was the jealous type.

Post: #30

(06-08-2014 06:36 PM)LaserBear Wrote:  Would just have been a rejection, but ended up fucking her a week later through her own reinitiation of contact to apologize.
Apparently no one had ever been forward with her in her life.
Even a blatant rejection can be a delayed yes.

Post: #31

Daygame Approach

As the girl is walking by me I notice her smiling at her phone so I say:

Quote:Me: Hey! Why are you smiling like you know some sort of secret that could destroy the world but you won't ever tell anybody? (Stops her DEAD in her tracks - she tilts her head a bit. Lizard is curious)
Her: Because I do.
Me: Uh? (wasn't expecting that response)
Her: You're adopted. (fatality!)
Me: Oh...well, that's not the best thing to tell somebody (or something like that. I was pleasantly surprised with her quick wit, to be honest)
Her: *walks off* (pretty sure she was either very mean or slightly embarrassed that I didn't laugh)
Me: Wait hang on!
Her: I gotta go to classsssss (added "ssss" for emphasis on lizard speak)

Night Game Approach

I'm winging for a friend who's trying to learn game. I end up doing all the approaches because he has massive AA. I grab two wallflowers, one cute, one a fatty and bounce them downstairs to sit and chat. In the hall way me and my wing do rock-paper-scissors for who gets the cutie. I lose. Fair enough, I just want him to talk to girls! He's hot, unlike me so it shouldn't even be hard. During the 10 minutes of hell that we're all sitting together my wing doesn't talk to the cutie ONCE and the fatty is giving me the frostiest of frosty shoulders. At one point she says:

Quote:Her: I'm a hairdresser
Me: Oh!...well *ahem* what do you think of my hair-do? *I stroke my head in mockingly seductive way*
Her: Horrible.
Me: Haha, you know you love it.

I think her cute friend felt bad for me so she interjected and started trying to get the fatty to open up. Eventually things got awkward so we scooted.

Post: #32

Wish I had some funny rejection stories - these ones are all gold - but mine just have blurred together over time so nothing seems noteworthy.

Maybe this: I've noticed some girls thinking they know all about game, and trying to apply negs to guys, thinking it has the same effect on us as women.

Opened a hot blonde, went back to the table with her friends, everyone is friendly except the sole fat pity friend, (every group has one), who is all Evil Eye. After a bit, the blonde ducks off to the toilet with the two hotter girls, leaving me alone with Fatty.

So I'm making polite small talk with Fatty to stop her potentially-cockblocking later on. We're laughing, vibe is good, when out of the blue, she says, matter of fact: "It's such a shame you're gay. I'd be very interested in a relationship with you."

??? I figured she was trying to neg to get me to qualify myself. Fuck that.

Deadpan: "What can I say? My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."

I made sure she got a ringside seat for me grinding on her hot friend later.

Post: #33

It was freshman year of college. I was at a frat party with some buddies, and made friends with one of the new cats who had pledged the semester before because we came from the same part of California. This meant that I got free drinks all night long, including when they busted out some lemonade type deal that had Everclear. Anyways, a girl I messed around with in the fall was there, and we started getting nasty on the dance floor. I was getting hot, so I just walked out of the room into the pong room where my buddies were.

I am sloppy drunk at this point, but this girl nearby caught my eye so I start chatting her up. Only two parts are important, one that I leaned over to my buddy and whispered(yelled) "Bro this chick is digging me", and two I vaguely remember mentioning horses for some reason, and then her mentioning that her boyfriend was right over there. He happened to be best friends with my neighbor from the dorms, and they were both laughing their asses off at me. All I could say was "Well dude you scored a hell of a chick" and walk off to go fingerbang the first girl.

Luckily the boyfriend didn't seem to care since it was pretty clear I wasn't a true threat. They're still dating to this day. Also, after I got done with the original girl I bounced, then she came out of the dance room a few minutes after all marked up with hickeys and such and the most satisfied smile on her face. My neighbor was asking me what the hell I did and what my secret was for two weeks.

Post: #34

(04-24-2012 05:27 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  A hilarious rejection makes for a far better story than a normal SNL story, so post them here.

1. I was in my home town at the local corner bar. I see a cute brunette who I had never seen before sitting alone at the end of the bar. I go up to her and ask her "Why are you sitting down here all by yourself?" with a smile on my face. She turns to me and screams at the top of her lungs "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" I'm like "Whoa! I'm being perfectly nice, calm now." and I take a step back and am laughing because it's so ridiculous. She screams something like "FUCK YOU! NO YOU'RE NOT! LEAVE ME ALONE! GET AWAY FROM ME!" like a crazy woman. The bartender kicks her out and is like yeah, she's crazy.

The hilarious/ridiculous part? The girl is partially def so the whole time she's screaming she sounds like she has down syndrome.


2. I'm at a club here in Bangkok with a couple of friends who live here, and one guy from California who has never been to Thailand before. Me and the new guy go up to a table of 3 or 4 Thai girls and open. The girl I am talking to is really sweet and the set is going well. The guy from California is a bit of a wild man and is getting his wild dance moves on and then he grabs up the girls hookah and starts smoking on it without asking. Probably something these reserved Thai girls are not used to.

About 2 minutes later the bottle service guy comes over and says "Ladies not want you" very politely. I didn't hear him at first, so he repeats, "Sorry, ladies not want you". I look at my buddy who is smoking their hookah and dancing like a wild man and I'm like yo, we gotta go. Still haven't heard the end of this one from guys at Jiu Jitsu who were there.

jaja, damn ríonomad. i wish we could roll through colombia. let us no if you ever visit. i'll translate for you. that would be so much fun! here: i'm at a club near my city in u.s.a. with the best wingman i've ever had in america. (dances, smiles, competent, the total opposite of most in america). he's a wingman so he's not carrying his weight like a boss. i start the night off with two thick b·tches. (ii dont approach mediocres). i'm just there to play, my wingman is on some other agenda. i lead surveying and grooving. we walk out and this thick b·tch eyes pop-out and narrow with that "juicy" look. i walk to her after switching weight(i dance) . she is ready for the interaction biting her bottom lip. ( ;p). then she looks at my friend and turns up the bitchshield. jaja, hilarious. i dont give a f·ck. i introduce and walk-at the same time my friend pulls us out of the scene. jaja.

Post: #35

Last party of my freshman year (May). I'm talking to this girl and having a smoke in the backyard. She walks away, and I keep talking to this guy in the back yard, bonding over our "love" (sarcasm) of malt liquor. I come back inside and she's passed out.

Post: #36

It's 2AM and I see a girl walk out of taco bell next to the club.

ME: Hey that looks good! What do you have in there?
HER: Fuck you!

Walks off.

My friend flips out and cusses her off continuously

Post: #37

A few days ago me and a friend was shopping at Zara in SoHo and I just felt like trolling girls. I walked up to this one black girl who was somewhat cute and said "pick anything under $10 in here and it's yours." She kept cussing me, even as we were on the cashier line, ultimately embarrassing herself. I purposely waited for her to walk out so I could rile her up some more. "Hey, sorry about earlier."

Her: fuck you nigga! Stupid motherfucker. I'm gonna get my bf to kick your ass. I better not see your ass around here again.

Crazy bitch, me and my friend were just laughing at her while she made herself look like a fool

Post: #38

(06-09-2014 10:20 AM)game_ethic Wrote:  A few days ago me and a friend was shopping at Zara in SoHo and I just felt like trolling girls. I walked up to this one black girl who was somewhat cute and said "pick anything under $10 in here and it's yours." She kept cussing me, even as we were on the cashier line, ultimately embarrassing herself. I purposely waited for her to walk out so I could rile her up some more. "Hey, sorry about earlier."

Her: fuck you nigga! Stupid motherfucker. I'm gonna get my bf to kick your ass. I better not see your ass around here again.

Crazy bitch, me and my friend were just laughing at her while she made herself look like a fool

jaja, only in america (and its cookie-cutter imitations) hilarious. if u did that in any other country its like 'oh really?!' (game) still trollin though. thats what its all about

Post: #39

Was out in Estonia and opened a cute honeydip (7) standing near the bar, just as I tell her my name she gets a phone call so I begin to walk off. She pulls my shirt and tells me to wait she's just giving her friend directions to the bar. 20 seconds later I feel a punch to my back, thinking some FSU dude got the drop on me I turn around ready to throw down (or make peace if he was too huge) and it was some short lizard, all in my face saying i'm flirting with her GF and shit. I tell her I was new to the area and didn't mean any harm, on some weird shit she then gives me a big hug and pulls her GF away.


One day in college I go up to a poster sale and open a honeydip I noticed the other day, I open up indirect, keep calm demeanor, crack a few jokes and establish a connect (both from same area) The following occurs:
Me: Hey I really enjoyed talking to you, we should hang out some time, take down my number
Her: Smiles (I'm thinking I got this)
Her: What the FUCK do I need that for?
Me: Ouch TTYL
Ended up fucking her a few months later after we randomly ran into each other outside of a class.

Post: #40

A bunch of funny daygame rejections today.

-Her: But you really made my day! (to myself- I don't want to make bitches' days. I ain't no white knight Kappa)

-(She barely says anything) Me: You're not making this easy Her: What do you want? Me: I like you. [pause] Me: If you want me to leave, i'll leave, if you want me to keep going, I'll keep going. [pause] Her: I don't want to be rude...

-Her: I've just got divorced so I don't want to be seeing anyone right now Me: I don't think this really counts as "seeing" someone...

-Her: With school and being a model I really won't have time for this.

Post: #41

I was on Michigan in Chicago. Wasn't super busy. This sexy middle eastern chick walks by me. I turn around and tapped her on the shoulder lightly and said "excuse me." She did the movie I just got shot where she flew back and yelled "Ow."

That threw me totally out of my game so I just said something to make so I could get out of there quick as possible because that chick was clearly crazy.

Post: #42

Very cute South Korean in Boracay. Opens me, flirting, all over me - I assume the sale.

But of course she wants to drink, dance, talk, play pool all fucking night. She fed me just enough hope to think I was gold all the way till about 2am when she goes to security guard at a pub and tells him to make me go away, him following me. Stone cold, like that. Played me proper. Hats off to her!

Luckily being the philippines the cost was <$100 but the lost opportunity of wasting all evening on her when I was in a gold mine of Poosey was worse.

Post: #43

First time I declared my flame to a girl.

My age was 15 and we were in the same class at school. I became friend with her and her other girlfriends, we'd call each other at night after school, text on MSN... We'd sit next to each other at class and chat all the time. A perfect faggot. I was clearly out of my usual element.

Then after 3 months I gathered my courage on the phone and said "Do you want to have a date with me?". She thought it was a joke and said good night.

After that I simply went back to my asshole, sex-obsessed ways and it worked much better with other girls. I also avenged myself from the friendzone humiliation by mocking this girl and her friends with the other guys of my class.

Post: #44

This was years ago. What makes this so funny was the girls facial expression and her breathing. She didn't say anything. I approached a 7.5 in a club tryin to get a dance. I walk up to her (shes with one other chick) tap her on her shoulder and say hi. Before I can introduce myself to her friend, (went to shake her friends hand) she almost crosses her eyes at me, starts breathing heavily at me than it sounded like ahe was growlimg at me. My wing was with me and he was like wtf. I just walked away after that. We started dieing laughing. My boy goes I ain't never seen anything like that. I think she thought I was waaaay out of her league or she was a lesbo, who knows. Lol.

Post: #45

1 cold winter night I was driving my 2006 Chevy uplander downtown and I saw 3 attractive girls freezing waiting for a cab without success at a street corner

So I half heartedly offer them a ride and ask them to hop in.

Says one of the girls:

"Are you fucking kidding me?.....my mom drives that!"

Even I had to laugh at her gall, lol.

Post: #46

The chick gave me a "maybe" then became a legit lesbian the next day.

Post: #47

A few years ago I was at a foam party, I wasn't even aware of game at this point so I'm in the crowd, out on the dancefloor, trying to not look weird.

So, this honey comes up and starts grinding on me and I'm thinking "whoah! this is how you get womens in clubs?!"

Anyway after a good bit of grinding and groping her friend walks by and grabs her hand pulling her through the crowd and she held

onto my hand so I followed them. Well, her friend spins around and shoves me off saying "Uh? No. Ya done. Ya DONE."

Post: #48

When street game goes horribly wrong.

Post: #49

I'd been chatting up this cute girl I met online for a few months already, off and on, just playful.

When I finally got to her city, we met up and I did get the bang (SNL). I actually enjoyed her and was aiming to turn her into a plate / FWB.

One week later I hit her up again.

"Sorry who is this?"

Post: #50

Approached a girl I approached before sometime but I didn't recognise. She was like... you talked to me before ay(Kiwi slang).

I was like I did?... Hmmm... don't hold it against me.

I thought I had varied enough tastes in girls, apparently not!