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http://www.vice.com/read/the-vigilante-t...ican-jails


This guy is risking his own life to protect weaker inmates from being punked by bigger guys. He's doing God's work.




Man, prison is the fucking jungle!

Quote:Then, out of nowhere, another white inmate jumped on my back and put me in a strong chokehold—a precision attack. Another guy grabbed my legs and pulled me down. I tried to kick and pull, but someone laid across my legs and twisted my body to an angle that hurt my back. Another inmate held my arms down while lying across my middle. I could tell they’d done this before.

The first guy said, "Pull his pants down."

They started to yank my pants down, and I couldn’t stop them. One produced a wooden broom handle shaped like a penis at the end. The sight of the phallus made me struggle with all my might, but I was pinned down too strong. Luckily, two Mexicans ran up the steps. One kicked the first guy in the face and I broke loose of the chokehold. He then spun around and stabbed a Mexican in the stomach. I leaned forward and hit the guy holding my legs down in the neck with my right hand. He tried to grab me, but I got a hold of his wrist, turned him over, pushed his arm up behind his back, dislocated his shoulder and snapped his wrist. I smashed his face into the pavement. I hit another guy in the esophagus, and he went down. Then 20 cops materialized out of nowhere.

Post: #2

I don't know if this is true or not, but I've spoken with several non-violent offenders (busted for dealing) and they said the whole prison rape thing is way overblown.

Maybe it just mostly happens in the most violent offender-filled prisons? Anyone hear ever been in the clink or know someone who has?

Post: #3

You can't make a prison booty rape thread without mentioning The Booty Warrior Fleece Johnson!





"BOOTY. A MANS BUTT!"

Post: #4

Prison rape is a stain on the wests conscience (particularly America). The fact that shit like this can be joked about on shows like 'The Simpsons' amazes me.

When women complain about rape I always raise this issue. Since I have a trap in mind for them. And them always fall for it.

ME: Rape is terrible. But what about rapes in prison? In recent years more men than women have being raped in the US - due to the large number of men incarcerated and the prevalence of prison rapes.

CHICK: Who cares? If they don't want to be raped, they shouldn't be in prison.

ME: That gives me an idea. How about we try reducing the number of female criminals - by introducing mixed-sex cells? I mean women are criminals as well. And who cares if they will all end up getting raped by men in prison? Since - to quote you - "If they don't want to be raped, they shouldn't be in prison."

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(05-07-2014 01:57 PM)Mormon Nailer Wrote:  I don't know if this is true or not, but I've spoken with several non-violent offenders (busted for dealing) and they said the whole prison rape thing is way overblown.

It's mainly in the max security prisons with the worst of the worst inmates who ain't ever getting out.

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(05-07-2014 01:57 PM)Mormon Nailer Wrote:  I don't know if this is true or not, but I've spoken with several non-violent offenders (busted for dealing) and they said the whole prison rape thing is way overblown.

Maybe it just mostly happens in the most violent offender-filled prisons? Anyone hear ever been in the clink or know someone who has?

In the book "Man is Wolf to Man" the main character talks about seeing a few man on man rapes in Russian gulags during WWII so I think it can happen anywhere. Maybe it happens more in US prisons because we have such a large amount of people being incarcerated.

I think we should allow people in prison to have porn and give them fleshlights. Think about the utility of inventions such as porn and fleshlights. Giving them to guys in prison/jail makes a ton of sense to me.

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(05-07-2014 01:55 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Is that Alistair Overeem?

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(05-07-2014 02:24 PM)berserk Wrote:  

(05-07-2014 01:55 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Is that Alistair Overeem?

But which Overeem?

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(05-08-2014 08:53 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

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(05-07-2014 01:55 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  One produced a wooden broom handle shaped like a penis at the end.

Not to split hairs here, but aren't all wooden broom handles more or less shaped like a penis at the end?

Post: #14

Cool thread title.

Moral of the story: Don't go to prison.

Post: #15

(05-07-2014 02:03 PM)cardguy Wrote:  Prison rape is a stain on the wests conscience (particularly America). The fact that shit like this can be joked about on shows like 'The Simpsons' amazes me.

When women complain about rape I always raise this issue. Since I have a trap in mind for them. And them always fall for it.

ME: Rape is terrible. But what about rapes in prison? In recent years more men than women have being raped in the US - due to the large number of men incarcerated and the prevalence of prison rapes.

CHICK: Who cares? If they don't want to be raped, they shouldn't be in prison.

ME: That gives me an idea. How about we try reducing the number of female criminals - by introducing mixed-sex cells? I mean women are criminals as well. And who cares if they will all end up getting raped by men in prison? Since - to quote you - "If they don't want to be raped, they shouldn't be in prison."

I'm definitely using this one.

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lol - I mentioned this argument to my brother and he made a good point.

Whilst the number of female criminals would mostly likey go down.

The number of male criminals would likely shoot up.

Still - it is a funny argument to troll women with!

Post: #17

Nutrition is an issue - the food they serve in prison is utter garbage, and nutrient-starvation drives people to violence.

It's a simple evolutionary mechanism; during times of plenty, violence is more risky than it's worth. During times of starvation, you might as well try to steal the other guy's mango, since even if you lose you would have died anyways.

Basic human decency demands that if we're going to put people in cages, at the bare minimum we shouldn't mistreat them. I'm all for the death penalty (and possibly, in some cases, drawing and quartering) but until such time as the punishment is meted, we should treat them well.

Post: #18

My take on prison rape : if you're a bitch in life in general, then you're gonna be a bitch in prison.

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(05-24-2014 12:15 PM)Daddy Wrote:  My take on prison rape : if you're a bitch in life in general, then you're gonna be a bitch in prison.

There's some pretty hard ass badass guys who get raped in prison. Even the toughest guys not gonna be able to do anything against 10 dudes trying to pin you down and rape your ass.

Post: #20

(05-07-2014 02:03 PM)cardguy Wrote:  ME: That gives me an idea. How about we try reducing the number of female criminals - by introducing mixed-sex cells? I mean women are criminals as well. And who cares if they will all end up getting raped by men in prison? Since - to quote you - "If they don't want to be raped, they shouldn't be in prison."

You're assuming girls are logical thinkers, and / or are capable of empathy for men.

Years back, when I was doing the criminology component of my degree, the things the trainee female cops would suggest to reform the prisons during class discussion were usually some combination of horrific, totalitarian, expensive, time-consuming and impractical.

One creepy discussion involved drugs in prison, and the girls all concluded that the only way to control it was to cavity search every prisoner, because 'if they wanted human rights they shouldn't commit crimes.'

But they also meant, *anyone entering or leaving*, which means, with Girl Logic, anyone visiting or working in the prison must be cavity searched before leaving and after entering the prison. When I pointed out this would mean you'd be searching families - including minors - and employees, they lacked any empathy whatsoever. 'The ends justify the means'. Even the female professor was horrified.

Girls will never care about male on male rape.

More girl logic: yesterday some sad bastard posted on my town's trading message board naming and shaming the guy who his wife was having an affair with, stupidly expecting sympathy from the women on the list.

The hen's clucked, 87 of them, one comment after the other "Well, obviously, it must have been something you did to make her cheat."