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Youthful grandmother, 67, claims sperm facials are her anti-ageing secret
I read about the article on Dailymail, it sounded aweful to me at first, but I said- WTF! People make love all the time, for a man to jerk off on a woman's face is not really something new... No doubt a man's semen is a big time protein... Funny- I think this woman makes a point...


Just read what she wrote:
Published on Mar 14, 2014

Here it is -- the Semen Mask, the best kept beauty and anti-ageing secret ever!
During my time in India, when I was studying a lovemaking method called Tantra, I came across one of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen. She told me she was in her late sixties but looked much younger. Her skin was so silky smooth and line free, I had to know her secret. Her secret was that she used a face mask made from her husband's sperm. (Apparently this beauty tip had been passed down through generations of her family and always been thought of as nothing out of the ordinary).
By nature I'm a curious person so I decided to try it. Within months people were commenting on how amazingly radiant my skin looked; so I kept it up and still do -- I'm now 67 and the pics you see of me on the internet are all recent so you can judge the results of semen therapy without further elaboration. Don't be put off by the fact we're talking so glibly about a face mask made from sperm. Your lover's semen is the freshest cell therapy available on our planet. We know it's fresh because its live energy produces life itself. It's packed with recognised proteins and minerals that are known to reduce the aging process and the best part is, this beauty secret worth its weight in gold is -- FREE.

A once a fortnight semen mask is adequate to turn the clock back on your skin but this semen therapy must be kept up for three month periods to generate noticeable new cell growth. All you have to do is: At the end of your lovemaking session (in these instances preferably a 'hand job' to make collection of sperm a straightforward task), scoop a little seminal fluid into your hand and apply it to face and neck. Leave for fifteen minutes, wash off with warm water and apply your usual day/night cream.

When you see your wrinkles start to disappear, I assure you you'll be so ecstatic you'll find renewed enthusiasm for lovemaking -- and what man wouldn't like more of that!
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03-19-2014 10:17 AM
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lol.
03-19-2014 10:19 AM
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(03-19-2014 10:19 AM)Hispanic_Reasoning Wrote:  lol.

Hmmm... I think it's true though (protein)
03-19-2014 10:21 AM
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(03-19-2014 10:21 AM)vannigoc Wrote:  
(03-19-2014 10:19 AM)Hispanic_Reasoning Wrote:  lol.

Hmmm... I think it's true though (protein)

if i remember right, Cleopatra used the same treatment except rather than use lovers, she used servants to bink on her.
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(03-19-2014 10:24 AM)Hispanic_Reasoning Wrote:  
(03-19-2014 10:21 AM)vannigoc Wrote:  
(03-19-2014 10:19 AM)Hispanic_Reasoning Wrote:  lol.

Hmmm... I think it's true though (protein)

if i remember right, Cleopatra used the same treatment except rather than use lovers, she used servants to bink on her.

Maybe I gotta start putting me semen to good use too... Big Grin
03-19-2014 10:27 AM
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I'm all for this is women want to be preventative when they are young and splash kosko player putty all up on their faces. But. This will be used to dusty old hags whom are have gone head first into the wall long ago.
03-19-2014 10:28 AM
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I'm going to use this as an excuse to cum on girls' faces from now on. Pretty sure that she'll be cool with it 9/10 times. Plus she'll be grateful for the "help" and will do my laundry and cook omelettes and prepare my protein shakes for me. Bukkake Icon_biggrin
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Been preaching this for years.
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It works for Heather Locklear Thumb up



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I'm opening a day spa. If any ladies want to stay pretty, give me a call.

Read my work on Return of Kings here.
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(03-19-2014 10:36 AM)xpatplayer Wrote:  I'm going to use this as an excuse to cum on girls' faces from now on. Pretty sure that she'll be cool with it 9/10 times. Plus she'll be grateful for the "help" and will do my laundry and cook omelettes and prepare my protein shakes for me. Bukkake Icon_biggrin

LOL... Big Grin
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This s awesome!!! Always knew this but now we have the proof from women!
I like the suggestion of opening a spa!!! Smile
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Sperm is not only full of potassium, can shoot out at 60 mph, and it can cure aging too!
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If I rubbed my own baby gravy onto my face, would it be considered 'no homo' skincare? lol
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Why did I doubt god all these years?
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That chick (and Locklear as well) has had some very obvious work done. Maybe her secret is that she lets her plastic surgeon nut on her face in exchange for a discount.
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(03-19-2014 08:43 PM)j r Wrote:  That chick (and Locklear as well) has had some very obvious work done. Maybe her secret is that she lets her plastic surgeon nut on her face in exchange for a discount.

Haha..lol
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(03-19-2014 08:37 PM)Jaydublin Wrote:  Why did I doubt god all these years?

Lol...
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(03-19-2014 06:58 PM)007 Wrote:  If I rubbed my own baby gravy onto my face, would it be considered 'no homo' skincare? lol
Was thinking of that too... Noo...Big Grin
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(03-19-2014 04:48 PM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  This s awesome!!! Always knew this but now we have the proof from women!
I like the suggestion of opening a spa!!! Smile
lol...
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(03-19-2014 11:58 AM)runsonmagic Wrote:  I'm opening a day spa. If any ladies want to stay pretty, give me a call.

Pictures from runsonmagic's day spa have been leaked:

http://daftporn.com/?p=play&Id=228 (very NSFW)
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(03-19-2014 06:58 PM)007 Wrote:  If I rubbed my own baby gravy onto my face, would it be considered 'no homo' skincare? lol

Ohshit
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(03-20-2014 12:54 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  
(03-19-2014 11:58 AM)runsonmagic Wrote:  I'm opening a day spa. If any ladies want to stay pretty, give me a call.

Pictures from runsonmagic's day spa have been leaked:

http://daftporn.com/?p=play&Id=228 (very NSFW)

Asian women age very well , i think we're on to something here.
True or false, i love to leave my signature behind so i'm all for it.
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(03-19-2014 06:58 PM)007 Wrote:  If I rubbed my own baby gravy onto my face, would it be considered 'no homo' skincare? lol

Sure, just say "no homo" afterwards and no one will think you're gay.
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(03-20-2014 05:33 AM)funkyzeit Wrote:  
(03-19-2014 06:58 PM)007 Wrote:  If I rubbed my own baby gravy onto my face, would it be considered 'no homo' skincare? lol

Sure, just say "no homo" afterwards and no one will think you're gay.

Lol.. Hhaha
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