Post: #76

Why argue over whats better, ass or tits, just go out and get one of each

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Post: #77

skinny blog says kate upton is only 2/10

Post: #78

Kate Upton is bang-able. Her face is something I would gladly blast a nut on -nits quite hot - but her body is fuked. nice bi ol' saggy Pancake tits and NO-ZERO-NADDA-NONE- ASS whatsoever. I can't jive with that... fo real. I'd rather fuck that Ana Kasparian chic whom is hosting this chic as she has a body I find more appealing.

Post: #79

Kate is no doubt one of the most beautiful blondes on earth, facially. Too bad that the back angle is unimpressive. Not much hip to waist ratio either.



ps - not that I wouldn't doggy smash that flat ass in a second.

Post: #80

"It's not who you know, it's who you blow. I don't have a hole in my jeans for nothing."

Best thing I'm going to read this week!

Post: #81

I knew this thread wasn't dead.

I'm glad to see my instincts about Kate Upton's ass are proving to be even more correct. That shot speakeasy put up of her hip-to-waist is downright tragic. It's like she's perfect in the front, but merely ordinary in the back.

   

PS: Would bang in a heartbeat, of course, but just calling the balls and strikes. I made out with a girl with those Upton-from-the-back straight lines a couple of weeks ago. Super-pretty face, nice legs, but weak ass, and--unlike Upton--small tits.

Post: #82

90% of the guys on this forum would take that pancake ass over a beautiful Brazilian bubble one.

Post: #83

That ass is the most depressing thing I've seen all day. She really needs to spend some more time in the squat rack, with me coaching her of course. Extracurricular activities mandatory.

Post: #84

You guys should NOT visit Asia. No asses to be found there.

Post: #85

(07-12-2012 02:10 AM)houston Wrote:  90% of the guys on this forum would take that pancake ass over a beautiful Brazilian bubble one.

I don't think so, those bubble butts do the trick for me. Too bad there hardly any Brazilians in Holland. The girls that are here are mostly hookers working in brothels.

Post: #86

Alright which RooshV forum member runs that skinny blog?

They are the anti-Nigel.

Post: #87

(07-12-2012 04:58 AM)Kitsune Wrote:  Alright which RooshV forum member runs that skinny blog?

They are the anti-Nigel.

If the author is to believed it's actually a girl. Mrs. Chocolate?

Post: #88

I think 90% of this blog would fuck Upton given the opportunity, but I don't know if 90% of us favor a flat ass. It doesn't have to be big per se, but it has to have some kind of shape. I could tell from the front that she had no ass. When a chick has such narrow hips and that elongated torso, you're usually not going to find anything in back. I don't think the squat rack does much for it either - sometimes it just makes it harder, but it doesn't grow much at all.

Post: #89

First of all, I'd obviously fuck her. She's cute, slim, and from the clips I've seen, she has some personality and seems like she'd actually be fun to hang out with (that's worth a couple points in itself).

(05-06-2012 02:10 PM)kdolo Wrote:  Kate Upton is an example of what I call the "Lump of Coal Theory".
The media elites love to take a lump of coal - give it publicity and airtime in order to convince us that the coal is a diamond. They do this in order to test how powerful their manipulation machine is on the public. ... "can we make this girl famous and make the American public buy it ????"

I see it as them giving the American public exactly what they want. She is targeted towards the standard white male. This is what they want. Slim girl with huge tits and the blondest hair possible.
Same as in in porn. You see all these average looking white girls who meet the criteria of being really skinny with huge bolt-on tits and bleached blonde hair.

(05-06-2012 03:39 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  That being said, they're not starting from zero here when they promote Kate Upton. Americans have an obsession with tall, leggy blondes. They have the highest sexual market value of any kind of woman in this country, enough so that they can quite consistently be overrated relative to other phenotypes. Even many modern Europeans do not put them on the pedestal Americans do.

I notice this with a lot of my friends or just random dudes you meet. Most guys will bump up a girl's rating 1 or 2 points just because she's blonde. Everybody has their niche. That's why beyond a basic 6 rating (eg. a girl who's slim, cute face, nice hair/skin etc.), there will always be a rating variation. My 7 might be your 8 and vice-versa.

Post: #90

(05-06-2012 03:39 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  That being said, they're not starting from zero here when they promote Kate Upton. Americans have an obsession with tall, leggy blondes. They have the highest sexual market value of any kind of woman in this country, enough so that they can quite consistently be overrated relative to other phenotypes. Even many modern Europeans do not put them on the pedestal Americans do.

This was a good old-school blonde trounces that new girl:

Post: #91

Kate Upton in Zero Gravity... I dont care what any one says I would motorboat the shit out of her. Click here to fap

Post: #92

(02-21-2014 05:46 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  Kate Upton in Zero Gravity... I dont care what any one says I would motorboat the shit out of her. Click here to fap

She has massive tits...and that's about it.

Like I said earlier, I get why she's so popular (Americans love height, massive tits and the blonde/blue-eye combination more than anything) but I can't get too worked up about her appearance when I've seen multiple females on my college campus (one not exactly renown for hosting smokeshows) who, IMO, are just as attractive as she is, if not more so.

She's a hot girl and I don't doubt that we'd all hit it...but is she hot enough to be one of the highest earning models on the planet right now? Is she THAT striking?

Not in my book, but hey, I'm no bestselling author...

Post: #93

On a less related note, I quite enjoyed the song used in that video and am pleased to have finally located it.

https://soundcloud.com/yes-cadets/le-man...uchs-remix

Post: #94

Personally I could care less about her ass. I love putting a girl on my lap and fucking her from the front or cowboy/cowgirl. I would fuck the hell outta her. I've seen better, but she's still a solid 8 in my book and would keep her around for as long as I could.

Post: #95

Yeah, great find on the picture from the back Speakeasy. I agree with the sentiment that some time in the gym working on her ass would go a long way.

That said, yeah, would bang for sure, I'd be very happy to put lots of little blue eyed babies in that belly of hers.

Post: #96

I'm more fascinated by the zero gravity room. They really have those? That's fucking dope.

Post: #97

Zero gravity room?

Does that mean...they could...create a room with added gravity? Like the ones... Vegeta & Goku trained in?

Post: #98

I think this thread could use an update

Post: #99

No kidding man those things are no joke

Post: #100

It's like Da Vinci was struck by inspiration, began obsessively painting what he knows to be his next masterpiece, but halfway through, gets shot. We have Kate Upton's front.

So we need someone to step up to the plate and complete Kate Upton's back.

This is where George Bush comes in, manfully sits down over Da Vinci's corpse, and finishes the job.

That said, I think huge boobs more than compensate for the lack of an ass and the nonexistent hip-to-waist ratio. I see a good proportion of girls with nice rounded asses pretty much everywhere, but only a small minority of them have anything above B cups, if that. Busty girls (who aren't fucking fat) are uncommon , and that counts for something.