Post: #1

...but then rationalizes as a failing of "society", then tells guys to have self respect.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-l...file-ever/

Basically, she makes a profile with pics from a model, but a terrible profile description (she goes too far, to the point where any guy would know it's trolling). Then she gets flooded with messages, especially those from thirsty dudes with bad game. She almost learns something from this, but then finishes with:

Quote:There are any number of cynical conclusions I could draw from the results of this experiment. For example, I could extrapolate from my data that men have been so deeply socialized to value women solely on their appearance that many of them seem unable to take any other aspect of who she is, such as intelligence or capacity for self-reflection or suffocating douchiness, into account. Or I could follow my first instinct as these messages began to roll in, which was to invest in a high-quality chastity belt and start collecting cats.

But rather than follow these results into the darkness, I'll stay optimistic and instead offer an impassioned plea. Men of the world: You are better than this. I know many of you would never message AaronCarterFan, but many of you would, and a whole bunch of you did. You're better than that. There are women and men out there who are smart, and kind, and challenging, and honest, and a lot of other really positive adjectives. You don't want someone who will pull out your teeth and then sue you for child support; you deserve someone who will make you want to be better than you are, and will want to be better because of you. You deserve happiness, and love, and adventure. Be brave. Don't settle. Figure out how to be happy with who you are and then look for someone who makes your great life even better. And most importantly (as became my mantra every time I checked her inbox):

STOP FUCKING MESSAGING AARONCARTERFAN, YOU ASSHOLES.

The comments are actually somewhat promising. For once.

Post: #2

Men want to date attractive women?

Post: #3

This is gonna' sound sexist but...

Even most "intelligent" women come across like this to intelligent guys. But instead of the shit in the profile above - it is boring conventional politically correct thinking that you have to nod your head to and pretend to find interesting.

There is nothing more boring than an intelligent woman.

Post: #4

No shit. Same thing happens if you put up pictures of beefcake. Welcome to the real world, lady.

Post: #5

Funny how Cracked started 50 years ago as a knockoff of Mad magazine, and now the brand name has been resurrected for a knockoff of Buzzfeed.

Post: #6

(01-04-2014 12:49 PM)cardguy Wrote:  This is gonna' sound sexist but...

Even most "intelligent" women come across like this to intelligent guys. But instead of the shit in the profile above - it is boring conventional politically correct thinking that you have to nod your head to and pretend to find interesting.

There is nothing more boring than an intelligent woman.

Post: #7

(01-04-2014 12:49 PM)cardguy Wrote:  This is gonna' sound sexist but...

Even most "intelligent" women come across like this to intelligent guys. But instead of the shit in the profile above - it is boring conventional politically correct thinking that you have to nod your head to and pretend to find interesting.

There is nothing more boring than an intelligent woman.

DC (Dork City) would be hell on earth for you then.

Post: #8

(01-04-2014 12:49 PM)cardguy Wrote:  Even most "intelligent" women come across like this to intelligent guys.

Exactly. The original profile barely reads as parody, just a girl trying to be 'funny'. We all know how that ends.

Then you read profiles by university-educated women, where you get insane tonal shifts like this:

Quote:Avid reader & Nerd fighter. I love tea, tumblr, Disneyland & music. Been battling depression, my eating disorder, self-harm for too long

Or narcissism like this:

Quote:Fierce crazy beautiful aggressive sweet vulgar curvy fabulous. Everything extreme,you are busy being boring and watching

Or girl humour. Fuckin' girl humour. Are they trying to be funny? Are they serious? Are they autistic? This is what men have to deal with.

Quote:I love people with balloon fetishes fuck yeah you have great lungs and you're not objectifiying anyone rock on

Quote:I tweet to amuse myself. Inappropriate. Ridiculous. You'll unfollow in 2 weeks. 24. Aspiring Writer

Quote:the majority of my tweets are TLDR/vacuous/my cats

Quote:aspiring journalist/editor/mermaid

Women seem to stay frozen in a high-school mindset. I've long excepted that conversations with 'intelligent' ones have to be kept superficial, or they either tune out, or are in way over their head.

Post: #9

We should send her our 63 or is it 64-page long thread of beauts.

Her profile wasn't awful it was just dumb. She needs to see some truly awful.

She used a lot of projection in this too. The line about pretending to be a 14 year old and messing with her sister's friends 'cause bullying is fun.

Bullying is a 10 out of 10 on the horrific scale to bitches who never have to actually deal with getting the shit kicked out of them or face any realy adversity etc.

Any guy would just cruise on past that and not be bothered in the least.

Post: #10

Jesus christ, the online hamster thread.

I bet the profiles in that thread get just as many thirsty messages as this fake one.
I wonder what she would write about after reading that mess.

Post: #11

Holy cow, I stumbled on this website, which is even funnier than that article (which itself was hilarious):

http://incelrage.com/

Post: #12

^^ wow that website, fucking crazy.

Post: #13

That article:

Post: #14

(01-04-2014 11:34 PM)Consul Wrote:  That article:

Lol, reminds me of an incident from when I worked at a shooting range.

Post: #15

Comments section is promising.

General consensus:

Post: #16

(01-04-2014 11:15 PM)Consul Wrote:  Holy cow, I stumbled on this website, which is even funnier than that article (which itself was hilarious):

http://incelrage.com/

Lol, I think this guy is mad about something.

Post: #17

@AnonymousBosch - excellent examples of what I was talking about.

Cheers!

Post: #18

She has a point though.

Guys on online dating are thirsty as fuck.

Seriously.

How the fuck do these guys have such low standards. Guys like those are responsible for the worsening of Western women.

Post: #19

(01-04-2014 12:49 PM)cardguy Wrote:  This is gonna' sound sexist but...

Even most "intelligent" women come across like this to intelligent guys. But instead of the shit in the profile above - it is boring conventional politically correct thinking that you have to nod your head to and pretend to find interesting.

There is nothing more boring than an intelligent woman.

"Loving intelligent women is the pleasure of the pederast." -Nietzsche

In college, I used to troll girls by acting confused and asking them to explain what he meant.

Post: #20

(01-05-2014 04:23 AM)torontokid Wrote:  She has a point though.

Guys on online dating are thirsty as fuck.

Seriously.

How the fuck do these guys have such low standards. Guys like those are responsible for the worsening of Western women.

Three observations:

- The profile reveals the prejudices of the author against girls prettier than her and ideologies she doesn't agree with.

- I would never take a profile like that at face value, and would assume it's her attempt to be humourous and 'fun'. The author is showing she doesn't understand humour or men.

- I doubt the majority of men even read her profile, but just instantly messaged her based on the picture alone. I've never read a profile that raised my opinion of an ugly girl, but I've read plenty that lowered my opinion of a pretty one. Read them at your own peril.

Post: #21

(01-05-2014 04:23 AM)torontokid Wrote:  She has a point though.

Guys on online dating are thirsty as fuck.

Seriously.

How the fuck do these guys have such low standards. Guys like those are responsible for the worsening of Western women.

She'd have a point if she used pics of a 5 or lower woman.

She's ignoring the only thing she should've learned: that men love to pump & dump attractive slutty crazy girls.

Post: #22

(01-05-2014 12:55 AM)Iceberg Wrote:  

(01-04-2014 11:15 PM)Consul Wrote:  Holy cow, I stumbled on this website, which is even funnier than that article (which itself was hilarious):

http://incelrage.com/

Lol, I think this guy is mad about something.

Looks like this was the work of some people over at PUAHate

http://puahate.com/showthread.php?t=87655

8/10 solid troll

Post: #23

The only lesson I have learned from online dating is this:

1. Get big and then cut.

2. Take selfies in mirror of ripped body

3. Send messages to chicks

4. ????

5. PROFIT

Post: #24

I'm not gonna click on the link to leave a comment. But if anyone over there is reading this, here is the reason guys will go for a hot psychotic girl over a nice homely one:

We can usually retrain you to behave like humans. Or we can pump and dump if you're really unbearable.

But there's no cure for ugly.

Post: #25

(01-04-2014 11:15 PM)Consul Wrote:  Holy cow, I stumbled on this website, which is even funnier than that article (which itself was hilarious):

http://incelrage.com/

On one hand, its correct that good looks do get you women...but on the other hand, i have definitive proof of men who are booth good looking and/or muscular and STILL struggle with women.

I will say this, if you were going to be born at a disadvantage in the looks category its better to be born male than female. we can elevate ourselves out of that tier with money/game/lifestyle but women can't. If she doesn't have a body to counteract the looks no amount of money or game will bring her a consistent level of top men, where as those characteristics could definitely bring you top tier women on a consistent basis.