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Dr. Howard · 12-17-2013 11:12 AM

Some finer ass points for the ass afficionado. For me these help weed out overly fat and unattractive asses.

1. The ass dimples, aka dimples of venus. Usually result in low fat, good waist to hip and ability to throw a good arch
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2. A clean ass. No pictures are needed but this is more relevant to life outside of professional photos. An ass, and crack, no matter how perfect must look like it has been powerwashed with Nair. No hair, no pimples, no discolored asshole stains and definitely no bad wiping habits.

I would like it if soup covered those points in his TED talk on asses.

soup · 12-17-2013 12:06 PM

I should do a TED on ass.

No joke.

There are some very scientifically interesting underpinnings behind what makes a good female behind.

Collide · 12-17-2013 02:05 PM

(08-21-2013 02:45 AM)TexasMade Wrote: My buddy smashed in DR.

Any scholar enrolled at Ass University would have spotted this in a second.

I am dissapoint guys.

Cr33pin · 12-23-2013 11:28 AM

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soup · 12-23-2013 11:48 AM

There a couple of good pics there, but guys- don't get fooled by size; a big fat ass is not a good ass.

Architekt · 12-23-2013 12:01 PM

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Asses I could stare at all day

soup · 12-23-2013 12:05 PM

Much better.

Giovonny · 12-23-2013 03:53 PM

I get more sexual satisfaction from this thread than I get from banging a 6.

soup · 12-23-2013 05:45 PM

(12-23-2013 03:53 PM)Giovonny Wrote: I get more sexual satisfaction from this thread than I get from banging a 6.

^ is a topic for a thread.

WesternCancer · 12-23-2013 08:54 PM

everytime I look at this thread

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Hotwheels · 12-23-2013 09:01 PM

Quote:

The one on the right is what I'm talkin' about.

Cr33pin · 12-24-2013 12:19 PM

Dusty · 12-24-2013 01:07 PM

Lothario · 12-24-2013 03:54 PM

^^^ Is that Jessica Biel's Ass ?

pheonix500000 · 12-24-2013 03:57 PM

(12-23-2013 09:01 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:
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The one on the right is what I'm talkin' about.

not too big and its perky, that's awesome.

Dusty · 12-24-2013 04:06 PM

(12-24-2013 03:54 PM)Lothario Wrote: ^^^ Is that Jessica Biel's Ass ?

yup

soup · 12-24-2013 07:16 PM

Biels got an aight ass nothing to write home about. At least in ain't fat. That ass is like 7/10.
I hook up with girls who have ass like that or better. Three of my regulars do.

Veloce · 12-24-2013 09:40 PM

You really can't beat a Reef ass. Really the best I've seen. There must be someone in their model recruiting department that has a scholarly knowledge of and truly refined taste in ass.

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Mr. Butterworth · 12-25-2013 05:11 PM

"Biels got an aight ass nothing to write home about"....

Soup, what flavor of crack are you smoking on? Biels ass is perfect dude. it's everything you wrote about.... smh.. you're not giving any love on your own thread

soup · 12-25-2013 05:23 PM

It's a good ass but there are better ones. I've got equal ones in my stable.

Architekt · 01-19-2014 07:42 AM

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_GQ_ · 02-04-2014 10:05 AM

It's been too long guys:

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Cr33pin · 02-04-2014 10:11 AM

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soup · 02-22-2014 04:01 AM

ALpha:

Although, I will say those asses could have been more rounder, instead of flat looking..

Cr33pin · 03-03-2014 01:34 PM

Olivia Jensen... I would motorboat those ass cheeks

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Not Olivia... not a bad ass doe
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