Post: #726

I don't get what ferrets and women have to with each other. Are you talking about the hamster thing ?

Post: #727

(11-27-2013 02:29 AM)soup Wrote:  I don't get what ferrets and women have to do with each other. Are you talking about the hamster thing ?

not at all, Soup, not talking about the hamster thing here .





The thread author, Kingsley Davis, could better explain it, I think. It is about sex-craving and sex-deprivation making all females borderline crazy/suicidal... plus, it IS a funny scientific fact, IMHO, females actually dying from not getting dicked!

Post: #728

(11-27-2013 02:39 AM)Arg expert Wrote:  The thread author, Kingsley Davis, could better explain it, I think. It is about sex-craving and sex-deprivation making all females borderline crazy/suicidal... plus, it IS a funny scientific fact, IMHO, females actually dying from not getting dicked!

So if you ever are, falsely, accused of 'raping' a sad fattie, just say : "But, but, I thought she was going to die like a female ferret, I just wanted to save her life!"

Post: #729

Arg you might be getting it confused. Women can live sexless and be fine... with their cats. A man goes no fap for two months and he can lift cars over with pent up and wild aggression. The delusion I went through on my mega dry streak a few years back, I wish it on nobody. I nearly lost my rails when I was dry for like a year and a half.

The Ferret vs the Hamster exposes the Hamsters stupidity in wanting more aggression towards it. In the video the Hamster lays like a idiot instead of running away. It toys with the Ferret by biting it and then returns back to the position to take more punishment while making the Ferret more and more pissed off. It knows nothing else but to inflict harm and drama onto its self, women in a nutshell.

A female exposes her self in a bad attempt to protect her prize (her womb/eggs) as she opens her legs as a means to attract quality men whom want nothing but sex from her. If the hamster runs away the ferret chases, if the women closes her legs men will try harder to win her. The hamster stays and lays exposed, the ferret goes in for the kill..

Post: #730

Maybe you aren't explaining it or I still don't get what the ferret biology has to do with human women. Women don't die if they don't get sex.

Post: #731

(11-27-2013 04:03 AM)kosko Wrote:  Arg you might be getting it confused. Women can live sexless and be fine...

I don't know about that. A woman under 35 living sexless and fine?... it all depends on her past sex life. If she used to have a lot of sex in her past, she WILL miss it. Badly. Will get crazy and unstable from memories of long-gone sex .

But I enjoyed reading the rest of your post : true what you said of sexless men, true and well-observed what you thought of the fight ferret-hamster. Yes, the hamster was most of the time beta-female... laying on his back, with the inevitable end to come.

edit : I saw again the vid, and... :
the fight was badly set up. I disliked it for 2 reasons : two ferrets against the hamster, and, the door to the room was not open, so, no real salvation was available for the doomed hamster. Said hamster did try couple of times to run, didn't find a way out. Did his best to endure while thinking of a solution, the little fellow... just, he could run nowhere, so his demise was inevitable.

Interesting also, the behaviour of the female ferret, not doing much, waiting
for the kill to happen, sadistically passive.

Actually the hamster in the vid fought bravely. Protected his neck from the death bite, while figuring where to run to. Tried to run, saw no escape, went back to survival mode on his back . Tried to run again, got tired, died. Brave little fellow. Silver star on its way.

... Maybe hamsters should get some slack here from now on, on account on this vid??

Post: #732

(11-27-2013 04:08 AM)soup Wrote:  Maybe you aren't explaining it or I still don't get what the ferret biology has to do with human women. Women don't die if they don't get sex.

Sorry, I think, like the poor hamster dude on the vid, I need help, with you and Kosko on my case like that !

So I will roll on my back, and ask for urgent help from Kingsley Davis : Kings Dave, mate, please come fight for YOUR ferret thread, I am getting a nasty beating here !

Post: #733

(11-27-2013 04:30 AM)Arg expert Wrote:  

(11-27-2013 04:03 AM)kosko Wrote:  Arg you might be getting it confused. Women can live sexless and be fine...

I don't know about that. A woman under 35 living sexless and fine?... it all depends on her past sex life. If she used to have a lot of sex in her past, she WILL miss it. Badly. Will get crazy and unstable from memories of long-gone sex .

But I enjoyed reading the rest of your post : true what you said of sexless men, true and well-observed what you thought of the fight ferret-hamster. Yes, the hamster was most of the time beta-female... laying on his back, with the inevitable end to come.

edit : I saw again the vid, and... :
the fight was badly set up. I disliked it for 2 reasons : two ferrets against the hamster, and, the door to the room was not open, so, no real salvation was available for the doomed hamster. Said hamster did try couple of times to run, didn't find a way out. Did his best to endure while thinking of a solution, the little fellow... just, he could run nowhere, so his demise was inevitable.

Interesting also, the behaviour of the female ferret, not doing much, waiting
for the kill to happen, sadistically passive.

Actually the hamster in the vid fought bravely. Protected his neck from the death bite, while figuring where to run to. Tried to run, saw no escape, went back to survival mode on his back . Tried to run again, got tired, died. Brave little fellow. Silver star on its way.

... Maybe hamsters should get some slack here from now on, on account on this vid??

Women don't hunger for sex like men do. Its her delusions making her think she does. I'm not sure how else to describe this, its been talked about on this forum in the past but nature completely fucks things up since women actually get more pleasure from sex then men do yet men crave it more. It makes no sense at all. Women can completely check out from sex and live normal lives, a man without sex is not normal and no normal man deprived of sex (aside from spiritual and religious reasons) is living a normal life.

Only one Ferret attacked, the other one was too timid.

The Hamster is a foolish animal. It does a good job protecting its main vital but its tactics are destined to lead to its death every time. The Hamster has no perception of the depth of that room or space, it will see open avenues and if its smart it will try to save its self, and it does nothing. What good is laying exposed to protect your main vital if the position of weakness leads to your certain death? That is terrible strategy.

You watch other videos of prey vs predator and if you can't fight you run or find some type of shield to help defend you.





The Zebras get the fuck out of the way when the Lion creeps, the one that did get caught at least attempted to use its offensive main (its kick) to try and injure the lion. It wasn't close but you see two clear patterns in natural defence. The Hamster does nothing, literally like a dope it lays on its back, never seen anything like that.

Post: #734

What's the point of that video man? There's a big difference between posting videos of animals hunting each other in nature, or an animal going for fast kill to eat some other one, and some guy letting some little creature suffer through a long drawn out death in his stairwell.

Reminds of when people were posting gore videos early this year. How is the world supposed to take us seriously with this kind of shit on the forum?

Post: #735

Jezebel has 500 000 unique visits per day on average? Assuming they're not lying, it's troubling that there are so many delusional people out there. I am getting the same feeling like Will Smith in I am Legend when he sees the overwhelming zombie horde all around New York City.

Post: #736

Jezebel has the million fattie march. Nothing else.

Post: #737

Nice comment on the buzzfeed interview:

Quote:Hey, why is everyone so obsessed with commenting on Tut’s love life/penis size/relationship with his mother/other perceived personal weakness? You know that doesn’t actually address the points he raises, and it also reinforces a value judgement for men (that sexual prowess and success with women = quality, respectabe man) that I don’t think many feminists want to actually promote. So why constantly harp on his dick size/bitterness/lack of success with women when you could be addressing his actual argument? Especially when he already said those insults are so common as to be cliche and he pretty much LOLs at them?

I don't think a forum member would call him "Tut", so it looks like there are some civilians on this side too.

"I'd hate myself if I had that kind of attitude, if I were that weak." - Arnold

Post: #738

(11-27-2013 04:03 AM)kosko Wrote:  Arg you might be getting it confused. Women can live sexless and be fine... with their cats. A man goes no fap for two months and he can lift cars over with pent up and wild aggression.

Nah, women get frustrated and stressed too. I've read enough scientific studies on affection-based touching to know it's of vital importance to human beings. Here's a couple of snippets.

Quote:[Regular touching] reduces depression, anxiety, stress and physical pain; and can be healing. It increases the number of immune cells in the body, and has powerful affects on behaviour and moods.

Quote:This need for touch is especially true with premature babies. In one study, premature babies who received gentle daily massage thrived better and had a 50% more daily weight gains than those that were untouched. In addition, these babies had a more efficient metabolism and were released from the hospital six days earlier.

Lack of sexual intimacy and affection makes women irritable, cranky and miserable, and in the long term, depressed, especially as they get older. If you spend enough time working in female-dominated workplaces, you'll clearly start recognising when older women have had good sex the night before: they suddenly become pleasantly-feminine. Girlish. The more unpleasant and unattractive they are to begin with, the greater the positive personality transformation.

Yeah, I know: misogynist. "All women need is a good dicking." It was actually girls who pointed this out to me when I was in high school. We had a bitter, old maid History Teacher who one day came in glowing, and the transformation was so amazing I commented on it, and the girls told me that someone had 'finally fucked her right', and were asking her what his name was a few minutes later. Then I started being more aware of it on a regular basis, because it was dawning on me that people were having sex, and that you could tell.

It's easily-observable from my experience, which makes perfect sense with both the human need for affection, and the fact that male semen is a natural anti-depressant. I wonder if the increased feminine behaviour is an unconscious way of attracting repeat business. They will smile to an almost freakish degree, unable to help themselves.

This is why I think it's smart to make a girl cum, (use the squirt method - it's a good way to maintain dominant frame without eating pussy), because you're less likely to get post-sex regret hamsterisation if she's still glowing the next day, and you're bound to get girlish, submissive texts from her to cover your arse.

Post: #739

(11-27-2013 06:14 AM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  It's easily-observable from my experience, which makes perfect sense with both the human need for affection, and the fact that male semen is a natural anti-depressant.

To pull a Heartiste:

It's been proved by ♥Science♥: Does Semen Have Antidepressant Properties? (2002)

Abstract:

Quote:In a sample of sexually active college females, condom use, as an indirect measure of the presence of semen in the reproductive tract, was related to scores on the Beck Depression Inventory. Not only were females who were having sex without condoms less depressed, but depressive symptoms and suicide attempts among females who used condoms were proportional to the consistency of condom use. For females who did not use condoms, depression scores went up as the amount of time since their last sexual encounter increased. These data are consistent with the possibility that semen may antagonize depressive symptoms and evidence which shows that the vagina absorbs a number of components of semen that can be detected in the bloodstream within a few hours of administration.

Or, if you have 3 minutes, watch this video (NSFW):

Post: #740

(11-27-2013 02:39 AM)Arg expert Wrote:  

Why, why, did you share this animal cruelty video on this forum? This is in very bad taste.

Post: #741

(11-27-2013 08:34 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  Why, why, did you share this animal cruelty video on this forum? This is in very bad taste.

I did state that I disliked this video, given that the fight is unfair and there is no open door to the room for the hamster dude to escape.

But, food for thought : "How is the world going to respect us", if we actually feel deeply hurt and unsettled by the sight of a ferret killing a hamster to eat it. Yes it is ugly, but, life is about fighting, life and the World are full of suffering and violence. We have to face it with open eyes. If the ferret thing brings disgusted tears to your eyes, which I kinda understand, how are you going to react when seeing the Killing Fields in Cambodia, or meeting a maimed survivor of the Hutu-Tutsi war? Keep your tears for the real stuff, please.

Post: #742

This thread thread, upon introduction of ferret science:



Nothing gold can stay...

Post: #743

(11-27-2013 03:55 PM)Arg expert Wrote:  

(11-27-2013 08:34 AM)Thomas the Rhymer Wrote:  Why, why, did you share this animal cruelty video on this forum? This is in very bad taste.

I did state that I disliked this video, given that the fight is unfair and there is no open door to the room for the hamster dude to escape.

But, food for thought : "How is the world going to respect us", if we actually feel deeply hurt and unsettled by the sight of a ferret killing a hamster to eat it. Yes it is ugly, but, life is about fighting, life and the World are full of suffering and violence. We have to face it with open eyes. If the ferret thing brings disgusted tears to your eyes, which I kinda understand, how are you going to react when seeing the Killing Fields in Cambodia, or meeting a maimed survivor of the Hutu-Tutsi war? Keep your tears for the real stuff, please.

Post: #744

Man, the banhammer is quick.

Post: #745

Wow... This was one of the greatest threads of all time.


And then in the last page one guy utterly destroys it. This was worse than the ending of The Sixth Sense.

Post: #746

eh i liked the sixth sense? and we can still get this back on track, tuth, is there any plan for a follow up article to take the piss out of women even more?

Post: #747

(11-27-2013 06:13 PM)master_thespian Wrote:  eh i liked the sixth sense? and we can still get this back on track, tuth, is there any plan for a follow up article to take the piss out of women even more?

Today's pictorial was the first follow-up. I'll probably do a more serious analysis of everything that I observed next week.

Post: #748

(11-27-2013 06:11 PM)Que enspastic Wrote:  Wow... This was one of the greatest threads of all time.


And then in the last page one guy utterly destroys it. This was worse than the ending of The Sixth Sense.

No spoilers!

Just kidding. That movie sucked.

Post: #749

(11-27-2013 02:39 AM)Arg expert Wrote:  not at all, Soup, not talking about the hamster thing here .





The thread author, Kingsley Davis, could better explain it, I think. It is about sex-craving and sex-deprivation making all females borderline crazy/suicidal... plus, it IS a funny scientific fact, IMHO, females actually dying from not getting dicked!

This reminds me of a time back in the college days. I say college days even though I wasn't going to college haha, but any way it was during those years and I was living at my friends place on the couch, and we'd spend 7 nights out of the week playing NES, getting high, and pounding a few cases of beer. There were lots of random dudes that passed through, most of them cool.

One time these new guys showed up, some younger guys still in high school I think, and we're all sitting around getting high, and I mean REALLY high, to where we're all sitting there and it gets really quiet and it's just some Pink Floyd playing, and after a few minutes of silence one of the new guys, kind of an emo kid, chimes in and says, "You know, sometimes like, I just can't take it man. I just can't believe how FUCKED UP the world is, you know? Like it's really FUCKED UP."

It was another really awkward silence until I looked at my buddy next to me and said, "Well, that's that. Let's get out of here and grab some shit at the liquor store." and got up and left.

There's always gonna be that guy that kills the vibe.

Post: #750

I think the hamster is rolling on its back and curling up because it is surrounded by two predators 10 times bigger than him each and has no way to escape, so it just wants to die as quickly as possible. We'd probably react the same if hopelessly surrounded by two 30m-tall Kaijus.

That said, while I don't personally feel more than slightly disturbed by this cruel video, I do think it was pointless and needlessly offensive to post it here. If we were talking about sex, this would be the guy that drops that picture of a guy kissing a 300 lb. red-eyed whale's neck.

p.s. love Jackr's gif, stealing that for future use. Definitely should be made into a forum gif, it's only 480 kb in its current state, so if reduced (doesn't look like it could be shortened) slightly it should be easily manageable.