Post: #1

***I was originally going to post this in the Forum Lounge, but it is definitely way too long.***

Trolled the fuck out of my Human Growth and Development class yesterday. Due to an argument that some other kids were having in class last week, my teacher went off syllabus, split us up into groups and gave each group a slip of paper with a "Dilemma" we had to react to. My group's dilemma was something along the lines of:

"You become very good friends with an older man. Another one of your most trusted and good friends introduced you to him. You grow very close, and he is a defacto uncle for you. Suddenly you find out that he is gay. The friend that introduced you knew this when he introduced you guys. The older man does not know that you now know he is gay. What would you do?"

I immediately sensed a good opportunity to troll, and obviously seized upon this. My response was I didn't have the slightest problem with him being gay, but that I would feel betrayed by this older gay man, someone who is supposedly a "close, good and trusted" friend. This man is obviously out of the closet and open about his sexuality with others, so why would he deceive me in this manner? If we were close friends, he really should have shared that with me.

I didn't think this was too controversial of a statement, but ohhh no. The teacher and a lesbian in the class jumped on me for this, and said that I don't have any right to know what his sexuality was.

I responded, saying that yeah, as someone who is close and trusted friends with this guy, I really do have a right to know. Its not like he is in the closet - he is open about this with others it seems. I then said that something as integral a part of your identity as your sexuality is definitely something that all of your very good friends should know, not just a select few - and that if he didn't want to share that with me, then we clearly aren't close friends.

This pissed the teacher off biggggg time. She was really angry about me saying that sexuality was such an integral part of your identity, and said "Yeah, MHaes, well what if you have a 1 inch penis? Would you tell all your close friends something like that?"

I said. "Well, having a 1 inch penis would not be part of my self identity, nowhere near to the extent being a homosexual would be."

She responds, "HA! Yeah right, you're a male! Having a 1 inch penis is DEFINITELY part of your self identity!"

I told her, "Wow, it seems that you know a lot about what it means to be a man. I'd love to hear a lecture from you on masculinity since you seem to be such a renowned expert in the field." This REALLY pissed her off.

But at this point the lesbian chimes in, saying that perhaps the gay older man was hiding it from me because he feared for his safety. She pointed out that in the past, "gays have been persecuted for their sexuality, being beaten, tortured, and thrown over barbed wire fences and left to die."

I replied, "Wow, talk about an appeal to emotion. However, I'll respond to it.

#1 We are in New England, not Nebraska. Gay people really don't fear for their safety up here, so that example is stupid.

#2 Apparently we are very good close friends - since he is out of the closet and open about his sexuality, why would he be friends with anyone who is a homophobe? Why do that? Do you really think a gay person would be friends with someone who they think would kill them if they shared their sexuality with that person?

#3 [This one really set them off, I had to hide my snickers as I said it] Isn't it a bit narcissistic to think that everyone is out to get you for being gay? I mean seriously, lets look at what narcissism is. Two huge components of being narcissistic are selfishness, and egotism. It's pretty selfish, IMO, to not share something as integral to your self Identity like your sexuality, with some friends but not other very close friends. And egotism is an obsession with how you appear to others - and by not sharing something like your sexuality with a close friend because you are worried about how you might appear to this friend, are not showing some egotism?"

They were fucking livid after this happened. The teacher said "Well, MHaes, are you not narcissistic for not sharing that fact that you have a 1 inch penis with everyone?" The lesbian chimed in with some comment about me having a 1 inch penis, so I turned to her, looked her directly in the eye, and said "You are welcome to see my dick." This shut her up quickly. I then turned to the teacher and said, "Wow, you really seem to be focused on my penis. I wonder, what would Freud say about this?" This shut her up also.

We had about one minute left in class, so I decided to finish my trolling up with a bang, so to speak. "Clearly this older man is going through life with a distrustful outlook on everything and everyone he meets. This probably has contributed to him losing a fair number of friends, but more importantly, that really can't be healthy. It must be so difficult to live in a dichotomy like that. I wonder what effects that is having on his mental health."

The class was over, I stood up, and walked out the door. My ruse was successful.

Post: #2

What kind of class was this? Sounds like gender studies. I've thought about taking a class for lulz just to troll everyone

Post: #3

You are free to watch my human growth develop tonight after a candle lit dinner.

Post: #4

Ugh, another woman attacking a man's ego by questioning his penis size. It's the go to "I'm a moron with no ideas, how can I try to win this argument?" manuever.

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Post: #6

I assumed that human growth and development was a biology class not some political arena taught by an over emotional and immature woman. i guess I was wrong. You should really troll the professor by reporting her to whatever the 'anti harassment' board is at the school and say she was openly body shaming you or some shit.

Post: #7

thats funny but its not trolling though. in that setting i would consider it intellectual debate since its in a university class after all.

Post: #8

(10-02-2013 09:27 AM)Pyre Wrote:  i would consider it intellectual debate

We're talking about a lesbian and a female "human growth and development" teacher here.

Post: #9

I remember my human growth and development class. It was also taught by a teacher.

Mostly was a class about how to make it through college, improving study habits, learning about your learning styles, personality type, and ethics.

But for the most part, each day the class was an open forum.

Anyways, nice job. I had a sociology class which was taught by a feminist. She was going on about sexual double standards when this guy chimed in with the master key analogy.

Post: #10

Why are these women saying you have 1" penis? Well I know why, but still. Did your teacher really say that to you? If you want to take the trolling to the next level, I would report her for sexual harassment, creating a hostile learning environment, sexism, racism (if you're not white). Hell report the lesbian too. You were talking about a hypothetical man, and they made it about you (typical). File a formal complaint. Embrace victimhood and see how those bitches like it.

Post: #11

Make sure you film the inevitable threesome with the lesbian and the teacher. That would be worthy of the RVF hall of fame

Post: #12

(10-02-2013 09:37 AM)Menace Wrote:  Why are these women saying you have 1" penis? Well I know why, but still. Did your teacher really say that to you? If you want to take the trolling to the next level, I would report her for sexual harassment, creating a hostile learning environment, sexism, racism (if you're not white). Hell report the lesbian too. You were talking about a hypothetical man, and they made it about you (typical). File a formal complaint. Embrace victimhood and see how those bitches like it.

Agree 100%. From what you told us the "Professor" took a conversation about ideas and scenarios and made it about your 1" penis in front of a group of your peers. You can bet your bottom dollar that if the tables were turned...ie you were the teacher those two "women" would have already reported you.

Do it!!!!!

Post: #13

If a male teacher commented about a female student's anatomy then a complaint would have been filed and he would have to see some sort of board for his actions..

This is your chance to make everyone accountable for their actions. The fact that a college teacher is lowering herself so far as to talk about a man's penis is ridiculous. She has to have a PHD to teach such a class and that's all she could come up with?

Post: #14

+1 on reporting them and then posting an update here.

Post: #15

The class is a Biology course (technically), but it focuses a lot on BS like this. We probably spend half of our time actually talking about the science behind brain development and that sort of stuff, and the other half going on BS tangents like this.

I have toyed with the idea of reporting the teacher - I really think it would be hilarious. But I'm worried about the repercussions it could have. What if the teacher decides to fuck with my GPA then? And I'm also worried about them changing the story up on me and fucking me over that way. It wouldn't be the first time a woman has completely lied to cover her ass.

Post: #16

Excellent troll job! Most guys would just let incidents like this slide and that is part of the problem. The feminists have set up a system that they can bully/expel/censure men they don't like by putting these sexual harassment/abuse laws or school policies into place, yet they can say stuff like this with near impunity. It is time that men start using the system against women when they cross the line so the full insanity of the whole apparatus is made apparent for everyone to see. Trying to humiliate you in front of your peer by talking about your underwhelming penis is DEFINITELY crossing a major line. The teacher is supposed to be mature and able to stimulate conversation without resorting to shaming/bullying. Go after her with the full weight of the policies that have been put into place and get some of the witnesses to corroborate your story. If a male teacher had made any comments about the tightness of a girls vagina or the size of her breasts in class he would be fired and possibly prosecuted.

EDIT: you also have to contend with the possibility that they will file some kind of complaint against you for not toeing the party line. It is better to preempt them and be the first to file a complaint. Just something to consider

Post: #17

(10-02-2013 10:11 AM)MHaes Wrote:  The class is a Biology course (technically), but it focuses a lot on BS like this. We probably spend half of our time actually talking about the science behind brain development and that sort of stuff, and the other half going on BS tangents like this.

I have toyed with the idea of reporting the teacher - I really think it would be hilarious. But I'm worried about the repercussions it could have. What if the teacher decides to fuck with my GPA then? And I'm also worried about them changing the story up on me and fucking me over that way. It wouldn't be the first time a woman has completely lied to cover her ass.

Run it by a lawyer. Most initial consults are free. You might get the rest of your tuition paid.

Post: #18

In sociology today.

"Professor: Did you read the article?"
"Me: *Smiles and nods his head up and down*"
"Professor: Could you sound a little more convincing?"
"Me: *Smiles* Yes"
And the class started to laugh.

Some college professors just try to play everyone.

Post: #19

(10-02-2013 10:11 AM)MHaes Wrote:  I have toyed with the idea of reporting the teacher - I really think it would be hilarious. But I'm worried about the repercussions it could have. What if the teacher decides to fuck with my GPA then? And I'm also worried about them changing the story up on me and fucking me over that way. It wouldn't be the first time a woman has completely lied to cover her ass.

Fuck with your GPA? That's retaliation, which is possibly even worse. Don't you have a class full of witnesses? You just have to go 100% victim and complain about the power relationship. You're feeling unsafe.

Here's a handy dandy website for you to consult: http://www.equalrights.org/legal-help/kn...at-school/

This site fights for women's equality, so you know they have 100% legit victim info.

Post: #20

YOU NEED TO REPORT THIS! They think they can get away with making fun of your cock? FUCK THAT! I would take their shit, smile, walk into the university counseling and pretend it had a HUGE AFFECT ON ME and I was humiliated and I don't want to return to that class. The counselor would tell you to file a report then back you up in a hearing and say how emotionally distraught you were. The professor would face some serious repercussions because that is SEXUAL HARRASSMENT and an UNSAFE LEARNING ENVIRONMENT.

Hell, lawsuit this and make some fucking cash. Find some "contingency lawyers" which means they make money only if they win in court. Ask for legal direction too. It's basically free consulting.

If you don't take advantage of this then you're letting feminism win because they rely on you don't doing a goddamn thing. Show these fuckers what's up and get a point for the manosphere!

Post: #21

(10-02-2013 10:11 AM)MHaes Wrote:  I have toyed with the idea of reporting the teacher - I really think it would be hilarious. But I'm worried about the repercussions it could have. What if the teacher decides to fuck with my GPA then? And I'm also worried about them changing the story up on me and fucking me over that way. It wouldn't be the first time a woman has completely lied to cover her ass.

If she does that, report her again for discrimination and get her fired. As stated already, a woman in your position would already have a team of lawyers on the case

Post: #22

Absolutely great. But why did you take a class with a leftist loony in the first place?

Post: #23

(10-02-2013 10:23 AM)Menace Wrote:  

(10-02-2013 10:11 AM)MHaes Wrote:  I have toyed with the idea of reporting the teacher - I really think it would be hilarious. But I'm worried about the repercussions it could have. What if the teacher decides to fuck with my GPA then? And I'm also worried about them changing the story up on me and fucking me over that way. It wouldn't be the first time a woman has completely lied to cover her ass.

Fuck with your GPA? That's retaliation, which is possibly even worse. Don't you have a class full of witnesses? You just have to go 100% victim and complain about the power relationship. You're feeling unsafe.

Here's a handy dandy website for you to consult: http://www.equalrights.org/legal-help/kn...at-school/

This site fights for women's equality, so you know they have 100% legit victim info.

Don't do it because it is hilarious. Time for joking has past. Punishment and penalties for retaliation against you reporting a breach of the code of ethics is typically worse than the original offense. You have the power now. Don't be a clown.

Post: #24

It's too bad you didn't record it. Another option is to play Trolling II: Video Recording Boogaloo. Consider reporting it as independent study project about what really happens when a man is a victim, i.e. take it seriously.

Post: #25

Huh, so what you did was flip things around so that the person who was presumed to be the "victim"--the older gay man--is the one who has done wrong--by deceiving his close friends about his sexual identity.

I think this principle can be extended to rebut other feminist talking points. E.g.,

"Women are only X percent of surgeons, engineers, CEO's, senior government/military officials, etc." That's terrible, when are women going to start doing their fair share of the hard work to keep society running?

"Reporting a rape to the proper authorities, i.e. law enforcement, is very traumatic and women shouldn't be expected to do it." I absolute think women should be expected to report a serious crime. My way results in rapists being prosecuted; your way means they go free. Why are you against prosecuting rapists?

"Many women who are victims of domestic violence are too scared to report it." Why should I stand up for someone who doesn't have the guts and basic character to stand up for herself?

Anyone got more?