Post: #26

"Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms."

- Dwight Schrute

Post: #27

The comments selection is hilarious. I need to get to bed, but I'm howling with delight at her being truthfully called out.

Post: #28

The more I am thinking about this, the more I am thinking it is all a hoax and a stunt to get more hits and more attention.

I am sort of doubting that this chick was dating 2 guys. That does sound like something she would write about in her fiction though.

Post: #29

This personality-disordered female will be an absolute landmine on some poor desperate guy. I wouldn't even wish her on manboobz. It's a real mangina who takes her out to dinner.

Post: #30

(09-25-2013 02:21 AM)master_thespian Wrote:  The more I am thinking about this, the more I am thinking it is all a hoax and a stunt to get more hits and more attention.

I am sort of doubting that this chick was dating 2 guys. That does sound like something she would write about in her fiction though.

Fear not Master Thespian - I took the time to insert her text into my Hamster Translator
Everyone, allow me to use my hamster translator on this thing. Everything that's being said is not quite what it appears.
Translation marked by ****
There are very few times I use this blog as a personal sounding board ***I always use this blog as my sounding board***.

It’s now my 26th birthday, and despite my general distaste for “today I went to Whole Foods and then made a protein-packed paleo Pinterest-procured pizza” writer-driven life posts, this is just something I had to share, if only for other comfortably single women in their 20s. ***I feel that my birthday means I have some special privilege to do whatever I want......drivel about sounding board blog entries...I'm so bad at being rejected I want sympathy and want to hurt the man that did it any way possible*****

It all started two weeks ago, when I met some rando at a bar. ***I'm a fat slob in a bar and I think words like "rando" are cool***

He was friendly enough, but annoyingly and sloppily drunk, which is why I offered my email address when he asked for my number. ***He had on major beer googles, which I realized was my big chance to push my email on him***

We emailed later that weekend, and I met up for a few drinks, which eventually turned to dinner, and then champagne. We had relatively good chemistry, but then, I kinda have chemistry with pretty much everyone, because I really like talking to people and winning over complete strangers. ***I emailed him my number the second he sent me a message and THAT NIGHT we met for drinks, and ordered nachos with everything on it at the bar (my fave!) before I could get him drunk enough to get over my fatness and invite me back to his place for champagne. I could tell he was drunk enough to want to have sex, since I've developed a 6th sense about how drunk guys need to be to want to fuck me, and I could tell that since I've "won over complete strangers" just like the people in the comments section of this very entry, It was on!****

We had dinner the following weekend (as in, two days ago), and it was equally fun. I invited him to my birthday party, which I’m holding this weekend for my closest 125 friends. ***He stopped by my place for a quick booty call and when he was leaving after 30 minutes from his initial arrival, I made sure to tell him about my birthday party that only 12 people will actually turn out for (including my parents and cats)***

He wouldn’t be in town, so he scheduled a weekend in Virginia wine country the following weekend. It seemed a bit much, but I agreed to a singular day trip. When we parted that day, I didn’t think much of anything. In fact, I actually headed out to a bar to meet up with a former lover from 2012, with whom I may or may not entertain a few exchanges here and there. #timesbeing. ***He blew me off with some half hearted excuse and made some vague reference to a winery I said I'd always wanted to go to. I was thrilled to think we would go! I went to the bar by myself after sending a mass text to the 6 guys that have pumped and dumped me in the past 12 months, none every respond but it's worth a shot you know #timesbeing***

So imagine my surprise–which quickly turned to fury–when I received the following text out of the blue yesterday. ***I completely lost my shit and started fretting and walking back and forth furiously for hours***

FYI I have done absolutely no editing on this conversation; the previous dialogue is from Saturday night when he told me not to dress up (I haven’t dressed down since 2k5), and I jokingly asked if I shouldn’t wear my ball gown. ***I'm hoping everyone else can see all the things he implied rather than just taking things at face value, also he didn't get my overthought joke about a gown and probably realized that might be a good time to break things off***

I was stunned into paralysis. ***NOT AGAIN!!! I drover another one away!!!***

I had no words–this never happens–and I just felt short of breath. ***Because I'm fat and a drunk slob, I tend to wheeze a lot anyway, but especially when I get rejected after I built up a whole life with this man in my mind***

There were many things that pissed me off, but I was so flustered I couldn’t even articulate them. ***I'm an irrational person***

Again, this is a serious problem for a writer and effusive communicator. ***I desperately want to be a writer and learn to communicate with people***

I was still so agitated 10 hours later that I had to leave opera rehearsal early. ***It was actually 24 hours of sleepless tossing and turning and I just flaked on rehearsal***

This is a serious no-no, given that opening night is Saturday at the Organization of American States. ***I do this a lot from being hungover and no one notices I'm not there anyway***

Then I realized: I am on the eve of my 26th birthday. ***Waitaminute, Its my birthday! Mommy and Daddy told me I can have anything I want on my birthday!!!***

Why am I stewing instead of just expressing what I really feel? ***I need a sounding board and because I'm hurting, someone ELSE MUST PAY***

There is practically nothing to lose from just telling the truth. ***I keep telling myself this is the "truth"***

So then it came. “And it came. And it came.” –(illicit tax-payer funded sext. Don’t worry, these have since been screenshotted to his superiors). ***I'm not sure how I feel about my over the top text, does it reek of insecurity? I hope my blog readers will make me feel better -(I sent a bunch of sext messages after our first night that he half heartedly responded to, I'd post them here but they make me look pathetic, I didn't really send them to his employers)***

Cheers to 26! And may I (and you, and your girlfriends, moms, grandmothers, daughters, etc.) never remain silent in the bombastic, outrageously chauvinistic face of an insecure man. *It's my birthday! I can do whatever I want! And I'm hoping that other women are as fucked up as I am and will sympathize with me and tell me the lies I tell myself are true!***

After all, only two months ago did a writer describe me as such when asked about my relationship status: “she blushes, giggling a bit. Translation: Ms. Woodward Pu is quite happy being single.” ***My imaginary friend is a writer and in this fantasy she wrote this about me***

Damn straight. ***I've temporarily convinced myself that everyone will see things my way***

Post: #31

Quote:WOW! I am a female, altho older both physically and otherwise. I have daughters your age and would be completely ashamed if they behaved this way. There is a way to have respect and genuine love from the opposite sex and honey, thats not it. You do sound insecure, vindictive and mentally challenged to go to that extreme. The text you received was mature in its nature and yours was not. It seems like you are offended he wanted more than what you have to offer. Learn about yourself and get off your pedestal. Real princesses dont act that way, you are way too full of yourself. No wonder the men of this generation are confused.

How exactly are we confused?

Post: #32

Man, this shit should be going viral on twitter. What a bitch

Post: #33

"I'm 26. What's a filter?"

Now I remember why I'm never going back to the US

Post: #34

Be honest, how many of you would let her give you a blowie at 3am if no one would find out?

She's like an attractive Jabba The Hut, but with a shittier attitude.

Post: #35

How could she possibly have 125 friends? Is she counting her fat friends as 5 friends each? Maybe her own body fat as at least 2?

I remember a girl who was drunk and we were dancing. I think over a few months we had spoken literally maybe 2 hours. While dancing, she said to me "samsamsam you are such a good friend."

How can chicks say stupid shit like that? I have maybe 10 friends tops. I have tons of acquaintances. Friend is a special word. In my book, it means I would be willing to sacrifice heavily for the well being of my friend.

And god she is so fucking fat, yes she definitely wanted to get away from her abusive father.

She probably ate him.

Post: #36

(09-25-2013 06:31 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  Be honest, how many of you would let her give you a blowie at 3am if no one would find out?

She's like an attractive Jabba The Hut, but with a shittier attitude.

I would.

Post: #37

I took a screenshot of the post in case she deletes it: http://i.imgur.com/MAvkon9.png

The comments there are surprisingly sharp. I wonder if a men's site linked to it earlier.

Edit: Nope it hasn't gone viral on Twitter or on any blogs. It's probably only being shared on facebook. I may have to fix that.

Post: #38

The delusion is strong.

Post: #39

She passed on medical school to write this:

Post: #40

I've come to the conclusion that the guy didn't actually sext her. She probably has a friend with a name similar to his who sent something around the same time that he did. She got the names confused!

This friend sent her a picture of the "dinner" that she had had that night:

Naturally, she assumed that the message was a sext.

Post: #41

(09-25-2013 06:59 AM)Roosh Wrote:  She passed on medical school to write this:

Probably a good thing she never became a doctor

Post: #42

Ok. Now this is truly fucked up. Where is the outrage that she contacted this dude's employer because he no longer wanted to see her after a couple dates? I guess we don't know - nor may we ever - if the dude got fired. But in my opinion this is far, far more serious than that Pax "controversy."

One of the older DC playboys should hit this girl up and feign interest only to eventually play her because of what she did. Who's up for that?

Post: #43

(09-25-2013 06:46 AM)Roosh Wrote:  I wonder if a men's site linked to it earlier.

How did the OP learn about this?

Post: #44

it's on reddit

Post: #45

(09-24-2013 10:27 PM)Therapsid Wrote:  She looks like an Asian Lindy West.

Dude. how do you pay $200 for a haircut and still have it look like shit?

Post: #46

(09-24-2013 10:49 PM)bacon Wrote:  That above picture doesn´t do justice to her fatness.

and these are the low level office slugs in our bureaucracy that will one day metriculate to high level bureaucrats, that will one day run our country?

All three of those chics look absolute fucking clueless. Lois Lerner wanna-bes.

Sometimes I think that we are so fucked.

Post: #47

The only good thing about this story is that the dude wasn't a recreational marijuana user, or else she would have him arrested too.

Post: #48

(09-25-2013 06:46 AM)Roosh Wrote:  I took a screenshot of the post in case she deletes it: http://i.imgur.com/MAvkon9.png

The comments there are surprisingly sharp. I wonder if a men's site linked to it earlier.

Edit: Nope it hasn't gone viral on Twitter or on any blogs. It's probably only being shared on facebook. I may have to fix that.

Do it. This trend of women running to Human Resources to ruin a man's career over nothing is out of control.

Post: #49

(09-25-2013 06:59 AM)Roosh Wrote:  

The fuck is "browning out"?

Are people really that afraid of sounding racist?

Wald

Post: #50

(09-25-2013 11:11 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  The fuck is "browning out"?

Are people really that afraid of sounding racist?

Wald

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