Post: #1

Here's the actual video

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My favorite comment


I'm sure her father is very proud now that she's immortalized forever on the internet

Post: #3

You are what you eat, or in this case, swallow.

Post: #4

"A part of you has to hate women to enjoy it"- Patrice O'Neal (referring to watching 2 Girls One Cup)

Post: #5

Almost made me throw up just watching that. I can't believe all three teams finished (including the men)... I would have walked out.

Post: #6

Didn't make it through the video. I was dry heaving on my bed.

How the hell did she do that.

Post: #7

Girls are dumb as fuck. Would smash repeatedly.

Post: #8

What's the difference between that and porn?"

Taunting the Hamster is one of the most fun things in the world.

it takes her a few seconds to figure out what the guy is really asking.

"Obviously a large difference."

Not as large as she thinks. The episode was pulled for a reason.

Post: #9

(07-07-2013 09:24 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  My favorite comment


I'm sure her father is very proud now that she's immortalized forever on the internet

If my daughter loves the taste of human cum, that just means she'll make her husband a very happy man.

Post: #10

Only if the daughter is actually blowing the husband and not the everybody else on the block.

Post: #11

Wait...how much do they win for this shit?

Post: #12

This is slightly off-topic, but those news stories about semen being touted as a "superfood" are excellent for when you're bantering with a woman and the sex talk starts. Bringing up something that's a combination of the ridiculous and the sexual is a good way to get the whole laughing/arousal bit working together. Stirs up a cocktail of emotions, so to speak.

Here's some links if anyone wants to put them to good use. I sure did -- hehe.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/05...89375.html

http://news.discovery.com/animals/sperm-...130604.htm

http://www.examiner.com/article/scientis...-superfood

Post: #13

What's fucked up is that some production assistant probably jerked off a bunch of donkeys.

Post: #14

(07-07-2013 11:16 AM)soup Wrote:  What's fucked up is that some production assistant probably jerked off a bunch of donkeys.

I was thinking the same thing... did not want to know how they got all that semen to begin with.

Post: #15

(07-07-2013 02:16 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

(07-07-2013 11:16 AM)soup Wrote:  What's fucked up is that some production assistant probably jerked off a bunch of donkeys.

I was thinking the same thing... did not want to know how they got all that semen to begin with.

They probably used electroejaculation - no jerking off required, you just got to stick a probe up the donkey's ass.

Post: #16

(07-07-2013 02:16 PM)Gmac Wrote:  

(07-07-2013 11:16 AM)soup Wrote:  What's fucked up is that some production assistant probably jerked off a bunch of donkeys.

I was thinking the same thing... did not want to know how they got all that semen to begin with.

I bet they have a video of it on some porn website.

Post: #17

This thread has become ridiculously disgusting

Post: #18

Is it weird I got boner?

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Post: #20

How the hell is she going to explain that to her kids?

Also, how much money would it take for you to chug that semen? If someone offered you five million, would you do it?

Post: #21

(07-07-2013 06:43 PM)soup Wrote:  How the hell is she going to explain that to her kids?

Also, how much money would it take for you to chug that semen? If someone offered you five million, would you do it?

For 5 million dollars I'd suck it out of the donkeys dick

Post: #22

(07-07-2013 06:43 PM)soup Wrote:  How the hell is she going to explain that to her kids?

Also, how much money would it take for you to chug that semen? If someone offered you five million, would you do it?

Yeah what the fuck. For the rest of this ho's life she's going to explain to everyone she meets that she downed a significant amount of animal jizz for her 15 minutes of fame. Imagine your fucking kid finding this video on the internet. Imagine being some beta dude (somehow) dating her and finding it. I think I could live with a chick who swallowed a few loads for porn, but this chick DOWNED big ole cup of cum in the pursuit of fame and attention.

Its sickening the levels people will stoop to in order to attention whore and have some kind of fame.

Post: #23

(07-07-2013 06:43 PM)soup Wrote:  How the hell is she going to explain that to her kids?

Also, how much money would it take for you to chug that semen? If someone offered you five million, would you do it?

$5 million... I would be set for life... Damn, the logic of accepting a day of humiliation for a lifetime of comfort and leisure would overwhelm my dignity. Yeah, I'd probably do it for $5 million.

Post: #24

Imagine being that woman's son.

Whatever money she makes from the show is going to go towards his therapy bills.

Post: #25

(07-07-2013 06:43 PM)soup Wrote:  How the hell is she going to explain that to her kids?

Also, how much money would it take for you to chug that semen? If someone offered you five million, would you do it?

$100K tops for ms. dumpster, even that is a stretch for a TV network game show payout, and thats not even prize money.