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Date Lab: Russian language edition
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/...story.html

They both have experience with the Russian language. As a plus, he's in a band, which she likes in her men.

He found her appearance to be agreeable:

Quote:She was super cute! Honestly, she just seemed kind of quiet, which I guess is how you look when you’re sitting in a restaurant waiting for somebody. She stood up, and we hugged, and I sat down.

She was more dispassionate:

Quote:Yeah, I guess [he was attractive]. He seemed, like, laid-back, which was good. He looked normal, nice.

There is a disconnect how how they see the conversation. Him:

Quote:It just felt like a normal, comfortable interaction, not just an interview process. [...] I thought we had a lot in common.

Her:

Quote:We just went to one bar [and] talked about a lot of random stuff.

But in spite of that, they apparently are still hanging out:

Quote:Alison did invite Dave to hang out with her and her friends when she next went to Baltimore, and it went well enough that when we called for an update, they were making plans to meet up again, this time for dinner at a diner. Says Dave: “I really like Alison. She’s really cool.” Says Alison, “I would like to keep getting to know him.”

Did he enter her vagina or the friends zone? I guess we'll never know...

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Guarantee you he smashed.

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Holy shit she got huge! Laugh

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(06-01-2013 07:56 AM)Roosh Wrote:  Holy shit she got huge! Laugh

Huh What do you mean

I found another pic of her she doesn't look huge

[Image: alisonzoo.jpg]

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What the hell is going on with DateLab? Have we been transported to an alternate reality overnight?

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Oops I tried to post in the Lindy West thread. Laugh

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RE: Date Lab: Russian language edition
(06-01-2013 08:01 AM)Samseau Wrote:  
(06-01-2013 07:56 AM)Roosh Wrote:  Holy shit she got huge! Laugh

Huh What do you mean

I found another pic of her she doesn't look huge

[Image: alisonzoo.jpg]


yeah, i don't think she looks fat at all. Huh Oh, you are talking about lindy west
06-01-2013 08:19 AM
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(06-01-2013 08:19 AM)master_thespian Wrote:  yeah, i don't think she looks fat at all.

But nor is she "super cute".

I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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RE: Date Lab: Russian language edition
(06-01-2013 09:14 AM)Soma Wrote:  
(06-01-2013 08:19 AM)master_thespian Wrote:  yeah, i don't think she looks fat at all.

But nor is she "super cute".

Would bang, though.
06-01-2013 10:11 AM
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In the printed WP magazine (my parents subscription), there was a different photo. I was shocked they got together, cuz the guy was very goofy and beta looking. Now this makes sense.
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(06-01-2013 10:11 AM)BoiBoi Wrote:  
(06-01-2013 09:14 AM)Soma Wrote:  
(06-01-2013 08:19 AM)master_thespian Wrote:  yeah, i don't think she looks fat at all.

But nor is she "super cute".

Would bang, though.

she is a solid 8.5 which for washington d.c. is apparently like spotting bigfoot.(this is a slight exaggeration)
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8.5? No, she's slightly above average. Would still bang.

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Guy did two things right here

Quote:Dave: A bar is more my kind of place to do a date. The conversation sort of opened up a little bit, about past relationships and this and that. And then at some point, we decided we wanted some food, so we got a jumbo slice.

1) He went to a bar for the date

2) DC pizza game

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I know it sounds like he got friendzoned, but this is how these prudish grad-student types (she's the only grad student, but they both look like they could be) do things. Super incremental, sterile, and safe. He may not smash till like the 8th date, but they'll have babies together. These chicks invariably have low sex drives or really strong impulse control (delayed-gratification abilities). This is part of why they thrive in the academic environment.

I can't count how many girls like this I've scared away, at various stages of the process, by putting my foot on the game gas pedal just a little bit. Sometimes I've out-maneuvered them with subtly tight game--and smashed on the first date as a consequence--but they quickly disappear after that out of guilt or nervousness.

This is all to say that this guy played this one correctly (as far as it goes).

   

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Super cute? An 8.5 by D.C. standards? Confused

I hate to be THAT guy, but 5/10 WNB. I would rather jerk off for 6 months than end a dry streak looking at that mug.

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RE: Date Lab: Russian language edition
(06-01-2013 01:03 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  [Image: Alison%20staff%20page.jpg]

Super cute? An 8.5 by D.C. standards? Confused

I hate to be THAT guy, but 5/10 WNB. I would rather jerk off for 6 months than end a dry streak looking at that mug.


So you wouldn't end a 6 month dry spell with her, but you said that you'd fuck that nasty blonde mid-thirties fake plastic surgery bitch from Kitchen Nightmares, that doesn't make any sense to me.

/thread-23875....nightmares

BTW I'd probably rate a 6, maybe a 6.5 depending on her body, clothes, make-up, etc.
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(06-01-2013 01:03 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  [Image: Alison%20staff%20page.jpg]

Super cute? An 8.5 by D.C. standards? Confused

I hate to be THAT guy, but 5/10 WNB. I would rather jerk off for 6 months than end a dry streak looking at that mug.

I don't think she's that attractive, but she's certainly better than my left hand. Would bang.
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In b4 G comes in and points out the dude's fashion fauxpas of the green shirt under the OCBD

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(06-01-2013 01:27 PM)Emancipator Wrote:  In b4 G comes in and points out the dude's fashion fauxpas of the green shirt under the OCBD

That's the first thing I noticed about the guy, definitely looked off to me.
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I'd smash, but wouldn't put any effort into dating her or introducing her to my friends. I hate that accusatory look you get. You know that 'you've done better' or 'it's been a rough few weeks, hasn't it?', they give you. At best I can use her body as a secret shame lay in times of desperation. The guy seems really happy about her though, good for him.
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(06-01-2013 01:27 PM)Emancipator Wrote:  In b4 G comes in and points out the dude's fashion fauxpas of the green shirt under the OCBD

I was thinking the same thing.

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[Image: Alison%20staff%20page.jpg][Image: addamsfam.jpg]
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(06-01-2013 01:03 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  [Image: Alison%20staff%20page.jpg]

Super cute? An 8.5 by D.C. standards? Confused

I hate to be THAT guy, but 5/10 WNB. I would rather jerk off for 6 months than end a dry streak looking at that mug.

That's bad lighting.

When you have a white face, too much light washes out your features and you look like a totally different person. I have a pic of myself with too much overhead lighting where I look like Uncle Fester.
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Quote:I have a pic of myself with too much overhead lighting where I look like Uncle Fester.

Hopefully that picture doesn't find it's way online, you become a notorious figure, and it's used for the rest of your life to hate on you.

Laugh

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She looks cute in the first pic because she's looking up, head angled in a Princess Diana pose which makes her chin look smaller. Seen straight-on you can see she has a bit of a manjaw. Would bang.
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