Post: #1

One thing girls love is their smart phones, and one feature on them they're obsessed with is the pictures. Here's a shit test I came up with the other day. DON'T DO THIS TOO EARLY IN THE ENCOUNTER.

Get her to show you some picture in her phone, trust me this won't be hard. Then take the phone and pretend like you're going to start going through other pictures. Chances are she'll panic and grab the phone from you, as so many girls have naughty pictures on their phones these days. You can then respond with whatever cocky line you want, like "Just what are you hiding?" and/or "So, you're one of those kind of girls, huh." She's essentially admitting that she has a sexual side, by refusing to let you look at the pictures, and this can make things easier going forward as you attempt to guide the interaction into leading to sex.

Now, I'm sure more than one person reading this is wondering, what if she doesn't have any nudies on her phone? Well great! You can tell her that she's "classy" (girls love being called classy for some reason), and tell her she might even be the type of girl you could take home to meet the family (not that you ever will).

Another twist on this would be to come right out and say that you, "Want to find out if she's a good girl or not." Most girls love little games like this and will take the bait, that's when you ask to see the pictures in her phone, and react pretty much the same as above.


Anyone else have new or favorite shit tests they frequently use?
Anyone else?

Post: #2

Later in the interaction (especially as a counter to a state break if her phone starts beeping from a message or alarm) I normally grab the phone playfully and say "awesome.. free phone!" and put it in my pocket. Normally ends up with some fun wrestling or you put it in your pocket and keep talking like nothing happened.

Post: #3

A couple of months ago I set up a bang with some middle eastern chick from pof. While she's on her way over I text her 'hey, can you pick up some condoms. make sure they're magnums'

she bought a variety box for me

Post: #4

She could have a picture of some important document. Or she has pics of some of her paintings/tries at pro photography that she is insecure about.

I've tried your method on one girl and she immediately grabbed the phone and said "nooo, i'm ugly in some pics". Later I found out she took photos of her experimenting with some child software that changed her hairstyle. Some of the pics were weird and I see why she'd be embarrassed.

It doesn't mean that she has nudes, but you can make fun of her in that way and make an intro into more sexual stuff.

Post: #5

aren't these just compliance tests?

Post: #6

(05-07-2013 04:08 AM)bojangles Wrote:  aren't these just compliance tests?

Yes, there's no such thing as a shit test for the guy.