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My best text-shit-test response as of late
Hey fellas, wanted to share a response that I've been using pretty successfully in the last few months for when girls try to shit test you over text.

"Unsubscribe"

It's insane how much more friendly most of these girls become after using this reply. At least in my high-bitch-shield socal town.

"So i just remember its my friends bday tonight i can't make it, sorry"
"unsubscribe"
"haha you should come along though, i'll be at x"

"I was thinking you could take me to a nice dinner tonight"
"unsubscribe"
"youre such a jerk Smile"

I wonder how this would translate to in-person bar game.
"I have a boyfriend" "unsubscribe"
"Will you buy me a drink?" "unsubscribe"
"Did you just slap my ass? "unsubscribe"
04-20-2013 11:51 AM
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I like it. Thanks.

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04-20-2013 01:57 PM
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I like this reply.

Have you been using it on girls you haven't fucked yet or on girls you've been fucking?
04-20-2013 04:37 PM
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Brilliant.

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Brilliant.

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Interesting. Can't wait to try it.

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04-21-2013 04:12 AM
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Not bad... not bad at all.

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Or you could just call, and avoid 99.9% of all Game problems.

But yeah, this would seem to work if it goes with your personality in today's world.

(04-20-2013 11:51 AM)pointbreak Wrote:  "I was thinking you could take me to a nice dinner tonight"
"unsubscribe"

Has a girl actually asked you that?

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I wish that this would work in spanish...

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04-21-2013 07:59 PM
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(04-21-2013 07:59 PM)Palo_alto Wrote:  I wish that this would work in spanish...

Why not?
Try it abyways.
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04-21-2013 10:43 PM
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Not bad lad, I like this, I'll test it out today.

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04-22-2013 04:58 AM
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I will try this on German girls. Does anyone know if "abmelden" would be the most appropriate translation?
04-22-2013 05:28 AM
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(04-22-2013 05:28 AM)klosck Wrote:  I will try this on German girls. Does anyone know if "abmelden" would be the most appropriate translation?

Nope. That means to sign off. As in log off of the computer or Facebook. You could do that in a relationship sense perhaps (breaking up). But if you've just met the girl, there is nothing to "log-off" on.

Abbestellen would work better.

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(04-22-2013 06:12 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  
(04-22-2013 05:28 AM)klosck Wrote:  I will try this on German girls. Does anyone know if "abmelden" would be the most appropriate translation?

Nope. That means to sign off. As in log off of the computer or Facebook. You could do that in a relationship sense perhaps (breaking up). But if you've just met the girl, there is nothing to "log-off" on.

Abbestellen would work better.

Wald

Thanks... Also, would you conjugate? "ie. Abbestelle"?
04-22-2013 07:17 AM
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have no idea how to adapt that into portuguese, free translation sounds weird, where are all the brazilian fellows?
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Good stuff... +1 even
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(04-22-2013 09:32 AM)beltoforion Wrote:  have no idea how to adapt that into portuguese, free translation sounds weird, where are all the brazilian fellows?

"desactivar o serviço" hahaha

I think it doesn't really work on other languages..
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(04-22-2013 07:17 AM)klosck Wrote:  
(04-22-2013 06:12 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  
(04-22-2013 05:28 AM)klosck Wrote:  I will try this on German girls. Does anyone know if "abmelden" would be the most appropriate translation?

Nope. That means to sign off. As in log off of the computer or Facebook. You could do that in a relationship sense perhaps (breaking up). But if you've just met the girl, there is nothing to "log-off" on.

Abbestellen would work better.

Wald

Thanks... Also, would you conjugate? "ie. Abbestelle"?

You would either say:

1. Ich bestelle ab - Ich unsubscribe
2. Abbestellen - (to) unsubscribe

Can't say it would make the same sense in German, but this is the closest I can think of.
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(04-21-2013 10:43 PM)TheMan Wrote:  
(04-21-2013 07:59 PM)Palo_alto Wrote:  I wish that this would work in spanish...

Why not?
Try it abyways.

I don´t think there is a proper translation.

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Recently implemented this strategy. Her responses were the following 2 consecutive texts:

Her: You are ridiculous
Her: I'm mildly entertained
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(04-21-2013 07:05 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Or you could just call, and avoid 99.9% of all Game problems.

But yeah, this would seem to work if it goes with your personality in today's world.

(04-20-2013 11:51 AM)pointbreak Wrote:  "I was thinking you could take me to a nice dinner tonight"
"unsubscribe"

Has a girl actually asked you that?

Yep. She texted me out of the blue saying we should hang out and I said she should cook me dinner and that's what she responded. Next. (I only got a bj from this chick)

And to answer an earlier question, I've used this on both chicks I banged and chicks I didn't, but obviously the power dynamics are completely different in the two cases.

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Just found out about this thread for the first time, and as usual, RVF members already nailed it.

I was actually going to post up in another thread about replying to FB, text, etc. with "unfollowed", which is a really multi-purpose word.

You can also combo this with cocky teasing, to set up a playful vibe for her pleasing you, i.e. "Good answer, you just earned a couple of points"
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Very good, but useless in my language.
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(11-26-2013 04:54 AM)funkyzeit Wrote:  Very good, but useless in my language.

I have yet to find a good shit-test response in German.

Here is what I've tried:

For Abmelden (unsubscribe), the girl seem to think I was telling her to cancel whatever it was that she was doing..confusion followed


I've used "K", and they didn't know what I meant.

Her: "What does "k" mean?
Me: "It's short for 'ok"
Her: "Ok is already short, it doesn't need to be any shorter"

I've also experimented with the pile of shit face emoticon that in Whatsapp and Facebook. The one time I used it, her only response was "?". So it didn't seem to work well either..but I've only used it once..

I think the easiest is just "ok" and nothing more. (In German anyway)
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