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Ali-B's Northern Conquest
First off, I want to apologize for my failed ATL thread. I just don't have the motivation to siege the South anymore, unless it's Tampa. So, I've moved up to the NE Corridor. Things are looking good here.

To start, I drove over 12 hrs. to get here. Horrible trip, and I was exercising my 2nd Amendment rights, had to avoid our Communist Capitol altogether. May they rot in hell. As of now I'm positioned in proximity of Philly. And I gotta say, this place has potential. All my close friends are within 2 hrs of here, and have given me solid data.

I have 2 dates lined up this weekend. Even being up over 24 hrs, I started online, and pulled #'s that quick. There's no way I'd got dates lined up in the South that quick. One is a Blatino, the other white. They are dying to show me the town. I'm down. My S. Side Swag is much stronger further North, so I'll be relying on game more than anything.

Had lunch with a friend earlier, and a cute blond working was vying for my attention. I'll get her # before the weekend. Chicks here are faster, which is good, as I've lost patience for long cat and mouse games. The faster the better.

My 1st impression is good here. The quality could be better, but I'll dig to find it. I don't see guys here having hard game. For those crying about D.C.? Wow. Just wow. You are close to everything. Once you leave the ATL, it's no man's land for hours. Literally. Now that's something to complain about.

I'm also down to meetup with any members in this area. Send me a PM. This weekend Imma gonna tear though both day and night game like there's no fucking tomorrow.
04-03-2013 12:50 PM
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Where are you exactly?

"...it's the quiet cool...it's for someone who's been through the struggle and come out on the other side smelling like money and pussy."

"put her in the taxi, put her number in the trash can"
04-03-2013 12:58 PM
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(04-03-2013 12:50 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  I'm also down to meetup with any members in this area. Send me a PM. This weekend Imma gonna tear though both day and night game like there's no fucking tomorrow.


You should meet up with Rosca, I believe he is in Philly and can probably help you with your game.
04-03-2013 01:00 PM
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(04-03-2013 12:58 PM)presidentcarter Wrote:  Where are you exactly?

I'll PM you, but 30ish minutes from Philly.
04-03-2013 01:00 PM
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(04-03-2013 01:00 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  
(04-03-2013 12:50 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  I'm also down to meetup with any members in this area. Send me a PM. This weekend Imma gonna tear though both day and night game like there's no fucking tomorrow.


You should meet up with Rosca, I believe he is in Philly and can probably help you with your game.

I think London game will work here. Meaning I'll play up the Southern vibe, but add a little attitude with it. May have to beef it up a bit. We'll see.

WTF is up with the fucking liquor store? Pizza places don't deliver here, and is BYOB. How the fuck can you bring your own when you can't find a place to buy beer?

And the Uturns? They don't fucking exist. You gotta do some stupid shit to turn around. And don't get me started on the State Police. Wow. Every on of my friends is begging me not to drink and drive. Already, I see the reason not to. They don't play here, and I will respect that. Guess I'll be doing sober night game from here on out.
04-03-2013 01:05 PM
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(04-03-2013 01:00 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  
(04-03-2013 12:50 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  I'm also down to meetup with any members in this area. Send me a PM. This weekend Imma gonna tear though both day and night game like there's no fucking tomorrow.


You should meet up with Rosca, I believe he is in Philly and can probably help you with your game.
Definitively find some other members to help you with your game while you're in the area.
04-03-2013 01:13 PM
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(04-03-2013 12:50 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  For those crying about D.C.? Wow. Just wow. You are close to everything. Once you leave the ATL, it's no man's land for hours. Literally. Now that's something to complain about.

No one from DC has complained about the geographic location really...DC's proximity to 3 major airports and to NYC region is one of its recognized good features.

Looking forward to more tales, but have you got your $ problem in check? This region is way more expensive than the south.
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No-mans land is where all the ladies be. Cities are sausagefests.
04-03-2013 01:16 PM
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(04-03-2013 01:13 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  
(04-03-2013 01:00 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  
(04-03-2013 12:50 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  I'm also down to meetup with any members in this area. Send me a PM. This weekend Imma gonna tear though both day and night game like there's no fucking tomorrow.


You should meet up with Rosca, I believe he is in Philly and can probably help you with your game.
Definitively find some other members to help you with your game while you're in the area.


I'm laughing my ass off just thinking about those two hanging out, they should wing for each other, and then post a report on the forum.

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04-03-2013 01:17 PM
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(04-03-2013 01:13 PM)Menace Wrote:  
(04-03-2013 12:50 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  For those crying about D.C.? Wow. Just wow. You are close to everything. Once you leave the ATL, it's no man's land for hours. Literally. Now that's something to complain about.

No one from DC has complained about the geographic location really...DC's proximity to 3 major airports and to NYC region is one of its recognized good features.

Looking forward to more tales, but have you got your $ problem in check? This region is way more expensive than the south.

Rent is cheap as fuck here if you want to live in Roosterpoop PA. I gotta be within walking distance of the nightlife, and see dropping $1K minimum for that. The pay is big here too, so I'm not sweating it.

I've ALWAYS loved the food here. Last me and a friend tore up some pizza from a Lebanese owned spot. The cook came out with his hands clasp together hoping we liked it. We did. I'll go back in a heartbeat.

I've been dying for some diversity, and this part of the world has it. The South is just a bit too homogeneous for me. Ironically, I'm craving white girls right now. Ain't life a bitch. Angel
04-03-2013 01:21 PM
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Parx casino is in Philly. I want to say they have actual models for cocktail waitresses.

You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
04-03-2013 01:23 PM
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(04-03-2013 01:23 PM)renotime Wrote:  Parx casino is in Philly. I want to say they have actual models for cocktail waitresses.

Like this?

   
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Beats me, I've never been there. That's just what my buddy told me.

But check this shit out. They have weigh ins for employees. Brilliant!

http://middlebororemembers.blogspot.com/...claim.html

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04-03-2013 01:38 PM
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(04-03-2013 01:16 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  No-mans land is where all the ladies be. Cities are sausagefests.

I got 5 days to prowl. No-man's land it is. Will start with Lancaster this weekend. I hear Millersville Uni is full of ass. Might beat up some Amish and cut off their beards. They have a mafia I hear:

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/amish-mafia
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How far away from your house did the McRib fall off the menu?
04-03-2013 02:18 PM
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(04-03-2013 02:18 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  How far away from your house did the McRib fall off the menu?

Mcrib w/out bread is good for KETOSIS!!!!!
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Ali-b, you making your way up to NYC?
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Hit up State College.
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(04-03-2013 02:35 PM)Pacesetter20 Wrote:  Ali-b, you making your way up to NYC?

Planning on hitting up on some weekends. Was looking at driving into Philly and taking a train or bus. Was hoping some members could give me the best ways to travel. I need to hit up Bayside again. Lots of hot tail. Plus Jackson and Washington Heights are calling my name. I want to spit some Dominican slang at the bishes up there and see what happens.
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Amtrak and Greyhound are both fairly cheap. Of the two options, I prefer the train.

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(04-03-2013 03:44 PM)renotime Wrote:  Amtrak and Greyhound are both fairly cheap. Of the two options, I prefer the train.

What about the Chinese bus? I believe TheCaptainPower mentioned taking that from New York to Philadelphia before.
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(04-03-2013 03:52 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  
(04-03-2013 03:44 PM)renotime Wrote:  Amtrak and Greyhound are both fairly cheap. Of the two options, I prefer the train.

What about the Chinese bus? I believe TheCaptainPower mentioned taking that from New York to Philadelphia before.

Chinatown bus? I forgot about them.

Just looked them up and you can get a round trip ticket from Philly to NYC for under 30 bucks.

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I'm gonna skip NYC, since apparently not one single bar in that whole city has any women during happy hour.
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(04-03-2013 05:24 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  I'm gonna skip NYC, since apparently not one single bar in that whole city has any women during happy hour.

How are you managing logistics? Might be kind of hard to take a girl back from a downtown bar in Philly if you're 30 minutes away. Have you thought about situating yourself right next to one of the happening places, such as Rittenhouse square? You can find some cheap apt's there for the weekend for <$100/day via airbnb.com
Also, while you're up there I would love you to do a quick report on Public House Bar (N. 18th st), i have very fond memories of visiting that places and getting number closes without a sweat a few years back.
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(04-03-2013 04:22 PM)renotime Wrote:  
(04-03-2013 03:52 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  
(04-03-2013 03:44 PM)renotime Wrote:  Amtrak and Greyhound are both fairly cheap. Of the two options, I prefer the train.

What about the Chinese bus? I believe TheCaptainPower mentioned taking that from New York to Philadelphia before.

Chinatown bus? I forgot about them.

Just looked them up and you can get a round trip ticket from Philly to NYC for under 30 bucks.

Forget the Chinese bus. You have to go stand in the parking lot at a shitty asian market and half the people no speaky Engrish.

It is all about Megabus around here. Great schedule, free wifi, and cheap.

http://us.megabus.com/
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