Intro
From years of last minute packing, beginning with the military on to warzones, to field service work, to the never-ending search for a poosy paradise, to waking up late (most common), I have become an expert on personal logistics. And now I’ll share my secrets.
Logistics- Any seasoned player will tell you that logistics will ALWAYS be the wild card. Plan as much as you can (as you well should), because the slightest unforeseen issue can cost you a bang. There are preplanning steps you can take to reduce the variables, and a slut kit is one of the most important.
Background
Many years back I learned the hard way about being prepped for the prowl. A quick run to pay a bill and later stopping for a drink at happy hour, turns into a 3 day romp three hours away from home. It feels like jumping out of the plane without a parachute. In either instance, the whole time you’ll be ‘wishing you had’. It didn’t take me long to develop techniques for the unexpected hunt, as it cost me pussy, and still does today. The point is to try and eliminate as many obstacles as possible, starting with the easiest first.
Packing For You
This is self-explanatory but I’ll touch on it. You’re baseline of logistics is hygiene. Everything else comes later. Walk around in a funk trying to communicate with others and see if you are operational at 100%. Not gonna happen. And leaving out of the hotel room having nothing at your disposal but a cheap bar of soap will keep you in the funk.
Packing For Her
This is as simple and common sense as it gets. When you hit the road, swoop a girl, party all night, land in a hotel, fuck rabidly, pass out, and wake up early….well, what condition do you think she’s going to be in? At this crossroads, you have to options, kick her to the curb, or keep her around. Regardless, it’s good habit to make a lasting impression. Continue on.
First off, women can’t pack or plan for shit, so in this instance, we are doing it for them. Besides, blindsiding leaves them unprepared (acceptable) so we'll help in the aftermath. Bottom line, keeping them fresh keeps them around longer. Your kit will have a few basic, but ESSENTIAL items for her comfort. Many of my weekends have been ruined when she needs to go home to clean up. That can turn into a mood killer for her and crush your momentum instantly.
Initial Setup and Economics
Walk into your bathroom and make not of all disposal items you on a daily basis. You’ll need these, so start a list. Once you have that, follow the rest itemized later and you’ll have the proper start. Don’t go rebuy extra bottles of shit. Pickup small 3oz travel bottles and fill with what you already have. These and all your travel sized items can be pillaged at:
Walmart
Freds
Any dollar store
Drugstores
Target (IMO the best selection)
It’s not necessary to spend a lot, as this will be tucked away in your vehicle out of sight and mind. The pack itself can be an old bookbag, carryon, or equivalent. If you need to buy, do it on the cheap. Mine cost $25, is from a good tactical company, and will last forever. It’s small, non-descript, and holds everything mentioned with room left over.
Hygiene list
This is from my kit to use as an example:
Small dop bag
3 oz bottle shampoo
3 oz bottle conditioner
3 oz bottle hair crème
Thai deodorant stone
Toothbrush
Small tube toothpaste
20 flossies
Disposable 3 blade razor
Travel bottle mouthwash
Travel pack Q-tips
PT towel (trust me!)
This is the basic hygiene items I need to stay in the game.
Wardrobe
1 pr undies
1 wife beater
1 pr socks
1 pr jeans
1 casual Tshirt (or polo)
1 dress shirt
1 lint roller
1 bottle Downey wrinkle releaser
1 cheap garment bag
Keep your dress shirt in the garment bag, hanging up in the back seat or laid flat in the trunk. Pack two dress shirts and they make great curtains if you have to sleep in your car. The rest is a basic change of clothes that allow for different venues. Another coat can be added, depending on the season. With this you are ready to walk the door fresh.
Misc
Travel pk tissues
Travel pk Wet Ones
Travel bottle Aleve
Travel bottle hand sanitizer
Bic lighter
Hotel tissues suck. And they’re good to have in case the A/C gets to you. Don’t use hotel TP on your nose either (think Rudolph). The Wet Ones are handy for disinfecting the phone, remote, and surfaces. If you've ever done what I do in hotels, you’ll buy a pack. Jus’ sayin’. The Aleve is for hangovers and headaches. Let a girl get one and see how quick the mood ends. Very important. As for the lighter? Always have fire. Thank me later.
For her
Hairbrush (shared)
Toothbrush
Lotion (NIVEA)
Travel bottle body wash
Lip balm
Extra bottles of previous hotel toiletries
These are basic items, when added with yours, will keep her feeling like she still want to hangout. Never offer used items off the “her” list. After use discard and replace with new. Especially the toothbrush. Keep it in the package. The old shit you pickup at other hotels, like shower caps, can be added, used for DHV, and makes it look like your kit is just “thrown together”. Very important.
The Dirty
1 bottle stool pusher
1 bottle KY warming massage oil
1 old bandana
Condoms
4 tea candles
1 small bottle bubble bath
1 travel bottle baby oil
Keep this shit away from everything else and in a ziplock bag. For fucking real. NEVER let her see the dirty right off the bat, and one leaking bottle can ruin your kit (ziplock).
Most of this is self-explanatory, and shouldn’t need explanation once you get the ball rolling. Girls love spontaneity, and this will make it fun, but come up with the idea to do something freaky, and need to leave for Wallyworld to get it? Game over. The mood will cease. Have it with you.
This is also non-evasive. Start pulling out dildos, butt plugs, ect….? I've never done it. If your game is that good, PLEASE drop the data, cause your frame is fucking tight!
The Ace
1 bottle vodka
10 pks Crystal Light
1 bottle Club soda
2 pks smokes
Straight from the manual of Emech. All this fits in the pack, and is as simple and effective as it gets. Why carry it? Because the party stops when the booze runs out. Put the cigs in there and forget about them. Don’t be lazy and use them when you don’t feel like stopping at the 7/11. MY party stops when the smokes run out. Even before the booze. Start with an unopened bottle of vodka, but be sure to know your local laws about transporting alcohol, unopened or not.
Kit Repair and Environmental Concerns
One of the first things a warfighter does when returning from the field inspect his gear. You should adopt the same mentality. Disassemble your kit, remove dirty clothing, refill bottles, discard any used items from the “her” list, ect. Reassemble and return to its place. Don’t forget and leave it in your house. Keep in mind temperatures and their effect on what you have, especially when stowed in your vehicle.
Why a slut kit?
Simple. Your best runs are those that aren’t planned. Leaving one in your vehicle or predisposed location will only make it better. Plus, even if you are planning a weekend run, packing all your shit from the house and having to bring it all back in to unpack sucks. And it will make your kit too big. Mobility brings you to the pussy, so be ready!
Notes
This is my kit, and is to be used as a reference only. Prepare yours as you see fit. Feel free to print off the OP, study, and build your own. Test it out and post pics. Mine isn’t perfect and can always use room for improvement.
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