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Of course we all know that the best part of a woman is her brain

So, That said, this a thread devoted to specifically to the female buttocks, booté, nates, arse, butt, backside, bum, buns, can, fundament, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rump, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tooshie, tush, bottom, behind, derriere, fanny.. in short: ass

No talking about tits unless it has some correlation to ass. Feel free to start a tit lounge.

Let's get down to bizzzznez: I think what matters most in an ass is form, (not size) and thickness or viscosity.
I'd be curious to notice if there is a connection between different ass types and personalities. Anyone have any data on this?

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Ass is important, but it's still just a part of the whole. (No pun intended.)

The bigger picture is more important, unless you want to fetishize parts.

That being said, what's disturbing is seeing hot asses or hot women in general with fucking zero body language, i.e. they're ostensibly hot but they walk flat-footed (bad shoe choice?) or like robots with no rhythm to the stride. It de-accentuates teh ass-ets.

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(01-27-2013 11:36 PM)Sombro Wrote:  Ass is important, but it's still just a part of the whole. (No pun intended.)

The bigger picture is more important, unless you want to fetishize parts.

That being said, what's disturbing is seeing hot asses or hot women in general with fucking zero body language, i.e. they're ostensibly hot but they walk flat-footed (bad shoe choice?) or like robots with no rhythm to the stride. It de-accentuates teh ass-ets.

Doesn't disturb me.

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I remember watching that stupid When a Stranger Calls movie, and then there's a jump cut to her walking and I'm like 'Damn! Check out that ass!'

Of course she's half Brazilian.

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a flat ass really is a boner killer and to me its key that a girl has at least something in the trunk. i flat out go crazy for perfect asses though. ive always been an ass man. good breasts are nice but dont do it for me like ass.

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Soup,

I am unequivocally, unabashedly, and undeniably an ass man. This really is a passion for me.

I find that so many guys claim to be an ass-man, but when you break them down on specifics, it turns out that really they just appreciate a good ass along with tits, face, etc. Newsflash: This does not make one an ass-man.

Obviously we all like ass, face, breasts, legs, etc. However, the following is what separates a true ass-man in my opinion:

If the ass is right, an ass-man can literally forgive any other physical imperfection. For me personally, this means if the ass is really a specimen, I can deal with the ugliest of faces, the flattest of chests, etc.

If I see an ass that is incredible, I physically cannot compel myself to turn away based on any other subpar feature.

Interesting thread. I'm also quite curious to know what other guys have noticed correlations between ass types and personalities.

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It would also be great if the ass-men of RVF could pool our data/experiences to determine the worldwide ass hierarchy, and a sort of almanac of different ass characteristics of different nationalities/ethnic groups, and other factors that can lead one to where the finest specimens can be found.

We know some of the obvious ones that are large (West African, Brazilian, etc), but perhaps we could nail down some of the finer points like for example who among the slavic girls have the biggest asses, who among the SE asians have the best shape? etc.

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(01-28-2013 12:32 AM)Technics Wrote:  It would also be great if the ass-men of RVF could pool our data/experiences to determine the worldwide ass hierarchy, and a sort of almanac of different ass characteristics of different nationalities/ethnic groups, and other factors that can lead one to where the finest specimens can be found.

We know some of the obvious ones that are large (West African, Brazilian, etc), but perhaps we could nail down some of the finer points like for example who among the slavic girls have the biggest asses, who among the SE asians have the best shape? etc.

ill bite

ireland for pale white booty

mexico also has a lot of girls with good booty. for the mesteza look its probably the best.

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(01-28-2013 12:38 AM)bacon Wrote:  

(01-28-2013 12:32 AM)Technics Wrote:  It would also be great if the ass-men of RVF could pool our data/experiences to determine the worldwide ass hierarchy, and a sort of almanac of different ass characteristics of different nationalities/ethnic groups, and other factors that can lead one to where the finest specimens can be found.

We know some of the obvious ones that are large (West African, Brazilian, etc), but perhaps we could nail down some of the finer points like for example who among the slavic girls have the biggest asses, who among the SE asians have the best shape? etc.

ill bite

ireland for pale white booty

mexico also has a lot of girls with good booty. for the mesteza look its probably the best.

philippines they are a higher percentage than most asian countries but not as high as latin america. (definately not a country for big tits lovers)

Have you been to Ireland? I have not been yet, but I literally do not think I have ever seen an Irish girl or a girl of any sort of Irish ancestry with an ass that I would even look at twice.

Mexicans are really a mixed bag. Some of them have decent shaped asses, but for each of those there are 2 with those huge wide & flat asses which makes one want to throw up.

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@technics

mexicans are a mixed bag, but so are most countries with 100 million people. also if your only experience with mexican women are the ones in the US your getting a poor showing of what this country has to offer.

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Quote:I'd be curious to notice if there is a connection between different ass types and personalities. Anyone have any data on this?

Sort of - there is some scientific data on the sorts of men who prefer asses/titties/legs - http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2008/03/traits-...-booty.php .

In my experience, the bigger the ass love, the more masculine a man is. Men who love big asses on thin girls are really happy to be men.

(01-28-2013 12:47 AM)bacon Wrote:  @technics

ireland has historically had a african influence which you can see in the people(dark curly hair, hence the term black irish), the music and yes to the womens asses.

Do you have a source for this? All signs point to bullshit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Irish

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(01-28-2013 01:02 AM)basilransom Wrote:  

Quote:I'd be curious to notice if there is a connection between different ass types and personalities. Anyone have any data on this?

Sort of - there is some scientific data on the sorts of men who prefer asses/titties/legs - http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2008/03/traits-...-booty.php .

In my experience, the bigger the ass love, the more masculine a man is. Men who love big asses on thin girls are really happy to be men.

(01-28-2013 12:47 AM)bacon Wrote:  @technics

ireland has historically had a african influence which you can see in the people(dark curly hair, hence the term black irish), the music and yes to the womens asses.

Do you have a source for this? All signs point to bullshit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Irish

Yes, I was also curious as to this, because my understanding of the term "black irish" had nothing to do with African influence, as well, but I'm not informed enough on it to speak with authority.

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(01-28-2013 01:02 AM)basilransom Wrote:  

Quote:I'd be curious to notice if there is a connection between different ass types and personalities. Anyone have any data on this?

Sort of - there is some scientific data on the sorts of men who prefer asses/titties/legs - http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2008/03/traits-...-booty.php .

In my experience, the bigger the ass love, the more masculine a man is. Men who love big asses on thin girls are really happy to be men.

Interesting link Basilransom, but I think Soup meant correlations between ass types and the corresponding girl's personality.

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I'm going to go on record here to say that the dancers have the best asses. This is pretty much a "no shit" given, but it's been the truth every time in my experience.

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Someone put up some track, soccer and volleyball asses.

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As a tits man, you're all a bunch of neanderthals.

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(01-29-2013 01:20 AM)RandalGraves Wrote:  As a tits man, you're all a bunch of neanderthals.

Different strokes for different folks man.

I don't think there is such a thing as "body part" baiting like there is 'race" baiting.

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(01-29-2013 01:20 AM)RandalGraves Wrote:  As a tits man, you're all a bunch of neanderthals.

I like good tits, but ask yourself, why do I like tits at all anyway? Why do girls have two tits in the first place? Why not just one? After all, guys only have one dick.

There are a couple of reasons that I'm going to hypothesize. Maybe two tits are needed just in case one runs out of milk. A girl with big tits is going to have a lot of milk to feed your seedlings.

The other is that the tits are a simulacrum for the ass- the two round shapes together remind of the ass, and the ass is the runway for the pussy.

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(01-29-2013 02:43 PM)soup Wrote:  

(01-29-2013 01:20 AM)RandalGraves Wrote:  As a tits man, you're all a bunch of neanderthals.

I like good tits, but ask yourself, why do I like tits at all anyway? Why do girls have two tits in the first place? Why not just one? After all, guys only have one dick.

There are a couple of reasons that I'm going to hypothesize. Maybe two tits are needed just in case one runs out of milk. A girl with big tits is going to have a lot of milk to feed your seedlings.

The other is that the tits are a simulacrum for the ass- the two round shapes together remind of the ass, and the ass is the runway for the pussy.

To feed two sucklings at the same time perhaps?