Post: #226

Rofl tonight was fun

At one point me and a friend busted this bar on the door it said private Christmas party. We usted through the door after sprinting across six lanes of trafic. Straight Mexican part with little ninos running around everywhere. We went in and I was like "dude this is your demographic. Blend in!" my migo proceded to hunch over and look outbox breath. Then after that we busted what I think ws a gangster party. Some dudes were dressed all in red. As I walked up to the door this dude was all like "yooo what up come getchyou some nigga! 'I think it's because I was wearing my red hous de shoe loafers. Anyways that didn't work out but the dude at the bar gave me and my friend some strong as drinks. I got a double whiskey coke and he shot the coke in like it was pistol(pow pow pow pow pow pow!)

Didn't fuck but it was a fun night.

Post: #227

what a beautiful night.

downtown l.a. on saturday night. same problem as last week. HUGe sausagefest. see some friends I know, we get some wine. Last call hits, we start hollering at girls on the street. there's groups of 6 dudes with 2 girls, we still holler at girls. Stop in front of a club, hollerin at girls. Some dude on the street tells us about an after party.

We go. shithold neighborhood on the east end of downtown, past skid row. all warehouses and train tracks. find the place with the heavy bass pumping.

20 bucks to get in, 8 bucks for drink tickets. not like the warehouse parties in la I went to in '96 where entrance was 5 bucks and hits of acid were 3. and it was all kids my age (15-18). this was older.

still, mad fun. tons of fun. tearing up the dancefloor w my friends. some cool chicks but all of em w guys. no groups of chicks at all. wtf.

around 4 i bounce. hit the 4th st bridge and it's lit up in christmas lights. fucking beautiful. 4th st turns into 3rd st. I hit the 3rd st tunnel. right before atruck pulls up and a window rolls down and some long haired faggot yells to me, Lookin good cutie where you goin and he rolls his window up again. I raise my arm up and motion for them to open the window again but they don't.

I open up the car on the 3rd st tunnel and i'm going 90, slow down a little to hit the 110N onramp and open the motherfucker up. going 80, hit 101 N and a couple ricers pass me, must be going 90 or 100. I open up again and catch up to these guys, probably asians. I fly past them at 115 and they open up and suddenly its the 3 of us on the 101. I'm looking in my rear view and recognize all the cars. No crown vics in sight. just the three of us in our little japanese 4 bangers going 115 mph and flying down the freeway like graceful stealth bombers.

hit the highland exit and eject. drive down to fountain, make a hard right. cut off a motherfucker and fly home

ears are ringing. empty bed tonight.

it was a beautiful night

Post: #228

(12-16-2012 07:45 AM)thedude3737 Wrote:  what a beautiful night.

downtown l.a. on saturday night. same problem as last week. HUGe sausagefest. see some friends I know, we get some wine. Last call hits, we start hollering at girls on the street. there's groups of 6 dudes with 2 girls, we still holler at girls. Stop in front of a club, hollerin at girls. Some dude on the street tells us about an after party.

We go. shithold neighborhood on the east end of downtown, past skid row. all warehouses and train tracks. find the place with the heavy bass pumping.

20 bucks to get in, 8 bucks for drink tickets. not like the warehouse parties in la I went to in '96 where entrance was 5 bucks and hits of acid were 3. and it was all kids my age (15-18). this was older.

still, mad fun. tons of fun. tearing up the dancefloor w my friends. some cool chicks but all of em w guys. no groups of chicks at all. wtf.

around 4 i bounce. hit the 4th st bridge and it's lit up in christmas lights. fucking beautiful. 4th st turns into 3rd st. I hit the 3rd st tunnel. right before atruck pulls up and a window rolls down and some long haired faggot yells to me, Lookin good cutie where you goin and he rolls his window up again. I raise my arm up and motion for them to open the window again but they don't.

I open up the car on the 3rd st tunnel and i'm going 90, slow down a little to hit the 110N onramp and open the motherfucker up. going 80, hit 101 N and a couple ricers pass me, must be going 90 or 100. I open up again and catch up to these guys, probably asians. I fly past them at 115 and they open up and suddenly its the 3 of us on the 101. I'm looking in my rear view and recognize all the cars. No crown vics in sight. just the three of us in our little japanese 4 bangers going 115 mph and flying down the freeway like graceful stealth bombers.

hit the highland exit and eject. drive down to fountain, make a hard right. cut off a motherfucker and fly home

ears are ringing. empty bed tonight.

it was a beautiful night

I've had many of those Southern California nights on the 101. Going home, existing on another level of consciousness. Feeling like a high plains drifter. Fuck the crime, the pollution, the taxes, the police, the cost of living. Blast the stereo, maybe The Doors "LA Woman" or Social Distortion "Highway 101" and maybe it is real or it is in your head....but on that drive home...you are living in the land of milk and honey.

Post: #229

Haha yeah, I've had many drunken drives home blasting LA Woman.

It makes me nostalgic for an L.A. that was before my time. I can't imagine how incredible this place must have been in the 60s and 70s. Hell I'm pretty confident I never would have made it out alive but who cares.

Post: #230

About 10 minutes away from going to bed so I could get up for work in the morning and my mate calls me up, telling me he's at my house.
I was supposed to be at work around 6 and a half hours ago.......
Fucking crazy night

Post: #231

(12-18-2012 01:02 AM)Architekt Wrote:  About 10 minutes away from going to bed so I could get up for work in the morning and my mate calls me up, telling me he's at my house.
I was supposed to be at work around 6 and a half hours ago.......
Fucking crazy night

Awaiting full story.

Post: #232

Lol, it went something like this

We got a carton of beer, and started driving around and picking up people from all over the city. Once we had assembled our crew, we mosied on down to a club, and drunk some more. After a unanimous vote, we ended up getting some pills, and drinking more, and chatted to a few girls in the mean time while we waited for them to arrive. For some reason my buddy decides he wants some speed, and O#one of the other dudes says he can get ice. Of course, my buddy ignores him and just assumes we're getting speed. After watching the mediocre live band for a while, we finally start making a move to go get the stuff.

The whole process of leaving and getting in the car took close to an hour - and we were parked about a 5 minute walk from the club. As we're leaving my mate walked straight up to the girl he was talking to earlier, mid sentence with some other dude trying to chat her up, and just starts making out with her. Since I was outside at this point waiting, I have no idea what went down, and I've got no idea why he didn't bring her with. He got the # and texted her after, though, which isn't so bad.

While we're sitting outside, he doesn't shut up about how dtf this girl is for the entire time - this goes on for pretty much the entire night. We finally get going, and I'm driving pretty toasted. After the 45 minute mission to get to this place, the guy goes in to get the stuff and my buddy decides to call the chick (this is at like 3:30am and she lives with her parents). The dude's yelling so fucking loud, whilst pissing in the middle of some house's front lawn in an area notorious for police presence, while our other buddy is in another house just around the corner getting drugs, while we had more in the car. We made it out of there without any dramas, and went to some random parking lot in some area that I can't remember and didn't recognise, lit up a bunch then got going.

After dropping a couple of the guys off, we started heading back towards my other buddy's house - the whole time the loud motherfucker is yelling at me to pull over somewhere and stop so we can smoke all of the leftover shit, and telling us how dtf the girl was.

As we're getting close, we make the executive decision not to go in, because the clown in the back seat is making too much noise to take anywhere near a house where people are sleeping, so we pull into a parking lot near the house and light up some more. We also went on a couple of trips to fuel stations in the mean time to acquire straws, which caused some confusion amongst the staff there. When we finally got done with all of it, I start rolling what was perhaps the most laborious joint of my life (it took me at least 10 minutes to roll). It turned out perfect though, so it was worth the effort.

Smoke up some bud, and chill with a few warm beers, and the entire atmosphere completely changes to something a lot more mellow. We sat in this parking lot for about 2 and a half hours until most people at my mates house were gone, so we could go there and try to pass out, whilst hoping his girlfriend doesn't get suspicious. For the rest of the morning, I laid on the couch until the cricket started and we watched that. Everyone else in the group is at work now, or worked this morning. Fuck that.

All in all, jesus christ.

Post: #233

Drunk Lounge
Drunk Date 12.19.2013.0000

Drunk but calm.

Did dancefloor game and suit game tonight, and I believe I was the coolest guy in the bar, but I let a possible Japanese tourist threesome that I had bounced from another bar go to another guy who spoke Japanese.

So, the jury is out.

Post: #234

If you are posting in drunk lounge, you are probably not drunk enough to be post in drunk lounge.

Post: #235

delete

Post: #236

Drunk rant, finishing off a beautiful bottle of Pinot Gris...

There's a lot of focus recently on privacy, advertising, companies using our data to increase profits, whatever... While i don't want any commercial operator knowing my night activities, i'm wondering how big an impact it will have on us guys.

Personally as a man i have very few needs. Good steak, beer, whiskey, and company. I might jerk off to porn but i don't buy it. With a Kindle and a saavy mind, books can be had for cheap. Car? Fuck that shit, learn to walk or become a fatass. House? Unless i'm planning to start a family, a state of existence becoming less and less attractive for the red piller, i'd probably rent all the fucking way, or just continue living with the folks.

I suppose the questions really is - What are these companies offering me, what are they desperately advertising to me, that is so valuable to have my "information"?

In my mind, if i want something and i can afford it, it's already done. No amount of subliminal messaging is going to change that. If I want some Vans, no matter how much Reebok, Nike or New Balance images i see, i'm gonna get it. If I want Ramen, no matter how many Maccas or KFC ads show up on the way, i'm going to have ramen.

If I want a certain wine, i'm going to get it. Maybe i have an unfair advantage, being an informed player in the market, but if i want a nice, fresh, 2012 Australian Pinot Gris, no motherfucker is going to convince me to buy a Penfold's Grange.

Perhaps in my drunken stupor i'm not seeing the obvious. So be it. I'm enjoying my wine in the meantime. (Hey, that kinda rhymes!)

Post: #237

Sup bitches? Who all up in here tonight? Roll call for the ones stuck in BFE, broke, or locked down with family for the holidays. I got a bottle of vodka, tonic, lime and footlocker after of warzone shit I'm going through. Good night to reiminisce.

Post: #238

Too cold for me to want to go out, especially since most bars won't let you smoke inside in accordance with state law.

Oh well. Got a 12 pk. of beer and a set of good computer speakers. I'm content for the night.

Hey Ali, remember how we were talking about being outdoors smokers in the cold? The water bucket I pitch my cigarette butts has been frozen over for days now.

Post: #239

Well everyone has gone to bed. Its just me, my dog, and the liquor cabinet that my dad told me I could raid.

About to mix some grape crystal light with grey goose

Post: #240

As high as a kite right now, listening to this




Drew some crazy shit just before, lets hope it still looks as good in the morning

Post: #241

Post: #242

happy jesus birthday one and all!!!

anyway nothing screams mexican christmas like being drunk on tequilla.

some observations

last night i went out with a few of my mexican friends from the neighborhood drank a shitload and from 10pm to 4am great quantities of liquor were drunk and hundreds of "mexican fireworks" went off. i was totally shitfaced at 230am and tried to sleep but was unable due to the fireworks. now i imagine some people dont understand wtf mexican fireworks are but when they go off its like a bomb exploded as car alarms and babies cry.

ok im a sport and enjoyed it so even though i had trouble sleeping last night i though ill take a nap today. fuck that as every 15- 20 min during the day today more bombs i mean fireworks went off by kids in the neighborhood.

sidenote: i witnessed a 6 person fight a fruit stand on sunday. it was epic and caught me totally off guard. 4 guys and 2 chicks really got into it. there was a bodyslam and 2 guys had blood pouring from there face. if you love lawlessness look no further than mexico

Post: #243

The problem with porn is

a) too many guys use it

b) aside Rocco, there are few guys who make it about themselves and not the women.

c) worst/cheesiest/most-lame-ass-wanna-be lighting ever.

Post: #244

Fucking christ, a beetle landed on me just before I lit up, then I found like 5 of the cunts in my jacket, but I don't know if they're actually there or I'm just tripping balls. Fcukkkkkkkk

Post: #245

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2:51 kills me every time

Post: #246

^ Such a great song. I love being absolutely hammered and cranking that tune up super loud.

5:05 cracks me up. Most people don't seem to know that Mr. Mojo Risin = Jim Morrison.

Post: #247

After going seven days without a phone ill finally be back in bidness tomorrow unless the delivery gets delayed.

Fifth or six night in a row getting drunk by myself. Some would say it gets depressing but im having fun. Got my cat and dog down here tonight so im going to try and get them to wrastle. Tonight's drink of choice is Grey Goose! I already ate a block of cheese and had some wine.

Imma be a fat fuck when i get back. Im going to use this super strength

Post: #248

A block of cheese?

You're gonna be bound up dude....

Post: #249

High.

Post: #250

(12-27-2012 01:40 PM)Architekt Wrote:  High.

Same here. Speeding my recovery from last night. Got seriously drunk off a bottle of Knob Creek bourbon I split with a friend.