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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
tick tock bitch

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Yikes. People are comparing her to ANNA NICOLE SMITH.

That flabby fridge shaped torso is terrible. The minute this chick gets chubby, she starts to look retarded in the face. She just looks hungry.

The fat acceptance movement has ruined skinny chicks. Skinny chicks used to be shapely and reliably skinny unless they got pregnant. Now they have shit like that torso, muffin tops, back fat, cellulite, loose skin on arms. It's disgusting. They gain weight and call their sloppy new bodies "curvy".
12-24-2012 04:45 PM
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Ugh, look at the way her bikini top cuts into her back fat

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12-24-2012 04:47 PM
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12-24-2012 04:57 PM
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Models like her are supposed to be the pinnacle of beauty. They're supposed to be fit and have the ideal body, that's their job. How is she still getting paid if shes incapable of doing her job.
12-24-2012 04:58 PM
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RE: Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
A pair of tits on a milk-carton body. Zero thighs, no hips, no ass, on a massive 5'10" frame. Her pussy is almost certainly cavernous. The only way for a girl like this to look good is to stay borderline-scary skinny, to capitalize on her striking, near-perfectly symmetrical face--her best asset. This is the runway model way.

I would bang, of course, but I've never understood the worshiping of this broad. Given a get-any-pussy-free token, she'd be way-way-way down on the list of who'd I use it on.

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12-24-2012 05:06 PM
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Yikes.
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12-24-2012 05:10 PM
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ewww. this reminds me of a one-itis girl I had. I saw her go from pinnacle of beauty to slightly chubby and flappy. I was so thankful I didn't get tied down to her now.

This is how Russian women age. beautiful until mid twenties then explode at the hips. Not sure if she has Slavic origins, but It wouldn't surprise me.

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12-24-2012 05:15 PM
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Incidentally, I don't think this is a "wall" case. This chick is 20. It's a simple case of reverse butterface.

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RE: Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
There's a chance these photos were just taken at an awkward angle that makes her body look worse than it is. Though I can't say I've ever thought she had a great body. Her proportions are weird, and that doesn't bode well for a girl just barely out of her teens. Absolutely gorgeous face though.
12-24-2012 05:23 PM
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I'd bang for the face.

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12-24-2012 06:17 PM
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(12-24-2012 05:23 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  There's a chance these photos were just taken at an awkward angle that makes her body look worse than it is. Though I can't say I've ever thought she had a great body. Her proportions are weird, and that doesn't bode well for a girl just barely out of her teens. Absolutely gorgeous face though.

I donno dude. Even her face is starting to chunk up Confused
12-24-2012 06:21 PM
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What a shame. She's going down the same path as Kim Kardashian at a way earlier age. She'd better start exercising fast or her sex appeal's going to plummet over the long run.
12-24-2012 06:33 PM
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(12-24-2012 06:21 PM)Sanblz33 Wrote:  
(12-24-2012 05:23 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  There's a chance these photos were just taken at an awkward angle that makes her body look worse than it is. Though I can't say I've ever thought she had a great body. Her proportions are weird, and that doesn't bode well for a girl just barely out of her teens. Absolutely gorgeous face though.

I donno dude. Even her face is starting to chunk up Confused

yeah man... yeah..
12-24-2012 06:41 PM
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RE: Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
she has that dumb vacant eyes look that is super sexy when she's skinny. makes her look like a care free good fuck. When she fattens up she looks like a chunky dumb fat woman.
12-24-2012 06:42 PM
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(12-24-2012 06:17 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I'd bang for the face.

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She's got the white trash face on lock.

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I was out last night at a half-empty club, and I saw multiple girls hotter than Upton. Don't understand the hype.
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12-24-2012 06:44 PM
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12-24-2012 06:45 PM
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also can't look at the face the same again after this

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12-24-2012 06:46 PM
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(12-24-2012 06:46 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  also can't look at the face the same again after this

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What....what is that horrible sight from?
12-24-2012 06:52 PM
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would still smash because she looks like she would do some dirty nasty shit in bed.
12-24-2012 07:07 PM
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(12-24-2012 06:52 PM)Clyde Rules Wrote:  
(12-24-2012 06:46 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  also can't look at the face the same again after this

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What....what is that horrible sight from?

Here is the original below. She is forever ruined in my eyes. Undecided

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Damn, that's quite shocking!

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Damn, I always thought she was pretty hot. You changed my mind.
12-24-2012 07:49 PM
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(12-24-2012 06:44 PM)basilransom Wrote:  She's got the white trash face on lock.

Huh

What kind of pseudo-science are you using to come up with that statement?

Anyway, speaking of girls hitting the wall, I have a sort of inadvertent one...

I used to be really into Leighton Meester's look:
[Image: 214-Leighton_Meester_photo_shoot_in_New_york.jpg]

Until this:
[Image: adele21.png?w=300&h=300]

They look so similar I can no longer get turned on by Leighton Meester. Fuck you, Adele! Fucckkk yooooouuu
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(12-24-2012 06:46 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  also can't look at the face the same again after this

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Damn, I saw the thread title and was like, are you kidding me? This forum's got some real photo detectives! That hairy lip is hideous.
12-24-2012 09:49 PM
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