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Best beach destinations
It´s a fact that beaches are more fun than big cities. After reading some datasheets on european capitals and after having been to a few of them I finally realized that the scoring the "perfect scandinavian hottie" is much easier when she´s travelling than when she´s at her home country. Reasons for that vary, and the purpose of this thread is not to explain why.
Anyway, considering the following criterion (a) beauty of the place (b) price © nightlife and (d) presence of travelling gringas I came up with this list of best beaches:

1 - Ko Phi Phi, Thailand: only in Scandinavia it´s possible to encounter a large number of swedish, finnish and norwegian beauties.
2 - Tamarindo, Costa Rica: the beach itself kind of sucks, but its crowded with american girls and God!, they are easy!
3 - Puerto Viejo de Talamanca, Costa Rica: beach is nicer than the previous, I like the "hippie" style. Just try not to get into a fight with the locals.
4 - Caye Caulker, Belize: again, attracts the old "rent a rasta" type of european chicks, but if you work a bit you will have a good time.
5 - Ko Chang, Thailand: close to Bangkok, nice beaches and tons of chicks.

Honorable mentions: Railey Beach (Thai), Gili Islands, Indonesia, northeast brazilians beaches and Budva (Montenegro)
Beaches I didnt like: Hvar (croatia), Cancun and Playa del Carmen (Mexico), Bali (Indonesia)

I am considering Greek and Turkish Islands or maybe Blacl Sea next summer. I´d appreciate if you guys could list a few of your own favourits.
12-13-2012 10:15 AM
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RE: Best beach destinations
Olympos in Turkey I really liked. Awesome beach surrounded by ancient ruins. Turkish girls from mainly Istanbul come here to party in the summer and are down for anything. Great place to pick up a pretty difficult flag.

Just curious how come you didnt like Playa del Carmen? I loved that place.
12-13-2012 10:25 AM
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I would choose a city destination and check out locals than beach places for foreigners. I was ib cyprus for 1 month and hated it.
12-13-2012 10:35 AM
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There is really nothing to do in a beach place with nothing else. I felt like i was wasting my time.
12-13-2012 10:36 AM
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(12-13-2012 10:25 AM)Nudge Wrote:  Olympos in Turkey I really liked. Awesome beach surrounded by ancient ruins. Turkish girls from mainly Istanbul come here to party in the summer and are down for anything. Great place to pick up a pretty difficult flag.

Just curious how come you didnt like Playa del Carmen? I loved that place.

PLaya is overrated, lots of prostitutes (reminded me of Phuket) and too much men. The cenotes were pretty cool, tough.
12-13-2012 10:54 AM
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(12-13-2012 10:25 AM)Nudge Wrote:  Just curious how come you didnt like Playa del Carmen? I loved that place.

I second this opinion. I think PDC is a fantastic beach scene! I didn't encounter any pros and have found VERY hot and friendly girls from all over the world there including fine traveling Mexican girls from Mexico City, Israeli, Argentinian, Brazilian and Scandinavian just to name a few. The place is a gem to me.
12-13-2012 11:59 AM
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Edit* Sorry wrong thread
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12-13-2012 12:24 PM
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(12-13-2012 10:35 AM)east and west Wrote:  I would choose a city destination and check out locals than beach places for foreigners. I was ib cyprus for 1 month and hated it.

Where were you in Cyprus?

Why did you hate it?

Place is on my list for summer.

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12-13-2012 01:30 PM
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RE: Best beach destinations
Was in limassol, this city in the middle between larnaka (which is more local) and Paphos (which is more english).

Basically the locals dont like to mingle with foreigners, they actually dont like them. They like to hang out in social circle in coffee shops and only hang out with locals. So if you dont have any local friends there and are a foreigner you will not get access to the local girls, which in my opinion are quite hot. BUT they are conservative, probably the most conservative people in the world from what i have seen. I thought Greek was conservative, but cypriots are EVEN more. So i would say forget about hooking up with locals, except if you wana spend alot of time there (but in any case, WHO wants to spend time in a small shitty island?) I was working there so i had something to do, but the island is very POOR, and they rely on tourism. (you can rent a 2 bed apt for 500 euros). Even some third world countries in asia are more expensive.

So there are also some clubs, one called guaba quite good, I went in september, which was OK. but i think you should go in august, where you will find more slutty girls...Night game is the way to go, but if you staying for long time, you wana do other things as well other than going to clubs. There are some english and russians there but they seem to be quite uptight, as the locals always harrass them. I also went to aiya napa, this was a teen party place, and you should definitly go in PEAK season. Otherwise, not much point.

In general, i would say its good to go in july- august for few days of party, but not good to go for long time as its a small island and locals too conservative.
12-13-2012 02:05 PM
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RE: Best beach destinations
Caye Caulker is a cool place, but I would NOT recommend going there if your aim is to bang women. Also, there really isn't much of a beach scene there, the island doesn't really have much as far as beaches go, it's all about doing boat trips out to the reefs for snorkeling. I liked Caulker, although it's been over 10 years since I been there, it's really low key and not much going on as far as nightlife. The best thing about it is really cool, mellow, friendly locals who will invite you to chill and drink beer and smoke weed with them, excellent cheap seafood (lobster), and crystal clear waters for snorkeling. I'm not a guy who travels exclusively for pussy like 90% of the forum, but for their purposes Caulker gets a thumb down IMO.
12-13-2012 02:40 PM
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RE: Best beach destinations
(12-13-2012 02:05 PM)east and west Wrote:  I also went to aiya napa, this was a teen party place, and you should definitly go in PEAK season. Otherwise, not much point.

Thanks.

Ayia Napa is a teen party place? So no late 20's?

When you say "teen", you mean 18, 19?

Quote:Posted by OGNorCal707 - Today 03:40 PM
Caye Caulker is a cool place, but I would NOT recommend going there if your aim is to bang women. Also, there really isn't much of a beach scene there, the island doesn't really have much as far as beaches go, it's all about doing boat trips out to the reefs for snorkeling. I liked Caulker, although it's been over 10 years since I been there, it's really low key and not much going on as far as nightlife. The best thing about it is really cool, mellow, friendly locals who will invite you to chill and drink beer and smoke weed with them, excellent cheap seafood (lobster), and crystal clear waters for snorkeling. I'm not a guy who travels exclusively for pussy like 90% of the forum, but for their purposes Caulker gets a thumb down IMO.

It has been a while since I have been there too, but this jives exactly with what I experienced.

Scuba diving and fishing it what it is all about.

Some tourist girls.

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ya teens. 18-21
12-13-2012 02:59 PM
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RE: Best beach destinations
Is the greek island's nightlife similar to Hvar? I mean in terms of guys-girl ratio and number of people overall.

About Caye Caulker: there are a bunch of european girls there, nigght there is good fun, specially if you meet girls during the day. There's a little sand beach there, its decent. Diving is world class (and cheap). Pictures:
       
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