Post: #1

So you're walking on the beach and you see these 4 girls walking towards you. What is the best way to open this set?

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak...8590_n.jpg

Post: #2

Hey girls! Where the hell did you get those costumes?

(all said with a curious face, no smile and no signs of visible excitement)

Post: #3

Do you guys know of a good petshop around here?

Post: #4

You girls want a bump?

Post: #5

non of them are that hot sadly. Two in the middle are 6s max.

Post: #6

(10-15-2012 04:32 PM)chyamor Wrote:  non of them are that hot sadly. Two in the middle are 6s max.

Post: #7

"Nice suit. I've got one just like it at home."

If I was buzzed I'd probably just turn around and start walking with them like we were all going somewhere together. "Where we headed?" Always gets a laugh.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #8

(10-15-2012 04:32 PM)chyamor Wrote:  non of them are that hot sadly. Two in the middle are 6s max.

Where do you live that you say they aren't that hot and the "two in the middle are 6's max"? Sure I'll agree they don't have the best faces, but I think you're tripping bro.

Post: #9

(10-15-2012 04:32 PM)chyamor Wrote:  non of them are that hot sadly. Two in the middle are 6s max.

Agreed.I'm allergic to blondes and their bodies are pretty mediocre. Brunette would be worth a lay though.

Post: #10

Some good ones here! The pet shop one made me laugh...or how about using Neil's line of "hey girls, can you put suntan lotion on my back?"

Post: #11

(10-15-2012 04:32 PM)chyamor Wrote:  non of them are that hot sadly. Two in the middle are 6s max.

(10-15-2012 04:37 PM)presidentcarter Wrote:  Agreed.

Post: #12

"Let me guess. You guys are....nuns?"

Post: #13

(10-15-2012 04:32 PM)chyamor Wrote:  non of them are that hot sadly. Two in the middle are 6s max.

All four of those girls are hot in my opinion. Maybe they don't seem that hot to some of you guys because the image is a little bit pixelated. I would have sex with any of those four girls. I seriously think 99% of guys would find them to be hot.

Post: #14

(10-15-2012 04:46 PM)NoBalls Wrote:  

(10-15-2012 04:32 PM)chyamor Wrote:  non of them are that hot sadly. Two in the middle are 6s max.

All four of those girls are hot in my opinion. Maybe they don't seem that hot to some of you guys because the image is a little bit pixelated. I would have sex with any of those four girls. I seriously think 99% of guys would find them to be hot.

I've looked and re-looked and just don't agree. Bodies are too way pear-shaped for me. Brunette and far right girl are 7s I'll give you that, other two are 6s. To each his own.

Post: #15

Me: "You are soooooo lucky...."
Girl: "Why?"
Me: "Because I was going to wear that same suit today. It would have been so embarrasing for you if I wore that same suit, everyone would no you're just a copycat."

Post: #16

(10-15-2012 04:49 PM)presidentcarter Wrote:  

(10-15-2012 04:46 PM)NoBalls Wrote:  

(10-15-2012 04:32 PM)chyamor Wrote:  non of them are that hot sadly. Two in the middle are 6s max.

All four of those girls are hot in my opinion. Maybe they don't seem that hot to some of you guys because the image is a little bit pixelated. I would have sex with any of those four girls. I seriously think 99% of guys would find them to be hot.

I've looked and re-looked and just don't agree. Bodies are too way pear-shaped for me. Brunette and far right girl are 7s I'll give you that, other two are 6s. To each his own.

I love pear shaped girls with full legs who are not fat. These girls are definitely not fat. Maybe that's why I found them to be hot. If anything I would like their legs to be a little bit fuller and their hips to be a little bit wider.

In any case I think it would be tough to open four girls walking down the beach and I have never done it before. If I were, I would use a low probability approach that showed balls - some sort of direct approach. Perhaps, "Hey, who here is single?"

Post: #17

(10-15-2012 04:49 PM)presidentcarter Wrote:  I've looked and re-looked and just don't agree. Bodies are too way pear-shaped for me. Brunette and far right girl are 7s I'll give you that, other two are 6s. To each his own.

Damn if you don't think those girls have nice bodies, I'd sure like to see pics of the chicks you are fucking.

Post: #18

Hey ladies, those pussy's must have been hungry. I hope there is room for desert.

Post: #19

Damn VP I was hoping you were on that beach and just took that picture and were really looking for a line to drop on them.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #20

BB,
I know man. Right now I'm quite far from a beach, in northern Canada. But I will be on a better beach in January...if not earlier!Are you back in Asia?

Post: #21

(10-15-2012 05:02 PM)OGNorCal707 Wrote:  

(10-15-2012 04:49 PM)presidentcarter Wrote:  I've looked and re-looked and just don't agree. Bodies are too way pear-shaped for me. Brunette and far right girl are 7s I'll give you that, other two are 6s. To each his own.

Damn if you don't think those girls have nice bodies, I'd sure like to see pics of the chicks you are fucking.

Girl I dated over the summer:



More junk in the truck and pear-shaped than I usually go for and guess what, turns out I wasn't that into it. I prefer small...more along these lines:

Post: #22

I shouldn't be hitting on all 4 of you but i'm going to do hit anyways :-p

Post: #23

What, are you dental floss sales reps?

Post: #24

"Excuse me, do you know where I can find the beach?"

Post: #25

(10-15-2012 05:26 PM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  BB,
I know man. Right now I'm quite far from a beach, in northern Canada. But I will be on a better beach in January...if not earlier!Are you back in Asia?

Nope - still stuck in Northern California but planning to go back in about a month and meet with an old friend for the holidays. Maybe even sooner.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling