Post: #1

You see a bunch of stuff online about being "honest" with your partner when you have STDs, but it hasn't happened to me once, and I've had my share of ailments. Statistically speaking, this is impossible. I'm sleeping with girls who know they have something (or recently had something), and are not telling me.

I don't care because I know the risks going in, but I got into a conversation with a girl whose friend got infected with gonorrhea by a guy and she insinuated that the guy did it purposefully. I asked, "How about the girl who gave it to him? Did she tell him? Last time I checked, guys get STDs from girls." Obama pays for their vagina care---no excuse these days for a girl not to know she has something.

Post: #2

I've had a couple of chicks tell me they have herpes but are "on valtrex" and have't had a relapse. . . .

Post: #3

I've had a girl tell me she had genital warts (wore a condom for that one)...

Post: #4

(10-07-2012 10:44 PM)RobP Wrote:  I've had a couple of chicks tell me they have herpes but are "on valtrex" and have't had a relapse. . . .

Taking valtrex and not having visible lesions don't prevent you from spreading herpes.

edit: never mind, being on valtrex lowers the risk of transmission by about 50%. It doesn't prevent it entirely though.

Post: #5

No.

One time, my dick got swollen after banging this chick, and when I called to complain, she acted like a store with no return policy.

Post: #6

One time a part of my dick bulged out, like a balloon with a weak spot. I just didn't look at it for a couple days and it went away.

Post: #7

(10-07-2012 11:17 PM)Roosh Wrote:  One time a part of my dick bulged out, like a balloon with a weak spot. I just didn't look at it for a couple days and it went away.

That's terrifying. Let's make sure I never bang a chick after you've banged her.

Post: #8

You left me wondering. I've never heard of such a thing. Did you ever find out what that was?

My swelling was pretty normal, though my dick did have a shiny iridescence that was alarming. It turned out to not be an STD, in the end.

Post: #9

Let's just say that not examining my dick closely has reduced anxiety in my life by 90%. Unless my dick is on fire or I'm pissing blood, there is no problem.

Oh yeah one time I had blood in my ejaculate (gave it a pretty pink hue). That really scared me. I jerked off daily until that went away. Apparently it's not uncommon for a blood vessel in there to break.

Quote:Did you ever find out what that was?

Nope. Never happened again. The dick is a schizophrenic organ.

Post: #10

Haha, I'm an asshole.. have given girlfriends STDs when they were most likely being faithful. Then again, knowing women.

It's always worth asking a chick in my opinion, even if they won't be honest. It's informative, either way. You know a girl's a slut when she shrugs off such questions, the same way you know when a girl wants to sit on your dick without a condom the same night you picked her up.

Post: #11

I never looked into the free std testing at my school. I just assume I don't have anything.

But allow me to share a short story about this girl who most likely did me a big favor by leaving me hanging.

Last week when I posted in the I just had sex thread I said that a girl was going to the bathroom to take out her tampon and I was awaiting on her return so I could fuck her.

What I never told you guys is that she never came back! I woke up butt naked and alone.

Quick backstory:

When we were in the bed I got all of her clothes off and my pants were off, in the middle of me kissing her I asked her "You don't have anything do you?" and she paused for a second and either said "Uh huh" or "Uh uh"

I assumed she said "Uh uh" and continued escalating and hit her pussy with my dick. At this point she goes "I'm on my period" I said "I don't care just go take it out"

She grasped my dick for a few minutes and then got up and said "I'll be right back". Like I mentioned above, she never came back.

The next day my friend asked me what happened after he left and I told him about what she did.

"You do some shiesty shit man" He says

"Well I mean I didn't fuck her."

"Yeah but she had those weird red bumps on the side of her face and all over her arm..."

OH MAN I had a wicked flashback. After he told me that I clearly remembered the bumps. They were large and nasty looking. I remember earlier that night, before I unknowingly took a shot of Everclear, that I made a mental note that I was not even going to flirt with her because those bumps were so nasty looking. It looked like

Post: #12

(10-07-2012 11:29 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Oh yeah one time I had blood in my ejaculate (gave it a pretty pink hue). That really scared me. I jerked off daily until that went away. Apparently it's not uncommon for a blood vessel in there to break.

This has happened to me twice. The first time it was into a condom and it just left a little pink hue. Doctor cleared me 100 percent, and I was calm.

The second time was different. It was after a blowjob, where I busted outside. It was a fucking blood bath. It was like that horse-head scene in the Godfather (not quite, but my reaction was similar). Blood was everywhere.





Chick felt bad, and tried to make things better, but took off when I told her to. It was one of the worst nights of sleep I've ever had. To make matters worse, I pissed blood throughout the night.

In the morning, I went to my doctor (who has seen my dick more times than I would like), and he ran every possible test. Nothing wrong. "This, as shocking as it can be, can be normal here and there." According to him, it could have been an actual injury (the blow job wasn't the smoothest, to be sure).

Post: #13

The one time I caught the clap was when I was banging these two chicks. I had a little dick itch which happens occasionally, nothing gnarly though. I figured maybe just a UTI from anal or something.

Turns out one of them called me and said, "I have chlamydia, and you're the only guy I've had sex with since my last checkup". I told the other girl I was banging and she said, "It's impossible, I've only had protected sex with other guys since my last checkup."

Knowing both of them, they're probably both lying. In my experience girls love saying how responsible they are with regular tests and I've had girls tell me how strict they are with condoms, yet somehow *I* got past it and was able to bang it raw. Yeah right, slutty slut sluts.

Post: #14

No.

This is one of those questions, where the mere asking makes you think, 'Wait a second....'

Tuth, this is gonna be TMI but... when I first started beating off, I'd rub the head against the sheets. It was painful, and I can't imagine doing it now... And there'd be blood every time. Yeah, I was a retard. So if there's enough chafing to the head, it can definitely bleed. A little blood can easily go a long way, when it comes to staining stuff, sorta like... Turmeric, lol.

Post: #15

Some statistics about herpes infection rates in the U.S. More than 20% of American women are infected, as if we didn't have enough reasons already to go somewhere else.

Post: #16

I've been trying to make a greater effort to wrap it up these days.

Think about it like this, if you saw all the dudes these chicks have been with in a police line-up, would you still bang her raw?

This multiplied by a lot for most girls:

Post: #17

No, but to their credit I've never gotten anything besides molluscum one time, and I'm pretty sure you can pass that on without knowing you have it. Shit freaked me right the fuck out though.

Social circle game somehow strikes me as safer than picking girls up STD wise. Partly because of the demographics of my social circle, and partly because of my doctor refuting my claim that I can tell if a girl has something just by looking at her. (8's and above never have anything) Problem is you can run through all the quality in a social circle real quick.

Post: #18

(10-08-2012 01:07 AM)Wargasm Wrote:  No, but to their credit I've never gotten anything besides molluscum one time, and I'm pretty sure you can pass that on without knowing you have it. Shit freaked me right the fuck out though.

Social circle game somehow strikes me as safer than picking girls up STD wise. Partly because of the demographics of my social circle, and partly because of my doctor refuting my claim that I can tell if a girl has something just by looking at her. (8's and above never have anything) Problem is you can run through all the quality in a social circle real quick.

Actually, most doctors will probably agree the most attractive people are the ones that most often have STDs- sex is available to them everywhere.

Post: #19

(10-08-2012 01:06 AM)soup Wrote:  This multiplied by a lot for most girls:

It's funny you picked that picture of all pictures to illustrate your point. The guy holding No. 5 ended up being convicted of "raping" a white chick and served something like 10-15 years in prison before DNA exonerated him. She ended reuniting with him and apologizing. I saw a couple of different TV shows on that cat.

Post: #20

Nope, but a few have told me about past STD's. I suspect that girls who insist I wrap up have been burned before.

Post: #21

One girl came close actually... she told me she had an "irregular pap smear." Which is basically HPV positive. But she told me after I already hit raw.

Post: #22

I've had a few girls get defensive when asked if they were clean. I'm a pretty liberal raw dogger but that type of reaction always ensures I'll strap up.

Post: #23

(10-08-2012 02:53 AM)Roosh Wrote:  One girl came close actually... she told me she had an "irregular pap smear." Which is basically HPV positive. But she told me after I already hit raw.

A girl I'd banged was having a conversation with another girl where she let it fly that she had HPV. I went crazy and yelled at her, but really didn't know what it was.

Then this stripper blew me at the beach. When she was taking a shower, before getting into my bed I went through her purse and found valtrex. I guarantee she wasn't gonna say anything. I didn't either and just went to sleep.

I still can't believe that I've never had anything beyond odd irritation here and there. My tests have always been a-1 perfect.

Aloha!

Post: #24

(10-08-2012 03:03 AM)Mujeriego Wrote:  I've had a few girls get defensive when asked if they were clean. I'm a pretty liberal raw dogger but that type of reaction always ensures I'll strap up.

I think every girl gets pissed when you ask them

Post: #25

I got burned by a white chick right around a year ago. We started off with a condom bc she suggested we should "be on the safe side" but it was takin me too long to come plus I had already banged her raw around a year before that (I reconnected with her online bc i knew i could hit again). So i said fuck it, took it off & had the most intense nut i ever let out to this day about 5 minutes later. I could hardly stand straight & damn near stumbled out the door when it was time to go lol. About 2 days later I notice a slight burning sensation when i ever had to piss & before i knew it there was puss leakin out. Went to the clinic 4 days later & found out I had the clap. Funny thing about it was the nurse who was 10 yrs older than me was flirting with me & when she found out why I was there she said I was "cute up until that point" in a joking manner of course & then that I was to "to cute for all that". She wrote her # on one of my papers before I left. I called ol girl to let her know she gave me the clap & she was pretty coo & apologetic about it. She went to the clinic & found out she had the clap AND gonorrhea. I banged the nurse 8 days after i got her #. Even tho it cost me around $170 with the lab testing & medicine I still don't regret it due to those 2 memories lol. awww good times