Post: #1

ok, i normally wouldn't go into this much detail but i mentioned a persian chick i hooked up with in the "french girls" thread and you guys twisted my arm so here goes

this post will prob also shed some light on the bizarre logic and warped way of thinking girls tend to have vs guys, mixed signals they give off etc, saying/doing the opposite of what they want

i was hanging out in a bar in south kensington (london) a while back with a friend. i had had a bit of a cooking incident (taking a pizza out of an oven) a couple of days earlier and had bandages on several fingers.

all of a sudden a girl comes up to me and asks me what happened with my hand. turns out she's persian, early 20s, nice face, great body, huge natural tits

we don't have a great deal to talk about and she isn't particularly interesting but i convince her to go back to her place. we get into a cab outside the bar, and all of a sudden she's like "we've only known each other for 10 minutes, we don't have much in common, i'm not easy etc"

by this point she's starting to get on my nerves somewhat but her boobies are half hanging out of her dress and i've got a hard-on the size of texas

i tell her that i wanna get to know her better etc yadayadayada

we take a cab to her flat in st john's wood (expensive area in north london where lots of persians and jewish people live). turns out she lives in a £1500 a month flat that daddy is paying for

we get it on, move to the bedroom, take off our clothes; at this point i realise she hasn't shaved her legs (WTF!) which weirds me out but i thought fuck it let's go on.

she wants to go on top and comes very quickly. after this, she refuses to do anything else and wants to go to sleep, i.e. doesn't want to help me get off!!! so she's come but won't reciprocate!!!

at this point i'm getting pissed off like a mf (i'm semi drunk); she turns away from me, i flip her on her back, take off the condom, sit on her, jack off, and come over her face and tits, while she's saying "no, i don't want to" etc.

she then goes to the bathroom to clean up; i expect her to come back in a massive mood, but low and behold, she comes back, gets into the bed, wraps her arms around me and wants to cuddle and kiss, and says how much she likes me!!!

i'm tired of her, get up, put my clothes on and tell her i have to go home to prepare for an important meeting the next day (it's Saturday morning so this obviously doesn't make sense).

she starts to sulk, i tell her i'll call her etc which i obviously have no intention of doing

then for the next month or two, she calls my mobile several times a day but only lets it rings once before hanging up (which other girls sometimes do as well but not with this frequency)

so this was my first and (so far) last experience with a persian - as i mentioned in a previous post, persian girls tend to be very hot, esp the ones i met in LA, but from what i've seen they tend to stick to their group a lot, bit like israeli girls, and i don't think they're very easy to get with if you're an outsider

lessons learnt:
-persians are hot
-girls don't always mean what they say, esp when it comes to boning (but we knew this already of course)
-some girls get turned on by having guys ejaculate over them (which i've verified with other girls)

Post: #2

Did she look like Kim Kardashian?

Post: #3

(09-05-2010 02:19 AM)zanetti Wrote:  ok, i normally wouldn't go into this much detail but i mentioned a persian chick i hooked up with in the "french girls" thread and you guys twisted my arm so here goes

this post will prob also shed some light on the bizarre logic and warped way of thinking girls tend to have vs guys, mixed signals they give off etc, saying/doing the opposite of what they want

i was hanging out in a bar in south kensington (london) a while back with a friend. i had had a bit of a cooking incident (taking a pizza out of an oven) a couple of days earlier and had bandages on several fingers.

all of a sudden a girl comes up to me and asks me what happened with my hand. turns out she's persian, early 20s, nice face, great body, huge natural tits

we don't have a great deal to talk about and she isn't particularly interesting but i convince her to go back to her place. we get into a cab outside the bar, and all of a sudden she's like "we've only known each other for 10 minutes, we don't have much in common, i'm not easy etc"

by this point she's starting to get on my nerves somewhat but her boobies are half hanging out of her dress and i've got a hard-on the size of texas

i tell her that i wanna get to know her better etc yadayadayada

we take a cab to her flat in st john's wood (expensive area in north london where lots of persians and jewish people live). turns out she lives in a £1500 a month flat that daddy is paying for

we get it on, move to the bedroom, take off our clothes; at this point i realise she hasn't shaved her legs (WTF!) which weirds me out but i thought fuck it let's go on.

she wants to go on top and comes very quickly. after this, she refuses to do anything else and wants to go to sleep, i.e. doesn't want to help me get off!!! so she's come but won't reciprocate!!!

at this point i'm getting pissed off like a mf (i'm semi drunk); she turns away from me, i flip her on her back, take off the condom, sit on her, jack off, and come over her face and tits, while she's saying "no, i don't want to" etc.

she then goes to the bathroom to clean up; i expect her to come back in a massive mood, but low and behold, she comes back, gets into the bed, wraps her arms around me and wants to cuddle and kiss, and says how much she likes me!!!

i'm tired of her, get up, put my clothes on and tell her i have to go home to prepare for an important meeting the next day (it's Saturday morning so this obviously doesn't make sense).

she starts to sulk, i tell her i'll call her etc which i obviously have no intention of doing

then for the next month or two, she calls my mobile several times a day but only lets it rings once before hanging up (which other girls sometimes do as well but not with this frequency)

so this was my first and (so far) last experience with a persian - as i mentioned in a previous post, persian girls tend to be very hot, esp the ones i met in LA, but from what i've seen they tend to stick to their group a lot, bit like israeli girls, and i don't think they're very easy to get with if you're an outsider

lessons learnt:
-persians are hot
-girls don't always mean what they say, esp when it comes to boning (but we knew this already of course)
-some girls get turned on by having guys ejaculate over them (which i've verified with other girls)

I must say it takes balls to hit on a persian girl, but who is worried about that. I hope she licked it all up when you were done. Eidoos77.

Post: #4

chick probably has cultural conflict issues...it's gotta be hard especially when you head to western countries....honestly I think she did you a favor showing you the crazy unstable bitch persona....now you know you don't want to take it too relationship status...won't waste time...

Post: #5

Nice post. thx for sharing

Post: #6

(09-05-2010 02:19 AM)zanetti Wrote:  at this point i'm getting pissed off like a mf (i'm semi drunk); she turns away from me, i flip her on her back, take off the condom, sit on her, jack off, and come over her face and tits, while she's saying "no, i don't want to" etc.

I don't think you could have handled the situation any better

Post: #7

(09-05-2010 03:37 AM)Badstuber Wrote:  Did she look like Kim Kardashian?

short and dark like kim k but bigger boobies and more youthful looking

equally nasty of course

Post: #8

(09-06-2010 03:16 AM)zanetti Wrote:  

(09-05-2010 03:37 AM)Badstuber Wrote:  Did she look like Kim Kardashian?

short and dark like kim k but bigger boobies and more youthful looking

equally nasty of course

Damnnnnnnnn

Post: #9

Speaking of Persian Bitchez, which one of these would you guys prefer?

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Post: #10

the Chick second to the left with the pearls.

Post: #11

The middle one.

Post: #12

I'd pick the middle one as well, but maybe the girl to the right of her as the runner up. Kerouac, I am wondering are you 100% Persian? I'm half-Persian, but grew up in an area with very little Persian people, the only Persian girl I really knew was my little sisters friend and she wasn't attractive at all. I'm also wondering if you have personally dated any Persian girls, I've heard a lot of bad stuff about them being really psychologically crazy with shit tests, games, possessiveness, etc., also I've heard some say that they having this feeling of guilt being freaky with Persian guys (so they act prude), but with everyone else they're huge sluts...? This may sound like some weird shit, but I've never really been attracted to Persian chicks on a primal sexual level, because some how psychologically they remind me too much of Persian female relatives. But now that I'm older,horny, and don't really give a fuck, I'd be down to pound some hot Persian chicks, if I ever come across one. I also wonder if being Persian might help/hurt your chances, as maybe some Persian chicks want to find a Persian guy, which can often be the case with a lot of Asian chicks, who like to stick with Asian guys.

Post: #13

I would go for the middle one or the one right next to her, to the right in the picture.

I live in Toronto, which is also sometimes referred to as Tehranto. What's more the area where I live and close to it is crawling with Persian and Afghan girls. I would say a good 80% of them are above average to smoking hot. Even the older ones take care of themselves. If you are Persian, I think you have a much better chance with them. I always see them with Persian guys. Whenever I see them in clubs it's always a big group of Persian girls and guys together. I never see them with any other ethnicity.

Post: #14

OG,
I've never dated a Persian girl either, mainly because whenever I talk to them I also feel like I'm talking to a sister or a cousin. It's weird. Even the hot ones. I grew up hanging out with non-Persians mostly, so whenever I met another Persian, that rareness of it made the situation a little different from others. I think though, now living in LA, I'm going to test out the Persian Gardens, if you will, and see if I can start looking at the situation a little differently. Being around so many Persians now, I think the situation will be different, because the uniqueness of being Persian won't be so important, and her and I can focus on the more important things... like tapping that ass

Post: #15

i'd go for the second one to the right, with the BJ lips

for those of you in LA, when i was there a while back, i encountered loads of persian and armenian honeys in social hollywood which was a pretty fun club

Post: #16

(09-06-2010 12:14 PM)kerouac Wrote:  Speaking of Persian Bitchez, which one of these would you guys prefer?

I would go for all 3 in the middle

Post: #17

I kinda experimented on this last night with a Thai chick. She got off and I didn't and I told her to go down on me, but she's not into it. So I told her I was gonna jerk off on her. She was all into it. I acted like I was gonna blast on her tits but at the last second I aimed for her face and blasted her. She actually started laughing. Haha. Pretty great night all together.

Post: #18

Persian girls are quite attractive. I have been with two. I believe I introduced both of them to the wide world of giving blowjobs. Persian guys should thank me for this.

Post: #19

I can't believe I'm just now reading this story. Dude, that seriously warmed my heart. haha

Post: #20

Yeah what a great story, when are you seeing her next??? lol

Post: #21

That is a good story.

As for the girls in the photo, the three on the left are hot.

But of those girls, the one on the right has massive roots showing, which is a huge turnoff for me. The one on the far left would be doing better if she wouldn't pick such a garish shade of lipstick. So, I guess that the girl with the pearls wins by default of the other two having bad style. And those pearls are a little porno. At least in my dirty mind.

Post: #22

I REALLY like the way you narrated your story!


Good to go, bro!

Post: #23

Am I the only one targeting the second one from the right? I guess that's good news if I'm ever working the same room as you sausages.

This was a good story, with a nice, heart-warming moral to it. I'm glad fourinone bumped it.

Post: #24

You handled it well. She sounded like a solid psycho, bipolar, insecure, hairy legs, lol.

In general I'm not a fan of Persians (neither Russians). Attractive, no doubt (at least here in LA on the westside), polite, but often very materialistic. Especially the young ones (post 1979 Iranian Revolution) tend to be wealthy, petty and self very absorbed, complete "I'm the princess" syndrome.

Not exactly the well-traveled easy going girls I go for.

Girl: "I'm Persian"
Me: "You mean from Iran, right? ;-))"

Post: #25

had tons of fun experiences with iranian girls both in london and los angeles. was even married to one briefly. hell, crazier even than argentines themselves