Post: #1

I found me a super cheap place to live. It's a nine floor building full of international students

I walked in this morning and was super lucky to get the last room which was just available since today. It's a very small room with balcony and my own bathroom. I pay only 220 euro's ( 270 US) a month all inclusive (heat,water,electricity). Nice view over the city.

Sure, the place is old and worn down but it's clean and very close to the city center. Best news is that there are a few hundred international students housed. There will be a lot of rare African flags walking around and the communal rooms are huge.

For me it's ideal since I now have my own place again and can go out without having the " i have no place to bang" mental cockblock and since it's so cheap I can just close the door behind me and travel if I want. There are no contracts for utilities or anything.

It's small but i'm happy with it. Moving in tomorrow. Just lost my shitty job yesterday so I have to find a new one in the next couple of days.

Post: #2

That sounds ideal, especially at that price. A built in supply of foreign pussy.

Post: #3

Hey Neil,
What city are you located in?

I'm considering some long term traveling and your living situation seems very ideal.

Post: #4

(08-15-2012 08:36 AM)kinjutsu Wrote:  Hey Neil,
What city are you located in?

I'm considering some long term traveling and your living situation seems very ideal.

I live in Holland and I'll keep the location a secret.

Post: #5

220 EUR/270 USD is an awesome price, I would love something like that. The international students is just an added benefit. I don't blame you for keeping that a secret.

Post: #6

Neil can you break down what happened at your job? I'm curious about how employment works over there.

Post: #7

(08-15-2012 10:52 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Neil can you break down what happened at your job? I'm curious about how employment works over there.

Not much to say about it since I didn't consider it a real job. It was minimum wage warehouse work. Carrying or moving cartons full of clothes/bags and stuff from A to B.

The guy said that me and my work mate didn't have to come back the next day. I just shrugged my shoulders and went home. It's a typical job where only people who work their fingers to the bone and kiss the bosses ass can stay.
The manager was an extreme faggot. I have nothing against gays at all but this guy was disgusting and I straight up ignored his existence. The floorboss was ok but like i said , i'm not kissing ass anywhere.

The work was too tiring anyway. Every day i came back home hunchbacked and with a sore shoulder which is an decade long injury. It doesn't hurt me normally but in this job it hurted more and more. I haven't worked in nearly two weeks now. Man, fuck that job !

Post: #8

$270 a month holy hell I couldn't even get a closet in an AIDS infested crack den in the worst part of town where I am

Post: #9

(08-15-2012 08:38 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(08-15-2012 08:36 AM)kinjutsu Wrote:  Hey Neil,
What city are you located in?

I'm considering some long term traveling and your living situation seems very ideal.

I live in Holland and I'll keep the location a secret.

No longer a secret buddy.

Neil's new digs, and the buick emech stole and crashed 20 years ago.

   

Post: #10

How are the Hollandaise women? I know a girl that lives there.
I may have to take a trip and pay her a visit one day.

Post: #11

(08-15-2012 12:58 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(08-15-2012 08:38 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(08-15-2012 08:36 AM)kinjutsu Wrote:  Hey Neil,
What city are you located in?

I'm considering some long term traveling and your living situation seems very ideal.

I live in Holland and I'll keep the location a secret.

No longer a secret buddy.

Neil's new digs, and the buick emech stole and crashed 20 years ago.

Damnit, there goes my pussy paradise. Now all you fuckers will be here in no time.

That picture somehow reminds me of Naughty by Nature. You down with OPP? yeah, you know me.

Post: #12

(08-15-2012 01:13 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  How are the Hollandaise women? I know a girl that lives there.
I may have to take a trip and pay her a visit one day.

If you like tall blond girls then Holland is the place to go. Most girls carry a few extra pounds but still very doable in the looks department.

Post: #13

That's funny I used to steal those Buicks and Olds 88/98s and dump them in NY from CT in places just like that all the time.

Post: #14

(08-15-2012 02:55 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(08-15-2012 01:13 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  How are the Hollandaise women? I know a girl that lives there.
I may have to take a trip and pay her a visit one day.

If you like tall blond girls then Holland is the place to go. Most girls carry a few extra pounds but still very doable in the looks department.

From what she told me the men are more interested in playing soccer than having sex

(08-15-2012 02:55 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  That's funny I used to steal those Buicks and Olds 88/98s and dump them in NY from CT in places just like that all the time.

How am I not surprised mechanico?

Post: #15

(08-15-2012 03:02 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(08-15-2012 02:55 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  [quote='Parlay44' pid='252965' dateline='1345054404']
How are the Hollandaise women? I know a girl that lives there.
I may have to take a trip and pay her a visit one day.

If you like tall blond girls then Holland is the place to go. Most girls carry a few extra pounds but still very doable in the looks department.

From what she told me the men are more interested in playing soccer than having sex


Well, I like my game of Football but I prefer banging girls. Never heard that before.
Dutch people saying soccer should be shot on sight. The sport is called Football in 192 countries.

Post: #16

I told the judge Chuck D made me do it

Post: #17

(08-15-2012 01:13 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  How are the Hollandaise women? I know a girl that lives there.
I may have to take a trip and pay her a visit one day.

I am currently banging a Holland girl. She's from Deventer, (is that the ghetto Neil?) and looks-wise, is like most other attractive tan blond Eurosluts I've hit. I feel that I am qualified to comment on Dutch women.

To clarify, Hollandaise is not the people, it is a sauce. They actually don't eat a lot of it over there. They also don't give Old Dutch Ovens/Rudders often, and paint with their own brands not Dutch Boy.

As I've found out with other girls from that region, you gotta make fun of them a lot. Norway, Sweden, Denmark, whatever, that's how they do it.

Maybe this is a Holland thing, but this girl, more than most I've met, thinks she knows everything about everything. I've had some head-spinning conversations with this girl. Even when she's outrageously wrong, she'll fight to prove how right she is.

I was messing with her one night about wooden shoes. She swore that nobody wears them, which is probably true. Well I said that I had a buddy that lives over there and he says they wear them all the time. She asked what his name was and I said Neil. She asked where he was from and I made up a city that sounded Dutch.

Well then she says "Oh yeah, I know Neil" but keep in mind I didn't say Skywalker. Then she says of course, only in Snjiifoort (the city I made up) do they wear the wooden shoes and goes on to tell me all about the battle of Snijiifoort and how the troops fought in wooden shoes so now they still wear them, or some crap.

It's not as bad as dealing with an American girl, probably because of the accent. I'm actually starting to enjoy the witty banter. The blowjobs this girl gives are also phenomenal, and she claims to have been involved in lesbianism in the past, and willing to seek out a threeway partner.

Maybe I'm just banging a crazy girl, or maybe they are all like this?

Hey Neil Skywalker, what are a couple of good topics to piss off a Holland girl? Help me out.

Aloha!

Post: #18

(08-15-2012 03:46 PM)Kona Wrote:  To clarify, Hollandaise is not the people, it is a sauce.

Yeah I know. That was me trying to be funny

(08-15-2012 03:46 PM)Kona Wrote:  They also don't give Old Dutch Ovens/Rudders often, and paint with their own brands not Dutch Boy.

(08-15-2012 03:46 PM)Kona Wrote:  Maybe this is a Holland thing, but this girl, more than most I've met, thinks she knows everything about everything. I've had some head-spinning conversations with this girl. Even when she's outrageously wrong, she'll fight to prove how right she is.

You know what I call girls like that? Single.

Kona you're a funny dude. I could see me and you hanging out.

Post: #19

(08-15-2012 03:46 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(08-15-2012 01:13 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  How are the Hollandaise women? I know a girl that lives there.
I may have to take a trip and pay her a visit one day.

I am currently banging a Holland girl. She's from Deventer, (is that the ghetto Neil?) and looks-wise, is like most other attractive tan blond Eurosluts I've hit. I feel that I am qualified to comment on Dutch women.

To clarify, Hollandaise is not the people, it is a sauce. They actually don't eat a lot of it over there. They also don't give Old Dutch Ovens/Rudders often, and paint with their own brands not Dutch Boy.

As I've found out with other girls from that region, you gotta make fun of them a lot. Norway, Sweden, Denmark, whatever, that's how they do it.

Maybe this is a Holland thing, but this girl, more than most I've met, thinks she knows everything about everything. I've had some head-spinning conversations with this girl. Even when she's outrageously wrong, she'll fight to prove how right she is.

I was messing with her one night about wooden shoes. She swore that nobody wears them, which is probably true. Well I said that I had a buddy that lives over there and he says they wear them all the time. She asked what his name was and I said Neil. She asked where he was from and I made up a city that sounded Dutch.

Well then she says "Oh yeah, I know Neil" but keep in mind I didn't say Skywalker. Then she says of course, only in Snjiifoort (the city I made up) do they wear the wooden shoes and goes on to tell me all about the battle of Snijiifoort and how the troops fought in wooden shoes so now they still wear them, or some crap.

It's not as bad as dealing with an American girl, probably because of the accent. I'm actually starting to enjoy the witty banter. The blowjobs this girl gives are also phenomenal, and she claims to have been involved in lesbianism in the past, and willing to seek out a threeway partner.

Maybe I'm just banging a crazy girl, or maybe they are all like this?

Hey Neil Skywalker, what are a couple of good topics to piss off a Holland girl? Help me out.

Aloha!

We are a nation of cheapo's
We like to eat cheese, are the tallest people in the world, You can say we live in windmills, our prostitutes pay tax, there's a big multicultural problem in Holland, Our Football team was in the Worldcup final in 2010 but were kicked out in the first round of the Eurocup recently, our president is a closet gay (probably). Most people who live outside the west of the country don't like westerners. Westerners refer to the rest of the country as "boeren" which means farmers this of course includes Deventer which is a nice small city btw. Our nationwide famous pornstar is named Kim Holland and has her own ugly people/low life porn channel. We pay huge taxes and our government gives the money away to Greece so they can retire 10 years earlier than us.


I'm sure i can come up with more but i'm kinda busy.

Post: #20

270 euros...

I'm getting hustled in Zagreb for 700+ euro rents. Lots of guys are asking 1500 for non-luxury digs.

Post: #21

There is a large African population in Holland, right? How are they looks wise, and are they hard to get at for non Africans?

Post: #22

(08-16-2012 01:02 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  There is a large African population in Holland, right? How are they looks wise, and are they hard to get at for non Africans?

There are quite a lot of African in Hollands, most of the non-educated kind.

I scored my first African flag (Liberia) about 2 months ago. Took me two hours but she wasn't much to look at. It was a dry spell breaker and I sneaked out her house in the morning

There are masses of African students in my building according to the housekeeper. Most are still away but the college season start next month.

I'll keep you guys posted.

Post: #23

I used to own a house in a huge development after a couple months I didn't even have to leave it on weekends. There was parties every night and different tail showing up. I used to ride a lawn tractor with a cooler on the back from house to house until I pulled this went on for 3 years.

I've thought about renting an apartment in a low income area of Tampa just to bang all the residents. These deals like Neil has could be gold

Post: #24

(08-16-2012 02:32 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(08-16-2012 01:02 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  There is a large African population in Holland, right? How are they looks wise, and are they hard to get at for non Africans?

There are quite a lot of African in Hollands, most of the non-educated kind.

I scored my first African flag (Liberia) about 2 months ago. Took me two hours but she wasn't much to look at. It was a dry spell breaker and I sneaked out her house in the morning

There are masses of African students in my building according to the housekeeper. Most are still away but the college season start next month.

I'll keep you guys posted.

You lucky fcuk! Break down your seduction process. Did she have a typical round ass?

Post: #25

(08-16-2012 11:29 AM)Moma Wrote:  

(08-16-2012 02:32 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(08-16-2012 01:02 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  There is a large African population in Holland, right? How are they looks wise, and are they hard to get at for non Africans?

There are quite a lot of African in Hollands, most of the non-educated kind.

I scored my first African flag (Liberia) about 2 months ago. Took me two hours but she wasn't much to look at. It was a dry spell breaker and I sneaked out her house in the morning

There are masses of African students in my building according to the housekeeper. Most are still away but the college season start next month.

I'll keep you guys posted.

You lucky fcuk! Break down your seduction process. Did she have a typical round ass?

I went out with a buddy, we had a bit of eye contact with two liberian girls. One of me asked me for a light when my buddy went to the toilet.
We talked and bantered a bit and we spoke English. They joked that Liberian women are strong between the sheets and I called them out. Both girls spoke a bit of Dutch but speaking English always brings out the playa in me.
My buddy left and I just said "afterparty at you place?" I went home with both the Liberian girls. They rode bicycles and I only have a 200 dollar scooter so i followed them. We went into the flat and one of the girls went to bed. I sat around a bit and the girl I talked with before took a shower. Afterwards I showered and used the her shampoo and stuff. We went to bed and i got some last minute resistance. I broke through it and we banged which wasn't really special but it had been a while for me since i was only focused on my book in those days. She had a big ol' ass with some strange sort of African scar tattoo above it. It looked a bit like a Diamond plate pattern.

It was like reading braille when I was doing doggy with her.
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The bang was nothing special and she was on the thick side.

She snored horribly afterwards so I got the hell out of there. When I sneaked out I suddenly stood eye to eye with the mother of the other girl ( i think). I remember her saying a very grumpy good morning to me in her pajamas

Never a dull moment.