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You're getting fucked up!
If you read this, and you know who who you are, I'm on my way.

About 30 minutes from now I'm gonna be choking your ass. Don't ever fuck with me again I mean it.

Aloha!
(This post was last modified: 07-09-2012 07:17 AM by Kona.)
07-09-2012 07:13 AM
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RE: You're getting fucked up!
Didn't get his morning coffee.
07-09-2012 07:18 AM
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One last bout of LMR too many. It's been about 30 minutes now... I wonder if some dude is getting their face stomped?
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07-09-2012 07:50 AM
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RE: You're getting fucked up!
(07-09-2012 07:13 AM)Kona Wrote:  If you read this, and you know who who you are, I'm on my way.

About 30 minutes from now I'm gonna be choking your ass. Don't ever fuck with me again I mean it.

Aloha!

What if I read this and I don't know who I am?

P.S. If you kill someone for whatever reason, tell the press it was because of fat feminist chicks. it'll help the online hamster thread really get started.
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07-09-2012 07:52 AM
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Eagerly anticipating the news report.

"A man has been found dead, with the words 'death to fat femicunts' inscribed on his face with a sharp object. Police are unsure what this means, but suspect that further investigation will reveal more details. Stay tuned for more."
07-09-2012 08:17 AM
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Konas first week as Ambassador and look what happens when a forum member visits his island. Tampa bay is a was less volatile place for you guys to visit
07-09-2012 08:24 AM
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It's on a island almost 6,000 miles from Cali, and 7,000 from Japan. Nowhere to run and hide.
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07-09-2012 09:33 AM
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He agreed to show some guy around Hawaii and he used the opportunity to bang his wife/gf/fb? Anyways, I guess Kona is less of an Ambassador and more of an Assassin Big Grin

p.s. shit, it occurred to me that maybe Roosh-cat's life is at stake here. But cats can't read... I hope.
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07-09-2012 10:02 AM
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RE: You're getting fucked up!
(07-09-2012 10:02 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  He agreed to show some guy around Hawaii and he used the opportunity to bang his wife/gf/fb? Anyways, I guess Kona is less of an Ambassador and more of an Assassin Big Grin

p.s. shit, it occurred to me that maybe Roosh-cat's life is at stake here. But cats can't read... I hope.


This is why I want to meet Kona. He handles his business.
07-09-2012 10:15 AM
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Hurry back to this thread, Kona, and give us the details.
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07-10-2012 09:57 PM
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(07-09-2012 07:13 AM)Kona Wrote:  If you read this, and you know who who you are, I'm on my way.

About 30 minutes from now I'm gonna be choking your ass. Don't ever fuck with me again I mean it.

Aloha!

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07-10-2012 10:20 PM
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30 mins are over now.
07-10-2012 10:42 PM
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So what happened?
07-11-2012 06:29 PM
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RE: You're getting fucked up!
(07-11-2012 06:29 PM)YoungGunner Wrote:  So what happened?

Kona got stabbed to death.
07-12-2012 05:09 AM
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RE: You're getting fucked up!
I think Lumiere is back in Hawaii.
07-12-2012 05:26 AM
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(07-12-2012 05:26 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  I think Lumiere is back in Hawaii.

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07-12-2012 01:05 PM
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He is using child soldiers in guerilla warfare!

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07-12-2012 01:43 PM
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Anyone monitoring Hawaii police frequencies?
07-12-2012 04:20 PM
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It can't be me. Holland is too far away to reach in just 30 minutes and besides tha... O, wait someone is at the door....Bash
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07-12-2012 06:00 PM
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Explicame por favor!

Where's the back story?! You choke him out with a Leis?
07-21-2012 02:55 PM
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I like how after threatening to choke the guy to death he ends with a pleasant "Aloha!". The guy has class...can't argue that.
07-21-2012 03:35 PM
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You guys are being to dramatic. This is obviously a girl Kona is literally intending to choke (ie fill. Up) the ass of.
07-21-2012 03:49 PM
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(07-21-2012 03:35 PM)Smitty Wrote:  I like how after threatening to choke the guy to death he ends with a pleasant "Aloha!". The guy has class...can't argue that.

Doesn't "aloha" mean both hello and goodbye? Maybe there's more "colorful" meanings to it as wellWhip
07-21-2012 03:49 PM
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RE: You're getting fucked up!
Oh my god, where did this come from??? I do not remeber typing this at all.

I think I need to get a breathalyzer to blow in before the computer turns on.

This was the night the guy pushed my little sister.

Then I get him on the phone and he calls me a pussy. If any of you have been through Hawaii with the military you know where Club Electro is in Pearl City. That's where I found his ass. I did wind up choking the piss out of that little bastard. After somebody picks you up by the throat and shakes you, you never fuck with their sister again. And no, my sister does not work at Electros, she was just there hanging out with her friends.

Mahalo for all the kind words, none the less.

Aloha!
07-21-2012 04:06 PM
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