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So I have to ask fellas ...do you think there is a woman out there willing to fuck this guy? Laugh
What kinda game should he use?

Man with 100-pound scrotum REJECTS offers to perform $1 million corrective surgery for free because his giant organ has made him famous

A Las Vegas man who suffers from a rare condition that made his scrotum swell to 100 pounds is basking in the fame that his giant organ has brought him.

In fact, the attention is so proving so intoxicating that Wesley Warren Jr turned down an offer to perform the $1 million corrective surgery for free because he would have had to give up the rights to his story. A second doctor has agreed to waive most of the cost for the procure, but Mr Warren still hasn't taken him up on the offer.

The watermelon-size scrotum Mr Warren carries between his legs has landed him on the Howard Stern Show and the Comedy Central program Tosh.0 and made him a local celebrity in his hometown.

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Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z1yFXGR8A7

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06-19-2012 09:31 AM
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Well take his gigantic balls away and he's just another random fat guy. Sucks to be him.

This quote seems appropriate in this situation:

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one." -- Scarface
06-19-2012 10:31 AM
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Godbless America. American
06-19-2012 10:39 AM
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06-19-2012 12:18 PM
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He probably has a hernia. I used to have huge balls and I thought they gave me super powers. My doctor said I had a hernia and my intestines were spilling into my scrotum. Fuck, I always thought I just had bigger balls then other guys.
06-19-2012 12:33 PM
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(06-19-2012 12:33 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  He probably has a hernia. I used to have huge balls and I thought they gave me super powers. My doctor said I had a hernia and my intestines were spilling into my scrotum. Fuck, I always thought I just had bigger balls then other guys.

Doubt it ... Looking at his picture looks like he has a decent size abdomen and and his guts are still in there, Hernias don't get this big with out him having bowel obstruction.

Case of Elephantiasis may be .......

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06-19-2012 12:40 PM
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(06-19-2012 12:40 PM)Lothario Wrote:  
(06-19-2012 12:33 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  He probably has a hernia. I used to have huge balls and I thought they gave me super powers. My doctor said I had a hernia and my intestines were spilling into my scrotum. Fuck, I always thought I just had bigger balls then other guys.

Doubt it ... Looking at his picture looks like he has a decent size abdomen and and his guts are still in there, Hernias don't get this big with out him having bowel obstruction.

Case of Elephantiasis may be .......

What's going on Lothario? I like that we have a real deal doctor on the forum to add some input. Banana

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06-19-2012 12:43 PM
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I couldn't help googling his condition.

It's called scrotal elephantiasis.

Basically his lymphatic drainage got cut off, causing lymph fluid to slowly but surely build up and up and up until it caused his scrotum to swell up like a balloon filling with water. It happens slowly enough that the skin just stretches out without tearing, same way skin stretches as a thin person becomes obese.

His balls remain the same size though. They're just swimming in a big pool lymph tissue.

Elephantiasis is often caused by parasitic infestation, but in the western world usually happens 'idiopathically,' which is the medical term for 'we don't know what causes this.' Just one of those little medical mysteries just aching for someone to solve it and win a nobel prize for medicine.

If you are at all medically inclined, here's a cool article about the surgical repair involved (has pics NSFW):
http://www.bjui.org/ContentFullItem.aspx...tionType=1
06-19-2012 02:47 PM
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That disease is no joke. Having to have someone help you carry your nuts around. It must be like always having a bean bag to sit on.
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