Post: #26

looks like someones insecurities have surfaced.

Are you trying to personally attack me because what I'm saying is true ?

Post: #27

(05-01-2012 01:33 AM)velkrum Wrote:  looks like someones insecurities have surfaced.

Are you trying to personally attack me because what I'm saying is true ?

Just a sampling of your personal attacks and insults on members. You bring little value to this forum, yet demand--insistently and rudely--that your needs be met.

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Post: #28

So back to the farting...

Tuthmosis, I have a regular that I have some pretty solid sex with, and have for quite some time.

The last time she came by we were both sound asleep by midnight. I'd worked her pretty good.

The next morning I woke up when the sun came up and she was sleeping on her side with her ass facing me with the top leg in an inverted-L position as if she was sitting in a chair. This position left her asshole completely spread out and exposed.

What I noticed shocked me. It was just a small line of shit on the right-hand side of her exposed anus. I even went and made some coffee, went back in the bedroom and looked again. Yep, that was shit alright.

When it was time to wake her up and leave, I couldn't even shake hands with her. I now find her repulsive.

Of course, I shit. But I'm sanitary about it. I do know she got up after the harsh pounding I gave her, and can imagine she was a little shaky after, but still, wipe your ass or take a shower.

My point is that I empathize.

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Post: #29

(05-01-2012 01:55 AM)Kona Wrote:  What I noticed shocked me. It was just a small line of shit on the right-hand side of her exposed anus. I even went and made some coffee, went back in the bedroom and looked again. Yep, that was shit alright.

You didn't do her up the bum and wipe your cock on her cheeks did you?

Post: #30

lol, this thread is cracking me up. More stories guys! These are hilarious.

Anyways, I remember on one occasion I was out on a first date. At the end of the night we ended up making out. However, the broad's breath was sooo rank. Like it seriously tasted like morning breath. I hung in there like a champ but was totally revolted by the experience. I saw her one more time to try and score the bang but was denied. Wasn't really bothered that I didn't seal the deal either, lol.

On another occasion I remember I was over at this chick's place getting ready to bang her. She excused herself to the bathroom. As I lay there on the bed I could hear her pissing and farting in the bathroom. Once again I was disgusted but I hung in there just to get the notch. Never saw her again.

A poster mentioned that he noticed some chick's breath as being "off." Not in the sense that it is revolting, but just unpleasant. I remember reading some science into all of this stuff. Apparently everyone gives off a different natural scent that is tied to their own genetic makeup and immunity factors. It's a subtle scent that the opposite sex can pick up on. Apparently those scents that are most pleasing to us belong to individuals who have quite a different genetic makeup/immunity. It's sort of evolution's way of generating offspring that are more diverse and that can withstand more diseases.

Post: #31

The broad I was in a LTR with for 5 years I heard fart one time, while she was asleep.

She was horrified when I told her about it. Of course I exaggerated things a bit, but the look on her face was priceless.

You guys that are absolutely disgusted by this; How do you react to queefs? Happens a lot when they ride the top with me....

Post: #32

(05-06-2012 06:17 PM)Carl Sagan Wrote:  lol, this thread is cracking me up. More stories guys! These are hilarious.

I'm glad you're amused. Believe it or not, I had finally forgotten about this fart and bumping this thread totally brought it all back. True story.

(05-07-2012 12:07 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  The broad I was in a LTR with for 5 years I heard fart one time, while she was asleep.

Come to think of it, it was my last LTR that probably made me more sensitive about farting in the first place. In several years of being with her (and even living with her for part of that time), I also heard her fart only once. It was tiny and it was in her sleep. Her breath never stunk. Not even once. Her pussy never ever smelled. Ever. Not even close. I think I caught a trace whiff of maybe one or two smelly shits ever. I guess this is part of the reason she was LTR-worthy.

(05-07-2012 12:07 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  You guys that are absolutely disgusted by this; How do you react to queefs? Happens a lot when they ride the top with me....

Keep in mind that part of what disgusted me so much was the intensity and size of the fart, not just farting in general. Just like intentionality would make it worse (she made no effort to conceal the fart), size matters.

Queefs don't bother me. They may seem the same, but they're totally a different thing. Some of longer, drawn out ones can be a little distracting, but they're a mark of good fucking, usually. At least that's been my observation.