Post: #1

Morning fellows,

Last night I went to a local bar....hooked up with a chic that ended up having a boyfriend, it all ended up in a stupid fight and shit-load of drama.

Anyway, after some thinking about the situation. I realized that I've been into a lot of problems-drama because of my natural instinct to hit on women.

-Women stealing shit from my apt while I was slept
-Stalkers
-Driving drunk to get logistics right
-Morning after pill situation
-Pieced off roommates from noise
-Problemas en el trabajo for hitting on customers
-Jesus, My car got trashed once because I slept with the gardener's daughter.

I searched the forum and I did not see any threads on this. Maybe we can all share some situations and provide some advice.

Maybe a NO-NO list? would that be applicable?

What's your worst history that happen to you while you gamed somebody?

Perdone mi ingles.
Grazie signore!

Post: #2

welcome to the club.

i've had a car totaled, clothing thrown out, family heirlooms destroyed, money stolen, multiple pregnancy scares, abortions, cops called (on her, not me)

You're Italian, you're supposed to get off on drama...

Post: #3

I thought this thread was going to be about picking up on acid. I was excited.

Post: #4

Fucking them at their place will solve a lot of this shit.

If that's not possible, I've also done this:

I fucked a girl I just met at a cheap motel nearby and then drove her back to her car.

and this

I fucked a girl at my place and then drove her back home right after we banged.

Post: #5

Good topic(s).

I'm lucky in that I haven't (as far as I know) had anything stolen from me. I'm also a pretty light sleeper (and a fairly good judge of character) so I usually know if the bitch is up and snooping. If she's bad news I don't let her stay over. I always hide my valuable in my boot/shoes/whatever.

Stalkers are tricky. Generally speaking, as long as they aren't coming over randomly to your place or work, you can safely ignore/block them. Otherwise, get the police involved (or threaten to) if you feel you have to.

Don't drink and drive if you can avoid it. If you do, make sure the route is safe (of cops) and more or less a straight shot. Cab to her place whenever possible so you can get out on your own accord.

Morning pill isn't necessary unless you came inside her or penetrated a second time after ejaculating (without pissing first). Just don't splooge inside a girl unless you know for a FACT she is on the pill. And even then... well just become a pull out pro and this will not be a problem. I banged a girl raw for 10 months and never once had any real scares. Maybe I'm sterile (that would be awesome).

Buy the roommates over with pussy or alcohol. Sex is expected and inevitable, they'll get over it as long as you aren't keeping them up every night.

Don't hit on customers at work if you are getting in trouble. That means you aren't doing it right if they are finding out.

Post: #6

One of my worst was when I went home a pretty drunk chick while it was freezing cold.

of course we were near the club..so we were on foot.
the drunk bitch lost her key..no matter how much she wanted the D...there was no way she could get into her own apartment

after freezing to near death i put her on a bus to her sister house..

I couldnt bring a girl that drunk back to a friends apartment..where i was sleeping on the couch..

Post: #7

Split condoms.
Girls crying during sex.
One girl I got back to mine with the promise of a joint, she vomited because she's a noob - didn't get laid.

Post: #8

- the only time i've had condoms break were with girls who were not on the pill

last night was rough too, my friends peer pressured me into drinking a 26 (a fifth for you americans). got off the bus took a piss and next thing i know im running down a back alley and hid somewhere, turns out the cops were chasing me. they gave me a $300 ticket which sucks because im a uni student with no job. i probably would have gotten a warning if i hadn't ran.

get to the club somehow still functional. running caveman game dancing with a few girls made out with some, then i wandered around town for a few hours nearly getting stabbed by a drug dealer because i wouldn't buy a pill for 40 bucks. on the bus home a really cute girl sat next to me on a nearly empty bus, instead of talking to her i passed out.

Post: #9

(04-28-2012 01:02 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  I couldnt bring a girl that drunk back to a friends apartment..where i was sleeping on the couch..

why not? week long ban for not taking advantage of her on your friend's couch

i remember a big bitch puked because i was fucking her mouth so rough. she said i could do it so i started doing some Max Hardcore shit on her throat.

Post: #10

(04-29-2012 02:22 AM)houston Wrote:  i remember a big bitch puked because i was fucking her mouth so rough. she said i could do it so i started doing some Max Hardcore shit on her throat.

Exact same thing happened to me. Luckily she didn't get too much puke on my dick.

Post: #11

(04-29-2012 02:22 AM)houston Wrote:  

(04-28-2012 01:02 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  I couldnt bring a girl that drunk back to a friends apartment..where i was sleeping on the couch..

why not? week long ban for not taking advantage of her on your friend's couch

i remember a big bitch puked because i was fucking her mouth so rough. she said i could do it so i started doing some Max Hardcore shit on her throat.

(04-29-2012 03:03 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

(04-29-2012 02:22 AM)houston Wrote:  i remember a big bitch puked because i was fucking her mouth so rough. she said i could do it so i started doing some Max Hardcore shit on her throat.

Exact same thing happened to me. Luckily she didn't get too much puke on my dick.

Really? just a one time thing for you guys? man if i had a nickel for everytime.........

Post: #12

A terrible night I remember was pulling a solid 8 chick in a club in the UK about 10 years back. I brought her to my apartment and was down to fuck but she used the toilet first. Anyway when I went in there after her to brush my teeth I saw the biggest skid mark on my toilet bowl I've ever seen,it started half way up and went down below the water line for christ sake. I was so repulsed that I threw her out at 3am without banging her. It was a lucky escape though as a few months later she accused two guys I knew of raping her which was shown in court for being attention seeking bullshit. Skank.

I hate it when you've banged a girl after a club and then wake up at 3/4 whatever to find the girl walking around exploring your place. They are entitled to enter 2 rooms whilst your asleep: the bathroom and in a thirst emergency the kitchen sink. But don't go in my spare room or rummage through my fridge for food. Hate that shit. I always eject them if they do this.

Post: #13

Pregnancy claims,threats of violence from other guys and harassment by shop personnel are common.

Post: #14

Fake pregnancies, abortions, stalking, blowing up my phone, writing shit on the windows of my truck at the saloon, breaking into my house, stolen Rolex (got it back), on rag and didn't realize it til myself and bed was covered in blood, threats by ex BF's, threats by current BF's, threats by WK's, threats by cockblocking GF's...

This shit isn't normal?

Post: #15

(04-29-2012 03:19 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

(04-29-2012 02:22 AM)houston Wrote:  

(04-28-2012 01:02 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  I couldnt bring a girl that drunk back to a friends apartment..where i was sleeping on the couch..

why not? week long ban for not taking advantage of her on your friend's couch

i remember a big bitch puked because i was fucking her mouth so rough. she said i could do it so i started doing some Max Hardcore shit on her throat.

(04-29-2012 03:03 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

(04-29-2012 02:22 AM)houston Wrote:  i remember a big bitch puked because i was fucking her mouth so rough. she said i could do it so i started doing some Max Hardcore shit on her throat.

Exact same thing happened to me. Luckily she didn't get too much puke on my dick.

Really? just a one time thing for you guys? man if i had a nickel for everytime.........

I thought throat gagging only happened in porn movies. I've never done it. Its not my thing.

Post: #16

(04-30-2012 09:38 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Fake pregnancies, abortions, stalking, blowing up my phone, writing shit on the windows of my truck at the saloon, breaking into my house, stolen Rolex (got it back), on rag and didn't realize it til myself and bed was covered in blood, threats by ex BF's, threats by current BF's, threats by WK's, threats by cockblocking GF's...

This shit isn't normal?

It's normal for me. I've been stalked continuously since Jr. High. I had one girl who would "pop over" and if I didn't answer the door she would lock the keys in her car and call the cops. I was banging a girl in my house and her BF was trying to smash my door in with a baseball bat. I opened the door and threw her out then closed the door. I had a dude in my car a couple months ago sitting and smoking cigs all night while his girl was inside with me. Two girls brought me to a meth lab a couple weeks ago.

Mexican girl shoved my keys in her pussy and made copies. She would answer my phone and tell all the other girls not to call me anymore while I wasn't home. Then she stole my car. She made me fuck her at gunpoint. She enjoyed raping me.

Banged girl from the casino boat. She would sit on my street everynight in her car and stop over as soon as I got home for about 6 months. She bought me a motorcycle and her bf threatened to call the cops on me. I told him I didn't want it and come get it. I beat his ass so bad he had to move back to NY for his family to take care of him.

Was at the waterside about to get a blow job and this dude taps my window with a gun. I gave him 13 dollars and he took the girls purse and took her cash and threw the rest in the water. He got in a car behind me and I spun out and chased him. The girl was beating me in the car because she wanted me to jump in a get her purse while screaming and calling me a pussy. I started punching her in the face while chasing the gun dude. All the roads dead end on the peninsula I was on and he hit a rock and jumped out of the car. I ran him over at about 40mph. The dude lived and I was so pissed I told the cops he stole 3500 from me he had to pay restitution.

I have hundreds of these stories...

Post: #17

(04-30-2012 10:34 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(04-30-2012 09:38 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  Fake pregnancies, abortions, stalking, blowing up my phone, writing shit on the windows of my truck at the saloon, breaking into my house, stolen Rolex (got it back), on rag and didn't realize it til myself and bed was covered in blood, threats by ex BF's, threats by current BF's, threats by WK's, threats by cockblocking GF's...

This shit isn't normal?

It's normal for me. I've been stalked continuously since Jr. High. I had one girl who would "pop over" and if I didn't answer the door she would lock the keys in her car and call the cops. I was banging a girl in my house and her BF was trying to smash my door in with a baseball bat. I opened the door and threw her out then closed the door. I had a dude in my car a couple months ago sitting and smoking cigs all night while his girl was inside with me. Two girls brought me to a meth lab a couple weeks ago.

Mexican girl shoved my keys in her pussy and made copies. She would answer my phone and tell all the other girls not to call me anymore while I wasn't home. Then she stole my car. She made me fuck her at gunpoint. She enjoyed raping me.

Banged girl from the casino boat. She would sit on my street everynight in her car and stop over as soon as I got home for about 6 months. She bought me a motorcycle and her bf threatened to call the cops on me. I told him I didn't want it and come get it. I beat his ass so bad he had to move back to NY for his family to take care of him.

Was at the waterside about to get a blow job and this dude taps my window with a gun. I gave him 13 dollars and he took the girls purse and took her cash and threw the rest in the water. He got in a car behind me and I spun out and chased him. The girl was beating me in the car because she wanted me to jump in a get her purse while screaming and calling me a pussy. I started punching her in the face while chasing the gun dude. All the roads dead end on the peninsula I was on and he hit a rock and jumped out of the car. I ran him over at about 40mph. The dude lived and I was so pissed I told the cops he stole 3500 from me he had to pay restitution.

I have hundreds of these stories...

When I get some free time this summer we are getting together...

Post: #18

(04-30-2012 10:04 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  I thought throat gagging only happened in porn movies. I've never done it. Its not my thing.

If she can handle it, it's pretty good actually. She will get your dick super wet and it feels great. I don't go super pornstar and gag her like those facial abuse vids, but a little gagging never hurt nobody.

Post: #19

(04-28-2012 11:27 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  I thought this thread was going to be about picking up on acid. I was excited.

If there is no such thread, it should be made. Spitting game while tripping is amazing.

Post: #20

i got sucker punched in the jaw by an air force officer white knighting for his fat friend. i wasnt even a little bit interested in her either. the hit took me off balance and i fell. he probably thought he knocked me out, but i got up immediately thereafter, cracked my neck to one side and the other, and asked him what the fuck was wrong with him.. he looked frightened after i stood up. poor boy.

Post: #21

Bitches be crazy.

Post: #22

I was at a bar once all twisted on shrooms watching a band play. This fairly cute girl came up to me and said "Hi, how's it going?" and I looked at and her face started getting all twisted and melting so I just replied "yeah, you better just keep on walking" and then SNAP it hit me that I was seriously messed up and just said something completely rude. I tried to salvage quickly with "Soooo, you seen these guys before?" Too late. She left in a huff.

Post: #23

(05-01-2012 04:29 PM)Gmac Wrote:  I banged this russian chick at her place once, then a few days later she claimed I'd given her an STD.

No test, no proof, nothing. I called her on her bullshit and deleted her number.

I got tested a few weeks later, nada.

Bitches be crazy.

http://hokieblogger.com/2011/05/17/the-russian-diva/

I had a vietnamese girl tell me that I gave her chlamydia. We fucked raw dog and she said i'm the only guy she fucked since her last test. I got checked out, def had it. Contacted the other two girls I was banging and I got the same story, I'm the only guy they banged since getting tested.

I got tested and was negative before banging any of the three of them. Dirty fuckin hoes.

On the bright side, chlamydia ain't that bad.

Post: #24

I had a friend fuck a girl back when we were in high school. She literally showed up to this house the next morning telling him she was pregnant. Naturally he slammed the door in her face and told her to get the fuck out of there.

Also had the same thing happen to one of my good friends a couple years back by a girl I "dated" way back during my senior year of HS. Calls him up a day or two later saying she thinks she is pregnant. He already knew she was crazy so didn't put much thought into it.

Post: #25

I have quite a few bad stories, the worst was a buddy of mine dated a gold diggin whore, they go out on a 3rd date and she claims rape the next day.
I cant give too many details, lets just say he was well off the bitch was a lawyer and knew what to say to the popo. 3 years later, several hundred thousand in lawyer fees and unbelievable amount of stress the shit still isnt over.

I stay far away from lawyers as much as I can .