Funny Story

This actually happened a couple of days ago, but this is my first chance to put it in here.

I went on a date with this girl, found out she had to get up early for work and she was only 18 so we hung out for a while, but with a time limit and no alcohol, things didn't progress well. I ended up taking her home after a make out session, but I was still ready to go out and find something.

I ended up meeting up with some friends at a club and got things going with a 34 yr old milf. (I'm 25 and for some reason I love the milfs.) We hung out for a while, things progressed pretty well and I ended up back at her place where we started to fuck. I was doing her doggy style and then flipped her over for missionary when I noticed the condom was missing. It was my last one so I immediately reached my hand in her pussy and dug deep for it. I also searched all over the bed but I couldn't find it. I asked if she was on birth control and she said no, but she wanted me to fuck her still and just pull out. I'm not down with running the risk so I jerked off on her chest.

She was disappointed she didn't finish so she pulled out a dildo and started playing with herself while I laid next to her. About 10 minutes in, she started snoring with the dildo still going in her pussy. I started laughing and nudged her. She promptly woke up and kept going.

True Story.

(04-13-2012 02:18 AM)slubu Wrote:  About 46 sec ago

Sorry all I got to post last night before she came back from the bathroom. Nothing funny or crazy about the story, half persian half peruvian chick, cooked me dinner (it was ok, I can cook better) but she spent a while doing it and spared no expense. Probably the south american in her, but she refuses to let me do anything like clean, etc. I love that traditional womenly aspect.

+1 Details @ 11, I need a nap.

(04-12-2012 01:52 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Aw yeah, called up one of my old fuck buddies that I took out of the rotation at the start of the year. Banged her raw blew in her hair from behind (whoops). Then she demanded I go down on her. She also gained a few pounds and is complaining how she can't find a man. I suggested she go paleo... Thanks for the peer-pressure guys haha. I also told her about the pregnant girl from by "banging pregnant girls" thread she said "you're disgusting" then sucked my dick a few minutes later.

Bitch just texted me today telling me shes been in bed all day with a brutal flu, fever and pain. I'm assuming shes exaggerating, but I cut her off in the first place because I thought she gave me mono (we banged, the next day she was out of commission from that shit). My roommate ended up getting mono+strep throat and was out for 3 weeks. I got a bit of strep I think (sore throat for 5 days, but it didn't inhibit my eating) I'm on antibiotics for that now, hopefully she either got what I had but with horrible symptoms or I don't get what she has. Either way my immune system is godly. I also told her to eat healthy and hit the gym and maybe she wouldn't get sick so often.

When I saw this thread, I told myself, 'Well looks like next time I go out I'll have to get a ONS, cuz I'll be damned if I'm the last one to post in this thread!'

So, I went to my usual Thursday night spot, ran my usual game. Got to mid-bar game with several girls, but just couldn't close the deal to get another SNL. Did some scrambling at the end of the night, and ended up going to the local late night diner across the street. Now, I'm a huge advocate of NOT feeding drunk girls, but I was pretty buzzed myself and friends had been warning me all night that the cops were out in full force. So we ate sobered up a bit, and then decided to drink some more after, key move!

Got in bed, started making out and got a ton of last minute resistance. Tried the hand to dick move, wasn't working. Kept getting called a player, but I gave my typical counter. She kept saying we're not having sex, which then changed to we're not having sex tonight, both of which I agreed with of course, and kept pressing on. I then decided to get her all amped up and then completely pulled back. That worked and she finally started playing with my dick, I told her to picture it in her and how good that would feel. I could tell she was getting weak, and finally she couldn't take it anymore and I got the bang.

I know I wouldn't have been nearly as persistent before getting into game, so this was a nice little affirmation of how far I've come.

(04-13-2012 10:27 PM)CJ Wrote:  Got in bed, started making out and got a ton of last minute resistance. Tried the hand to dick move, wasn't working. Kept getting called a player, but I gave my typical counter. She kept saying we're not having sex, which then changed to we're not having sex tonight, both of which I agreed with of course, and kept pressing on. I then decided to get her all amped up and then completely pulled back. That worked and she finally started playing with my dick, I told her to picture it in her and how good that would feel. I could tell she was getting weak, and finally she couldn't take it anymore and I got the bang.

I know I wouldn't have been nearly as persistent before getting into game, so this was a nice little affirmation of how far I've come.

You get this:

   

I'm about to have sex does that count? Okc chick is bigger than I prefer but otherwise its layups yo.

(04-13-2012 11:53 PM)Gmac Wrote:  I'm about to have sex does that count? Okc chick is bigger than I prefer but otherwise its layups yo.

LOL. Or, I-coulda-had-sex. A reg was hitting me up, but I'm storing up my load for a (promising) date tomorrow night. Ideally, I like to have one full day's worth in the tank--just the right balance between all the considerations.

I fucked her anyway, she's sleeping...

The sex I had tonight was dedicated to Tuthmosis, the maker of this thread.

I did it for you man, and she liked me too!

Aloha!

(04-14-2012 05:50 AM)Kona Wrote:  The sex I had tonight was dedicated to Tuthmosis, the maker of this thread.

I did it for you man, and she liked me too!

Thanks, my man. I've never had sex dedicated to me (at least not to my knowledge), so it is very much appreciated!

(04-14-2012 11:07 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-14-2012 05:50 AM)Kona Wrote:  The sex I had tonight was dedicated to Tuthmosis, the maker of this thread.

I did it for you man, and she liked me too!

Thanks, my man. I've never had sex dedicated to me (at least not to my knowledge), so it is very much appreciated!

Well here's another one. I banged two girls directly from following your first bang recipe, something that would not have happened otherwise. For this, I thank you.

Was just getting a blower on the patio, but she says she wants to shower before she gets fucked. I told her to get in the shower, I'll join her after I hear the water on for a minute or two.

uh oh, water is on, gotta go

(04-10-2012 08:07 AM)Roosh Wrote:  Back in DC whenever I get a new notch I'd send this mass text to my boys:

+1

On Sunday afternoons there would be +1s flying back and forth. Good times.

LMAOOOO

Hey Roosh,
We got a code here in DC(me and my boys) for text "Mission Complete", in the native language of the chick!!!

(Brazilian 8 1/2 here in DC, 6 1/2 where she from, I think)...in just short of 24 hours, met outside club, while she was bitching about her boyfriend. Came over next day,... I offered her a drink, she declined, So I started the I don't give
Sh^$... I'll drink and be happy and you can watch responds. My drunk game said the right things to her sober mind, and It work..........or maybe it was just payback to her BF..idk dont give a Fu$% either way. Missão Completaaaa

Also, this kiss and escalate ASAP game.... I learned from you book BANG is money!!!
I recommend the Audiobook to help you get in the right mindset. Sleep to it a couple nights... and the power of the subconscious mind will make you.... follow this stuff, even when drinking.

Just came home from a 48 hour marathon session. My eyes are burning I am so dehydrated.

I had to go to the store for two litres of powerade after her third heavy squirt. When I came back inside the whole place smelled like a brothel and everything I touch is sticky and wet. She was having trouble walking straight and almost slipped on her fluid as she swayed to the toilet.

She held her breath for so long that she gave herself a headache (I was also holding her neck) and was scared that there might be permanent damage because she couldn't focus her eyes. I nutted so hard that I seen little crystal things in my vision. This will not end well.

Hottest girl I have been with so far in Sweden. 6'1", blonde and a perfect body.

I am on a hot streak in Sweden at the moment. I normally dont kiss and tell, but this was ridiculous.

Just broke a long dry spell with a cute Chinese 8 in Prague (no new flags, but a notch is a notch).

(04-16-2012 07:50 AM)Laner Wrote:  Just came home from a 48 hour marathon session. My eyes are burning I am so dehydrated.

I had to go to the store for two litres of powerade after her third heavy squirt. When I came back inside the whole place smelled like a brothel and everything I touch is sticky and wet. She was having trouble walking straight and almost slipped on her fluid as she swayed to the toilet.

She held her breath for so long that she gave herself a headache (I was also holding her neck) and was scared that there might be permanent damage because she couldn't focus her eyes. I nutted so hard that I seen little crystal things in my vision. This will not end well.

Hottest girl I have been with so far in Sweden. 6'1", blonde and a perfect body.

I am on a hot streak in Sweden at the moment. I normally dont kiss and tell, but this was ridiculous.

Nah, we don't kiss and tell.

Instead, we fuck and brag!

#12 new for 2012. Mexican punk girl.

Right now, I'm "turning my computer off"

+1. Details later. Broke bit of a new-notch dry spell.

That's what I'm doing from now on to celebrate just after sex:

(04-19-2012 11:37 PM)Mr.GM Wrote:  That's what I'm doing from now on to celebrate just after sex:

i want to do something like this in the bedroom after I bust a nut just to watch the girl's face.

I fucked a very dark skinned girl earlier. I had my middle and index finger right in her asshlole. I was picking her up by that thing. I pounded her.

Aloha!

+1, I've banged this chick before, but not in this thread, so I guess this counts... anyway, gotta go handle my business! Fuck you Tuth lol!

+1 just banged a HB8 this morning and last night for the first time. Went out for margaritas, back to her place and cock blocking sister was there (she's a 3 to be generous). Sister was on the couch and I sat next to her being a complete smart ass and nudging her on accident to get her fat ass upstairs so I could start banging on the couch. She was watching some chick flick so I changed the channel to locked up-Arizona or something like that. She went to sleep and I'm exhausted from last night from the hours of fun. Definitely gonna hit it again later this week

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