(10-30-2015 04:23 AM)Cheetah Wrote: Where in Germany is it easier to pick up girls?
Are there any towns or cities where girls are generally more dolled up?
Munich beer festivals.
1. Oktoberfest - This is the main one, but not the only. There are strong positives for going and only a few negatives. Those are: Munich becomes expensive as all hell that month - sometimes 2-3x the normal prices for accommodation. There are however several other beer festivals you can go for, which are smaller and more local (usually the only tourists are from other nearby European countries like Italy or Spain). But Oktoberfest is a very magical time. You need to go at least once. Have good logistics - IE don't be staying more than 30 minutes door-to-door either on foot, or via the Ubahn. Note that Oktoberfest actually begins mid-September, while the weather is still nice. This means you don't technically need to bring a girl back to your place to fuck her. There is a hill above the festival that is notorious for people passing out on, puking on, and having dirty bunny rabbit sex in the bushes after the cloak of darkness falls. I never did that shit but it happens.
While Oktoberfest is not cheap - neither traveling and staying in Munich, nor the beer itself - it is absolutely the easiest place on planet Earth to meet and fuck an attractive woman in a very very short period of time. That is why these festivals exist. For otherwise socially retarded but usually good-looking and fit young Germans to meet each other and bang under the guise of having way too much alcohol. The most beautiful woman I ever slept with, I met at Oktoberfest. She was American, 5'9, slimmer than my wildest dreams but with a big apple ass, had wavy blonde hair, a heart-shaped face, eyes like two burning pieces of jade polished to a cock-hungry gleam. I could never ever ever score a girl this hot in real life, but that's the great thing about Oktoberfest - it isn't real life. I was in the right place at the right time, she made eye contact because she was expecting to meet a guy, it happened to be me, and in my liquid courage state I went for it and said the right things. It took all of one hour to get her back to my place. Let me hit it raw. Four good nuts and it will probably never happen again, but such is life.
Don't get me wrong. Oktoberfest may be an exercise in the surreal side of human mating rituals, but it isn't a whorehouse. You have to take care of your appearance, be fit, have at least some game, be social with the people sitting at your table even if they aren't hot chicks, and above all, wear your lederhosen! If you do all this stuff, and go at least three times, you will more likely than not meet a girl and fuck her. Maybe not the first night because it's crazy and hectic as the Maelbolg at that place, but why would you go to Munich during Oktoberfest and only visit the festival once? It is a multiple blackout affair. As I said earlier, the entire reason people, particularly Germans, go to Oktoberfest, is to meet someone. This is the time their regimented android brains have designated for having fun and getting wild. It sure isn't to enjoy the shitty, $15 per liter beer.
There is a system to tell you if a girl is single and looking, or happily taken. If she has the bow on her dirndl (traditional Bavarian drinking dress) on one side, she wants the D. If it's on the other side, she still wants the D, but her boyfriend might not approve. I don't know which is which and it doesn't really matter. It should be noted that, yes, most couples in Munich will break up for this magical three-week period and then get back together after. The ones who don't are probably entering relationships with the new walking genitals they found at Oktoberfest. I picked up a different girl than the one I mentioned earlier, an 18 year old college freshman with tits like a viking goddess, who stumbled into me while I was trying to find the bathroom. Found out after we made out against the wall of the festzelt that her boyfriend had broken up with her FIVE MINUTES before she bumped into me. She made sure to parade me past him and tell me only after the fact that the 6'5 tall autistic-looking local in the $2000 lederhosen who was staring daggers at me was her ex. Oh well, bud. You made your bed.
2. Starkbierfest - strong (7% abv) beer festival that just ended at the time I am posting this, takes place during Lent at Paulaner Am Nockherberg - note, not the Wiesn festival grounds, but the other side of the river at Paulaner brewery (they have their own year-round beer garden and festival hall). Goes for two or three weeks during March. Easy easy place to pick up drunk chicks. If you can't pull a girl here in the first few hours and at least get a make out, you are sexually retarded. The problem is the logistics. Munich is expensive and most young people live far out from the city center. Weather is not good like during Oktoberfest time so you can't just take a girl onto the hill and shag her in the bushes. I lived five minutes away walking and this wasn't a problem. This is my favorite festival in Munich. Just be wary, that beer is fucking *strong*.
3. Fruhlingsfest - the "spring festival" that is mostly filled with teenagers and riff raff. Takes place end of April-early May, I believe for two or three weekends, at the Wiesn festival grounds. There is a carnival and huge flea market also. It's like a mini Oktoberfest. The weather is nice. Easy to pick up here if you can actually find girls who are above the age of 20 and not in a huge group from their high school or university. I don't know why this festival trends so young, but it is what it is. Also on that note beware of drunk fucking hothead idiots at this one causing problems. You will find drunk hotheads causing problems at every event that serves alcohol in Germany, however, at this one it is especially bad due to the age demographic. Still. Hot chicks in dirndls. Titties spilling out of corsets. Delicious frothy Bavarian beer. It's fun.
4. Tollwood (summer) - a summer festival with concerts, food vendors, art markets, and a miniature beer hall. There are also lots of other places to drink and meet people, if you don't want to do the beer hall thing. I can't count how many times I stopped at a bar stand and had gin and tonics during Tollwood. Maybe better to bring girls with as this is a relatively small, local event, but you could probably pick up here. If you are living in the area you will definitely see people you know. But one thing to be warned about. In Germany there is this stupid-ass system where you have to put a deposit on the glass you use to drink your adult beverage. I've only seen it at beer gardens and other outdoor events. It isn't much, only 1-2 euro usually, and the bartender will give you a plastic token which you can exchange for that money back when you leave. Just remember to actually give back your glasses and tokens, or that money is gone for good - not so easy when you're hammered and from sane places that don't have this shit. On a heavy afternoon of drinking this could take an easy 20 euro out of your pocket.
5. Tollwood (winter) - same thing as the summer one, but it's cold. There is also Christmas market stuff and gluhwein.
6. Other beer festivals in the region - Munich is the biggest, but not the only city in Bavaria. Nuremberg, Regensburg, and Dachau all have their own beer festivals throughout the year, usually occurring at the same time or one or two weeks off from the Munich ones. Similar idea: you hang out in a tent with a bunch of drunk Germans wearing dirndls and lederhosen, drink too much shitty beer, and dance on the table to the same exact playlist of songs the DJs have been blasting since the early 90's. But these festivals are far more local and you may be the only tourist as far as the eye can see who isn't from somewhere else in Germany. That said, if you're trying to pick up, logistics will probably be a cockblock as all of these cities are a 1-2 hour train ride from Munich. So book a place near the festival and stay for the weekend, or try to go to her's.
*Two important tips* if you're going to try for a German chick at a beer festival. Be direct and don't beat around the bush. German dudes will literally walk up to a girl they like and ask if she wants to fuck. They're a blunt people. If you don't go for what you want, she will think you're a pussy. Yes, German women are robots. The second thing, as always, if you're going to a beer festival in Bavaria,
wear lederhosen. Go for the nice ones in the 200+ euro range, with the shorts cut above the knee. IE don't buy the cheap ones that make you look like a fucking Keebler elf. It makes a difference.
Prost motherfuckers!
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