Post: #1

enjoy...

http://www.amazon.com/Durex-Variety-Fish...874&sr=1-6

Post: #2

I love this forum.

   

Post: #3

Hilarious review:

Quote:I thought I'd never get a handle on Halloween. I tried giving out homemade candy apples -- the parents wouldn't accept them. I tried buying bulk candy and putting it in little baggies -- no dice. You can get little boxes of raisins in great quantity, but cleaning the toilet paper out of the trees wasn't worth it the next day.

So imagine my glee at finding this one-stop-shopping solution. Individually wrapped? Check. Colorful variety? Check. Enough for the dozens of trick-or-treaters we get at Halloween? Check. They even come in their own jar!

All this needs is a "PLEASE TAKE ONE" sign and I'll be all ready for October 31st. Let's see the neighborhood watch find something wrong with my candy THIS year!

Gonna have to start searching Amazon for more hilarious product reviews...

Post: #4

http://www.cracked.com/article_19080_8-a...pt.-2.html

There are at least 4 of these. Just do a search for "amazon" in the cracked.com search bar.

They are hilarious.

Post: #5

It sucks that there really arent any serious reviews..everyone making jokes isnt using the condoms.

I wanna know facts..with that many at such a low price..is the quality compromised?

Is it really random? or is it like 100 plain condoms 40 chocolate ones and 4 strawberry
which types are there?

serious questions -_-
I dont want 100 broken condoms when im trying to get a chick to do anal cause she's horny on her period



Also..It doesnt look like they ship to germany?
Does anyone know a good brand of condom that can be shipped cheap to germany.

I brought a pack of about 50 with me..and until i can start trusting chicks...ill need a resupply soon

Post: #6

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.a...tid=101414

Just ordered these. Would have been fine with less, but didn't want to order from different sites. I'll pass half these to my coworkers. Crown is the best rated condom out there. You're wasting time with anything else. Review here:

http://www.condomdepot.com/reviews/best-condoms.cfm

Post: #7

I will second the Crowns.
Found out about them a long time ago from another thread.
but i made the mistake of only buying 12 of amazon since i was texting them.
Went through them faster than i thought though. Link to 12 pack but when I got them they were under 3 bucks


that 100 pack deal looks good...but I dont really need/want 100 condoms..and they dont ship international
I'll probably start making balloon animals or waterballoons

Post: #8

Just a fair warning.... I placed a Order from Amazon for a similar deal "Crowns" they are fucking made in Thailand and had maybe 4-5 pop on me already, this condoms seem smaller than usual and the lubrication quality is not the best if you are going to order this make sure you get some sort of lubricant to go with them.

Post: #9

Do they offer a similar deal in a smaller size?

Post: #10

Just bought the new Okimoto .004 condoms. I'll try them out on Thursday and report back. I'm a sucker for new technology.

Post: #11

They used to have free NYC durex condoms all over, and now I can't find them anywhere. Does anyone know where they still have them?

Post: #12

(04-10-2012 12:58 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  Do they offer a similar deal in a smaller size?

This might be the size you are looking for kickboxer. 144 for $5.


http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q...LQBEPMCMAQ

   

Post: #13

Perfect! I ordered a box of them just for fun. Going to display them on my bedside table.

Post: #14

I ran out of my Trojans the first week here in the Phils an bought some Durex condoms here cause thats all they have. Durex sucks!! i hate these condoms.......

I dont always wear condoms, but when i do i preffer Trojan.... Stay horny my friends

Post: #15

While on the subject of condoms..one of my more odd girls bought a 12 pack of these once for fun. I dont know why..considering im already black -_-
Lifestyles tuxedo

They cut off circulation...Im pretty sure the average dick wouldnt fit theses..way to smal

I bought one of these before I left
Lifestyles 30 pleasure pack
They were decent..needed extra lube, but they did the job

Post: #16

Warning for Travelers:

If you're traveling, you might not want to buy a giant pile of condoms. If you get checked at security, there's a good chance they'll end up opening all your condoms (people hide drugs in them.) You'll end up standing there, in the airport, getting 140 condoms open ... Not fun. That giant pile of condoms could even spark a security check.

Not an issue in zero-security countries like Thailand or Laos, but definitely an issue if you're traveling to the UK, USA or high security states like Israel.

Post: #17

Has this happen to you?
Did you have a bucket of condoms in a carry on or something
Normally I'll only have like 5 or so condoms in my backpack if im taking a trip somewhere..
anywhere that ill be carrying a bucket of condoms is gonna be a long term trip/move..and all that will be in my checked luggage.
And Ive never had my checked luggage open(or at least the put everything the same way i packed it)

Post: #18

(04-11-2012 07:05 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  Has this happen to you?
Did you have a bucket of condoms in a carry on or something
Normally I'll only have like 5 or so condoms in my backpack if im taking a trip somewhere..
anywhere that ill be carrying a bucket of condoms is gonna be a long term trip/move..and all that will be in my checked luggage.
And Ive never had my checked luggage open(or at least the put everything the same way i packed it)

It actually happened to me in the UK. I came here, when they asked how long I was staying and I said "three months," they freaked out and went all anti-terrorist on me.

I didn't have a return ticket, since I only buy tickets 2-4 weeks before I leave. And I don't really have an employer, since I'm self-employed. So it just seemed with every question they asked me, the more suspicious they got. I didn't fit the mold of the typical traveler.

They eventually ended up taking me and my bags to the security check area and pulled out *EVERYTHING* and opened *EVERYTHING*.

I know the US and other countries can be even stricter. I'm just saying - If you're an on-the-roader, you might want to think twice about traveling with a motherload of condoms.

Post: #19

I see a new game rising. "Rubber Checkpoint Game." Gonna roll to the U.K. with 400 Magnums in my carry on, then standby with a big ole smile at all the girls passing by while security opens everyone of them. Should have a gaggle of bitches waiting for me when I clear customs.

Post: #20

Durex condoms are by far the worst condoms I have ever used. The rim at the bottom is hard and a chic actually complained that it hurt...it also just felt like shit!

Post: #21

Durex condoms fucking suck, you'd have to pay me to make me wear them.

Quote:Just bought the new Okimoto .004 condoms. I'll try them out on Thursday and report back. I'm a sucker for new technology.

These are the ones I use, if I use any.

They are quality condoms. They high sensation and they fit well. Most Japanese condoms are laughably small, but these do the trick.

Post: #22

(04-11-2012 07:00 AM)DareP Wrote:  Warning for Travelers:

If you're traveling, you might not want to buy a giant pile of condoms. If you get checked at security, there's a good chance they'll end up opening all your condoms (people hide drugs in them.) You'll end up standing there, in the airport, getting 140 condoms open ... Not fun. That giant pile of condoms could even spark a security check.

Not an issue in zero-security countries like Thailand or Laos, but definitely an issue if you're traveling to the UK, USA or high security states like Israel.

:fearmonger:

They opened every single condom of yours?

Post: #23

Durex condoms do suck, though. Thickest-feeling condoms I ever used. It's like double-bagging without having to double-bag. I threw 11 of the 12 that came in the box right in the garbage (without opening every single one).