Post: #26

(11-28-2018 03:09 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(11-27-2018 07:23 AM)firat113 Wrote:  

(11-26-2018 07:50 PM)Philosopher Wrote:  

(08-19-2017 12:14 AM)dro323 Wrote:  Obvious troll

But damn do I love eating pussy, especially when she's fresh out of the shower.

My best fucks have happened after I ate the girls pussy and made her cum a few times already.

It is the best way to warm up a shy girl, especially if it starts out as a massage...

Bro...how do you get your head between a shy girls legs, without her pushing it away? I need the secret formula

You tell her you dropped your granma's ring down there ( or some such shit) ...doesnt matter ... she wants you down there.

Remember... All she wants is aguy that isnt a loser chode. And this is all her perception

Sounds like a type of game I definitely should try.

"Excuse me, I am Tom, do you have a minute...?"
"Ehhm why?"
"I need to have a look between your legs."
"What"
"Yes, I dropped there the ring I got from my grandma, it´s very valuable to, because..."
"Talk no more, let´s do it"

Post: #27

I am taking notes, thanks guys

But i think the reason some shy girls push your head away or don't want you near that area with your tongue is that they have a fear of their vagina being unclean/smelly, at least that's the fear i figured from girls that have never received oral before. Despite them being clean. Or they could simply not be comfortable with you fully yet. I mean, some girls don't even like it, or they claim that they don't, which is weird because some of the best orgasms i've given women were during foreplay with just fingers and tongue.

Post: #28

The way to keep a woman from pushing your head away is to approach so that your head is pointing toward her feet. Once your shoulders are in the pelvic region she can't push you away or close her legs. The advantage of this is that she now has easy access to giving you head if you move to the side.

Post: #29

I just ate pussy for the first time this year, I probably don't belong in this thread

Post: #30

(11-28-2018 03:39 AM)Transsimian Wrote:  

(11-27-2018 07:23 AM)firat113 Wrote:  

(11-26-2018 07:50 PM)Philosopher Wrote:  It is the best way to warm up a shy girl, especially if it starts out as a massage...

Bro...how do you get your head between a shy girls legs, without her pushing it away? I need the secret formula

You start out with a massage.

This gets her relaxed and comfortable with passively receiving pleasure.

This ^

I don't eat out girls that I'm unsure of... I don't want to be putting my mouth there when I'm not sure how many dicks could have been passing through recently.

My method for the first time trying:

I tell girls that I'm certified as a personal trainer and massage tech. I've never been called out or asked for some sort of verification because if you're an extremely fit guy who goes to the gym 6+ times a week... you won't be questioned.

Disclaimer: I'm a 21 year old guy who has 4 years of bodybuilding experience with a physique in the top 1% and I have proof of my background in fitness. I wouldn't try this small lie if it's not believable that you would be some sort of fitness professional.

I also wouldn't use this angle if you don't have strong hands and experience giving massages. I gained all my experience from LTRs and trading massages after the gym and I learned I was naturally gifted in giving massages.

I'll usually mention it in a nonchalant way when talking about the gym or about MMA and having to get adjustments from the chiropractor due to getting beat up all the time.

I'll ramp up sexual tension with a girl from making out to feeling all over her body, then pulling away to kiss her neck some and work her shirt some to reach the base of her neck (subconsciously she's letting you tamper with her clothes -> no resistance to removal later)

I like to make out and build tension while finding excuses to pull back a few times when it becomes heavy, then on the second or third time doing that (after feeling her tits or getting into her pants) I'll pull on her shirt in a frustrated manner and tell with my bedroom voice to take her shirt off.

If on my bed, I'll push her down and then start to rub her shoulders while taking her bra off, then work into a massage from that in a nonchalant way: ex. after rubbing her shoulders "See, I told you I have magic hands"

If I'm doing this on a couch in my apartment I'll start with massaging her neck and shoulders then suggest that we go to my room so I can give her a massage (in a way friendly to the cat).

It's really easy to transition from rubbing her shoulders to deep tissue massaging her back, to rubbing her ass and legs (which you can pull her pants down or off to get to).

A good move is to stop at her ass with her pants pulled down some so you can rub the top of her ass, then grab her by the hips and turn her over so that she is facing you.

Say "take these off" in your bedroom voice while pulling at them. She'll comply and as soon as her pants are off grab her and start kissing her passionately while pulling her hair.

Pull back from the kiss, and while still holding her hair work your way down her body kissing her neck, to her breasts (i like playing with her nipples), to her hips.

Then, switch to her leg and start working your way down, kissing her leg starting from her inner leg near her knee down to the inside of her leg by her pussy.

I keep a firm grip on her hair and control her all while doing this in a way where she feels like she's being dominated. I rarely ever get resistance doing this.

In case of resistance, take a tighter grip on her hair and pull her head back while using one of your hands to push her hand away from your head.

If she resists more you can tell her to relax while still maintaining that control, and try to go back.

If she fights me any more than that, I'm done trying.

Post: #31

Post: #32

If you can’t fry it I don’t eat it. I tell them it’s submissive behaviour. I smack them around and finger their g spot til they squirt. Maybe I’d eat a tiny young vegan virgin... but probably not.

Post: #33

Guys,

You know the actor Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating pussy right?

Sorry for the buzzkill,

Karlo

Post: #34

(08-18-2017 03:50 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  

BRO THANKS YOU FOR SHARING THIS SONG. I was like this is really good song and I shared it with my friends on Facebook yesterday. Now I am lying in bed, sipping a beer and let this song play loud. As I am listening to it more carefully, I shared with 500 people song basically saying that I SUCK A DICK.

Post: #35

Lmao, this thread just makes me laugh.

Post: #36

I eat "some" meat curtains, but whoever says eats all of them, has to be insane.
Probably more than 50% are un-eatable, 30% at your own risk, and 20% totally gourmet fine experience!

Post: #37

What does it taste like?

Post: #38

(11-29-2018 07:59 PM)crispytaco Wrote:  I eat "some" meat curtains, but whoever says eats all of them, has to be insane.
Probably more than 50% are un-eatable, 30% at your own risk, and 20% totally gourmet fine experience!

What's each of those categories taste like?

Post: #39

Notches for days and never eaten one pussy. Hollar at the champ. I'm gonna make my own thread.

Post: #40

(12-01-2018 06:11 PM)Eugenics Wrote:  Notches for days and never eaten one pussy. Hollar at the champ. I'm gonna make my own thread.

Post: #41

(08-22-2017 05:53 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(08-19-2017 04:13 PM)Synezthetic Wrote:  

(08-19-2017 12:14 AM)dro323 Wrote:  My best fucks have happened after I ate the girls pussy and made her cum a few times already.

Yes! This is something I always try for, while working some fingering in too. Major points are to be gained if you can make her cum before you're even penetrating her. And it can also help mitigate potential disappointment for those times where the stamina isn't there.

Not to be callous, but who cares if she came?

Depends on who the chick is. If it's a FWB or LTR then I definitely care and enjoy them cumming, preferably as often as possible. Adds a whole lot of fun and they always cum back for more!

In fact, I don't enjoy women who take too long to cum. It's boring, I want responsiveness. Pleasure, pain. Intensity and relaxation.

Post: #42

Post: #43

Barney, it's hard to describe, it's different from each girl. But the closest i can explain to you how a pussy tastes like is, that it's like licking a rusty metal coin or licking a battery. Sometimes it's a little sour, sometimes it's metallic, i think it's because of the acidity in the vagina. Also, it can vary for each time, i read somewhere that it has something to do with what the girl has recently eaten that day - her diet. If it smells or tastes like fish, you're fucked, my friend.

Some people claim vegetarian pussy tastes best because of their clean diet of vegetables/fruits. Someone, please chime in on this lol

Post: #44

(12-02-2018 08:39 AM)firat113 Wrote:  Barney, it's hard to describe, it's different from each girl. But the closest i can explain to you how a pussy tastes like is, that it's like licking a rusty metal coin or licking a battery. Sometimes it's a little sour, sometimes it's metallic, i think it's because of the acidity in the vagina. Also, it can vary for each time, i read somewhere that it has something to do with what the girl has recently eaten that day - her diet. If it smells or tastes like fish, you're fucked, my friend.

Some people claim vegetarian pussy tastes best because of their clean diet of vegetables/fruits. Someone, please chime in on this lol

The metallic taste is apparently the strongest during their period. What's it like normally?

Post: #45

(12-02-2018 08:39 AM)firat113 Wrote:  Some people claim vegetarian pussy tastes best because of their clean diet of vegetables/fruits.

I'd eat this

Post: #46

Out of all my notches, and cos I’m a fussy fucker, it’s not as high as people think when they see me; and probably in comparison to a lot of you global pussy slayers.

Having only eaten 7 chicks, I’ve been lucky that I’ve not eaten any with flappy beef curtains. I’m sorry but it freaks me the fuck out. When I watch how Dr Miami can make a flappy pussy look all quaint after some steady snipping id advice any chick to saved up and get it done

In saying that, if I’m going to eat a chick out, then she needs to either a) know I’m coming round from earlier on in the day and taken step to flushing herself out (plenty of water and fresh fruit) or b) do the ol’ bathroom shimmy and give her pussy a scratch and sniff. If it’s smelling a bit tangy then she better get in that shower or distract me away from her pussy.

Also I never eat pussy after a night out of it’s a ONS. Fuck that disco pussy shite! Don’t know how guys do that. Was in Ibiza earlier this summer and my pal ate 2/3 pussy having drawn them from the club.

Post: #47

For me it´s essential party of sex. Sometimes I look forward to that more than sex itself. It´s not like I enjoy it on regular basis or enjoy doing that for 10 minutes before girl cums, but it´s the need to taste her. When having sex for the first time, it´s like good food down there and I can´t wait to taste it.

But even notorical pussy eater like me have borders. You can feel if it´s safe down there. I haven´t met any girl with really bad conditions down there, some of them are just delicious, others less. Last girl I had at my place on Thursday and I was thinking whether to dive down there or not, I told myself to wait a little bit more and as I am banging her from back, that was clear NO for me, because it really wasn´t good. But in most cases I go for it.

Post: #48

(12-01-2018 08:16 PM)JackinMelbourne Wrote:  

(08-22-2017 05:53 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(08-19-2017 04:13 PM)Synezthetic Wrote:  

(08-19-2017 12:14 AM)dro323 Wrote:  My best fucks have happened after I ate the girls pussy and made her cum a few times already.

Yes! This is something I always try for, while working some fingering in too. Major points are to be gained if you can make her cum before you're even penetrating her. And it can also help mitigate potential disappointment for those times where the stamina isn't there.

Not to be callous, but who cares if she came?

Depends on who the chick is. If it's a FWB or LTR then I definitely care and enjoy them cumming, preferably as often as possible. Adds a whole lot of fun and they always cum back for more!

In fact, I don't enjoy women who take too long to cum. It's boring, I want responsiveness. Pleasure, pain. Intensity and relaxation.

^ Nothing better than a girl that you know how to drive crazy & dominate in bed.

I'm a fan of repeat customers and I always aim to please.

Post: #49

(12-01-2018 05:25 PM)Barney Wrote:  

(11-29-2018 07:59 PM)crispytaco Wrote:  I eat "some" meat curtains, but whoever says eats all of them, has to be insane.
Probably more than 50% are un-eatable, 30% at your own risk, and 20% totally gourmet fine experience!

What's each of those categories taste like?

Some are totally taste less. those are good. Some taste / smell like sweat when you have been walking and is still bare noticeable, they are good too.
Then some like tomato soup.
Then yougurt.
And the worst smell like a trash dump. You won't be able to ge close anyway.