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The sober threesome
I have a very strange, but awesome situation on my hands. Maybe someone here has had a similar experience and can help me out?

I have been banging a girl regularly, lets call her tina, and have used my newly acquired relationship game (thanks Roosh) to REALLY have her catering to me.

She is insatiably horny and has a really tight friendship with her equally horny roommate, lets call her jamie. They joke and talk about sex very openly whenever I'm there. I join in on these conversations and playfully tease both of them. In the past couple weeks, comments are constantly thrown out that are VERY suggestive. A couple examples:

tina: "hey jamie, you should have sex with bk sometime."
jamie: "LOL maybe I should"

tina: "you know, me and jamie have hooked up before..."
me: "my birthday is coming up in a couple weeks guys, JUST SAYIN"

Additonally, text messages from Tina now say WE want to make you dinner or WE want to hang out.

This past sunday afternoon, the three of us watched a movie and smoked a bowl in tina's bed. Since the threesome is an "inside joke" at this point, tina and I joked around by rubbing jamie's thighs, asking her when it's going down, etc. Jamie doesn't get weirded out by this and everyone always smiles or laughs.

Tina and I started hooking up, and Jamie says "maybe I should leave you two alone.." to which both Tina and I playfully protested. Didn't work.

I know the window of opprtunity is still wide open, and my birthday really is coming up this week. I want to really enjoy this, aka not do it while hammered at 3 AM. I read what I just wrote and can imagine that from an outsider's prospective, it must look painfully easy. But I just don't know how to seal the deal. Help??
04-03-2012 12:07 PM
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RE: The sober threesome
I joined the threesome club last year on my birthday. Here's my advice: be forward. Girls love to tease about threesomes. They know how much we want them and that gives them this incredible source of power. If you're passive, chances are they're just going to continue to tease you about it. This is a situation where you really have to leave.

I would start by getting them kissing. Once that happens they'll get into it a bit and you can suggest that they take it to second base with each other. Once the start getting into it, you join in with your girl. At some point the thing will gather momentum and then it's only a matter of not breaking the spell.
04-03-2012 12:21 PM
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RE: The sober threesome
I think Tina needs to convince Jamie to do it. You need to have Tina help you. Can you just tell Tina that you want to make it happen and ask her to help you?
04-03-2012 01:23 PM
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RE: The sober threesome
(04-03-2012 12:21 PM)j r Wrote:  I joined the threesome club last year on my birthday. Here's my advice: be forward. Girls love to tease about threesomes. They know how much we want them and that gives them this incredible source of power. If you're passive, chances are they're just going to continue to tease you about it. This is a situation where you really have to leave.

I would start by getting them kissing. Once that happens they'll get into it a bit and you can suggest that they take it to second base with each other. Once the start getting into it, you join in with your girl. At some point the thing will gather momentum and then it's only a matter of not breaking the spell.

This should read: This is a situation where you really have to lead.
04-03-2012 01:46 PM
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RE: The sober threesome
Have a few drinks going and a little weed. Then get the girl your fucking worked up while the other one is in the room and start fucking her a little in front of the other girl. If she doesn't freak out jump off your girl and caveman her pants off and insert penis. Once in for a few stokes pull out and go grab Tina and push both of them into the bedroom or couch area. Start eating pussys and make them watch/join in.
04-03-2012 01:46 PM
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I'm pretty sure a 'sober' threesome is about as rare as a Unicorn. Get a little alcohol in Jamie and I think this will go down. I'd say once they're drunk see if you can't get the girls making out first, as they claim to already have hooked up. Then it'll only be natural for you to join in.

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04-03-2012 03:39 PM
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Just get them some alcohol dude, bam done and done.

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04-03-2012 08:49 PM
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RE: The sober threesome
If these girls are really like that, it will happen on sober terms after it's happened under terms with alcohol.

Golden Rule of Threesomes:

Let the woman initiate it.

Sounds like she's already planting the seed, but if this chick has any feelings for you at all, she's just talking shit.

The last thing a chick who "cares" wants to see live is you making another bitch cum.
04-03-2012 09:45 PM
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RE: The sober threesome
Good luck player. I think I'm the only veteran around here who hasn't lost his 3some card Sad
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04-03-2012 11:11 PM
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(04-03-2012 11:11 PM)houston Wrote:  Good luck player. I think I'm the only veteran around here who hasn't lost his 3some card Sad

Make friends with a chick who will actually get down with another chick.

Treat her to a night out, while you're out, spot a few prospects and ask her what she thinks about them, let her do the rest of the work from there.

Girls don't have the same defenses with girls that they have with us.

This is why I stress, let the girl initiate.
04-03-2012 11:18 PM
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RE: The sober threesome
(04-03-2012 01:23 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  I think Tina needs to convince Jamie to do it. You need to have Tina help you. Can you just tell Tina that you want to make it happen and ask her to help you?

I think Mr. G is spot on.

My only threesome occurred because the woman I was seeing (call her Jan) also had the hots for her BFF (call her Sharon).

I was about to go overseas for several months. Jan wanted to give me a send-off. She invited Sharon.

We ended up in a hot tub. Sharon was next to Jan, me opposite the two of them. Jan leaned over and kissed Sharon. Fireworks ensue.

When they started rubbing each other's clits, I started fingering both of their pussies. After a while we relocated from the tub to the bed. Lots of passion for the next few hours.

Best of luck to you.
04-04-2012 06:25 AM
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Thanks for the advice everyone. I feel more confident now that I have a gameplan; look out for a field report in the near future.
04-04-2012 08:53 AM
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(04-04-2012 06:25 AM)DecoHappy Wrote:  
(04-03-2012 01:23 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  I think Tina needs to convince Jamie to do it. You need to have Tina help you. Can you just tell Tina that you want to make it happen and ask her to help you?

I think Mr. G is spot on.

My only threesome occurred because the woman I was seeing (call her Jan) also had the hots for her BFF (call her Sharon).

I was about to go overseas for several months. Jan wanted to give me a send-off. She invited Sharon.

We ended up in a hot tub. Sharon was next to Jan, me opposite the two of them. Jan leaned over and kissed Sharon. Fireworks ensue.

When they started rubbing each other's clits, I started fingering both of their pussies. After a while we relocated from the tub to the bed. Lots of passion for the next few hours.

Best of luck to you.
I don't know about that. My threesomes have come from me going all in so fast they didn't know what hit them. Too much talk seems needy and may spook the deal.
04-04-2012 09:26 AM
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RE: The sober threesome
I agree with emech. If you let chicks lead in this situation, more often then not you'll end up being teased. If you're dealing with a legit freak, then you can sit back and let her orchestrate it all. Most chicks, however, talk a much bigger game than they walk.

Just about every chick I've ever been with for over a certain period of time has talked about threesomes, but only one actually went through with it. And that's cause I made it happen. This shit is like foreplay for most chicks; just the possibility of something happening gets them off.
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Emech is spot on here. I fucked up threesomes in the past by not escalating fast enough. Left it hanging at three way makeout and one girl got cold feet.

First time I pulled one off I powered through and got the sex rolling really fast. No talking, no thinking, no rationalising.

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If they want to do it you will find out once you make the moves otherwise it's just talk. I don't talk sex with girls or play presex makeout games. Ever. Just look at them and grin and wait for your window and go in hard.
04-04-2012 11:23 AM
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RE: The sober threesome
Seems lots of techniques have led to the same result. The only threesome I had was when I started fucking my then girlfriend while my ex was in the room, and we both kept insisting she join us in bed.

She was all huffy about it, and refused maybe 20 times, but as we were already naked and playing around, we didn't much care. Eventually she got too horny and relented.

We were all sober.

I wonder if she still has the video of that on her phone...
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RE: The sober threesome
Sober again earlier today.

I was naked in bed with Tina post-bang while Jamie was in the shower. I called her into the room when she was done. I told her that if I saw her naked maybe that would help me not be so obsessed with this threeway going down. She dropped the towel, did a couple poses, and hopped into bed on the other side of me and I put my arms around both of them.

I kissed Tina, but Jamie wouldn't let me kiss her. Finally she gave me a quick peck on the cheek before getting up and reminding me AGAIN that the threesome is never going down. Brutal teasing.

As of today the three of us are 100% cool with hangin around their apartment naked in front of one another. I'll be disappointed if this doesn't go down by Monday morning.
04-07-2012 05:42 PM
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(04-07-2012 05:42 PM)americanbk Wrote:  Sober again earlier today.

I was naked in bed with Tina post-bang while Jamie was in the shower. I called her into the room when she was done. I told her that if I saw her naked maybe that would help me not be so obsessed with this threeway going down. She dropped the towel, did a couple poses, and hopped into bed on the other side of me and I put my arms around both of them.

I kissed Tina, but Jamie wouldn't let me kiss her. Finally she gave me a quick peck on the cheek before getting up and reminding me AGAIN that the threesome is never going down. Brutal teasing.

As of today the three of us are 100% cool with hangin around their apartment naked in front of one another. I'll be disappointed if this doesn't go down by Monday morning.
Didn't like my plan huh? You really need to stop talking. If I said stuff like that I wouldn't expect a threesome at all. You are pedastalising the other girl. Just smash it.
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At this point, your best bet may be to back off from the threesome. Every time they try and tease, you just act uninterested or leave the room even. If you start talking about it, say something like, "yeah I was thinking that it would be pretty hot, but there more I think about it probably wouldn't live up to the hype if it really happened. It takes a certain kind of girl for that to be really good." Once they see that it's not something that they can hold over you, they may start escalating and trying to get your attention again.

Legitimately establish that you're no longer interested in it. Then wait til you're all drinking and let them try to tease you with it. Tell them that you're not really interested in the threesome anymore, but it might be hot to see them kiss. If you can get them going with each other, it should be easy enough to cavemen your way into the action.

Key point being that if they're not down already, you're probably never going to convince them to be into it. You've got to get them turned on enough that anything goes.
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The answer to this problem is Vodka, lots of Vodka.
04-08-2012 03:39 AM
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The classic solution go get a threesome is the dual massage.It always works.
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I am with el mechanico on this, i was going to say exactly the same thing.

OP just get them drunk and try to fuck them when you are all drunk. Saying shit like ''if I saw you naked maybe that would help me not be so obsessed with this threeway going down'', is clearly asking not to fuck both of them. Dont act needy.
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(04-03-2012 11:11 PM)houston Wrote:  Good luck player. I think I'm the only veteran around here who hasn't lost his 3some card Sad

Feeling with you (even though I am not a veteran).

Came very close twice, both times logistics didn't work out, first time because I fucked up, second time because we ran into one of the chicks boyfriend when leaving the club (what are the chances?)...

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04-08-2012 08:39 AM
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RE: The sober threesome
I fortunately got into threesomes quite a while ago with a really cool ex girlfriend and now I think I've got them just about mastered.

Thinking back on ways I have had threesomes, a bit of alcohol was required for all of them where there was not a slam dunk certainty of it happening. If you have never had a threesome before, you are going to feel nervous about taking some of the steps to get it started, but you just have to go for it.

Btw when you are banging your regular girl, you guys fantasize and talk about the threesome during sex, right? When she is really hot, you can tell her how much you want to fuck her roommate while she watches... Your regular girl has to be totally on board and into it so it is just a matter of getting the 3rd girl to get into it when the time is right and when you guys are in your room drinking a bottle of wine.

What is the double massage? Getting them to do a triple kiss is good, kiss each other, or just start making out with the friend knowing that your regular girl is going to be cool with you hooking up with her roommate first.

Also the dynamics depend on how bi they are. I actually prefer threesomes where the girls are not too bi so there is less time while I feel like I am kind of on the sidelines of a lesbian sex show rather than some king with his two mistresses. The trickiest part is getting the action started after everyone has had a few drinks.

Now I'm having threesomes with girls that aren't even regular things. In 2012 I have had 6 threesomes and a foursome (MFFF Big Grin) with a total of 5 different girls.

I am addicted to threesomes and I try to make them happen whenever I can. Nothing feels better than two girls pleasuring you at the same time and it can make for some pretty hilarious ego boosting moments, like checking into a hotel with 3 girls, or going out at night with two girls you are simultaneously fucking and seeing the look on guys faces while they laugh and joke that they are both your girlfriends...
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