Post: #1

I have personally not been able to acquire a taste for morning sex. When I wake up, sex is the last thing on my mind. Way too tired and fatigued. I get start to get horny in the afternoon and at night.

Pretty much every single woman I've ever been with has loved morning sex however, and skipping that is just something they have to do when they are with me.

Curios what other guys think of morning sex in general. Do you like it? Could it have something to do with being a "morning person" or a "night owl" (I am the latter)?

Post: #2

Sex aside, why on earth would you wake up tired and fatigued? That shouldn't be happening.

Post: #3

If you don't wake up with a hardon (unless you fucked 5 times in a row the previous night) then you have a bigger problem.

Post: #4

Morning sex is the best, definitely weird if you're waking up tired. I'm almost the opposite, I'll go all day but by night time I'm usually wiped unless it's been a night out or something.

Post: #5

I love waking up and jumping a girl's bones. But I'm not a morning person by any stretch.

I've woken up to numerous girls sucking my dick especially when they're first getting to know me and 100% of the time I unconsciously moosh them, roll over, and go back to sleep. It frustrates them to no end and I think it's hilarious

There's a short list of about 2 things I'll wake up out of a dead sleep for - fire alarms or cocaine - and I stopped doing cocaine.

Post: #6

It's a crisp Sunday morning. You wake up early, feeling fresh, and leave the bedroom quietly while your girl sleeps in her tank top and panties.

You brew yourself a nice cup of premium grade coffee and sip it while reading a few pages of a book or checking the news.

When you're done, you brush your teeth and jump into your warm bed where your girl is still asleep. The bedding and pillowcases (which you had just changed the day before) give you a faint whiff of fabric softener mixed with your girl's inebriating natural smell.

As you get into bed, she starts to wake up. You pull yourself close to her and spoon her. She purrs in pleasure. As you take in the warmness of her body, the silkiness of her skin and the perfume of her hair, your three-piece set starts moving and in no time she feels something gently - but decisively - poking at her buttocks.

Your hands go up and down her tank top and next thing you know she's rearing into you and biting her lips.

You bang her for a good 20 minutes, kiss her on the neck, and while she recomposes and gets up, you jump in the shower, ready to start your day.

Yes, I certainly do enjoy morning sex.

Post: #7

I hate morning sex also. I compare it to women being clingy and relationship situation. Morning breath is horrible and BJ's and doggy style will only do. I am definitely a night owl but I do believe most women want morning sex. Ugh

Post: #8

I hate morning sex too. I will only do it if the girl initiates, even then I'll be reluctant. I hate mornings more than any other part of my day, and I also find sex to be the last thing on my mind. Plus I tend to feel psychologically drained after sex, so it would sort of ruin my day.

(07-09-2018 10:21 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Sex aside, why on earth would you wake up tired and fatigued? That shouldn't be happening.

Not everyone is a morning person. 9/10 times I wake up in the morning it takes me an hour or two before I feel normal. For most of my life I wake up feeling notably cynical with some nausea, headaches, fatigue/lethargy, and a complete lack of appetite.

This doesn't seem to happen if I am left to sleep on my own schedule. Pretty sure it's caused by delayed sleep phase disorder.

(07-09-2018 10:54 AM)kuqezi Wrote:  If you don't wake up with a hardon (unless you fucked 5 times in a row the previous night) then you have a bigger problem.

I typically don't get morning wood, even if I don't jerk off for extended periods. T levels are normal AFAIK. Who knows why. My entire system doesn't seem to be working properly in the morning.

Post: #9

(07-09-2018 02:00 PM)Batman_ Wrote:  I hate morning sex too. I will only do it if the girl initiates, even then I'll be reluctant. I hate mornings more than any other part of my day, and I also find sex to be the last thing on my mind. Plus I tend to feel psychologically drained after sex, so it would sort of ruin my day.

(07-09-2018 10:21 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Sex aside, why on earth would you wake up tired and fatigued? That shouldn't be happening.

Not everyone is a morning person. 9/10 times I wake up in the morning it takes me an hour or two before I feel normal. For most of my life I wake up feeling notably cynical with some nausea, headaches, fatigue/lethargy, and a complete lack of appetite.

This doesn't seem to happen if I am left to sleep on my own schedule. Pretty sure it's caused by delayed sleep phase disorder.

(07-09-2018 10:54 AM)kuqezi Wrote:  If you don't wake up with a hardon (unless you fucked 5 times in a row the previous night) then you have a bigger problem.

I typically don't get morning wood, even if I don't jerk off for extended periods. T levels are normal AFAIK. Who knows why. My entire system doesn't seem to be working properly in the morning.

Interesting to read this point of view!
I guess being a morning person, like me, connects everything else on its own.
Very very rarely I wake up with no hardon. Those times either I've fucked a lot the night before or I played football later than usual (1am) which makes my body tilt and thus I have to recover.

So in what's relevant to the thread...does it mean that morning persons are keen to fuck in the morning more likely than those who are not?

Post: #10

(07-09-2018 01:35 PM)Ringo Wrote:  It's a crisp Sunday morning. You wake up early, feeling fresh, and leave the bedroom quietly while your girl sleeps in her tank top and panties.

You brew yourself a nice cup of premium grade coffee and sip it while reading a few pages of a book or checking the news.

When you're done, you brush your teeth and jump into your warm bed where your girl is still asleep. The bedding and pillowcases (which you had just changed the day before) give you a faint whiff of fabric softener mixed with your girl's inebriating natural smell.

As you get into bed, she starts to wake up. You pull yourself close to her and spoon her. She purrs in pleasure. As you take in the warmness of her body, the silkiness of her skin and the perfume of her hair, your three-piece set starts moving and in no time she feels something gently - but decisively - poking at her buttocks.

Your hands go up and down her tank top and next thing you know she's rearing into you and biting her lips.

You bang her for a good 20 minutes, kiss her on the neck, and while she recomposes and gets up, you jump in the shower, ready to start your day.

Yes, I certainly do enjoy morning sex.

Post: #11

Jesus Ringo, that's literally what I did today morning (without brushing the teeth though).

I absolutely love morning sex. I feel more fresh and I am hardest during the morning. These days I have issues with sex after a nightout and before sleeping, especially when I have to wear condoms. However, in the morning, I do not have much issues and can go with a condom as well.

Girls love morning sex. Cool air conditioned breeze mixed with the warmth emanating from a combination of a soft mattress, cozy comforter and her tender body and you have sexual magic happening on a nice summer morning.

Post: #12

We are all wired a certain way, my least favourite time is late at night, at that point I'm tired and a little less horney. Especially when you go out for the dinner and drinks, or you are just ready for bed because you have work >> all causes to be less inclined at night for me.

Morning sex is the best for me, wake up horny and start your day with a bang. To me its a great reason to have a girl stay over. Middle of the night sex is good too, very instinctual then go back to sleep a little more before morning sex.

Coming home from work sex is great too, before dinner, come home for a living room bang to get the appetite going. Man we need a thread about best times of day to bang a chick. Maybe I'll search that.

Post: #13

Big fan, I love it. Nothing like starting your day with some good intercourse. I always try to slip out of bed and brush my teeth beforehand bc I'm big on my mouth being clean; most chicks' morning breath hasn't bothered me.

It's definitely cool if it's a ONS and you go for round two in the morning before she dips out and you can see everything in the morning light (if she's attractive of course).

Reminds me of story. I picked up this girl from a bar/club on Halloween night, took her home and tore it up. I wake up and she's dressed up in her cat costume looking like she's about to roll. I groggily ask her what she is doing. She replies that she is about to call her friend to come pick her up. I sit up in bed and say "Don't do that! I want to fuck you again." So she stripped down and hopped back in my bed, and then I took her home and that was the end of our interaction.

Post: #14

Maybe it's my age but at night after some drinks and past 10PM I can't help but sort of fall into a half dream-state once I'm in bed and the experience fades into something akin to a groggy porn-watching session. In the morning, I'm just more "lucid" and therefore I experience sex as more real. I'm more "present".

Post: #15

This thread by legend Giovonny deserves the attention of anyone that enjoys morning sex.

Post: #16

(07-11-2018 08:13 AM)Ringo Wrote:  This thread by legend Giovonny deserves the attention of anyone that enjoys morning sex.

I.E. Virtually every man except for OP.

Post: #17

I don't, it takes me an hour or two to get ready in the morning feel good and that's after 8 hrs sleep. Afternoon sex is best for me, not the lull of early afternoon but later afternoon when your energy perks back up. Can nap afterwards and go for 2nd time.

Then go out for drinks & dinner and have a third round when you get home - I'm a night owl.

Girls definitely are not their best first thing in the am. Even genuinely pretty, sexy, slim 19yr old girls I've banged several times have told me they look like a 'troll' in the morning.

Post: #18

This is why strippers and fishermen are a good mix.

When I get up to go to work, they are just coming home. Morning sex for me, after work sex for them. Make sense?

Aloha!

Post: #19

(07-11-2018 02:35 PM)Kona Wrote:  This is why strippers and fishermen are a good mix.

When I get up to go to work, they are just coming home. Morning sex for me, after work sex for them. Make sense?

Aloha!

And I'm sure right after a hard day of handling fish you don't even notice the smell!

Post: #20

What else are you supposed to do with morning wood?

Post: #21

(07-11-2018 03:27 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  What else are you supposed to do with morning wood?

Check your inbox. Just sent a pic.

Aloha!,

Post: #22

Always!

Post: #23

(07-11-2018 04:25 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(07-11-2018 03:27 PM)cascadecombo Wrote:  What else are you supposed to do with morning wood?

Check your inbox. Just sent a pic.

Aloha!,

No homo, of course.

Post: #24

(07-11-2018 08:15 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(07-11-2018 08:13 AM)Ringo Wrote:  This thread by legend Giovonny deserves the attention of anyone that enjoys morning sex.

I.E. Virtually every man except for OP.

Disliking morning sex is a bannable offence.

Post: #25

"Do you enjoy waking up with a rock hard boner and rolling it over to plant right inside the female beside you, who completely submits to you moreso than any other time due to your half-conscious animalistic state, and being able to go longer and harder than you normally do as an added bonus?"

Hmmm...let me think about that for a millisecond.