Post: #76

Having a rope & cane play session with this submissive chick while her BF watched on camera, then 3-holing her, blasting on her face and telling her to look in the camera and thank him.

Post: #77

Making a blue haired, pierced, trump hating, feminist wear my MAGA hat while I bang her doggy after she gave me shit for being conservative... Creampied her as well

Post: #78

(02-12-2018 09:49 PM)Mr. Bigglesworth Wrote:  Making a blue haired, pierced, trump hating, feminist wear my MAGA hat while I bang her doggy after she gave me shit for being conservative... Creampied her as well

Lol. My current main is a free-spirited feeler-of-the-Bern. She is vegan, feminist-empowerment-above-all, , in year 7 of university, having changed between 5 or 6 liberal-arts nonsense specializations, ranging from hawaiian studies to sustainability.

I bought Trump socks as a gag gift for Xmas, got in late. They are now mine and I've fucked her with them on on multiple occasions, each time telling her that 'no bernie supporter could fuck you like this'.

I can supply a censored image of such if forum rules allow

Post: #79

Why in the hell would you bust in...that?! Don't help them reproduce!

Post: #80

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Post: #81

(02-12-2018 11:35 PM)Investment Bro Wrote:  Why in the hell would you bust in...that?! Don't help them reproduce!

Don't worry I'm pretty sure she was already sterile from birth control/all the drugs she's used. Nice body though. Would be a solid 8 if she was normal. Sad

Post: #82

I had sex with a mother of a girl I already had sex with a few weeks earlier. They lived together but the girl wasn't there on that evening.

The mother was sucking my dick and looking at me, while I was thinking about her daughter. So I said to her: "I had something with your daughter recently, can you imagine having a threesome together?"

That was cool... the threesome never happened (can't imagine a mother would ever agree on having sex with her daughter), but I won't forget her facial expression when I asked her (she still had my penis in her mouth).

Post: #83

While discovering that a new conquest liked to be roughed up a bit , we moved from the bed (too noisy and bad quality) to the floor , and a bit later i found myself hitting her head on the window a few times
For a millisecond , I have enjoyed it , and even had flashes of her forefront to be fully in blood. A bit strange , because i am not into this.
After recovering my mind , I told her "I am sorry" , and continued to fuck her.
She has never reported the incident , and she wasnt injured anyway. But I am sure this bitch would have liked me to continue.

Post: #84

I brought out my inner Kenny Powers.

Convinced her to let me wear the mask from "Scream" while I did her from behind.

Post: #85

(06-19-2018 10:15 AM)Remington Wrote:  I brought out my inner Kenny Powers.

Convinced her to let me wear the mask from "Scream" while I did her from behind.

Post: #86

(06-22-2017 06:27 PM)Steelex Wrote:  Heres a funny one, I messed with a lass up in Michigan while traveling for work. During the act, she said she was into role playing. I asked "what kind of role playing"....

"Brother and sister" she responded.

That was it for me.

It could be worse. An 18-year-old I banged told me "I wish you were My Dad". Did anyone say "Daddy issues"?

Post: #87

(06-19-2018 11:11 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  

(06-19-2018 10:15 AM)Remington Wrote:  I brought out my inner Kenny Powers.

Convinced her to let me wear the mask from "Scream" while I did her from behind.

You need to start watching some Eastbound and Down sir. Hilarious.

Post: #88

(06-19-2017 11:51 PM)Spaniard88 Wrote:  

(06-19-2017 09:59 PM)Windom Earle Wrote:  Made her drive the car whilst also giving road head.

I actually did this once but the girl instigated it

Mine are:
-Took a screenshot of a video perfectly showing the cum shooting out of my dick into a girl's mouth and sent it to her husband (bitch pissed me off)

-Tied a girl up, choked her with a choker (her face was red), spanked and whipped her, faced fucked her and made her throw up a little, came in her mouth, and then her ass. (I decided after this that heavy S&M wasn't really my thing)

Post: #89

(06-24-2018 12:34 PM)Catch 22 Wrote:  -Took a screenshot of a video perfectly showing the cum shooting out of my dick into a girl's mouth and sent it to her husband (bitch pissed me off)

You need to finish this story.
What happened after you sent that to him ?

Post: #90

Told a girl to fart out my cum in front of me after anal. She was resistant to doing it at first but complied.

Post: #91

(06-24-2018 02:13 PM)Mercenary Wrote:  

(06-24-2018 12:34 PM)Catch 22 Wrote:  -Took a screenshot of a video perfectly showing the cum shooting out of my dick into a girl's mouth and sent it to her husband (bitch pissed me off)

You need to finish this story.
What happened after you sent that to him ?

Not much, shockingly. She stuck around for awhile and we had many more months of craziness. As far as I know they're still together. If I were him, I could never kiss my wife after seeing that photo. She was a lot better looking than him, though, beta provider I'd say, so I guess he just decided to deal with it.

I always chuckled at the sign on their refrigerator, "Happy wife happy life."

Post: #92

Anyone do some wild shit lately?

Post: #93

(10-25-2018 10:46 PM)NextStop100 Wrote:  Anyone do some wild shit lately?

A couple of months ago I banged some really slutty girl (typical fake blonde club ho, 7ish) on a beach after skinny dipping one night.

Not so weird until her fat friend she was with came over and started dirty talking and choking out the chick I was railing. She was loving it though so I didn't care.

I gave the fat chick some ass smacks and finger action too so she wouldn't feel left out. Definitely the most savage thing I've done in a while.

Does this count as a 3-way?

Post: #94

Few months ago I was doing a girl doggy style on the bed and put my foot next to her head. I told her 'suck my toes'. So she did, whilst I was banging her from behind. That makes me come too quickly so I stopped doing it.

Once I also got a remote controlled vibrator and took a girl to a supermarket and set off the settings discreetly to very high whilst she's checking vegetables.

Post: #95

Omg this has me in stitches

Post: #96

There are a few things that chicks did of there own accord, and much to my pleasure but one episode stands out regarding what I MADE her do.

She was into S&M and at one point I have her naked, hand cuffed behind her back, on her knees and face to the matress.

The I say "Bark like a dog "

"What?"

"Bark like a dog!" And I smack her ass REALLY hard.

"FUCK YOU [my last name]!!"

I smacked her ass again and repeated "Bark like a dog!"

She squirmed and F-bombed me as I gave her a good spanking until she relented.

"WOOF!, Ok? Woof, woof, woof! Ok? Are you FUCKiING happy? WOOF!"

I uncuffed her, and we cuddled, and the universe was at peace.

Post: #97

(10-25-2018 11:55 PM)Mr. Bigglesworth Wrote:  Does this count as a 3-way?

It could even count as a 4-way, depending on how fat the friend is.

Post: #98

(02-11-2018 02:51 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  Banged a girlfriend with a .45 caliber pistol once while we were drunk.

She was a tad sore in the morning.

Post: #99

I have no idea what even qualifies as weird anymore. There's like 1 girl in the past few years that's even said "No" to anything I've suggested. If she trusts you it's always on.

Post: #100

Let's see; varying degrees of bizarreness...

-Was banging a girl bent over the counter in my kitchen, moved to have her pressed up against the refrigerator and for some reason then decided to open the freezer door and hold her head in the freezer by her hair while dominating her from behind

-This girl that was really into fitness, fake tits but kinda muscular would always come over and blow me. I banged her a handful of times but I really wasn't attracted to her. She'd come over, we'd be on the couch, and she'd get down on her knees and blow me while I was watching tv. One of the times she came over, once she got down on her knees I told her I'd only give her my dick if she spent the rest of the evening on her knees until she left. She did.

-This is more fucked up than bizarre but when I was away at college, I got a call (pre-cell phones) from one of my friends that he was in the car behind the girl I was long distance dating in a Taco Bell drive thru and she was making out with some guy in the car she was in. I asked her and she came clean (he knew who I was and that we were dating). The guy was some clown local musician. When I transferred schools back home, I was working at a restaurant and the musician guy and his live-in girlfriend both worked there. Over the course of a few months I completely seduced and manipulated her to the point of her falling in love with me. The first time we ever fucked was in their bed. After sex, she went to the bathroom. I took the condom wrapper and ripped it into pieces and stuffed it into his pillowcase. Of course they were broken up the next day and I told her I didn't want to see her anymore and that she was just a prop. She ratted me out and when I saw him next he asked me why I'd do that and I told him that I hold grudges.

-I had sex with my pediatrician's daughter 20 years after he was my doctor. Matched on Tinder and on the date she mentioned her Dad was a doctor, I asked what kind and she said pediatrician. When she told me his name I didn't flinch. Same night lay and after sex I casually said, by the way, your Dad was my pediatrician.

-Had sex with 4 girls in 3 days without showering once.

-Driving home to Maryland from the Outer Banks, NC at night with the girl I was dating, I was physically driving and I made the girl straddle get on top of me and fuck me while I drove. She was like 5'2' 100 pounds with huge tits. Probably not safe these days.