Post: #76

Any ideas for easy costumes I can just get off amazon or something? Don't have much at home to work with so figured amazon is the most feasible option.

No ideal body characteristics to play to. 5'8, not that athletic.

No budget, but ideally something I could reuse repeatedly

Post: #77

(09-21-2017 05:21 PM)True Balla Wrote:  Any ideas for easy costumes I can just get off amazon or something? Don't have much at home to work with so figured amazon is the most feasible option.

No ideal body characteristics to play to. 5'8, not that athletic.

No budget, but ideally something I could reuse repeatedly

Wear a suit to be a businessman, use a sharpie on a piece of cardboard to be a hobo, you could be a tinfoil hat wearer, attach a couple horns to your head to be a devil, etc..

Post: #78

My most successful costume so far was 3 years ago in the Netherlands. The theme of the party was that guys had to wear sexy costumes (the host was a couchsurfing SWJ who wanted to flip the script of only girls dressing slutty).

I said fuck it. I went there with some old black jeans, no tshirt. I bought a big plastic police baton that looked like a dildo and a cheap police hat at some pakistani shop. Paid 2 euros in total.

I then painted on my chest "FUCK THE POLICE" and every girl I saw I tried to make her suck my baton. I had girls touching my body all night. A gay guy tried to touch my abs but I just smashed his hand with the baton.

The girl I fucked added me on facebook and I saw her weding pictures a couple months later. And yes, the groom was at the halloween party while I fucked his future wife.

Post: #79

This one would be pretty easy:

Post: #80

I'm thinking of going as salt bae:



Super simple costume too.

Post: #81

Hugh Heffner? Going to be overplayed you think?

Post: #82

(10-25-2015 10:48 AM)MrXY Wrote:  My kilt kills it at Halloween. The masculine sexuality of it is powerful. I get opened again and again by girls, sometimes with a compliment but often with them asking if I'm wearing it the "traditional" way; i.e. no underwear. Last year I twice had a drunk girl come up behind me and run her hand up under the kilt to grope me. They're inexpensive and easy wear all night too.

That should be popular with the Outlander crowd.

Post: #83

(09-21-2017 05:21 PM)True Balla Wrote:  Any ideas for easy costumes I can just get off amazon or something? Don't have much at home to work with so figured amazon is the most feasible option.

No ideal body characteristics to play to. 5'8, not that athletic.

No budget, but ideally something I could reuse repeatedly

This could work, but maybe not for repeated use.

   

Post: #84

^ Not sure if serious...

Good ones:







This one made me lol:

Post: #85

Bump, cause it's getting closer to that day...

Thoughts on Cop and/or State Trooper ?

Pros:
- I have the height to pull off Trooper
- Conveys authority

Cons:
- Current social climate, could draw unwanted attention

Post: #86

^^It could draw unwanted attention, or it could draw wanted attention. It depends on where you live, and what group you're with.

Post: #87

TSA Agent w/ rubber gloves and REAL metal detector wand as accessories.



Pros:
- Figure of Authority, looks good (a la Cop)
- Funny (people laugh when they realize what you are)
- !!! Built in Escalation strategies (see below)

1.) Opener ("Metal Detector --> Pat Down")

Stop any girl with:

"Woah, woah are you trying to board the aircraft Ma'am?", "Ok, I'm going to need to check you for contraband".

Turn on your REAL metal detector, swipe her down (phone always triggers) and then say "Uh oh, are you trying to smuggle XYZ aboard the aircraft?"

(she protests no of course not)

Then you say "Alright well I'll need to proceed with the pat down".

Then you put on your rubber gloves, making sure to really snap that rubber for effect, then depending on the DTF vibe you get your patdown can be from PG to X-Rated !!!

2.) Making People Drink ("No Liquids Rule")

If you see someone holding a drink, start the above schtick about "Boarding the aircraft" then tell them that no liquids are allowed on board so they need to finish that drink NOW.

3.) Isolation ("Detained for questioning")

When you go to isolate, if some cockblocking friend says anything you continue w/ in-character about "detaining her for questioning" and just keep moving.

Now to pull off this costume what you need are:

- "TSA Blue" colored dress shirt (just go to any big box department store w/ a photo on your phone of a TSA agent and get a matching blue shirt

- Black dress pants + Black belt (you probably have these already)

- TSA/Homeland Security Patch (*** KEY, if someone doesn't "get" your costume just point to the patch). I got mine on Amazon but it seems they don't sell them anymore. Here's a sample eBay search: https://www.ebay.com/p/Department-of-Hom...1631741237

- Light Blue Rubber gloves (get these anywhere)

- Metal detector wand (get one w/ a holster so you can put it away during the pat-downs). Here's one for $23 on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/UniquExceptional-...00D2ZC0WG/

That's it!

In 2016 I used this and it was a big hit AND it got me laid w/ a hot Latina as detailed in this post: /thread-64155...pid1625700

Post: #88

5 Most Triggering Halloween Costumes. Good for a laugh, probably not the best for a pickup.

https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2017/10/14...umes-2017/

Post: #89

(10-17-2017 05:55 AM)RoadTo100 Wrote:  TSA Agent w/ rubber gloves and REAL metal detector wand as accessories.

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Post: #90

$20 to the ballsy motherfucker who dresses as Harvey Weinstein for Halloween

Post: #91