Post: #76

(02-20-2012 05:21 PM)Enfant_Terrible Wrote:  Signs that you’re addicted to the Roosh V forum:

Epic list. +1!

Here's another one (personalized to myself):

-The past two times you've fucked a girl in your apartment, you've tried to write a post in this thread just to prove your compulsive-RVF-checking-while-she's-cleaning-up-after-sex-in-the-bathroom addiction symptom.

The last time (two days ago), I got half a sentence out when I heard the toilet flush. I might have a late-night guest tonight. Will try again if I do!

The ones most pertinent to me:

(02-20-2012 05:21 PM)Enfant_Terrible Wrote:  -Forum/Roosh product endorsement = you go out and buy…doesn’t matter if you’re broke
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-You plan to get on the forum for only 10 minutes but stopped 3 hours later
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-You don't need a dedicated bookmark for your browser, the forum's always there

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-Anytime a prop, scenario, or activity gave you successful bangs, it’s called “____ game”

-You talk to old people so you know how to chat with the next girl you approach

-You get your news from the forum sometimes

-Being banned is like going to hell if you’re a Christian

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-The words “style” and “mystery” get their original definitions back

Post: #77

(02-20-2012 06:15 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(02-20-2012 06:04 PM)wolf Wrote:  YES.

I was thinking if there wasn't a huge "RooshV forum" on the upper left I probably wouldn't minimize/close it.

women usually ask what you are reading I can make some bullsh*t up, but that big "RooshV forum" in the upper left is why I close it, I don't want her googling RooshV, we know what results that will produce.

And yes, I have though about scrolling down, but whenever I want to check another thread I have to scroll to the top.

I was thinking the same thing. The big Roosh sign at the top should be able to be X'd out. I made this girl who was over last night sit across from me at the bar so I could be here while chatting with her. I don't care if they know but don't want them tracking my moves for cockblocking purposes. I left it on at work the other day and my mother walked into my office to look something up while I was outside. When I came back in she was like "What kind of crap is on your computer? what the hell is this?"

I thought I was the only person who ran into (potential cockblock) troubles because of that screaming RooshVForum logo at the top. I've had a few close calls like this with the wrong people and had to play it off cool.

Now I just immediately scroll down a little bit to hide it before I start reading.

Post: #78

New (unsolicited) masthead suggestion:

The new abstracted Roosh logo with the letters RVF integrated somehow creatively. More subtle. Cooler branding.

   

Post: #79

(02-20-2012 07:20 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(02-20-2012 06:15 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(02-20-2012 06:04 PM)wolf Wrote:  YES.

I was thinking if there wasn't a huge "RooshV forum" on the upper left I probably wouldn't minimize/close it.

women usually ask what you are reading I can make some bullsh*t up, but that big "RooshV forum" in the upper left is why I close it, I don't want her googling RooshV, we know what results that will produce.

And yes, I have though about scrolling down, but whenever I want to check another thread I have to scroll to the top.

I was thinking the same thing. The big Roosh sign at the top should be able to be X'd out. I made this girl who was over last night sit across from me at the bar so I could be here while chatting with her. I don't care if they know but don't want them tracking my moves for cockblocking purposes. I left it on at work the other day and my mother walked into my office to look something up while I was outside. When I came back in she was like "What kind of crap is on your computer? what the hell is this?"

I thought I was the only person who ran into (potential cockblock) troubles because of that screaming RooshVForum logo at the top. I've had a few close calls like this with the wrong people and had to play it off cool.

Now I just immediately scroll down a little bit to hide it before I start reading.

My mother asked me if I was going to England the other day. I never mentioned that to anyone but here. She said my daughters mother told her. Another girl was pissed at me and brought up my "Travel forum"

I was thinking about asking Roosh about a stealth mode for the forum that hides your username and the big Roosh billboard.

I mean fuck! Does he expect us to talk to the girls when we're not fucking them? Blah blah blah relationship blah blah facebook blah blah That bitch at work blah..

This is what she gets for googlin RVF
http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs207/en/

Post: #80

The girl subletting my condo just told me that she found G's blog and his Barcelona data sheet through this forum (I probably checked in on her computer at one point).

She gave a +1 for the travel data.

Post: #81

I have over 1000 posts. Am I addict?

Post: #82

@Enfant_terrible

-You wonder if Neil Skywalker is a Jedi Master or a Sith Lord with his actions during his world adventures.

Something like Anakin Skywalker turning into Darth vader

i actually did the Jedi move on some girls saying "you WILL kiss me", not as obvious as in the movie but subtle. i worked a couple of times and i could barely kiss the girl because i had to laugh so hard.

You already got a few rep points for the list but i'm gonna give you one more +1 because all this talker about the rooshv header and seeying this funny skywalker line gave me good idea. I'm in process of designing a new header at the moment and i'm gonna do something skywalkery in there. Any suggestions anyone ?

Post: #83

(02-21-2012 05:14 PM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  I have over 1000 posts. Am I addict?

This is my 1000th post. I may have a problem.

Aloha!

Post: #84

(02-21-2012 05:48 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  @Enfant_terrible

-You wonder if Neil Skywalker is a Jedi Master or a Sith Lord with his actions during his world adventures.

Something like Anakin Skywalker turning into Darth vader

i actually did the Jedi move on some girls saying "you WILL kiss me", not as obvious as in the movie but subtle. i worked a couple of times and i could barely kiss the girl because i had to laugh so hard.

You already got a few rep points for the list but i'm gonna give you one more +1 because all this talker about the rooshv header and seeying this funny skywalker line gave me good idea. I'm in process of designing a new header at the moment and i'm gonna do something skywalkery in there. Any suggestions anyone ?

No Neil, you gotta pick a side! Jedi or Sith?

jk

Thanks for +1, I would suggest watching all the Star Wars movies again just to get inspiration and take notes...but that's what I would do if my code name is Star Wars-related.

Post: #85

(02-20-2012 07:29 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  New (unsolicited) masthead suggestion:

The new abstracted Roosh logo with the letters RVF integrated somehow creatively. More subtle. Cooler branding.

I vote for this if logo is to show. I can say I'm part of a secret society and I'm not supposed to talk about it.

Wanted to post the scene from the movie Fight Club, but too many
shirtless dudes. So I posted an alternative:

Post: #86

Funny, I ran into a girl who friend zoned me (before I ever learned game) and she asked why I was so different. I told her straight faced "I'm part of a secret international organization of players, entrepreneurs, and travelers", she "knew that wasn't true".

Post: #87

(02-21-2012 09:09 PM)Enfant_Terrible Wrote:  

(02-21-2012 05:48 PM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  @Enfant_terrible

-You wonder if Neil Skywalker is a Jedi Master or a Sith Lord with his actions during his world adventures.

Something like Anakin Skywalker turning into Darth vader

i actually did the Jedi move on some girls saying "you WILL kiss me", not as obvious as in the movie but subtle. i worked a couple of times and i could barely kiss the girl because i had to laugh so hard.

You already got a few rep points for the list but i'm gonna give you one more +1 because all this talker about the rooshv header and seeying this funny skywalker line gave me good idea. I'm in process of designing a new header at the moment and i'm gonna do something skywalkery in there. Any suggestions anyone ?

No Neil, you gotta pick a side! Jedi or Sith?

jk

Thanks for +1, I would suggest watching all the Star Wars movies again just to get inspiration and take notes...but that's what I would do if my code name is Star Wars-related.

I guess i'll have to be a Sith Lord than because i'm sure as hell ain't one of the good guys after all this wreckage i left behind me in most countries.

Pff, watching all the movies again is a lot of work. I'm a fan but not that bigga fan. I guess i'll have a lightsaber or something in the header but i''m open to suggestions

Post: #88

Signs that you're addicted to the forum...Part 2!


You have a new uncle…

Actually *several* uncles…and all your female relatives are so gonna get fucked

You wear a bracelet that says W.W.F.D. (What Would Forum Do?)

Variations of the bracelet (take a guess what these mean): W.W.R.D.? W.W.M.D.? W.W.G.M.D.?

You cook any recipe posted here

During gym training you pump yourself up by saying, “I’m in ketosis, bitch. Stay away!” even though
you don’t know what “ketosis” means

You request a forum feature so a nosy girl can’t google “Roosh V”

The forum is the new google

You learn thesis writing skills—better back up what you say with reliable sources (data sheets, links,
pics, etc) and don’t forget paragraphs!

Forum is the only thing you tolerate having one-itis with

You want to get your vehicle serviced by el mechanico

You’re careful about using the word, “kill”

New discovery: people arguing that alpha is actually beta

New discovery 2: people asking if fucking a girl and kicking ass was beta

The forum’s also your book club

2/1 is a commemorative holiday on your calendar

…but you’re afraid what the monument would be shaped like.

Washington, DC takes on other meanings for you aside from being the nation’s capital

A country's flag takes on a whole new meaning to you

When you visit the United Nations in NYC you go, “Yep, got that, that, and that…”

You have a flag checklist

Anytime someone offline mentions a country or US state to you, you think of a certain forum member who
lives there

You ask a girl where she was born to later confirm what flag you captured

Post: #89

One more..

When you meet someone from another country they can't figure out why you know so much about it and the characteristics of the ho's there. Even though you didn't even know the place existed a few months ago.

Has anyone ever had forum dreams? I had a dream the other night that Roosh called me for tips to find an apartment. He was at a dead end online. I told him you gotta pound the pavement and ask around.

Post: #90

Quote:I had a dream the other night that Roosh called me for tips to find an apartment. He was at a dead end online. I told him you gotta pound the pavement and ask around.

Post: #91

Enfant_Terrible -

Another great one.

Here is one more to add:

Whenever someone offline mentions a country or US state to you, you immediately think how how you can swoop a girl from there.

Post: #92

(02-23-2012 10:29 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  One more..

When you meet someone from another country they can't figure out why you know so much about it and the characteristics of the ho's there. Even though you didn't even know the place existed a few months ago.

Has anyone ever had forum dreams? I had a dream the other night that Roosh called me for tips to find an apartment. He was at a dead end online. I told him you gotta pound the pavement and ask around.

Oh man how could I forget this?
I don't know what you look like mechanico but I remembered dreaming I was in Florida at your shop trying to get my motorcycle fixed but you didn't have time so we went boating with the Hooters girl in your old avatar

Post: #93

(02-23-2012 10:29 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Has anyone ever had forum dreams? I had a dream the other night that Roosh called me for tips to find an apartment. He was at a dead end online. I told him you gotta pound the pavement and ask around.

Unfortunately, I have. The only one I remember is that I was supposed to meet a few of you cats for some special meeting of the minds one night. I was getting ready and was applying more effort to looking good than I do for a fucking date. I was like, "gotta make a good impression."

Post: #94

This is getting bad.

Not only am I addicted to the forum, I am addicted to this thread:

Was this Beta?

Post: #95

Yep.

I am addicted.

Just this morning I went to the gym. There was some huge powerlifter guy on the bench press.

I couldn't control myself. I walked up to him and said:

"Step off the Bench Press Fool! I am in Ketosis Motherf*cker!"

Post: #96

Haha just saw that G manifesto made the "Was this beta" into a brand. As a Marketing man I would say that this has the potential for a whole line of licensed merchandise. Lol

I'm insanely addicted , I don't even pay attention to the girls I bang now. During the act I'm already thinking about shit I read on RVF.

Like not going balls deep to prevent oxytocin release on the girl's brain.

Post: #97

(02-24-2012 05:28 PM)Mr.GM Wrote:  Haha just saw that G manifesto made the "Was this beta" into a brand. As a Marketing man I would say that this has the potential for a whole line of licensed merchandise. Lol

I'm insanely addicted , I don't even pay attention to the girls I bang now. During the act I'm already thinking about shit I read on RVF.

Like not going balls deep to prevent oxytocin release on the girl's brain.

The beauty of this advice is that you can take it metaphorically or literally!

Post: #98

(02-24-2012 12:00 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Yep.

I am addicted.

Just this morning I went to the gym. There was some huge powerlifter guy on the bench press.

I couldn't control myself. I walked up to him and said:

"Step off the Bench Press Fool! I am in Ketosis Motherf*cker!"

I laughed so hard at this I spewed green tea everywhere. Now my sister wants to know whats so funny.

Post: #99

(02-23-2012 08:20 AM)Enfant_Terrible Wrote:  Signs that you're addicted to the forum...Part 2!

You find yourself in Macy's and thinking... "Rate these 40-Somethings."

Then even more pathetic, you're wondering if you... or... or... Tenderman100 would hit it.

Post: #100

so addicted ! . i wanted to try to take a short break to focus on my book but here i am still checking the forum every 3 hours. I dont feel like writing much today. So far only a 1000 words in the last 2.5 hours.