Post: #26

(07-23-2017 09:29 PM)eL-JJ Wrote:  

WRTHOABLJ (Would Rip Those Hotpants Off And Bang Like Jackhammer)

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #27

Would wedge my 8 iron in her trap.

Post: #28

FAPPITY FAP!

I wonder if she reads Teen Vogue? hmmmm

Post: #29

Yeah...
Must be really difficult to be a hot young chick in today's world...

Post: #30

(07-23-2017 06:48 PM)Speculation Wrote:  WB

Pity she can't play. Would be nice to have another Anna Kournikova to watch.

Kournikova won fuck all in her career- she never won a single Grand Slam title.

Women's golf is dominated by east Asian women, here's the top 10:

1. So Yeon Ryu KOR
2. Sung Hyun Park KOR
3. Lexi Thompson USA
4. Brooke M. Henderson CAN
5. Ariya Jutanugarn THA
6. Sei Young Kim KOR
7. Mi Jung Hur KOR
8. Amy Yang KOR
9. Danielle Kang USA
10. Cristie Kerr USA
    

Post: #31

(07-24-2017 01:26 AM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  

... and there goes my Boner.

By now, Girls + Geek Culture = Saltpeter in my Coffee. I just instantly hear a naggy voice lecturing me about privilege, and imagine the blue hair and the inevitable 40lbs weight gain.

Post: #32

WWB [Would Wash Balls].

Post: #33

(07-23-2017 08:09 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Skipped all of OP's text, went straight to photos.

High chance of fake tits, but like the 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California, everything's in the right proportions. WD (Would Drive)

WB. WB extra hard if those tits are real.

Post: #34

She's good for the game . . . she has certainly straightened out my putz.

Post: #35

She could make me a sand wedge any day of the week, and iron my shirts too.

She's not a putterface, that's for sure. Grill is up to par.

I'd sink one in the wrong hole.

She can caddie my balls for as many holes as she wants.

I'd forgo the Fore!play and tee off on this birdie.

Etc, etc.

Post: #36

Love glutes and hammys/calfs like this on a girl...

Post: #37

(07-23-2017 08:09 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  ^ The danger with her is that you'd take less strokes than usual.

Isn't it odd how women never want downtime from attention-whoring? I mean, she can throw up a lingerie shot and I'm all Christian Bale - along with thousands more men - so why does she feel the need to also do it on the golf course? We live in an age of Social Media and Unprecedented Connectivity, Toots. The men will already by trying to follow you off the course to see you in Dubai put-the-poo-in-the-smoo Mode without even having to be told. Will it really kill you to not flaunt your admittedly-awesome norks for a couple of hours?

Greed knows no limits.

Look at the people in the thread about Rawmeo saying they would only do crime for X amount of months, until they made X amount of money, and then they would bail. Maybe. But when you've got millions under your mattress, with the possibility of millions more within reach, it's hard to say, "I'm done."

In this metaphor, money = attention.

Post: #38

(07-24-2017 02:14 AM)WalterBlack Wrote:  

(07-23-2017 06:48 PM)Speculation Wrote:  WB

Pity she can't play. Would be nice to have another Anna Kournikova to watch.

Kournikova won fuck all in her career- she never won a single Grand Slam title.

Women's golf is dominated by east Asian women, here's the top 10:

1. So Yeon Ryu KOR
2. Sung Hyun Park KOR
3. Lexi Thompson USA
4. Brooke M. Henderson CAN
5. Ariya Jutanugarn THA
6. Sei Young Kim KOR
7. Mi Jung Hur KOR
8. Amy Yang KOR
9. Danielle Kang USA
10. Cristie Kerr USA
    

Kournikova won some doubles titles.

Year Tournament wins
1998 WTA doubles (Tokyo)
1999 Australian Open doubles
WTA doubles (Indian Wells)
WTA doubles (Rome)
WTA doubles (Eastbourne)
WTA doubles (New York)
2000 WTA doubles (Australia)
WTA doubles (Hamburg)
WTA doubles (Filderstadt)
WTA doubles (Zurich)
WTA doubles (Philadelphia)
WTA doubles (New York)
2001 WTA doubles (Sydney)
WTA doubles (Moscow)
2002 Australian Open doubles
WTA doubles (Shanghai)

But no, she was never really that great of a singles player, seemed more interested in modelling.

Post: #39

How many golf balls do you think she can fit in her mouth?

Post: #40

Thread title made me laugh.

Post: #41

The Rules of Bedroom Golf:

1. Golfers shall furnish their own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the holes.

6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played.

9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case. This is especially recommended when playing unfamiliar courses.

10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

11. Initially, slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, as failure to do so may reduce the visibility of the hole and could prove disappointing to golfers. Some golfers, however, have a special appreciation of unpruned bushes.

13. Players are strongly advised to get the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.

Post: #42

First off lets be honest, this bitch sucks at golf and just uses golf to attention whore. Second OP knows how I feel about white women,posting this is like giving an alcoholic a bottle of vodka. Goddamn it I love white women, and I want to have unprotected sex with this fake golf (fake titties too!) bitch. Someone please find nudes of this fake golf bitch, they are out there somewhere.....

Post: #43

Paige is good enough to play on the LPGA tour. Maybe not at the top level, but it's not her ability that holds her back.

It's her mind. She's not some high T roller derby girl. She doesn't like pressure, she doesn't have that killer instinct that comes with competitive drive. She doesn't really care about winning. She just likes having fun. Which is fine. It's actually... feminine.

Reminds me of girls who think they want to start a business or get into a top level profession- doctor, lawyer, etc., but once they get there they find out they don't like it. So they end up going and getting a job at a non-profit or some other less stressful position that actually makes them happy to wake up in the morning.







Would pound my Driver through her dogleg.

Post: #44

(07-24-2017 11:16 AM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  First off lets be honest, this bitch sucks at golf and just uses golf to attention whore. Second OP knows how I feel about white women,posting this is like giving an alcoholic a bottle of vodka. Goddamn it I love white women, and I want to have unprotected sex with this fake golf (fake titties too!) bitch. Someone please find nudes of this fake golf bitch, they are out there somewhere.....

Nudes from Celeb Jihad - not confirmed but it looks like her. Not posting the image in a SFW thread so follow the link.

http://i.imgur.com/zNtUq4r.jpg

It's the same phone as here:

Post: #45

She is a perfect example of a hottie who really does not need to do anything. She could be a nanny, golfer, astronaut, nobody cares - she is hot - that is all that matters.

WB

Post: #46

Rafi bless threads like this.

WSMDIH

(Would Sink My Dick In Her Hole)

Post: #47

(07-24-2017 11:26 AM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  Nudes from Celeb Jihad

From that source - probably fake.

Does look suspect, unfortunately, 'cause if there is a God (and that body of hers is strong evidence for His existence), and if there's any justice in this world, then nudes must be out there.

Post: #48

Quote:Best practices for sharing a link on the forum

2. Introduce the link by sharing a quick summary of what it's about (optional). A one sentence introduction is sufficient.

....

5. Share additional information from your research (optional). Pull in extra videos or pictures that put the issue in context. If your article is about a woman, share a photo of her so we can determine her bangability.

I'm glad to see the OP put the right emphasis in this link Re: Rule 2 and Rule 5.

Post: #49

Lol @ dudes in here saying her face is weird or her wearing a comic book shirt and glasses turns you off because of nerd-culture appropriation.

This girl, man.....



I would have oneitis for this broad.
I would buy her apps.
I'd double text her.
I'd ask her to hang out again within 24 hours after first date.
I would send her emoji's.
I would offer to change the oil in her car.
I would let her make me wait for more than 3 dates to have sex.
If she asked me "what are we" I'd ask her to be my girlfriend.
I'd let her read through my texts.
I'd change my facebook status to "In a relationship" for her.
I'd deactivate my online dating accounts.
I'd let her put a finger in my butt.

Post: #50

(07-24-2017 04:53 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  I would have oneitis for this broad.
I would buy her apps.
I'd double text her.
I'd ask her to hang out again within 24 hours after first date.
I would send her emoji's.
I would offer to change the oil in her car.
I would let her make me wait for more than 3 dates to have sex.
If she asked me "what are we" I'd ask her to be my girlfriend.
I'd let her read through my texts.
I'd change my facebook status to "In a relationship" for her.
I'd deactivate my online dating accounts.
I'd let her put a finger in my butt.

Even with those pointy elbows?