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The world's first Posthumous Gay Wedding!
So now, even defunct gays get "married"! Lord!...

France has just "celebrated" the first... Posthumous Gay Wedding! Dodgy

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40110169
Ex-president, socialist Hollande, and Paris' Trotskist Catalan female mayor Hidalgo, have together conducted the "ceremony". It is between the dead cop (previously fired from the Gendarmerie for reasons that I could, but won't explain, have a guess) who was shot (by an Islamist migrant) while seating in his car eating a hotdog, "protecting" the... Turkish Cultural Center (!) from terrorists, on the Champs Elysees, and his arse-worshipper, another gay-militant, pro-migrants cop.

Since the new "non-gay" Dodgy president (Macron) has been elected, gay agenda has enormously progressed in France: for example, on the very day of the visit of V. Putin 2 days ago, France has decided to grant asylum to all Chechen gays asking for refugee status...

Leftists know no shame or boundaries. Gayness is one of their main idols, the other being, open-borders.
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05-31-2017 06:31 PM
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Should have the remains cremated and sprinkle it on his cereal so he can go through his partner's arsehole one last time.

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05-31-2017 06:34 PM
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(05-31-2017 06:34 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Should have the remains cremated and sprinkle it on his cereal so he can go through his partner's arsehole one last time.

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So when's the world's first pothumous gay divorce?
05-31-2017 09:15 PM
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(05-31-2017 06:31 PM)Going strong Wrote:  Since the new "non-gay" Dodgy president (Macron) has been elected, gay agenda has enormously progressed in France: for example, on the very day of the visit of V. Putin 2 days ago, France has decided to grant asylum to all Chechen gays asking for refugee status...

I did not knew this, but it is pure gold.

So now the most violent, aggressive and militarist of all the Muslim nations/tribes, known for being ISIS shock troops and military masterminds, the Chechen jihadis, can now enter France unvetted and with asylum status, just with the claim of being gay.

What can possibly go wrong?

That is why probably Putin was so quiet besides Macron when this was adressing to the media the Chechen gays issue. He will get rid of many jihadis currently in Russia soil, or returning from Syria.

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A legal industry will spring around the opportunity to claim a postumous marriage to gain citizenship and/or cheat your way into a piece of inheritance. Legitimate heirs could be blackmailed or coerced into handing over liquid assets instead of a long, costly legal battle.

Sit back and see how many movies about young single male refugees and older male widowers or lifelong bachelors come out in the next couple of years.

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Note that the "widowed-gay" will now be able to claim half of the salary of the dead cop...

Big money behind this shit (pun intended): many gays will now claim posthumous marriage, and the corresponding "pension" (part of the wage-salary of their dead arse-fucker)
06-01-2017 09:59 AM
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06-01-2017 10:35 AM
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Can a dead guy even consent? If a straight man decided to marry a dead women there would be a shit ton of justified outrage. It because this relates to two homos the justified outrage gets accused of homophobia. Bizarre world. France is surely doomed.

Who will go first, France or Sweden?
06-02-2017 06:58 AM
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Who said that legalizing gay marriage will lead to legalizing necrofilia is a slippery slope?
06-02-2017 08:24 AM
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(06-02-2017 08:24 AM)Splord Wrote:  Who said that legalizing gay marriage will lead to legalizing necrofilia is a slippery slope?
A better question is do they still have to consumate the marriage to make it legal and binding?
06-03-2017 10:14 AM
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At least they won't have to bother with the whole Until death do us part section of the ceremony.
06-03-2017 10:36 AM
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