Post: #22176

Joey Votto hit a double right after that smack talk session.

Lebron is still a pussy ass bitch though

Post: #22177

Woman, 19, who was wed just TWO WEEKS ago is arrested in Mississippi for 'having a threesome with male and female co-workers on open deck of a family bar'



Here's the couple:

Quote:A 19-year-old woman was arrested in Mississippi just over two weeks after she married when she was spotted having a public threesome with co-workers on the deck of a family bar, police said.

Amy Hammers, 19, of Pearl River, Louisiana, allegedly engaged in the alfresco group sex with Brandon C Mabery, 30, of Kennedale, Texas, and Tiffany Thibodeaux, 26, of Biloxi, Louisiana. All worked in sales at alarm company ADT, police said.

Hammers had gotten married just weeks before the group were arrested on Wednesday afternoon, Chief Deputy Don Bass told DailyMail.com

Sheriff Ricky Adam told the Star Telegram the owner of the bar saw the trio 'Right there. In the middle of the day. In broad daylight. In front of God and everybody.'

The bar, which features families heavily on its Facebook page, was closed at the time, but its owner had driven there to take care of business.

Unfortunately she saw the three suspects taking care of business of their own, cops said.

'She looked out the window and there they were,' Adam said. 'That's when she called us.'

Hancock County Sheriff's deputies arrived and also got a glimpse of the steamy outdoor activity before making themselves known, according to Adam.

'I can't imagine the stunned looks on their faces at the time when they saw our deputies,' the sheriff said.

'I'd hate to have to tell mama and daddy I got arrested for such as that.'

Hammers' Facebook page lists her under her married name of Wilson. She appears to have married John Wilson on April 28, around a year after the couple got engaged.

Although Triple D's has few immediate neighbors, the bar's open deck overlooks an access road to a bayou local community - making events there very open to passers by.

'It's a bayou there, across from some houses,' said Bass. 'There's houses on both sides of the waterway.

'They'd be in the view of anyone in close proximity, and the deck is next to the road, which goes around the building. So they could well be visible,' he said.

He added that the 'crazy' situation was 'very unusual, but I'm not totally surprised. I'm sure it happens a lot, but they were unlucky to be caught.'

All three were charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure and released on $1,000 bond.

Post: #22178

And there goes BrewDog. Over what heinous offence? What a joke. Yeah, we want guys like Jean ValJean here but not guys like BrewDog, righto.

Post: #22179

http://www.humansofstraya.com/post/111339374278/hi-there-so-excited-youre-talking-to-me-im

Quote:Hi there, so excited you’re talking to me. I’m Rebecca Plump. But people call me Bekky. Just joking, people don’t call me. At all. I keep posting group photos. My profile photo is a group photo. My cover photo is a group photo. Every photo in my timeline is a group photo. Yes, that means I’m the ugly one in every photo, trying to hide myself amongst my better looking friends.

I have a mutually beneficial symbiotic relationship with my hot friends. They let me hang out with them because I make them look better, and I want to hang out with them because they attract guys and hopefully a guy for me. Oh and I don’t mean a guy who is also a 2 out of 10, I mean a guy who is a rich Norwegian male model. I won’t accept anything less because my friends won’t accept anything less. I think I’m just as hot as they are. They keep telling me that I’m “totes gorge” and “literally, so pretty” which artificially inflates my ego.

If any sucker tries to talk to my hot friends, I will cockblock them so hard they’ll be in traction for 6 months and wont ever be able to nod again. I’ll stand between my friend and them and announce out loud to everyone “he’s only talking to you because he wants to have sex with you!” like the world’s most obvious but profound realisation. It will throw the guy off because he’s now in a total quandary. He cant tell me I’m a fat sad cunt because it’ll make my hot friend turn on him, but he also can’t deny it because then he’s saying my friend isn’t fuckable. Eat shit!

My announcement will make my hot female friend hate the guy, because since childhood she has been warned about men who “just want to use her for her body” even though her body is the only thing anyone values. Oddly, even though all her time and money is spent on making herself more and more attractive, she’ll still be “grossed out” that a male wants to have sex with her. It’s like opening a cafe then telling anyone who orders a coffee to “fuck off you creep, it’s not all about coffee, you just want to use me for my coffee, well you can fuck off, I don’t even sell coffee and even if I did I wouldn’t sell it to a sick fuck like you!”.

After being ignored by fifty to a hundred men I will complain to my friends that “this place is gross” or that “I’m tired” or some other made up complaint designed to get me attention because no is paying me any attention.

If my friends want to dance I will cause a scene, either by pretending to be paralytic drunk or maybe I’ll just start crying about my grandmother who has been dead for ten years but the date today reminds me of a calendar that she gave me that also had dates on it, oh god, please I need my best friends to take me home now. Secretly I’m a weird emotional drunk and I’m agitated that my feet hurt because I’m fat and wear dumb shoes.

If my friends don’t take me home immediately and ignore me because I do this every weekend, then I’ll just have to spend the rest of the night standing at the bar watching all of my friends being hit on by a constant procession of men while I sink deeper into a drunk, depressive state. I hate watching them ‘dance’. And by “watching them dance” I mean, watching horny guys dryly gang rape them through fabric in a huge-retarded-eagle-circle-jerk-bukakke-moshpit.


I can’t go and sit down because I fear I might miss out on something. So I guess I’ll just stand here awkwardly sipping the melted ice out of my the bottom of my drink for the next hour and watch from the sidelines. My feet hurt. My feet hurt because my giant body that doesn’t do any exercise is trying to balance precariously on top of these tiny ski ramp heels strapped with dental floss to my inflamed feet. My foot looks like a loaf of bread being baked inside a hair net. It’s midnight now and I’m pretty sure all the guys here are so drunk, and confident that they’ll pick up a 10, that I’ve become an invisible blur to them like a predator squatting high in a jungle tree wearing an activated cloaking device. I’m drunk too and it’s so hot in here that my sweaty makeup looks like a Pro Hart painting. My uncomfortable frumpy force field is ensuring no one comes near me or says anything to me all night. No one is even close enough to knock into me and spill their drink on me to start a conversation. I wish a fight would break out so I could walk in the middle of it and get hit in the face. That would mean a man has touched me and hopefully a crowd of people would feel sorry for me and ask me a question about whether I am “alright”. Then I could begin downloading all my stories about being bullied in primary school about my curly hair. Wait a minute. Holy shit. A guy is walking towards me. What do I do? Stay calm. Oh god no….. he just asked “are any of your friends are single”. I’m going to the toilets to cry-vom.

I’m thirsty. I’ve spent $190 on drinks. Meanwhile my friends have been paid over $3000 to take drinks from some of these guys. One guy gave one of my hot friends his wallet and his watch. One of my friends needed to go to the bathroom and a guy offered his mouth as a toilet. Another guy laid on the floor to let one of my friends dance on him. One of my friends dropped her glass and a guy offered to buy her a Dan Murphys and he cleaned up the broken glass with his chest by doing the worm before passing out from blood loss. This other guy literally gave his left testicle to talk to one of my friends. He smashed his iPhone and used the sharp edge of the aluminium case to castrate himself and offered his ball to her in a shot glass. She told him she has a boyfriend but she doesn’t. I had an imaginary boyfriend but it turns out he was only with me to try to sleep with my hot friends. I’m going to do a ghostie and see if anyone notices I’ve gone home, which they wont. Fuck it I’m going to get a kebab and pretend it’s a guy who picked me up in the club and deep throat it in a taxi on the way home.

Post: #22180

It's a good thing, a human and lovable thing, that mothers take excessive pride in their kids. I'd be worried if they don't. Though, a doting mom needs to be balanced with a strict dad, otherwise the child will end up spoiled. This model works best, as the old Chinese used to say, Yánfù címǔ (严父慈母 - Strict father, gentle mother).

Post: #22181

I thought this was hilarious. You know how libtards think plastic is the root of all evil and paper bags are the solution? Not so fast:

Quote:“People look at [paper] and say it’s degradable, therefore it’s much better for the environment, but it’s not in terms of climate change impact,” says David Tyler, a professor of chemistry at the University of Oregon who has examined the research on the environmental impact of bag use. The reasons for paper’s higher carbon footprint are complex, but can mostly be understood as stemming from the fact that paper bags are much thicker than plastic bags. “Very broadly, carbon footprints are proportional to mass of an object,” says Tyler. For example, because paper bags take up so much more space, more trucks are needed to ship paper bags to a store than to ship plastic bags.

This is awesome I love plastic bags. When I go to stop and shop I usually pack my own groceries. I also double-up and triple-up on the bags and make eye contact with the cashier and the rest of the simps in the checkout lane with their biodegradable napsacks.

Post: #22182

^ Farthest (furthest?) left would get it raw 2-3 times per day.

Post: #22183

The last common ancestor we shared with chimps seems to have lived in the eastern Mediterranean – not in East Africa as generally assumed.

Post: #22184

(05-23-2017 08:13 PM)Suits Wrote:  http://www.humansofstraya.com/post/111339374278/hi-there-so-excited-youre-talking-to-me-im

Quote:Hi there, so excited you’re talking to me. I’m Rebecca Plump. But people call me Bekky. Just joking, people don’t call me. At all. I keep posting group photos. My profile photo is a group photo. My cover photo is a group photo. Every photo in my timeline is a group photo. Yes, that means I’m the ugly one in every photo, trying to hide myself amongst my better looking friends.

I have a mutually beneficial symbiotic relationship with my hot friends. They let me hang out with them because I make them look better, and I want to hang out with them because they attract guys and hopefully a guy for me. Oh and I don’t mean a guy who is also a 2 out of 10, I mean a guy who is a rich Norwegian male model. I won’t accept anything less because my friends won’t accept anything less. I think I’m just as hot as they are. They keep telling me that I’m “totes gorge” and “literally, so pretty” which artificially inflates my ego.

If any sucker tries to talk to my hot friends, I will cockblock them so hard they’ll be in traction for 6 months and wont ever be able to nod again. I’ll stand between my friend and them and announce out loud to everyone “he’s only talking to you because he wants to have sex with you!” like the world’s most obvious but profound realisation. It will throw the guy off because he’s now in a total quandary. He cant tell me I’m a fat sad cunt because it’ll make my hot friend turn on him, but he also can’t deny it because then he’s saying my friend isn’t fuckable. Eat shit!

My announcement will make my hot female friend hate the guy, because since childhood she has been warned about men who “just want to use her for her body” even though her body is the only thing anyone values. Oddly, even though all her time and money is spent on making herself more and more attractive, she’ll still be “grossed out” that a male wants to have sex with her. It’s like opening a cafe then telling anyone who orders a coffee to “fuck off you creep, it’s not all about coffee, you just want to use me for my coffee, well you can fuck off, I don’t even sell coffee and even if I did I wouldn’t sell it to a sick fuck like you!”.

After being ignored by fifty to a hundred men I will complain to my friends that “this place is gross” or that “I’m tired” or some other made up complaint designed to get me attention because no is paying me any attention.

If my friends want to dance I will cause a scene, either by pretending to be paralytic drunk or maybe I’ll just start crying about my grandmother who has been dead for ten years but the date today reminds me of a calendar that she gave me that also had dates on it, oh god, please I need my best friends to take me home now. Secretly I’m a weird emotional drunk and I’m agitated that my feet hurt because I’m fat and wear dumb shoes.

If my friends don’t take me home immediately and ignore me because I do this every weekend, then I’ll just have to spend the rest of the night standing at the bar watching all of my friends being hit on by a constant procession of men while I sink deeper into a drunk, depressive state. I hate watching them ‘dance’. And by “watching them dance” I mean, watching horny guys dryly gang rape them through fabric in a huge-retarded-eagle-circle-jerk-bukakke-moshpit.


I can’t go and sit down because I fear I might miss out on something. So I guess I’ll just stand here awkwardly sipping the melted ice out of my the bottom of my drink for the next hour and watch from the sidelines. My feet hurt. My feet hurt because my giant body that doesn’t do any exercise is trying to balance precariously on top of these tiny ski ramp heels strapped with dental floss to my inflamed feet. My foot looks like a loaf of bread being baked inside a hair net. It’s midnight now and I’m pretty sure all the guys here are so drunk, and confident that they’ll pick up a 10, that I’ve become an invisible blur to them like a predator squatting high in a jungle tree wearing an activated cloaking device. I’m drunk too and it’s so hot in here that my sweaty makeup looks like a Pro Hart painting. My uncomfortable frumpy force field is ensuring no one comes near me or says anything to me all night. No one is even close enough to knock into me and spill their drink on me to start a conversation. I wish a fight would break out so I could walk in the middle of it and get hit in the face. That would mean a man has touched me and hopefully a crowd of people would feel sorry for me and ask me a question about whether I am “alright”. Then I could begin downloading all my stories about being bullied in primary school about my curly hair. Wait a minute. Holy shit. A guy is walking towards me. What do I do? Stay calm. Oh god no….. he just asked “are any of your friends are single”. I’m going to the toilets to cry-vom.

I’m thirsty. I’ve spent $190 on drinks. Meanwhile my friends have been paid over $3000 to take drinks from some of these guys. One guy gave one of my hot friends his wallet and his watch. One of my friends needed to go to the bathroom and a guy offered his mouth as a toilet. Another guy laid on the floor to let one of my friends dance on him. One of my friends dropped her glass and a guy offered to buy her a Dan Murphys and he cleaned up the broken glass with his chest by doing the worm before passing out from blood loss. This other guy literally gave his left testicle to talk to one of my friends. He smashed his iPhone and used the sharp edge of the aluminium case to castrate himself and offered his ball to her in a shot glass. She told him she has a boyfriend but she doesn’t. I had an imaginary boyfriend but it turns out he was only with me to try to sleep with my hot friends. I’m going to do a ghostie and see if anyone notices I’ve gone home, which they wont. Fuck it I’m going to get a kebab and pretend it’s a guy who picked me up in the club and deep throat it in a taxi on the way home.

Who the fuck wrote that? A bored alternative-universe version of me from three years ago?

Damn, shit's funny, and has been relevant for at least the past half-decade and more.

Post: #22185

(05-23-2017 11:08 PM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  I thought this was hilarious. You know how libtards think plastic is the root of all evil and paper bags are the solution? Not so fast:

Quote:“People look at [paper] and say it’s degradable, therefore it’s much better for the environment, but it’s not in terms of climate change impact,” says David Tyler, a professor of chemistry at the University of Oregon who has examined the research on the environmental impact of bag use. The reasons for paper’s higher carbon footprint are complex, but can mostly be understood as stemming from the fact that paper bags are much thicker than plastic bags. “Very broadly, carbon footprints are proportional to mass of an object,” says Tyler. For example, because paper bags take up so much more space, more trucks are needed to ship paper bags to a store than to ship plastic bags.

This is awesome I love plastic bags. When I go to stop and shop I usually pack my own groceries. I also double-up and triple-up on the bags and make eye contact with the cashier and the rest of the simps in the checkout lane with their biodegradable napsacks.

Except that, as you have noted, these so called "libtards" are smart enough to know this and simply carry a re-usable bag with them when they go shopping.

You know what I love about committed liberals? They actual make personal sacrifices/take action.

Their walk matches their talk.

Post: #22186

(05-23-2017 11:54 PM)Liberty Sea Wrote:  The last common ancestor we shared with chimps seems to have lived in the eastern Mediterranean – not in East Africa as generally assumed.

This has been making the rounds on the "blogosphere"--great*, but (if true) it's pretty irrelevant as to where the LCA between chimpanzees and humans lived.

The same people who usually say "we are all Africans, human DNA is 99.9%** identical!" are also saying, "we're all mice, human and mice DNA is 99%*** identical!" Which actually makes plenty of sense, that they would see much of themselves in mice, given their characters.

*To the extent novel statistical genetics and/or better sample sizes might be involved.
**, ***Varies by region and estimation method.

Post: #22187

(05-23-2017 06:04 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(05-23-2017 05:56 PM)Delta Wrote:  I'll never understand why completely unremarkable beta fans feel the need to yell insults to elite alpha male athletes from the safety of the bleachers. Do they have any clue how pathetic it looks?

I find this one funny:





Aloha!

That was a very public shit-test, that clearly backfired fast. That is how you call out women. Good reaction by LeBron. If they had been one on one then she would have been scared shitless in that moment (probably also panties wet at the same time).

The viewers often forget that they may talk smack about players in private over some dumb crap pro-athletes are doing. But the reality is that most of them have still 100 times the life they lead, most of them also have x-times the discipline they have themselves. Sure - I would not over-exalt their status like it is being done. Pro-athletes are not some kind of super-heroes, they are just men with excellent genetics who worked hard and are now getting paid millions and have easy pussy on tap. I personally don't watch sports much, but I certainly respect them for what they did.

The funny part is that out there you have 3 times as many genetic beasts who pissed away their talent by drugs, laziness and stupidity. There are 3 other potential Lebrons out there - one is robbing a liquor store, the other is sitting watching TV most of day and weighs 300 pounds and the third is working as a bouncer at a night club. Only one of the four became LeBron with the very same genetic athletics. Being born with the raw material does not guarantee success.

Post: #22188

(05-23-2017 07:31 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  Woman, 19, who was wed just TWO WEEKS ago is arrested in Mississippi for 'having a threesome with male and female co-workers on open deck of a family bar'



Here's the couple:

Quote:Amy Hammers, 19, of Pearl River, Louisiana, allegedly engaged in the alfresco group sex with Brandon C Mabery, 30, of Kennedale, Texas, and Tiffany Thibodeaux, 26, of Biloxi, Louisiana. All worked in sales at alarm company ADT, police said.

They couldn't pass even for 29 and 36!

Post: #22189

(05-24-2017 04:01 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(05-23-2017 07:31 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  Woman, 19, who was wed just TWO WEEKS ago is arrested in Mississippi for 'having a threesome with male and female co-workers on open deck of a family bar'



Here's the couple:

Quote:Amy Hammers, 19, of Pearl River, Louisiana, allegedly engaged in the alfresco group sex with Brandon C Mabery, 30, of Kennedale, Texas, and Tiffany Thibodeaux, 26, of Biloxi, Louisiana. All worked in sales at alarm company ADT, police said.

They couldn't pass even for 29 and 36!

Guy should be under Beta Nice Guy in the dictionary. He got lucky and can even annul the marriage, but I am afraid that he will likely forgive her and be cucked later on.

Post: #22190

That guy could do a lot better if he had any balls.

Post: #22191

(05-22-2017 02:45 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(05-22-2017 01:00 PM)redbeard Wrote:  I'll ask here (and again in your forthcoming datasheet) - why the fuck does every Vitamin C capsule contain bioflavonoids or Rose Hips?

All I want is my ascorbic acid, goddamnit! All killer no filler!

The powder from Swanson is all ascorbic acid.

I could understand putting flavors in the pill form, because they're large and some are chewable. The capsules though, what the hell? You don't taste it at all, there's no reason for Rose Hips.

I know they're probably inert. The skeptic in me is crying out that this is some globalist agenda to fuck with our Vitamin C.

Bioflavanoids replicate the natural form, probably add a tiny amount in effectiveness. My guess is that Swanson simply uses it for marketing reasons. They have scientists which are basing their formulas on orthomolecular research that is going back to the 1970s. The dosages of the high potency multis was not created by putting a finger into someone's ass and putting the data into fake global warming models. There were huge animal studies done in the 1970s and then there are hundreds or even thousands of studies done by independent doctors. They also tested it on people who took the products and double-checked their nutrient retention - thus the much higher dosages than with the conventional stuff.

Usually you have most countries local vitamin c powder manufacturers because vitamin c powder is used in feedlot. They know that it prevents down syndrome in cattle and other birth defects and the funny thing is that cows get very high doses of nutrients while pregnant human women get less, because the globalists are not not concerned with a smarter, healthier more fertile population. Cattle wirth birth defects cost money, so they are getting more effective doses.

Either way - in Australia you can best buy it in bulk: https://www.leanmachine.net.au/catalog/i...cts_id=169

Just avoid Made in China in this case - they have shit regulatory standards. But even made in China pure stuff is better than products by the big manufacturers.

Thanks for sharing, but Swanson 100% powder is still cheaper than this chinese stuff

https://www.swansonvitamins.com/swanson-...grams-pwdr

Post: #22192

How about Camu camu powder instead? https://www.amazon.com/Navitas-Organics-...owder&th=1

1 tsp=almost 700 mg of Vitamin C. And its more natural than asorbic acid.

Post: #22193

There's something indescribably majestic about whales breaching; I don't know what it is. By far my favorite aquatic animal. These massive gentle mammals just gracefully swimming around and eating krill...and squids. Diving to massive depths and then surfacing, their bones bending and bracing the pressure changes. And they're super smart too. I find them fascinating.



https://gfycat.com/AmbitiousWeeklyJunco The link gif is larger and better looking

Oh and I just started watching this "Frozen Planet" on netflix; highly recommend it. In the first episode you see a massive collapse of part of a glacier and the sheer size of it is awe inspiring. They also show an amazing example of the intelligence of killer whales as they team up and work in tandem to try to hunt food. It's six episodes and like 50 minutes each, can't wait to watch the rest.

Post: #22194

Richard Patterson's beat a murder case by claiming that his girl choked to death on his dick. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fl...-1.3186917

I mean look at this hero:


If he doesn't find a second career in pornography, throatfucking girls 1/3 of his age in a title like "Murder-Dick Strikes Again," this country has more standards than I thought. Some (((producer))) out there can set the whole thing up. They did for John Bobbitt, aka Frankpenis.

Post: #22195

(05-24-2017 06:40 PM)kbell Wrote:  How about Camu camu powder instead? https://www.amazon.com/Navitas-Organics-...owder&th=1

1 tsp=almost 700 mg of Vitamin C. And its more natural than asorbic acid.

Supplements should be close to pure nutrients.

Theoretically you could get almost all even high orthomolecular doses of nutrients out of food, but it would be x-time more expensive.

As for mega dose treatments of diseases or ailments - like mega-dosing with vitamin C, then I doubt that it is advisable to take such a thing as camu camu powder. Mega-dosing with special foods may have a massive amount other added reactions to your body. Also eating it by the pounds is bound to be problematic.

A teaspon of pure vitamin c powder has probably some 5000mg+ of vitamin C.

For example - if you can afford it then you could import Acerola cherries and have 2 glasses of juice instead of vitamin C - that would get you 3000-4000mg of vitamin c. This would be fine for a daily drink instead of taking the daily dose of vitamin C, but megadosing it while having the flu and drinking gallons of juice would make you puke that stuff.

http://www.livestrong.com/article/115854...la-cherry/

Post: #22196

(05-24-2017 10:49 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  Richard Patterson's beat a murder case by claiming that his girl choked to death on his dick. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fl...-1.3186917

I mean look at this hero:


If he doesn't find a second career in pornography, throatfucking girls 1/3 of his age in a title like "Murder-Dick Strikes Again," this country has more standards than I thought. Some (((producer))) out there can set the whole thing up. They did for John Bobbitt, aka Frankpenis.

His "girlfriend" was 60.


Guy looks Alpha and woman is attractive for her age. Still - this probably would not have happened with a younger woman.

Post: #22197

I came across this picture (which I don't know how to embed), and thought it was interesting: https://www.instagram.com/p/BUfsLDQAth_/...oria&hl=en

Here is Eva Longoria - still an attractive woman for 42, and someone who most of us here would be delighted to seduce - pictured with the Victoria's Secret models. How many people would give the likes of Eva Longoria, particularly the younger version, a very high rating - perhaps as high as a 9? And yet, how far off, even in her prime, she would be from the real beauties. Not only is she facially significantly less beautiful, she is thicker and stumpier through the whole body.

I think it's actually quite rare for movie stars etc who are thought of as beautiful to allow themselves to be photographed with the Victoria's Secret girls, so I found this photo quite instructive, and a useful reminder to exercise due rigour in rating each girl that comes across my path.

Post: #22198

(05-25-2017 05:04 AM)H1N1 Wrote:  I think it's actually quite rare for movie stars etc who are thought of as beautiful to allow themselves to be photographed with the Victoria's Secret girls, so I found this photo quite instructive, and a useful reminder to exercise due rigour in rating each girl that comes across my path.

Maybe it's just me, but judging from that pic, I thought Longoria looked better than any of those skinny giraffes behind her (with the possible exception of the one on the far right). I don't care how young those "real beauties" are, they have weird faces and no tits or asses. Longoria has also has more feminine facial features.

Then again, short and meaty Latinas are my Achilles heel. I would destroy that pussy without question.

Post: #22199

I'm gradually leaning towards Linux mode in life, meaning no interest in marriage, kids, etc... just a nomad life with promiscuity.

I'm not sure I'm wired to be the 'father' 'family man' and I care less and less to be as I get older. I look at little kids I don't care like most people do. And the associated arrogance of 'that's my boy! my boy! my kids, my offspring! mine mine mine'. It seems arrogant.

Post: #22200

It seems every time I go bowling these days the bowling alley is filled with foreigners. It wouldn't bother me normally, but these people just don't understand American bowling etiquette. It has gotten to the point where I don't even want to go anymore.

One time I have an Asian family in the lane next to me, father has a little daughter that is using the metal bowling ramp for disabled people which is fine. But every time she shoots the fat fuck goes up next to her and holds the ramp on my side of his lane, crouches down and sticks his fat ass into my lane so I have to wait several minutes to roll until his daughter is done. Then multiple times he has the audacity to move the ramp over into my lane literally blocking the whole thing and I have to go pick it up and move it out of the way.

Other times I am surrounded by groups of Indian guys who are fucking running around like mad men getting in my lane. When one of them is throwing the ball there has to always be at least 2 or 3 others hovering right around him encroaching in my lane and messing up my shot.

Last night I go bowling again and 2 FOB asians in the lane next to me. I think okay, at least there is the ball return (that we share) separating us. Well the asian guy and his girl precede to grab 4 balls each of various weights for the two of them so 8 balls total. That alone is retarded. But the worst part is at least 50% of the time instead of using one of their 8 balls they keep using either mine or my friends ball to bowl instead of theirs. So I go up to bowl and have to wait another minute to throw because my ball is in the fucking ball return half the time because they keep using it.

There should be a required course at the bowling alley that teaches these foreigners American bowling etiquette and how to assimilate. It is driving me crazy.