Post: #176

(03-09-2016 04:25 AM)Swell Wrote:  I had finished banging an ex and I noticed the condom was missing. Fuck!

I checked the bed. I told her to go into the bathroom and pull the condom out.
She returned and said the condom wasn't there...

5 days later She texted saying the condom came out of her cunt while pissing.

All attraction for her evaporated. A used condom in her pussy had been festering 5 days.

I have been trying to forget this experience, but every time this thread appears this horrific memory fasts in my mind.

What?

Why wouldn't you just stick your finger in there and get it? Why the fuck would you be okay with her just getting back to you when she got it out?

Post: #177

(03-07-2016 04:08 PM)brazilian Wrote:  Hairy armpits

It's sad but I half expect that girls will have these nowadays. Doesn't mean I'm down, though.

Post: #178

(03-02-2016 05:44 AM)Jtguthrie12 Wrote:  2. One i was fucking this girl. wet AF yea go to the bathroom after i bust.. fingers dick. bloody. fast blood stains on my bed.

1. flirting with a girl all night fucking teasing working me up to it. come back to my room get her on the bed to fuck off with the panties putrid fish smells reaks up the whole room like it was fucking unbearable i left the room and went downstairs to sleep for 6 hours and wait for her to leave. shit was nasty. boner be gone is what they should call that smell.

Back in HS I fucked this pig that smelled like what you described above. The smell was horrific. Except I fucked her in my car, during the winter, so airing out the car wasn't an option. I had to bring my car to a detailing shop and had them shampoo the interior. Even after that, I swore I still caught a whiff here and there for a while afterwards.

She was my first redhead though; I wanted that flag.

And I couldn't get that smell off me for about a week. My poor dick.

Post: #179

Hair on the nips

Post: #180

(12-11-2013 02:35 AM)Mujeriego Wrote:  The worst I can think of is when I went down on a chick and wound up with a piece of toilet paper in my mouth.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Post: #181

(12-13-2013 04:51 PM)wi30 Wrote:  I found a quarter stuck to a girl's ass cheek while I was banging her.

Never said anything and to this day I have no idea where it came from or how long it had been there.

LOL

Post: #182

The first time I encountered a rancid smelling vagina I was a youngster.

I started looking around the room and under the bed trying to locate the source. I remember I went and took the girl to sleep in another room. Later, a could smell it on myself and thought it was from me, and I was dying.

It was bad.

Aloha!

Post: #183

Nipple hair. Instant boner death.

Post: #184

I'm an RN. All of these stories, meh.

I honestly have no idea how I have any urges toward women at this point. But, damn, I do.

Post: #185

My story begins with a college girl. She is 21 yrs old. A natural redhead. She was a 6 on the scale. She was nothing too great. She comes over after I invite her over for a swim that evening once she gets off work. She arrives at 10 pm. We go for a late night swim and after making out in the pool, we decide to take it to the bedroom. So once we get to the bedroom, we begin fuck. We go at it until about 4 am. She then decides to leave because she had breakfast with her family. Which fine by me because I did not want to deal her that Saturday morning. I went to sleep and I wake up later that morning. As I get up, the 1st thing I do after every fuck is to grab my bed sheets and toss them in the wash and grab a new set of bed sheets. As I grab the bed sheets I noticed a green brown streak across my sheets where she slid off the side of the bed to put on her clothes. She left a shit streak across my bed sheets! I was so fucking pissed off. That morning my brother who was my roommate in college asks me, How did it go last night? Did you fuck her? I heard the moaning when I got back from the bar. I told him my story and he began to laugh. He just replied, Now you can say that you literally fucked the shit of her. I started to laugh myself. I never saw that girl again.

Post: #186

On Phi Phi Islands I brought a girl back to my room. We took a shower together and I noticed a slight smell coming from her pussy but nothing dramatic. Anyway, the pipes start rattling and the shower literally starts pissing out red liquid which smelt/looked like blood. Like something out of a horror movie. Typical shithole Phi Phi accomodation. We were both disgusted but I push for the bang anyway. As soon as I take her panties off and stick my finger in, the smell is unbearable. I don't comment on it but she seems to notice the smell herself and tells me her doctor said the meds she was taking would cause an odour. Next thing I notice is blood on the sheets. That was the final straw. I put my clothes back on and called the staff to come fix the plumbing. The room smelt like shit for ages and I was turned off pussy, for a few days at least. Weirdest night of my life.

Post: #187

Just to rub it in for Swell. Hope you see this again.

Post: #188

Top this, bitches! I had forgotten this until I saw this thread.

Long ago, my LTR started getting a little funky, nothing too bad, but noticeable when I gave her head. We discussed. She douched, etc. Seemed OK. Couple days later we were fucking and it was stronger. She thought yeast infection. Got the drugs going for that. Couple days later, I hit it again. Seemed fine going in, but once I started stirring shit up...

...Let's just say, that pussy was full ripe. I sat up a little bit changing position and caught one of those full mouth/nose whiffs that brings your lunch into your throat. Thought I was going to lose it. Party over. Sent her to the Ob/Gyn.

Guess what he found?

A tampon.

That bitch got to drinking on her period, lost track of her tampon count, and double plugged. Ended up with an extra squirreled away in her pussy, where it ripened day by day....

Post: #189

Shit-stained panties on an otherwise-classy very attractive girl.

Post: #190

(04-21-2017 03:38 AM)Jack_Smith Wrote:  Top this, bitches! I had forgotten this until I saw this thread.

Long ago, my LTR started getting a little funky, nothing too bad, but noticeable when I gave her head. We discussed. She douched, etc. Seemed OK. Couple days later we were fucking and it was stronger. She thought yeast infection. Got the drugs going for that. Couple days later, I hit it again. Seemed fine going in, but once I started stirring shit up...

...Let's just say, that pussy was full ripe. I sat up a little bit changing position and caught one of those full mouth/nose whiffs that brings your lunch into your throat. Thought I was going to lose it. Party over. Sent her to the Ob/Gyn.

Guess what he found?

A tampon.

That bitch got to drinking on her period, lost track of her tampon count, and double plugged. Ended up with an extra squirreled away in her pussy, where it ripened day by day....

She's lucky she didn't end up with toxic shock syndrome.

Post: #191

As for me?

Her cum looked curdled, like cottage cheese.

Post: #192

(04-23-2017 01:18 PM)LeoneVolpe Wrote:  

She's lucky she didn't end up with toxic shock syndrome.

Dude, I assure you, I got the full "toxic shock."

Post: #193

(ATTENTION: NSFW!)

The gold medalist can be found right here

Post: #194

So after a long long dryspell I have this short-haired feminist wanna be in my room, for a feminist this one was an exception, really beautiful face, nice tits, thin; Well, so she's finally dropping her panties and taking her bra off, and I start to smell this awful armpit odour, I thought maybe i forgot to use deodorant, I stood up and subtetly spray some on my armpits, got back to the bed, it was her!, well I told to myself, it's been a long time since I got laid so, let's go through it, when I went down to give her some nice cunnilingus, Hell, THAT FOUL SMELL made her armpits smell like roses in comparison, I was so shocked a vagina could emit such awful smell, it was like a rotten rat inside her vagina, I had to stop for a second and question myself about the notch, I still got the notch and choke and dominate the Feminist wanna be.

Post: #195

(04-23-2017 01:21 PM)LeoneVolpe Wrote:  As for me?

Her cum looked curdled, like cottage cheese.

Lol, that ain't cum my friend

Post: #196

It happened to me with 3 different girls in a row.
It was a trip to Bogota. The first day was a redhead, 5-6. It was in the morning, tlshe came for breakfast. We went to the room and suddenly after missionary,, I smelled this rancid thing, then my boner went away, no matter how hard I tried to concentrate

The second day I was with a 7 and her clamp smelled like a healthy vagina but super strong, and with gallons of lubrication. I have never seen anything like that, but might repeat with her.

So the third day was this 19 yo 8-9 angel... That's it, I thought.. last time I banged her was awesome, time for revenge. Started missionary and when I pulled, saw this cottage cheese, and she freaked out and started crying. I didn't smell anything yet and tried to convince her to continue, but she refused. Later it started to smell a totally different kind of rotten.

The whole point of this is that all remainings of the 3 girls were in the same trash can in the bathroom. When I tried to take it to the other trash, it looks like the 3 smells combined. Ohhh my.... Gooood.. it reminded me of Chernobyl, so o had to act quick to save the population and use 3 bags. If some homeless opened it I bet he is dead by now...

Post: #197

My motherfuckin man. Bro, my roomates didn't believe me when I said "man it smells like 3 different bitches in there, I gotta go".

Hey some girls are fowl though, no matter how they look. Real shit

Post: #198

Ass smell, I will leave it at that.

Post: #199

Had a girl shit the bed as she orgasmed, while I was fisting her.

You don't know how mortified I was to pull my hand out and there's a brown McShnugget on the bed.

I don't buy Egyptian cotton anymore.

Post: #200

Has anyone ever had an issue with a girl having a bad smell during sex, a few days before or after her period? The smell is unbearable.

Any recommendations?

Thanks!