RE: Malaysia
Penang mid March of 2017
Alright Gents,
I have been in Georgetown, Penang for about 6 days now. I'm leaving early tomorrow morning for a week in the KL area so I figure I mine as well put together a little mini datasheet.
Only a few years ago the exchange rate was 3MYR for 1USD. As of last Monday when I exchanged the bulk of my cash, I received close to 4.5MYR to 1USD. Quite the big jump for those who make money with USD but unfortunate for those who live here on MYR.
Getting around:
Most important thing to know is how dirt cheap Uber is. Average cost for me to go to Paragon from Georgetown was about 6-8MYR. I only paid about 20 MYR to get from the airport as well. Waiting time was usually less than four minutes as well. In other words, Uber is king here.
Like I said above, I came through the airport and used a uber right away to get to my spot. I know some people who took the bus and ferry route and used uber from the pier.
There are rapid buses that are 2myr one way and even some free buses. I used the rapid bus to get back from Penang hill because there weren't any uber drivers within 15 minutes. Took about 45 minutes to get back to Georgetown. Other than that, why anyone would walk or use buses is beyond me because of how inexpensive Uber is.
Logistics
I ended up staying in a hostel near Georgetown. It was close to little India and Chinatown along with some other sites. You can walk to the main club area as well in about 10-15 minutes at night but again why waste time doing that when Uber is so cheap. The E&O is top choice amongst most spenders who come here. They have a very nice digestion menu for dinner, within 200 meters of the main club area, and are on the waterfront. There are other hotels like the Citidel and Riverfront area as well. Its always good to stay within walking distance of the main area but with uber being so cheap and traffic very light at night, staying a little bit outside upper Penang ain't all that bad.
Food and the like
The main reason (other than taking a break from the debauchery of Thailand) I came to Penang was to try the food. Let me tell you it did not disappoint. I tried a variety of Chinese, Malay, and Indian food while here. Most stalls and street food were below 7 a plate. Portion sizes were quite large as well.
I ended up going to the Chulia street market, a street market near Gurney Plaza, and one along with waterfront.
For those who want something different well you have a variety of choices at the mall as well. Again, with the recent drop in currency here food is quite cheap. I went to a nice Chinese restaurant and ordered a big bowl braised beef with noodles, 6 pieces of shrimp and pork dumplings, 6 pieces of dry shrimp dumplings, a bottle of water, and coke all for about 60 MYR. High end set menus were no more than 250 MYR at most places as well.
Beer at 7/11 and other markets were between 12-17 MYR so if you're low on funds I would try to pre drink that way.
Nightlife
Penang is not known for its nightlife. There are basically 2 main areas for a cluster of bars and clubs. The upper Penang road area that is by E&O. This is where you will find the Mois Club, Slippery Senoritas, a few bars, and an outdoor area for drinks. There is another area that is a bit south of Pinang Mansion. Unfortunately I can't remember the street names but there are about 4 or so discos you can choose from.
During this stay, I only went out one night of the week so this is my limited experience so take it for what its worth. I first went to Slippery Senoritas around midnight. I'm not sure if it got crowded later but there had to of been maybe 20-25 patrons in there. When I inquired about cover charges the woman quoted me 300 MYR with a drink ticket included. I was quite shocked to hear such a high entrance ticket at some half empty club so I went directly to Mois. I went to ask the doorman the cover price and he told me to wait and minute so he could talk to his boy. Not willing to wait I ended up leaving to call it a night at my hostel. All that being said, it was not busy at all around that area. Most people were outside chilling with a beer tower or hookah anyways. I saw maybe 10 girls while I was there and maybe 5-6 of them were definite pros.
So I was going to call it a night when I bumped into a guy who was going to a different area (South of Pinang Mansion) instead. So we ended up heading there for the rest of the night. The best club there was called the Bank. It catered to mostly Chinese and some other Asians mixed in. This club had the best ratio of women to men by far. Mind you it was still a 60:40 ratio but it was better than the clubs around it. One club we went to before The Bank did not have a single female inside. Another one we went to that was open until 5 but looked just as bad as well.
Girls
I get it that I'm a black dude in Malaysia but this island gave me the worst blowouts of my life. At night was a little better as some of the Chinese girls would actually respond back in conversation but during the day at the malls or streets girls would basically not even acknowledge me. What's even worse is that when I was talking to girls inside the clubs, the same waiter cock blocked me on two separate occasions!!!! Honestly, I had the best time at The Bank as girls were at least chit chatting but did not get a number for my effort. A little too late I finally got a Chinese girl number today but she won't be off work until Wednesday. I don't plan on staying here just to get a flag.
Personally, I believe The Bank is the best club there. Just remember you will be the only non Asian dude in attendance. Also remember that the songs are in Chinese or bad attempts to sing English songs.
Beers are most of the clubs weren't cheap (20-25) per bottle but if you got a bucket then you would pay between 80-100 for five bottles. Well worth it if you're rolling with another guy.
Other than night game there is daygame at the Gurney Plaza and Gurney Paragon. Most girls were in groups of twos or threes but game on. Again, I had no success here but I at least had fun. You could also do some gaming at street markets and such.
Tinder was a dustbowl for me as well.
All in all it was quite a drastic change when coming from Thailand. I just spoofed my Tinder in KL and things are already much better for me there. Anyways, I wasn't there for pussy but to just relax and eat some good food.
As far as rankings of hotness? Chinese girls at the top and Malay/Indian girls wayyyy at the bottom.
Summary:
For me this place was the hardest spot to game I've ever been to. I get the feeling that it is quite conservative here as I saw maybe two Asian-white pairings. What I should of done is went to KL first to find a girl to bring to Penang. I'm not complaining as I still really enjoyed myself and wouldn't hesitate to return one day.
A man is only as faithful as his options-Chris Rock
(This post was last modified: 03-19-2017 05:33 AM by Mentavious.)
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