Post: #21326

Well there is a mark-up on everything. Most shoes sold for 3 figures are made for pennies.

Post: #21327

Some genius got the great idea of setting up a "Mario Kart"-style racing thing in Tokyo. Tourists dress up in Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi (And I think Pikachu?) hoodies, get in colored go-karts, and drive around the Tokyo streets in a mock "race". It's an insanely good idea, because that's gotta be like crack for the nerds. But the racers are fucking EVERYWHERE, even the boring upscale residential district where I'm staying.

The first time I saw it I thought it was cool and brilliant. The fifth time I saw it I got tired of it.

They just drove those obnoxious go-kart engines past my apartment for the 9th time, and I'm ready to go buy a basketball, paint it to look like a blue shell, and fling it at the next goddamn Mario-karter I see.

Post: #21328

^Film it if you do!

Post: #21329

^^They're getting sued by Nintendo and will be shut down soon anyways.

Post: #21330

Saw this in a bus today

   

Post: #21331

Ho ho, Harambe came to our country!

Post: #21332

Game Saves Lives...

Of Humans:

Porn really is bad for you! Lonely Japanese man who amassed a SIX-TON pile of dirty magazines died when it collapsed on top of him... and his body wasn't found for six months

Quote:A lonely Japanese man who amassed more than six tons of porn died when a huge pile of magazines fell on top of him.

And even more tragically, the man's body was only discovered six months later when the landlord entered the flat to find out why the rent had not been paid.

The man's lowly death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man's family to save them from the shame.

He said that the dead man, a 50-year-old former carmaker identified only by the name Joji, had died buried underneath under a pile of the pornographic magazines.

It was unclear if he had suffered a heart attack and fallen into the stacks of magazines which had then fallen on top of him, or whether he had been crushed by the mass of paper.

But the cleaner said that if he was still conscious, the paper would probably have muffled his cries.

Every space in the flat was filled with piles of magazines, which also stacked on tables and on shelves.

There were also clippings from erotic magazines where it appeared the man had cut out his favourite articles, and thrown away the rest of the magazine.

Despite his trimming, at the time of his death the collection weighed in at six metric tons (13,228 pounds).

Of Chickens:

Pervert raped a hen because he ‘could not get a girlfriend’ as court hears bird ‘died from exhaustion

Quote:A pervert who raped a hen because he could not find a girlfriend tried to get a reduced sentence saying he was too afraid to chat up women.

Kevin Simiyi was caught in the vile act by the horrified owner of the chicken, which died from exhaustion shortly after the ordeal.

After asking for a lenient jail term, he was sent to prison for 15 months by a magistrate in Kenya for bestiality.

The 18-year-old told a shocked court he was too afraid to chat up women and they did not fancy him because he was poor.

When asked if he was guilty, he said: 'Yes, I did it.

'I was caught defiling the hen by its owner.

'I fear approaching women because of the high level of poverty and I feel women are very expensive.'

Judith Nasimiyu, the hen's owner, told the hearing the bird died of exhaustion last Friday as vets collected evidence against Simiyi.

The teenager pleaded guilty to bestiality in Bungoma, Kenya, and brazenly asked the court to be lenient because he was a first offender.

But magistrate Stephen Mogute sentenced him to 15 months in Bungoma Prison.

Post: #21333

Cardguy lived in Japan? :O

Post: #21334

"15 Months in Bungoma Prison" sounds like the title of some kind of jail-themed porno.

That also seems really harsh for hen-fucking.

Post: #21335

(03-07-2017 05:22 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  "15 Months in Bungoma Prison" sounds like the title of some kind of jail-themed porno.

That also seems really harsh for hen-fucking.

The judge probably didn't have much precedent to reference off

Post: #21336

Made a couple grand at the casino on Sunday, bought a rifle I been lusting after for a while now today.
Just went to see what cool guns they had in a pawnshop a few towns over (they always have different interesting stuff) and saw this, and I knew I had to have it.

I think they stopped making them about two years ago.
Anyone want to go to the range tomorrow? (Eastside or philosophical_recovery I'm lookin at you fellas)

Post: #21337

They had FN2000 in pawn shop? Jesus, you Americans never cease to amaze me haha. Always liked design since I started to play Splinter Cell.

Post: #21338

I'm thinking of taking the mag squeegees out, been practicing mag changes and it's horrible.
After I take it to the range, depending on how the trigger is in action I might rework the trigger pack a bit, dry fire practice so far feels longer and harder than I want in a gun.

Post: #21339

(03-07-2017 05:22 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  "15 Months in Bungoma Prison" sounds like the title of some kind of jail-themed porno.

That also seems really harsh for hen-fucking.

It's very harsh for a crime like bestiality, but as I've just mentioned the other day, Africans don't joke around with cuck punishments like we do. If you commit a serious crime like rape or murder, God help you because if you don't end up in prison for 25 years, odds are good that you're going to be dismembered and burned by an angry mob.

Post: #21340

Post: #21341

delete

Post: #21342

Man I love Costco, four huge delicious ribeye steaks for about 33 bucks. Huge delicious five dollar rotisserie chickens. Huge portions of pork for cheap. Place is a goldmine for protein. They even have a 90 serving bag of Optimum Nutrition protein that was on sale earlier in the month, even not on sale it's cheaper than the 72 serving tubs at places like vitamin shoppe; much better than that muscle milk shit they used to have. I just ate one of the ribeyes and I feel fucking fantastic.

Post: #21343

Re-reading The Picture of Dorian Gray and this passage struck a chord I wouldn't even know about when I last read it:

"Women treat us just as Humanity treats its Gods. They worship us, and are always bothering us to do something for them."

I just find it absolutely strange and wonderful that a change in perception allowed me to appreciate a certain thought I had never appreciated before. Main reason why I love re-reading good books.

Post: #21344

(03-09-2017 01:56 AM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  Re-reading The Picture of Dorian Gray and this passage struck a chord I wouldn't even know about when I last read it:

"Women treat us just as Humanity treats its Gods. They worship us, and are always bothering us to do something for them."

I just find it absolutely strange and wonderful that a change in perception allowed me to appreciate a certain thought I had never appreciated before. Main reason why I love re-reading good books.

Feminism has achieved to destroy that - they treat us no longer with worship. Those were the times of the 19th century.

Now they treat us with disdain and suspicion, but they still expect us to do everything for them.

Post: #21345

(03-09-2017 04:01 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  Feminism has achieved to destroy that - they treat us no longer with worship. Those were the times of the 19th century.

Now they treat us with disdain and suspicion, but they still expect us to do everything for them.

Jokes on them.
They need us far more than we need them.

Post: #21346

Hadn't seen this one before. Cuck interviewer, and the guy is pretty fucking low T, but the fact he's making the argument on TV without getting completely chopped to pieces is nice.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #21347

What the fuck.

Post: #21348

(03-08-2017 05:10 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(03-07-2017 05:22 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  "15 Months in Bungoma Prison" sounds like the title of some kind of jail-themed porno.

That also seems really harsh for hen-fucking.

It's very harsh for a crime like bestiality, but as I've just mentioned the other day, Africans don't joke around with cuck punishments like we do. If you commit a serious crime like rape or murder, God help you because if you don't end up in prison for 25 years, odds are good that you're going to be dismembered and burned by an angry mob.

I think this is because being depraved fuckups is a Western luxury. Out in Africa, there's no margin for that shit. You're already struggling to survive in the face of starvation, deadly diseases, and aggressive neighbors.

If some dude is fucking a chicken in your community you've just got to smash that cunt real quick so you can get back to the pressing questions of "where am I getting food to eat this week?" and "how can me and my kid avoid dying from some terrible disease?". Hen-fucking is a distraction you just can't afford.

Post: #21349

(03-09-2017 04:01 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(03-09-2017 01:56 AM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  Re-reading The Picture of Dorian Gray and this passage struck a chord I wouldn't even know about when I last read it:

"Women treat us just as Humanity treats its Gods. They worship us, and are always bothering us to do something for them."

I just find it absolutely strange and wonderful that a change in perception allowed me to appreciate a certain thought I had never appreciated before. Main reason why I love re-reading good books.

Feminism has achieved to destroy that - they treat us no longer with worship. Those were the times of the 19th century.

Now they treat us with disdain and suspicion, but they still expect us to do everything for them.

Kind of like the modern human's relationship with God if you ask me.

Post: #21350

(03-09-2017 10:14 AM)Oz. Wrote:  What the fuck.

Is that the punk teenage king from Game of Thrones?