Alpha
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RE: A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
lol I actually used that picture recently. I coupled it with this blog post.
The dating profile I critiqued there is ridiculous. In Fact, here:
delusional bitch Wrote:Fiery musician, entrepreneur, creative, intuitive, intellectual, mom of 1 teenager ….loves travel and adventure….. soon to be venturing south to have a home in a warm climate…. (I love warm weather!)
First off, I know who I am, I know what I want and I know where I’m going… If that scares you, then best stop reading now….
I’m rare as a woman in that I am straight-forward, I refrain from playing games and I’m comfortable being myself….. I’m headstrong, ambitious, high-maintenance, I’m an alpha female and a leader…… The guy that’s right for me will not be intimidated by my straightforwardness, loves to travel, make music and have fun….. and will shower me with affection. As I love both receiving and giving affection in a romantic relationship. And, although I’m quite ambitious, I take my relaxation, vacations and FUN quite seriously !
I’m seeking a Single White Male, between 30-45, pagan, metaphysical or consciousness expanding spiritual focus (non-christian), musician, entrepreneur, alpha male (leader energy), healthy body, no kids (and no desire for kids of your own) …. with a unique sense of humor… some call it sarcasm, i prefer to call it “like a smart a**”
If you’re the right guy for me, you know who you are and where you are going, you know how to create your own reality and are ambitious…… you’re interested in a monogamous long term relationship (and are open to the idea of marriage in the future with the right one)….. you have no close friends that are girls (I don’t believe men and women can really be “friends” without sexual tension) , your work does not involve massage, physical touch or working with peoples psychological problems……. you’ve moved on from your past relationships enough to refrain from having your ex’s involved in your life, you’re not a work-a-holic….and you know how to make romance and fun a priority in your life.
If you like warm weather, dance music and dig an empowered, sassy, real woman….. holla back if you’re interested in chatting …. …. and we’ll see what sparks fly
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Chad Daring
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Thorfinnsson
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RE: A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
(01-25-2012 02:53 PM)Chad Daring Wrote: These took me about 4 minutes to find
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/w...58737.html
I don't see a problem with this one. She is not pretending she's something she's not and isn't making any demands of the man. She seems to realize she doesn't have a lot to offer, is honest about her situation in life, and makes no particular demands of a man.
While it's not acceptable for her to be so lazy about herself, at least she isn't full of it or entitled.
Off topic, but I am a big fan of your blog. I recently got a Wagner polished cast iron skillet because of it, and while my cooking was good before it is just so much more satisfying.
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speakeasy
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el mechanico
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RE: A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
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| 01-25-2012 06:16 PM |
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Alpha
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RE: A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
I'm replying to this add with this:
EDIT: You can't see my strike-throughs. Just imagine strike outs over all her mistakes.
Voluptuous Amazon Obese African American women(?) in search of her KING king (letters should be lower case here). I am "6" (Should be six-apostrophe, not quote-six-quote, and followed by a comma) 6', 285lbs. Dark Chocolate female looking for a man anything (be real, sister) that is out going, communicates well, expresses how he feels, loves to travel, loves the out doors and loves public affection. Men in the age range of 34-45 ONLY!!! only!_ (Italicize or bold for emphases, no extra punctuation needed. You also forgot a space) Slim to medium build (no fat men)!! (No one likes a hypocrite) Single men only (Not going through a divorce)!! , 0/1 child, gainfully employed, lives alone (no room mates), social drinker, drives and has a car. (should be a full stop, not a comma. Also, you forgot a space again) Expresses his self himself openly! Must and should live in the Metropolitan area. I am looking for a man that likes to go out and enjoys (this should be singular) life (home bodies ok but must like to go out sometimes)!!! ; home-bodies are okay, but you must like to go out occasionally! (this shouldn't be in parenthesis but should follow a semi-colon, seeing as it is a separate but similar thought that doesn't need a dedicated sentence) I am not talking about just parties! (now we can use punctuation) I am talking plays (No apostrophe here, the play doesn't own anything), movies, dinner, stage plays, (redundant) parks, museums, Comedy shows,_etc. I do not don't (this isn't 1886, you can use contractions) need a man with any hangups!! Disease and Drug free. 420 Friendly. (Gotta pick one side or the other, baby) If this is you please drop me a few lines send me an email telling me a little bit about yourself. Only adds with pictures and something about you detailing what I am looking for will receive a follow-up!!! You will only receive a response if your email contains pictures and a brief paragraph about yourself that proves we would be compatible. International Men is a +! are a plus! In your subject line please put "All or None" if you expect a follow -up! reply,_Thanks!_
52/100 - See me after class.
(This post was last modified: 01-25-2012 07:56 PM by Alpha.)
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el mechanico
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RE: A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
(01-25-2012 07:55 PM)Alpha Wrote: I'm replying to this add with this:
EDIT: You can't see my strike-throughs. Just imagine strike outs over all her mistakes.
Voluptuous Amazon Obese African American women(?) in search of her KING king (letters should be lower case here). I am "6" (Should be six-apostrophe, not quote-six-quote, and followed by a comma) 6', 285lbs. Dark Chocolate female looking for a man anything (be real, sister) that is out going, communicates well, expresses how he feels, loves to travel, loves the out doors and loves public affection. Men in the age range of 34-45 ONLY!!! only!_ (Italicize or bold for emphases, no extra punctuation needed. You also forgot a space) Slim to medium build (no fat men)!! (No one likes a hypocrite) Single men only (Not going through a divorce)!! , 0/1 child, gainfully employed, lives alone (no room mates), social drinker, drives and has a car. (should be a full stop, not a comma. Also, you forgot a space again) Expresses his self himself openly! Must and should live in the Metropolitan area. I am looking for a man that likes to go out and enjoys (this should be singular) life (home bodies ok but must like to go out sometimes)!!! ; home-bodies are okay, but you must like to go out occasionally! (this shouldn't be in parenthesis but should follow a semi-colon, seeing as it is a separate but similar thought that doesn't need a dedicated sentence) I am not talking about just parties! (now we can use punctuation) I am talking plays (No apostrophe here, the play doesn't own anything), movies, dinner, stage plays, (redundant) parks, museums, Comedy shows,_etc. I do not don't (this isn't 1886, you can use contractions) need a man with any hangups!! Disease and Drug free. 420 Friendly. (Gotta pick one side or the other, baby) If this is you please drop me a few lines send me an email telling me a little bit about yourself. Only adds with pictures and something about you detailing what I am looking for will receive a follow-up!!! You will only receive a response if your email contains pictures and a brief paragraph about yourself that proves we would be compatible. International Men is a +! are a plus! In your subject line please put "All or None" if you expect a follow -up! reply,_Thanks!_
52/100 - See me after class.
I don't get it..Are you trying to hit it or no?
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ninja26
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speakeasy
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RE: A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
Here is a chic who actually has a decent profile unlike most. Looks-wise she's whatevers but she is one of the few profiles I've ever seen where a girl doesn't have a list of unrealistic demands and seems to be more about making a man happy than attention whoring and all the me, me, me shit.
http://www.myyearbook.com/members/30341750
Quote:I'm the girl who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning, and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the girl who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the girl who still thinks you're handsome with your most torn up jeans and a plain tee-shirt. I'm the girl who won't pressure you to do things that you don't want to do. I'm the girl who kisses you on the forehead; it doesn't always have to be on the mouth. I'm the girl who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the girl who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the girl who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the girl who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the girl who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the girl who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the girl who won't lie to you about where she's going or where she's been, or who she's been with. I'm the girl who gets butterflies when she hears your name. I'm the girl who's not afraid to tell her friends she loves you. I'm the girl who doesn't mess with other guys when I have you; you're the only one that I need. I'm the girl who doesn't care about your imperfections, and loves you more for them; who wants a perfect woman? that's just boring. I'm the girl who will hold you while we watch the sun set. I'M THE girl WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
I have a dream to meet the right person for me and to get married. I know what I want from a man and what I can give him. I do not like only receiving, I can also give back. It's about love, caring and a lot of other things that make our lives happy. I hate egotistical, unintelligent persons, I would like to meet a man with a good education, kind, honest, who will not play games and who's really looking for a serious relationship. I wish to love and to be loved, to be with my darling in good and bad times, to enjoy every minute spent with my only one. I believe that it'll happen! I have never been married, because I haven't met my other half yet. I am very romantic, that's why I believe in real love. I hope I will be able to find a man, with whom I would have real happiness and create a family with children, as I like children very much.
I don't think I've ever even seen a dating profile like that before!
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