Post: #20651

(01-13-2017 01:52 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  Some random Japanese expressions I was thinking about that I always found funny/interesting:

破顔する, hagan suru: "To break into a grin". Composed from the kanji meaning "face" and "destroy", it literally means "to destroy your face". I've never seen a word that reflected the culture it came from some well.

口車にのる: "kuchiguruma ni noru": To be tricked by someone's words. Literally means "To ride someone's mouth-car". Often used in a negative sense. "Don't ride their mouth car!" (I.E. "Don't let him trick you!")

壊血病: kaiketsubyou: Scurvy. Literally "shattered blood disease". "Scurvy" never sounded that threatening to me, but "Shattered blood disease" sounds fucking terrifying.

I think I should do an entire manga cycle on this!

Book one:破顔する
Cover depicting a towering figure in a grinning mask and a crying ronin about to commit sepuku

Book two: 口車にのる
Picture a Bamboo field
Ronin somehow didnt commit sepukku and is walking away merrily, some ghost damsel is stretching desperately towards him

Book Three: 壊血病
The mask of the guy of book one lays on the floor cracked and the inside part is seen,feet behind,blood shards surrounding them.

Post: #20652

The Greenland Shark lives around 400 years old. The oldest known vertebrate is a greenland shark they dated to 450 years old.

They reach sexual maturity at 150 years old.



Random fact.

Go take a girl out and tell her. Then expand on it. Talk about what it was like 400 years ago. I'm givin you guys peals here.

Also, dolphins are the only animal with a more folded cerebral cortex than humans. Tell her you heard it from your buddy.

Post: #20653

(01-13-2017 01:40 AM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  Bedridden for the past week. Can confirm that over exposure to politics makes you a negative person. Especially when you're dragged into an argument to debate hardcore Libs that actually believe the Trump Golden Shower stuff.

Sending prayers and Sherman ciggs your way homie...or some miso soup since that's actually healthier.

And yes, fuck politics. That leads you to a quick trip down the negativity chamber.

Post: #20654

(01-13-2017 04:38 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(01-13-2017 01:40 AM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  Bedridden for the past week. Can confirm that over exposure to politics makes you a negative person. Especially when you're dragged into an argument to debate hardcore Libs that actually believe the Trump Golden Shower stuff.

Sending prayers and Sherman ciggs your way homie...or some miso soup since that's actually healthier.

And yes, fuck politics. That leads you to a quick trip down the negativity chamber.

Damn good point. I'm trying to limit my exposure to it and find new things to do with my time, but it's hard weaning yourself off. There's always something new to be mad about.

Post: #20655

First we #prayforkona now we #prayforcomte

Feel better dude !

Post: #20656

Talk about japanese,
I always find it funny that 結婚kekkon(marriage) and 血痕kekkon(bloodstain) sound the same.

We often said jokingly that marriage without bloodstain is not good since men in Asia expect their brides to be virgins when married.

Post: #20657

Hah, you're right. I'd never thought about that.

Post: #20658

Was at a local pub for a few beers, saw a couple that was in the same elementary school as I just few years older. Now I am sitting there, they are still together and suddenly the girl went with some other guy (while her boyfriend still being with group of friends) to the toilets, closing themselves for about 15 min a the cabin. I was watching that shit and I decided for fun to write that guy from my fake Facebook trolling account :

"Hey, your bitch went with /this and that/ guy to the toilets, they are there about 10 min now, just so you know."

What is wrong with the people these days..

Post: #20659

(01-13-2017 04:48 PM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  

(01-13-2017 04:38 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  

(01-13-2017 01:40 AM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:  Bedridden for the past week. Can confirm that over exposure to politics makes you a negative person. Especially when you're dragged into an argument to debate hardcore Libs that actually believe the Trump Golden Shower stuff.

Sending prayers and Sherman ciggs your way homie...or some miso soup since that's actually healthier.

And yes, fuck politics. That leads you to a quick trip down the negativity chamber.

Damn good point. I'm trying to limit my exposure to it and find new things to do with my time, but it's hard weaning yourself off. There's always something new to be mad about.

A question I like to ask people who try to start political arguments with me:
"So, when was the last time you won a political argument? Like, really won? That the other person was completely convinced by your views and accepted them wholeheartedly and promised to vote your way the next election?"

This is usually followed by a bit of a blank stare.

To which I then reply: "I'll take that as a 'never'. Since we now both agree that it's impossible to win a political argument, why are we even having this discussion? I have my views and you have your views and let's leave it at that."

Post: #20660

(01-13-2017 06:37 AM)Tex Cruise Wrote:  



Even with all the "hooray multiculturalism" and gay stuff, I think it's a very clever ad.

I agree that they did a very good bit of propaganda also picking Aboriginal actors who are 75% white. And I would love if diversity meant a happy barbecue - too bad that the happy-barbecue diversity is only achieved when you have quite similar "diverse" people coming in.

But the enrichers usually have something more moronic like this Australia Day 2017:



Islam founded Australia it seems.

Post: #20661

Bloody hell, I hadn't seen that one. I can't even.

Note the "black" activist who was offended though...

(01-14-2017 02:47 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  I agree that they did a very good bit of propaganda also picking Aboriginal actors who are 75% white.

Post: #20662

I'll upload the vids and the pics soon but today I saw one of the great marvels of Nature.
There was this duck with a crest I wanted to take a pic of and I follow him while he's swimming down the lake,when I catch up he's doing weird trusting motions in a bush and I'm wondering if there's another duck downwards...
Turns out there was!

Steamy duck sex, the funniest part was the guy came, he looked like an RPG/RTS medieval banner of war and the she-duck was looking at us the engaged public with a mixture of shame and a certain look of satisfaction.

Oh, the ways of Gaia...!

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Post: #20664

(01-15-2017 11:25 AM)Huey Wrote:  

Looking forward to seeing where he stores his nunchuks and his video game collection in the new place

Post: #20665

Ok how does he take a shit or piss?

Post: #20666

http://thermidormag.com/hobby-radicalism/

None of these people look prepared to pull the trigger on a capitalist exploiter or sacrifice their lives for the Revolution. Most of them look like they struggle to get out of bed in the morning—so how are they going to overthrow the government?

Post: #20667

(01-15-2017 02:20 PM)IronShark Wrote:  

Look,mommy! It's the unbangable student comittee of 2017!


Edit:

BTW,why are they holding up their right arm?

Post: #20668

^^^^

I don't see a single bangable girl nor a testerone filled man in that group.

None of the faggots could take up arms against a government and overthrow them via revolution.

These fools have no idea what "revolution" actually is, they'd need a safe space if they actually knew what the Russian patriarchs actually did.


On another note, been riding my bikes alot lately, and using my GoPro tons, a worthwhile and fun investment.

Post: #20669

(01-15-2017 02:48 PM)kaotic Wrote:  On another note, been riding my bikes alot lately, and using my GoPro tons, a worthwhile and fun investment.

Did you already use GoPro for private porn sessions?

I think I need to start recording all encounters with girls that way - at least it will be a porn collection I can be proud of.

Post: #20670

(01-15-2017 02:20 PM)IronShark Wrote:  

http://thermidormag.com/hobby-radicalism/

None of these people look prepared to pull the trigger on a capitalist exploiter or sacrifice their lives for the Revolution. Most of them look like they struggle to get out of bed in the morning—so how are they going to overthrow the government?

Top ranking communist officials call such people 'Useful idiots' or 'Useful Fools' and they'd be the first in line sent either to the Kolyma Gulags or Goli Otok.

To Hell with these ingrates.

I've stopped trusting anyone spouting socialist/communist bullshit because they usually don't know what the fuck they are talking about, don't wish to acknowledge the tens of millions of deaths this death cult caused and are ungrateful parasites who want the World without sacrificing one drop of sweat.

You against the capitalistic overlords?
By organizing 'spontaneous' protests via fucking iPhones and Samsungs?
By calling to arms (what arms - all I see are ham-hands and twigs) via damn Twitter?
By cowardly mob tactics in which you perceive a fair battle a 10vs1 situation?



Get the fuck out of here and stay out.

Stalin, Tito, Pol Pot, Mao killed their own 'revolutionaries' by the thousands and they knew why - once their worth was spent they were useles baggage.

...

In the end to a certain degree I pity these souls. I don't know if they are naive, stupid or both.

But the problem is that they pave a road down into Hell from which I've heard stories of such atrocities that they make the Nazis look like civilized people.

Post: #20671

I carefully scanned picture above to see if someone is wearing shirt with Che. They are not complete revolutionaries if they don't have it.

On serious note, I am perplexed when people put on shirt with face of psychotic murderer that propaganda turned into a cult icon. People really don't do research nor they know history.

Post: #20672

(01-15-2017 03:29 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(01-15-2017 02:48 PM)kaotic Wrote:  On another note, been riding my bikes alot lately, and using my GoPro tons, a worthwhile and fun investment.

Did you already use GoPro for private porn sessions?

I think I need to start recording all encounters with girls that way - at least it will be a porn collection I can be proud of.

Fun fact, I hid a GoPro during a dadchelor party that filmed two strippers who came over and put on a show for us, classic.

Post: #20673

(01-15-2017 04:31 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

(01-15-2017 03:29 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(01-15-2017 02:48 PM)kaotic Wrote:  On another note, been riding my bikes alot lately, and using my GoPro tons, a worthwhile and fun investment.

Did you already use GoPro for private porn sessions?

I think I need to start recording all encounters with girls that way - at least it will be a porn collection I can be proud of.

Fun fact, I hid a GoPro during a dadchelor party that filmed two strippers who came over and put on a show for us, classic.

Be sure to backup all your videos. Back in college, we filmed this one girl as she got naked and gave my friends and me lapdances on her boyfriend's birthday. He was mad that she showed up late that night and left him hanging. Two nights later, her and another girl got into the bathtub and started fingering one another. We also had another girl do a Playboy-style photoshoot.

I was extremely proud of my collection, and even a couple years later it provided a nice stroll down memory lane during a dry spell. But then my computer crashed and I lost it all. USB drives are lifesavers.

Post: #20674

Anyone posted on Kiwi Farms before?

I was there the other day and thought it was a 'free speech; anything goes' type of place like Encyclopedia Dramatica, but I was basically blackballed by a few of the mods and users there for mentioning the James Alefantis Wikileaks and accused of being a "Pizzagate conspiracy nut", even when I explained I was just posting about the leaked emails and social media postings by Alefantis to let people look at the evidence and make their own conclusion, and didn't care about the 'conspiracy theories'.

Didn't ban me, but one user in particular who I think is a liberal followed me around the site and reported me anytime I mentioned "Alefantis" so the mods would delete my posts for being "conspiracy theory" related-stuff.

Apparently anything connected to Pizzagate is basically censored on Kiwi Farms, go fucking figure.

Post: #20675

(01-15-2017 05:14 PM)Serious Sam Wrote:  

(01-15-2017 04:31 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

(01-15-2017 03:29 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(01-15-2017 02:48 PM)kaotic Wrote:  On another note, been riding my bikes alot lately, and using my GoPro tons, a worthwhile and fun investment.

Did you already use GoPro for private porn sessions?

I think I need to start recording all encounters with girls that way - at least it will be a porn collection I can be proud of.

Fun fact, I hid a GoPro during a dadchelor party that filmed two strippers who came over and put on a show for us, classic.

Be sure to backup all your videos. Back in college, we filmed this one girl as she got naked and gave my friends and me lapdances on her boyfriend's birthday. He was mad that she showed up late that night and left him hanging. Two nights later, her and another girl got into the bathtub and started fingering one another. We also had another girl do a Playboy-style photoshoot.

I was extremely proud of my collection, and even a couple years later it provided a nice stroll down memory lane during a dry spell. But then my computer crashed and I lost it all. USB drives are lifesavers.

Exact reason I now own an external hard drive. If you have an old laptop that you're about to scrap just remove the hard drive and buy a SATA enclosure.